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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

bird with big dick posted:

Post your tits you coward

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

bird with big dick posted:

Post your tits you coward

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Nm

Spinz fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 18, 2020

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


unpacked robinhood posted:

Did we pick the child's name for that goon who posted while driving his pregnant wife to the hospital ?

im going to throw Shoney into the hat here. cant get enough of this perfect name lately. it just feels good to say, try it.


Shoney.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

bird with big dick posted:

Post your tits you coward

I missed this titties thing.

I'm not 100% sure I should be interested..

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

unpacked robinhood posted:

Did we pick the child's name for that goon who posted while driving his pregnant wife to the hospital ?

Pnurtis

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pick posted:

Pnurtis

I really hope the p isn’t silent

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

quote:

(CNN)Contamination in manufacturing the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention test for the coronavirus caused weeks of delays that slowed the US response to the pandemic, multiple health officials have told CNN, a problem that stemmed in part from the CDC not adhering to its own protocols, according to a US Food and Drug Administration spokesperson.

"CDC made its test in one of its laboratories, rather than in its manufacturing facilities," the FDA spokesperson told CNN on Saturday. "CDC did not manufacture its test consistent with its own protocol."

The government has never fully explained what stalled the rollout of a crucial test needed to begin measuring the extent of the spread of Covid-19. It would take until the end of February to correct and the US continues to lack extensive testing capability even as some states prepare ease up on restriction and reopen to a degree.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/18/politics/cdc-coronavirus-testing-contamination/index.html

lol you can't make this poo poo up

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

You could, but then you just wind up with a copy of The Stand.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




unpacked robinhood posted:

Do in developing countries typically have good health though ? It's not a stretch to picture poor hygiene, no healthcare, poor diet taking their toll too.

e: idiot old wearing his mask on his neck while shopping at the open air market as I type this.

Poor healthcare is bad. But not having access to medications that manage long-term illness means many of the people who had heart disease, kidney disease, liver disease, lung disease, diabetes, and so on have already died of those ailments. That's part of why their demographics skew young. Can't get the 'roni if you're already dead.


And health isn't just one thing. Malnutrition is bad, but so is obesity. Anecdotes indicate that the majority of people who need intubation have obesity. Having less than 10% of your population obese is probably helpful, which doesn't happen in many rich countries.

stump collector
May 28, 2007
Well now I want candy, thanks thread

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I've been slowly decreasing my weight from 243 a couple of years ago to about 217.6 now. Before this started I was 216 and it's slowly gone up. I got shoulder surgery so I can't lift at home, and need to spend a lot of time stretching. I've been gaining weight due to lots of weed. I think I need to just quit weed and go back on my diet and carry on stretching until I can lift again. I don't want to die due to being obese!

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
My local grocery store is overflowing with starburst jelly beans at 50% off. Half off candy week.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Possible new symptom... Covid toes!!!

https://www.today.com/health/skin-symptoms-related-coronavirus-doctors-discuss-covid-toes-t178991

If this is true, then I actually may have the roni. I don't have any symptoms other than a couple of my toes turn a little bit purple, with somr soreness. I was confused because, while I'm diabetic, my blood sugars have been really good so I got scared that my toe was gonna rot off. Glad thats not the case.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

My local grocery store is overflowing with starburst jelly beans at 50% off. Half off candy week.

I declare today to be the first annual candy deals heroes awareness day, and I thank you for your service. Your candy medal of freedom is in the mail

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Nice. It'll go well with my jerky medal of service from the military.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Been sniffly and tired all drat day. Hopefully just allergies.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

pro starcraft loser posted:

Been sniffly and tired all drat day. Hopefully just allergies.

Better start digging your own grave in the backyard while you still have the strength.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

We Are All Gonna Die: post yo titties itt

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Facebook Aunt posted:


And health isn't just one thing. Malnutrition is bad, but so is obesity. Anecdotes indicate that the majority of people who need intubation have obesity. Having less than 10% of your population obese is probably helpful, which doesn't happen in many rich countries.



I need to check the data, but it seems a lot of the ones that have died in mt country were around 30-40 yeats old, mostly because they were obese and diabetic. I think some didnt even know they were sick until they got the roni.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Shaocaholica posted:

Lol how did a prison get so many tests.

It had to get pretty bad. That particular camp has had 5 dead this week , yet people outside not even 30 mins away are protesting at the statehouse? Absurd.

20 mins south of that prison was the site of Camp Sherman during WW1 . That camp saw around 2k troops die due to dorm living during the Spanish flu. What’s there now ? Chillicothe Correctional Institute, a medium security prison with bunk housing. They now have positive cases and are still eating in lunch hall.

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Apr 18, 2020

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dr.Caligari posted:

It had to get pretty bad. That particular camp has had 5 dead this week , yet people outside not even 30 mins away are protesting at the statehouse? Absurd.

20 mins south of that prison was the site of Camp Sherman during WW1 . That camp saw around 2k troops die due to dorm living during the Spanish flu. What’s there now ? Chillicothe Correctional Institute, a medium security prison with bunk housing. They now have positive cases and are still eating in lunch hall.

Yeah, idk how u solve this one. Prisons were over populated to begin with. Surprised there wasn’t plagues before this.

Let out all non violent marijuana offenders I guess would probably “help”. But lol

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
prisons already had troubles with TB due to lack of bcg as one person without bcg will infect everyone, so its not new that plagues spread easy in a prison

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

HerStuddMuffin posted:

The question is, do young, healthy people form a significant fraction of this pandemic’s victims, either in hospitalizations or in deaths? Quarkjets says yes but their arguments are unconvincing, IMO. I say no, and I have explained why. You seem to say yes, but have not presented any arguments. That’s my understanding as of right now.

I find it bizarre that you can characterize the actual hospitalization statistics in New York as an "argument". Like we're not even talking about the accuracy of the numbers, you seem to be dismissing the numbers based on how you feel about them, which is weird and very "Fake News"

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Confirmed deaths in the US are over 37,000. I'm impressed, but deaths will need to quadruple to catch up with Spain and Italy on a per capita basis. Perhaps Florida reopening beaches while the infection rate is rapidly increasing will help boost the statistics.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1104709/coronavirus-deaths-worldwide-per-million-inhabitants/

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Burt Sexual posted:

Yeah, idk how u solve this one. Prisons were over populated to begin with. Surprised there wasn’t plagues before this.

Let out all non violent marijuana offenders I guess would probably “help”. But lol

Our generous governor let 141 out early . Qualifications had to be no violent or sexual offenses , under 90 days left and elderly/ pregnant inmates were priority. A grand total of 5 were from CCI (population 2,700+) to give an idea of how much that helped.

It is a tough situation. I’m not sure what places will do to balance the risk of infection vs the risk of riot

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Devian666 posted:

Confirmed deaths in the US are over 37,000. I'm impressed, but deaths will need to quadruple to catch up with Spain and Italy on a per capita basis. Perhaps Florida reopening beaches while the infection rate is rapidly increasing will help boost the statistics.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1104709/coronavirus-deaths-worldwide-per-million-inhabitants/

https://twitter.com/postandcourier/status/1251602599457013763?s=20
https://twitter.com/tulsi_kamath/status/1251197193752645638?s=20

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


stump collector posted:

I declare today to be the first annual candy deals heroes awareness day, and I thank you for your service. Your candy medal of freedom is in the mail

They had Easter eggs in my local supermarket for 25p each, so I bought plenty and left a load in the food bank contribution part!

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

quidditch it and quit it posted:

left a load in the food bank contribution part!

nasty.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

I have a feeling this post is going to age poorly when we check it again on April 25th.

Or maybe people will ignore their clueless local governments and continue to isolate. Let's hope.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Blaise330 posted:

You.... we can't do both. Does he think we have the option to do both and we're not just cuz?

People in this thread think so.


Hmm, between Florida, SC, and Texas, it’s like the governors who owe their jobs to trump are racing to kill as many people as possible to please daddy.

These people should be in prison but they’ll never see consequences.

quote:

”The feeling is that the end is in sight,” McMaster said in a news conference Thursday. "The mission is going as well as can be expected but still a lot of work to do. We cannot let up, but the end is in sight and we are making progress.”

*promptly lets up when no end is in sight and we’ve made no definable progress*

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Plagues can fix this.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

unpacked robinhood posted:

Not it was more like suggesting ppe training was outside the grasp of civilians who hadn't received it as part of a professional curriculum, hence people shouldn't use ppe.

You have a powerful imagination

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

Shaocaholica posted:

Plagues can fix this.

"lol americans are fat" wasn't even a joke ten years ago, just a sad fact around the world. biting us in the rear end just a lil currently

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

Earwicker, if you're still reading this thread, you were 100% percent right. You predicted that President Trump would openly call on supporters in blue states to resist their democratically elected governors. You predicted that it would lead to a breakdown of rule of law.

Well, President Trump openly called on supporters in blue states to resist their democratically elected governors.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251169217531056130

And now it has led to a breakdown of rule of law.

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1251610736876347392

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


Oh thank goodness the Lardlock is here to cast a ward against coronavirus and leafy vegetables

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

I've been watching some of the news from Texas and they are still on the way up. The media talks about curve flattening but this seems contrary to the evidence. I guess we'll find out in 2-3 weeks how well the reopening has worked.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

friendly 2 da void posted:

Earwicker, if you're still reading this thread, you were 100% percent right. You predicted that President Trump would openly call on supporters in blue states to resist their democratically elected governors. You predicted that it would lead to a breakdown of rule of law.

Well, President Trump openly called on supporters in blue states to resist their democratically elected governors.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251169217531056130

And now it has led to a breakdown of rule of law.

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1251610736876347392

What gives them the right to decide which laws/orders are justified? Personal opinion? Lol

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

I'm going to do my damnest to keep social distancing and isolating regardless of state orders. This is loving stupid that we're at the point where we have to go against state guidance to stay safe.

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Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Have any police actually had to enforce stay at home in the US tho?

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