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Wibla posted:You're going to get stop lossed. *looks at economic situation and no active large-scale war zone at present* I actually kind of doubt that.
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:did you get a screenshot? Bah, no. It was a poster for some kind of film or TV series asking if they're going to find Jody, and the tweeter said he thought it was about the Marine Corps for a second.
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Apr 28, 2020 00:14
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They're gonna have a hard time finding him. I heard he got your girl and gone.
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Apr 28, 2020 00:37
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https://tacticalgearjunkie.com/products/tactical-colors-marine-approved-mre-2-5x3-5-patch
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Apr 28, 2020 06:40
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MrUnderbridge posted:They're gonna have a hard time finding him. https://terminallance.com/2010/11/16/terminal-lance-81-myths-and-legends-iii/
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Apr 28, 2020 12:00
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 A page late but I'm not sorry.
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Meanwhile (well in 2018 but reported now) in Finland... machine translated with some manual corrections. "The corporal, who served in the Pori Brigade, has been sentenced to a fine for misconduct by a soldier. The verdict is based on the man’s uninhibited way of presenting and dealing with his genitals in 2018 during his service. According to the indictment, the man had repeatedly appeared naked in the barracks room in the presence of other conscripts and introduced him to the genitals "waving his fox", causing aggravation to other people in the room. The man had also masturbated under the camouflage net of the accommodation tent in the shooting range training area while another conscript was filming the performance on video. The corporal admitted that he had acted as described in the indictment. He was sentenced to pay a 25-day fine. The amount to be paid was 150 euros. The judgment is not yet final, ie it can be appealed."
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Apr 29, 2020 18:02
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cyberbug posted:Meanwhile (well in 2018 but reported now) in Finland... machine translated with some manual corrections. Promote ahead of peers
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cyberbug posted:Meanwhile (well in 2018 but reported now) in Finland... machine translated with some manual corrections. That sounds like a typical day in the Scout Platoon.
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Apr 30, 2020 13:51
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Right? Barely even above background noise for the infantry company I was in.
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Apr 30, 2020 13:58
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https://twitter.com/JeffSchogol/status/1255865624988913666
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Apr 30, 2020 15:44
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That was "Just Grunt poo poo"
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Apr 30, 2020 15:45
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Maybe if they were playing RTS games we'd actually win a war
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Apr 30, 2020 16:06
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If that's not ARMA, it should be.
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Apr 30, 2020 16:26
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It's War Thunder.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Maybe if they were playing RTS games we'd actually win a war The last thing officers need is better micro
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Internet Wizard posted:The last thing officers need is better micro 
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Apr 30, 2020 17:06
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Icon Of Sin posted:Right? Barely even above background noise for the infantry company I was in. I had a buddy who was an officer on a sub and he said that it wasn't unusual for somebody to whip his dick out and lay it on the shoulder of the dude driving the boat, because said dude couldn't take his hands off the steering wheel or move away and had to just do his job with a dick on his shoulder.
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Apr 30, 2020 18:05
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Milo and POTUS posted:Maybe if they were playing RTS games we'd actually win a war Some COIN games would be helpful https://www.wargamer.com/articles/four-player-coin-op/
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Notahippie posted:I had a buddy who was an officer on a sub and he said that it wasn't unusual for somebody to whip his dick out and lay it on the shoulder of the dude driving the boat, because said dude couldn't take his hands off the steering wheel or move away and had to just do his job with a dick on his shoulder. Not gonna say I’m that tough guy would punched the dude in the nuts but I’m gonna bite your dick off and laugh when you try to write me up for causing great bodily harm.
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Apr 30, 2020 18:16
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Who cares as long as the dick don't smell bad Every captain needs a flesh parrot
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Apr 30, 2020 18:56
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Notahippie posted:I had a buddy who was an officer on a sub and he said that it wasn't unusual for somebody to whip his dick out and lay it on the shoulder of the dude driving the boat, because said dude couldn't take his hands off the steering wheel or move away and had to just do his job with a dick on his shoulder. The other PL in my company was a fan of ranger panties, and doing his warmup stretches in such a way that his balls fell out every time, without fail, for all his soldiers to lay eyes upon. This is the same company where one of my squad leaders showed off his freshly waxed rear end in a top hat to any and all willing to gaze at it, in the middle of our company store.
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Apr 30, 2020 19:24
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Icon Of Sin posted:The other PL in my company was a fan of ranger panties, and doing his warmup stretches in such a way that his balls fell out every time, without fail, for all his soldiers to lay eyes upon. This is the same company where one of my squad leaders showed off his freshly waxed rear end in a top hat to any and all willing to gaze at it, in the middle of our company store. Read a book years ago that had a scene where some guy showed off his freshly shaved ballsack to a bunch of other guys in barracks. Some of the braver and more curious among them touched it. Don't remember what the book was called or what else happened in it. I think the author was a vet though so it probably happened.
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Apr 30, 2020 19:32
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Icon Of Sin posted:The other PL in my company was a fan of ranger panties, and doing his warmup stretches in such a way that his balls fell out every time, without fail, for all his soldiers to lay eyes upon. This is the same company where one of my squad leaders showed off his freshly waxed rear end in a top hat to any and all willing to gaze at it, in the middle of our company store. You guys must have had really high morale and cohesion
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Apr 30, 2020 19:41
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One guy used to take his nutsack out of the bottom of his BDU fly and proclaim to everyone around (in a bad Scottish accent) that he had “just sat in some gum”. He’d do this at officer LTT. The scout platoon leader would often mash his junk up against a window and knock on the glass to get the attention of whoever was walking by.
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Apr 30, 2020 19:52
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There's a story about a guy in the back of a Hawkeye pressing his bare rear end up against the window and asking another plane to join up with them, saying "hey, we think there may be a crack in one of the windows in the back, can you take a look?"
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maffew buildings posted:You guys must have had really high morale and cohesion Some of the worst, actually. Our commander was gigantic loving idiot, and went on to get a few of my former soldiers killed because he didn’t think the afghan insurgents would notice him ordering a patrol sent out at the same time every day, and he also didn’t think that the insurgents had deduced where a surveillance blind spot was (despite multiple ambushes and attempted IEDs there previously). Turns out you don’t necessarily need to blow up a Stryker, you can just clear out the road from under it and let gravity do the hard work for you. It was enough to cause at least one funeral, and probably a few concussions. 
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Apr 30, 2020 20:09
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maffew buildings posted:You guys must have had really high morale and cohesion Really stuck together
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Icon Of Sin posted:Some of the worst, actually. Our commander was gigantic loving idiot, and went on to get a few of my former soldiers killed because he didn’t think the afghan insurgents would notice him ordering a patrol sent out at the same time every day, and he also didn’t think that the insurgents had deduced where a surveillance blind spot was (despite multiple ambushes and attempted IEDs there previously). Sounds like the CO on my third tour, who had his PSD and patrol element drive laps around the meeting location for hours. Was then shocked that they got hit with an IED. 1 dead, 3 hosed up and out with medical retirement. One dude had to have his legs amputated on his 20th birthday. I hated that gently caress because he wasn't cut out to lead- period. And he placed his career above the lives and safety of his men. When I was signing that last of the poo poo to get out, our medical NCO said that he had bad nightmares and was hosed up from that tour. "Good. He deserves it." Was not the politically correct response.
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Itchy_Grundle posted:One guy used to take his nutsack out of the bottom of his BDU fly and proclaim to everyone around (in a bad Scottish accent) that he had “just sat in some gum”. He’d do this at officer LTT. Kid in my boot camp division was real fond of this dumb gag until one of the older recruits got sick of his poo poo and whipped a pen at his crotch. You wouldn't think it was heavy enough to make an impact, but he bullseyed the testicle and the kid had serious trouble standing at attention when the instructor walked in. Funniest thing I saw the whole cycle.
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Apr 30, 2020 22:47
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Milo and POTUS posted:Maybe if they were playing RTS games we'd actually win a war One of the USAF officer PMEs (which no longer exists) used a Starcraft mod. Edit: Pretty sure flight suits were designed for the nutsack presentation.
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Godholio posted:One of the USAF officer PMEs (which no longer exists) used a Starcraft mod. We played this multiplayer RTS type game in OTS that involved an attack on the south east US from Cuba where every player controlled a type of aircraft. It was kinda cool, and we did get a talking to about sending our F-22's out of Eglin to shoot down the enemy SAR choppers picking up their down pilots. It definitely wasn't Starcraft-based though.
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I've heard about that...it came after I went through. But ASBC, when it was a thing, had a weird Starcraft mod where all the units flew and were modeled after real world aircraft types. You had cargo to handle supplies, F-22s, E-3s, and probably one or two more. TBH it was pretty fun. The rest of the course was 99% worthless, though, and it was appropriately killed off after only a few years.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Really stuck together Unit cohesion is when your junk sticks together on a humid day, right?
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https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1257786917552377856
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The piss ape is real.
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So I'm kinda losing the context here, but are we laughing at a prisoner being kept handcuffed on the ground long enough that he pissed himself?
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Lead out in cuffs posted:So I'm kinda losing the context here, but are we laughing at a prisoner being kept handcuffed on the ground long enough that he pissed himself? The prisoner is a merc who made a very poor show of amphibiously invading Venezuela. It’s the stupid Bay of Pigs to the stupid Watergate.
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