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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Shaocaholica posted:

What's the opposite of 'stay safe' for the freedom people?

“Go get ’em!”

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There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Happy 1000 pages of existential terror!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

The Walrus posted:

hey goons. its tough out there so I'm gonna tell you to stay safe.

Alright? I've been telling you to take care for a while

I can't say see ya later anymore.

So stay safe.

Stay.

Safe.

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How many times has someone said 'stay safe' to you today honestly it's really starting to piss me off.

I honestly disagree wholeheartedly, it is the most genuine thing we have been required to say to each other through social obligation in years

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Tertius Oculum posted:

Wondering what incinerator to buy guys, not sure what to do with all the bodies.

Well what were you doing with the bodies before the pandemic?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
but its losing its sincerity fast. people arent really hoping you go to heaven when you sneeze.

i guess its fine im just being misanthropic

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

The Walrus posted:

but its losing its sincerity fast. people arent really hoping you go to heaven when you sneeze.

i guess its fine im just being misanthropic

How are you? How’s it going?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I'm actually good today. Got some work done instead of being a lazy butt. Thank you for asking.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Shaocaholica posted:

What's the opposite of 'stay safe' for the freedom people?

Git er dun

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Shaocaholica posted:

What's the opposite of 'stay safe' for the freedom people?

MAGA

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

naem
May 29, 2011

There Bias Two posted:

Happy 1000 pages of existential terror!

hey now there are also beans recipes

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

I'm sad "MAGA" isn't some sort of greeting already along with some form of arm salute.

naem
May 29, 2011

el dingo posted:

I just want the times to be precedented again

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

e: just for the record I'm not saying this guy hasn't been through hell. Just that what seems to matter here is the "shocking body transformation". No poo poo, when you are bedridden you lose weight. What really matters here is that he's lucky to be alive. He would look even more shocking if he was a skeleton
Especially if he was still taking a selfie.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

naem posted:

hey now there are also beans recipes

I will never jeopardize the beans recipes

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
There'll beeee....
Herd (immunity) around the corner
Herd (immunity) around the corner
Herd (immunity) around the corner for we!
(brum be dum dum dum dum)

There'll be
No more maskéd Zooming
No more maskéd Zooming
No more maskéd Zooming
FooOooOoOORrrrr...WE!

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Platystemon posted:

“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

“And if you do , name it after me”

harr harr. I’ve heard that so many goddamn times


I’m back to work after 2+ months quarantine , and a portion of my coworkers have stayed the whole time . They are battle hardened to it and I kind of have a thousand yard stare.

Oh, and happy 1k

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene
Happy 1k goons hope we all dont die

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Your Shoes posted:

Happy 1k goons hope we all dont die

I assure you with 100% certainty we will

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005

by Cyrano4747
what if covid-19 but with white castle burgers instead of horrible death?

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
When infected your body starts spawning square burgers inside you?

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005

by Cyrano4747

Icept posted:

When infected your body starts spawning square burgers inside you?

They spawn outside of you for you to eat.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Big Beef City posted:

I like this lady



PYF Twitter chud

https://twitter.com/TimothyPaulMon3/status/1256835741583314944?s=20


e; woops. Now corona related - chud

ee; CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 23:44 on May 20, 2020

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Walrus posted:

I'm actually good today. Got some work done instead of being a lazy butt. Thank you for asking.

I don’t believe you care about them asking at all! But please stay safe.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

I don’t believe you care about them asking at all! But please stay safe.

Stay safe

naem
May 29, 2011

Your Shoes posted:

Happy 1k goons hope we all dont die

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I assure you with 100% certainty we will

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Shaocaholica posted:

What part of the Death Stranding story are we at?

I think New York got blowed up and now companies are making prefabricated shelters? Next part comes the endless crates as FedEx and UPS reorganize into Fragile and Bridges. Watch out for roving bands of Jeff Keighley hunting anime figurines. Stay out of the rain.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Wtf Brazil


15 min ago
Brazil sets record with nearly 20,000 new coronavirus cases in a 24-hour period
From CNN's Shasta Darlington and Mitchell McCluskey
Brazil set a record high for new coronavirus cases within 24 hours, the country's Health Ministry announced on Wednesday.

Brazil reported 19,951 new cases in the last 24 hours, bringing the total to 291,579 confirmed cases.

This new surge tops the previous record set on Tuesday.

Deaths caused by coronavirus increased by 888, bringing to the country's total to 18,859, the ministry said.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf Brazil


15 min ago
Brazil sets record with nearly 20,000 new coronavirus cases in a 24-hour period
From CNN's Shasta Darlington and Mitchell McCluskey
Brazil set a record high for new coronavirus cases within 24 hours, the country's Health Ministry announced on Wednesday.

Brazil reported 19,951 new cases in the last 24 hours, bringing the total to 291,579 confirmed cases.

This new surge tops the previous record set on Tuesday.

Deaths caused by coronavirus increased by 888, bringing to the country's total to 18,859, the ministry said.

Brazil's response makes the US's seem compassionate and fact-based.

I think only Belarus has been more flippant.

AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 23:50 on May 20, 2020

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

There Bias Two posted:

Happy 1000 pages of existential terror!

We made it!

Now what do we do with the remaining six months of 2020?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

zer0spunk posted:

We made it!

Now what do we do with the remaining six months of 2020?

My year ended in February lol

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Dr.Caligari posted:

PYF Twitter chud

https://twitter.com/TimothyPaulMon3/status/1256835741583314944?s=20


e; woops. Now corona related - chud

ee; CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Oh boy that guy has all sorts of great opinions.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
So in Ontario we opened a few things up recently - garden centers and poo poo like that, almost exactly two weeks ago. We are now having a slight spike the last few days after a few weeks of downward trend. Could be a coincidence I guess, but the cases increasing right as we are talking about opening more things seems like a bad omen. My mom was visiting her dying mother in a long term home last week and was tested. Still havnt heard back. Not sure if she got unlucky or if the testing really is this bad / inefficient, but I didn’t think it would take over a week to get results.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf Brazil


15 min ago
Brazil sets record with nearly 20,000 new coronavirus cases in a 24-hour period
From CNN's Shasta Darlington and Mitchell McCluskey
Brazil set a record high for new coronavirus cases within 24 hours, the country's Health Ministry announced on Wednesday.

Brazil reported 19,951 new cases in the last 24 hours, bringing the total to 291,579 confirmed cases.

This new surge tops the previous record set on Tuesday.

Deaths caused by coronavirus increased by 888, bringing to the country's total to 18,859, the ministry said.

Brazil is a massive nation with over 200 million people where their government leadership and its population just decided to totally ignore the virus. That's why they have the worst numbers in the world!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Brazil is a massive nation with over 200 million people where their government leadership and its population just decided to totally ignore the virus. That's why they have the worst numbers in the world!

It's gonna be OK. Bolsonaro just said he keeps a stash of hydroxychloroquine just in case because he heard Trump takes some.

e: why are all conservative populists so god drat stupid. It seems their only quality is to appeal to stupid people.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It's gonna be OK. Bolsonaro just said he keeps a stash of hydroxychloroquine just in case because he heard Trump takes some.

e: why are all conservative populists so god drat stupid. It seems their only quality is to appeal to stupid people.

Populism is government by the lowest common denominator

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Yes yes the corrupt system is hiding real deaths as covid deaths. Covid isn’t as deadly as it seems. It may not even be real......cough...cough. I honestly don’t give 2 shits about people denying this and are willing to die to own the sheeple. Let them eat covid. It can’t hurt you if you don’t believe in it. God barrier will save you, etc. etc.

“Welp that guy didn’t religion hard enough. Fire up the incinerator!”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

conservative populists […] appeal to stupid people.

I mean, yeah, by definition.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf Brazil


15 min ago
Brazil sets record with nearly 20,000 new coronavirus cases in a 24-hour period
From CNN's Shasta Darlington and Mitchell McCluskey
Brazil set a record high for new coronavirus cases within 24 hours, the country's Health Ministry announced on Wednesday.

Brazil reported 19,951 new cases in the last 24 hours, bringing the total to 291,579 confirmed cases.

This new surge tops the previous record set on Tuesday.

Deaths caused by coronavirus increased by 888, bringing to the country's total to 18,859, the ministry said.

:stare:

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


It is very heroic for Brazil to volunteer to be the control group in pandemic response testing.

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