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May 20, 2020 04:57
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do other nations have this? EAT A LIVE OCTOPUS OR ONE OF THE SMALLEST REGIONS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE
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mooyashi posted:do other nations have this? EAT A LIVE OCTOPUS OR ONE OF THE SMALLEST REGIONS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE Some of us have politicians who eat rolls from the middle to show they're commonfolks 
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May 20, 2020 05:01
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Trashman posted:I have the feeling I’ve already said this about five times today but lmfao America wtf whyyyyyyyyy are you so stupid, that poo poo doesn’t even look good at all Pork chop on a stick is loving delicious and I’m honestly disappointed that the Iowa State Fair is going to be converted into a covid ward this year so I can’t have one.
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May 20, 2020 05:10
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If they still hold the fair I hope they do a butter sculpture of the Coronavirus. The highest compliment our state can bestow.
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May 20, 2020 05:11
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https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/498211667818586112?s=21 How was this nearly six years ago
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May 20, 2020 05:17
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One year they did a life size butter crew of the Starship Enterprise.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Pork chop on a stick is loving delicious and I’m honestly disappointed that the Iowa State Fair is going to be converted into a covid ward this year so I can’t have one. You can just cook your own pork chop and put it on a stick. Iowa is a garbage state and should not be celebrated for anything.
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May 20, 2020 05:20
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The bone is the stick you fool.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The bone is the stick you fool. Wait, so you don't even get a stick at the end of it? Just a dirty bone? Iowa is worse than people lead me to believe.
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May 20, 2020 05:27
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If you can’t appreciate eating a cornbrat while watching a milking demonstration then idk what to tell you.
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May 20, 2020 05:29
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If your state doesn’t gather together once a year to judge each other’s vegetables and lentil art then you have no culture.
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May 20, 2020 05:31
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the performative political bullshit is dumb but fair food unironically kicks rear end. never had a pork chop on a stick but it reminds me of a maxwell street bone-in porkchop sandwich which also unironically kicks rear end
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May 20, 2020 05:46
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May 20, 2020 05:56
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Sex Hobbit posted:i'd kill a man for a deep fried twinkie right now In 2020, someone has statistically already done this.
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GalacticAcid posted:https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/498211667818586112?s=21 this confirms my suspicion that all these people outside of their fancy suits look exactly like any local hayseed dumbass
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May 20, 2020 06:09
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Last year I had to snap at Michael Bennet for blocking access to the butter cow to do some tv interview. I think he was trying to get butter Big Bird in the background of the shot but people politely wait in line to view that cow and he just stands in front of the line like he owned the Agriculture Building. He would have been a terrible president and I’m glad he failed. He only shifted like half a foot and didn’t apologize. He didn’t even eat an egg before he left, the gently caress.
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Flavius Aetass posted:this confirms my suspicion that all these people outside of their fancy suits look exactly like any local hayseed dumbass nothing wrong with being a hay seed dumbass on its own, but this guy is clearly a moloch worshipper with a thin veneer of butter
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thetan_guy42 posted:nothing wrong with being a hay seed dumbass on its own, but this guy is clearly a moloch worshipper with a thin veneer of butter Just a spoon full of butter helps the austerity go down, austerity go down, austerity go down.
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mooyashi posted:do other nations have this? EAT A LIVE OCTOPUS OR ONE OF THE SMALLEST REGIONS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE 
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I grew up going to lovely county fairs, send me to Iowa and make me president
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more falafel please posted:the performative political bullshit is dumb but fair food unironically kicks rear end.
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Flavius Aetass posted:this confirms my suspicion that all these people outside of their fancy suits look exactly like any local hayseed dumbass Why do politicians, lawyers, and businessmen all wear suits? Because it’s the uniform of deception- it’s designed to lend legitimacy to what would otherwise be an abhorrent person. Gotta love the fuckin bullshit of “oh, you want to be president of a diverse country? let’s see what IOWA has to say about it before we even ask the diverse part of the country, gently caress you” What’s to stop California and NY from just saying gently caress it, were going first
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Pork chop on a stick is loving delicious and I’m honestly disappointed that the Iowa State Fair is going to be converted into a covid ward this year so I can’t have one. thank you friend. ive always wanted to say that those porkchops look tasty, but i was too afraid to speak up
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:What’s to stop California and NY from just saying gently caress it, were going first Party rules saying their votes don’t count if they do that
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It's good IMHO that Iowa goes first because they're openly cruel to the lanyards.Platystemon posted:Party rules saying their votes don’t count if they do that There's also an incredibly tedious level of coordination between like 18 types of government since the primary's schedule is at least as much an artifact of local elections as anything else; you can't just get the DNC on board, you need to also get your city, county, and state of both parties on board. And of course Americans are allergic to changing things.
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Hobby Lobby purchasing millions of dollars of obviously-looted ancient Iraqi artifacts from smugglers on behalf of an evangelical bible museum
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Was there ever a result from that, like return of antiquities or fines or anything?
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taqueso posted:Was there ever a result from that, like return of antiquities or fines or anything? They paid a few $million in fines and returned thousands of artifacts but apparently underreported the size of their collection and iirc thousands more pieces are "missing"
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I was previously unaware of the massive size of the collection.quote:Steve Green, the museum's board chairman and the president of Hobby Lobby, announced the museum will be returning 11,500 artifacts to Egypt and Iraq, including thousands of papyrus scraps and ancient clay pieces.
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taqueso posted:Was there ever a result from that, like return of antiquities or fines or anything? They actually got sued again over it on Monday, which includes this utterly sublime page 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Weren't the papyrus scraps mostly fake anyway? There definitely was a story about purported "Dead Sea scroll" fragments absolutely being forgeries, but I don't recall if was the hobby lobby chuds or totally different people
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More like “Dud Sea Scrolls”.
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Eat This Glob posted:There definitely was a story about purported "Dead Sea scroll" fragments absolutely being forgeries, but I don't recall if was the hobby lobby chuds or totally different people iirc those were from the "museum" that hobby lobby was donating these items to but i dont recall if hobby lobby was the one who donated them or not
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