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Would ask how you're supposed to charge it but it probably still runs
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Jun 12, 2020 14:05
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That's just the house phone.
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Jun 12, 2020 14:26
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My Lovely Horse posted:Would ask how you're supposed to charge it but it probably still runs We paved over a guy's Nokia with asphalt and could hear it ringing under the mat.
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Jun 12, 2020 14:27
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By popular demand posted:That's either a wicked prank by the builders or a good way to never lose your phone. It's actually Nokia's marketing technique. Renaissance Robot posted:'cause it's a brick!
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Jun 12, 2020 14:44
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DrBouvenstein posted:Load-bearing Nokia: Oh god, flashbacks to doing IT for a civil engineering firm. One of the transportation inspection guys had his phone pop out of his pocket and watched as it got rolled over by a steamroller and then covered in a layer of tarmac. The cell provider kept trying to tell me, if we knew where the phone was, it wasn’t “lost.” I mean...you’re welcome to try and retrieve it, but I’m not putting in that much effort.
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Jun 12, 2020 14:45
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You know it’s not moving. Thanks to Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle, you can’t be sure where it is.
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With the constant rise of the sea water level, this is the only way to be safe.
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Jun 12, 2020 18:24
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You know what? Points for creativity.
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Jun 12, 2020 18:42
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Noah: Florida Man Edition.
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Jun 12, 2020 19:01
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https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1271142238140223490
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Jun 12, 2020 19:30
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Show dominance by keeping eye contact with the people below while you're pissing into your landing toilet.
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Jun 12, 2020 19:35
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It's not hooked up to any plumbing Bombs away!
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Jun 12, 2020 19:43
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Crapper construction tales: the lair of the grogan Druid
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Jun 12, 2020 19:45
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That's not what an upper decker means!
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Jun 12, 2020 20:42
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Wasabi the J posted:That's not what an upper decker means!
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Jun 13, 2020 05:46
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I'm surprised anyone bought the do-it-yourself Frank Gehry building kit.
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Jun 13, 2020 08:01
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“Do you have stairs in your house?” “My motorbike is protected.”
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Jun 13, 2020 08:11
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I'm the inexplicably low backsplash
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Is that the point where you say "gently caress it" and start raising everything to accommodate a higher floor level?
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By popular demand posted:Is that the point where you say "gently caress it" and start raising everything to accommodate a higher floor level? The good news is concrete isn't exactly Rock Epoxy. Shovel as much out as you can while it's wet, as triage. If the stairs and landing have a smooth finish the fresh concrete isn't going to bond well, so even if you walked away it would chip off mostly clean. Lots of detail cleanup after though from splatter, dust etc. It would be a poo poo job though, made worse by having to be careful. Typically pouring concrete on concrete for quality requires you tonroguhen the surface, add reinforcement bar, and a bonding agent. The bonding agent I had to get last time was called Moose Milk, a name you don't forget.
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these guys don't have a wet concrete vacuum???
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BraveUlysses posted:these guys don't have a wet concrete vacuum??? You're supposed to wet your concrete vacuum?
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Jun 13, 2020 15:50
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It's also possible to stop concrete from setting with incredible amounts of sugar. There are ways to fix this, but most rely on speed
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Its not a deck, its a boat, therefore no building permit needed. And lets face it, its probably better built and safer than if they'd actually built a deck, permit or not.DrBouvenstein posted:Load-bearing Nokia: I wonder if its set to vibrate.
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wesleywillis posted:Its not a deck, its a boat, therefore no building permit needed. And lets face it, its probably better built and safer than if they'd actually built a deck, permit or not. It's a trailer, nothing on that property has permits
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wesleywillis posted:Its not a deck, its a boat, therefore no building permit needed. And lets face it, its probably better built and safer than if they'd actually built a deck, permit or not. The boat, however, has a deck. I wonder if that makes the deck construction subject to maritime law...
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HardDiskD posted:The boat, however, has a deck. I think you'll find it's ADMIRALTY law. This man is clearly traveling over the land by use of a maritime conveyance and is thus not subject to property tax levied by the illegal government on his legal entity with whom he has not created joinder.
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Super Soaker Party! posted:I think you'll find it's ADMIRALTY law. This man is clearly traveling over the land by use of a maritime conveyance and is thus not subject to property tax levied by the illegal government on his legal entity with whom he has not created joinder. Hence the popularity of hovercraft amongst sovereign citizens.
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Jun 13, 2020 20:19
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New green deal economy: tiny houses attached to zeppelins instead of trailers.
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iv46vi posted:New green deal economy: tiny houses attached to zeppelins instead of trailers. Future green deal houses: tiny zeppelins.
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Plastik posted:It's also possible to stop concrete from setting with incredible amounts of sugar. There are ways to fix this, but most rely on speed This is how they stopped the "oops we accidentally pumped concrete into the switch gear of one the major London underground lines in the middle of the day" mess from becoming a complete and utter disaster. Particularly because a lot of it was solid state relays and I'd assume that anyone that knew how it was wired is now dead.
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I'm just going to share this, saw it on a Goon discord and haven't seen it posted here. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1886889110 Cities: Skylines is a city builder and someone added Groverhaus to the game.
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Dunno-Lars posted:I'm just going to share this, saw it on a Goon discord and haven't seen it posted here. Holy poo poo. The missing siding showing the Lowe's house wrap is the best detail.
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Don't know if it's by the same person, but you can 3D print it too: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3924308
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Dunno-Lars posted:I'm just going to share this, saw it on a Goon discord and haven't seen it posted here. 6/10, needs more pipe shack 
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My favourite was always the 'roll down the stairs and hit a glass window' thing but Cities: Skylines doesn't get inside.
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Here is the 3D model: https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/groverhaus-0c69f1f2287e46078c06f2f6c994a688 It was posted in the "World of... Goons" discord server by "4d3d3d3" (for the 3D model) and "Captain_Blaaargh" (for the Cities mod) in the "chat-central" channel.
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