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Mnoba posted:george soros propoganda is exactly what this thread needs thanks for sharing! what the gently caress aren’t you supposed to be working
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Why does the baby still need a facemask when he's already suffocating inside the plastic bag? 
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Mr. President, what’s on your mind? “just thinking about them spurts.” https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1255226827611738116?s=21
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If I can't watch the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl next year then I don't want to live.
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Next Trump idea to stop the virus: all Americans must wear the gurglespurt pants.
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Apr 28, 2020 21:44
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Wait I thought Trump was just pronouncing sports weird nevermind
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Chinatown posted:So I work in commercial real estate. Hey me too, on the customer side. I'm on the small real estate team for a giant corporation. I can confirm that the brokers and landlords are FREAKING OUT right now. Part of it is bracing for a likely global recession, and part of it is a lot of white collar jobs being forced into a 2+ month work from home pilot. We already had a pretty accommodating work from home culture so it won't move the needle much for us. We just renewed an office lease in a major market, and the rent comps went down 10% in the last 6 months (and we signed for less than that because vacancy rates went from sub 2% to double digits). Our construction quotes are dropping, because that industry is very, very concerned too. It's a really good time to be in the IT computer toucher field or anything in the supply chain to enable telecommuting.
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Mons Hubris posted:Somebody else empties the trash can so I would feel bad using something I can't pack up and haul out Well, there's also the Groover. Or dog poop bags. I thought these logistics were considered a solved problem for goons.
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Apr 28, 2020 21:58
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Hadlock posted:Also, don't think this is an N95 machine but lol look at all that non-organic super fine fiber partible poo poo flying around in there, all those people have lung cancer now. An hour in there is probably equivalent to working in an asbestos mine for a lifetime. There's white fuzz everywhere even though they just wiped down everything. Lady in the corner knitting isn't even wearing a mask. They need to wear some of the n95 masks they are making. But how do you start from 0 masks?
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Apr 28, 2020 22:04
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Apr 28, 2020 22:05
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Florida, the state with the worst unemployment system in the US, has labeled 40% of their applicants as "ineligible", with no reason given. 1.6% of us have received money so far lol.
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Chinatown posted:So I work in commercial real estate. Below is what they think NEW workstations will look like. Not sure if this is an elaborate joke or what.  It doesn't have to be that expensive. (they're selling this through facebook).
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mrfart posted:
Legitimately cannot tell if you are posting this as a joke or not.
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mrfart posted:
After all, who needs separator screens which can be disinfected?
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Lolie posted:After all, who needs separator screens which can be disinfected? Why disinfect them when you could throw them away and buy more from us???
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Lolie posted:After all, who needs separator screens which can be disinfected? Fire kills germs good.
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Apr 28, 2020 22:51
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Look at all that wasted space in cubicles.
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mrfart posted:
Jesusfuckingchrist. . . like they know how the virus is transmitted in close proximity . . . right? If it can't stop a fart or a smelly lunch, then it's not going to stop Covid.
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Apr 28, 2020 22:58
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dont know if it was posted itt yet but to me this poo poo is even worse: https://www.fastcompany.com/90496843/flying-after-covid-19-will-never-be-the-same-heres-what-airplane-seats-could-look-like how the gently caress do you even get out if you are in the middle
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Blistex posted:Jesusfuckingchrist. . . like they know how the virus is transmitted in close proximity . . . right? If it can't stop a fart or a smelly lunch, then it's not going to stop Covid. I just wanted to say that I never get tired of your 'tar. Watching physical violence be visited upon Andy Dick truly is the gift that never stops giving.
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Apr 28, 2020 23:01
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these would all work fine if you have powerful fans in the floor and in the ceiling that are constantly pulling in air directly upwards and out of the building i'm sure that part is just out of frame
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Apr 28, 2020 23:01
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Blistex posted:Jesusfuckingchrist. . . like they know how the virus is transmitted in close proximity . . . right? If it can't stop a fart or a smelly lunch, then it's not going to stop Covid. The government team from The Blob couldn’t stop my farts.
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 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52465172  The BBC posted:US Vice-President Mike Pence has visited a top US hospital without wearing a mask, despite the medical centre's own rules that visitors wear personal protective equipment.
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Schadenboner posted:I just wanted to say that I never get tired of your 'tar. Watching physical violence be visited upon Andy Dick truly is the gift that never stops giving. 
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Apr 28, 2020 23:22
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Who would have thought that in 2020 cube farms would look positively spacious and productivity-enhancing? I suspect that lots of employers (who think working from home has worked well and can save them money) will be dumping having offices at all after this, and equally others will be doubling-down on cranking everyone into as small a space as possible with cameras to detect coughing/sneezing/anything non-productive, since they think people were sitting in their underwear playing computer games instead of working. I sure hope I'm working at the former!
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legooolas posted:people were sitting in their underwear playing computer games instead of working. Please do not hax my webcam. 
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Apr 28, 2020 23:38
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There will be no open offices like that panymore. Enclosed spaces are basically gas chambers that slowly fill with virus breath. 3',6',12' it doesn't matter. After 8 hours the entire room has it.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Just saw an article saying grocery stores could start seeing meat shortages by the end of the week which means we definitely will because now assholes are going to start hoarding it again. The warnings were a dog whistle from execs to Trump to get protection from lawsuits. https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/28/politics/defense-production-act-executive-order-food-supply/index.html
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Hopper posted:There will be no open offices like that panymore. Enclosed spaces are basically gas lol nice things cost money
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol nice things cost money I don't
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sweet thursday posted:I don't I’ll gladly pay anyway bb
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legooolas posted:I suspect that lots of employers (who think working from home has worked well and can save them money) will be dumping having offices at all after this... My company is doing this, they are "reimagining the way we work" and "transforming the office spaces" and other phrases that cause you to win at buzzword bingo 5 minutes into a 1 hour call. To their credit they are very open about the fact that we can't safely have people share rooms in the foreseeable future, i.e. until the vaccine is here. And that they don't want us to. Ill workers can't work, after all. What it means is that leases that were up for renewal have not been renewed, other offices will run out as soon as renewal comes up. But I have always worked remotely so nothing changes for me anyway.
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Earwicker posted:dont know if it was posted itt yet but to me this poo poo is even worse: Same as now, you face gently caress the person in the seat next to you
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Mons Hubris posted:I had to start going back to work this week and I have legit been toying with the idea of bringing a piss jug so I only have to leave my office for number twos Alright, well. I guess I'll be the one to break it to you. No. No do not "legit" bring in a container to urinate into into your office so that you can continue working uninterrupted. Please do not actually piss at your work desk.
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Apr 29, 2020 00:07
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Big Beef City posted:Alright, well. Why not
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Apr 29, 2020 00:10
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Earwicker posted:dont know if it was posted itt yet but to me this poo poo is even worse: Love to put 1/3 of my passengers directly in the firing line of snot rockets and plumes of the other 2/3
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Apr 29, 2020 00:10
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Yeah Why not it’s my office I don’t wanna get the roni walking the hall every 10 minutes to take a piss
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