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tesla solar install flooded my daughter's tesla bed. plese help @elon
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https://twitter.com/FredericLambert/status/1308785777292316672?s=20
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Sep 23, 2020 17:16
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fred implying he bought more than one lol
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Sep 23, 2020 17:18
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Heh, "breaking". e: looks like powerwalls were also hosed 
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Sep 23, 2020 17:18
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gschmidl posted:Heh, "breaking". lmao what do they seriously not have local control Like entirely SCADA operated What the fuckkkkkk
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Sep 23, 2020 17:27
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elon makes all these previously thought impossible moments of incompetence possible
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Sep 23, 2020 17:37
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tesla api down. i can't see what my car's up to either edit: i took my car out for lunch at 11:30 and it had no idea 
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Sep 23, 2020 18:02
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Nfcknblvbl posted:
did the car pay it's half, or was it your treat?
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Sep 23, 2020 18:09
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FMguru posted:how do you have 1) a high-pressure fire sprinkler line running through your house and 2) no idea how to turn it off? california, and california 1906 really hit sf hard and cali fire codes are really strict. also people like this pay 1.7 million or whatever for a 1000 square foot house and just Call A Guy for Everything. they never actually learn to be homeowners because it's an Investment to them, they don't give a gently caress about the house or have any pride in it.
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The Fool posted:did the car pay it's half, or was it your treat? we went dutch, no tailpipe to gently caress the car
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Sep 23, 2020 18:10
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Nfcknblvbl posted:we went dutch, no tailpipe to gently caress the car
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Sep 23, 2020 18:20
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FMguru posted:those panel gaps tho swipe it like a credit card
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Sep 23, 2020 18:23
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Nfcknblvbl posted:tesla api down. i can't see what my car's up to either That's on you being a bad car owner for letting it roam off leash.
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Sep 23, 2020 18:56
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graph posted:fred implying he bought more than one lol if it were only two he would have said “either of my cars” he has triplets at least
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Sep 23, 2020 19:22
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Nfcknblvbl posted:tesla api down. i can't see what my car's up to either
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Sep 23, 2020 19:24
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Was it Tesla a while back who had a network outage / software update and it locked people out of their cars? Is that happening again?
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Desiderata posted:Was it Tesla a while back who had a network outage / software update and it locked people out of their cars? Is that happening again? it was either out of their cars or in their cars. maybe both. i just remember the outside door handles don't work in cold weather
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Sep 23, 2020 19:42
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I remember one of those rental companies having issues with their renters getting stranded when the car was driven out of cell service
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Sep 23, 2020 19:43
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The Fool posted:I remember one of those rental companies having issues with their renters getting stranded when the car was driven out of cell service yeah it was a "sharing economy" app that rented priuses and bolts. https://twitter.com/kari_paul/status/1229214223227478016
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Sep 23, 2020 19:46
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when my model 3's screen was busted, i had to use my tesla app to start my car because i have pin-to-drive enabled. if i hadn't yet replaced my screen, i'd have a 1.8 ton paper weight right now there's no way to disable pin-to-drive without the screen afaik
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Sep 23, 2020 19:49
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i start my car with a funny shaped piece of metal.
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Sep 23, 2020 19:51
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Sagebrush posted:i start my car with a funny shaped piece of metal. thats why i enabled pin-to-drive. my 3yo daughter was sitting on the driver seat watching frozen on the screen, and pulled the gear lever to drive. thankfully, she didn't press the brake while doing that or else we'd be going for a ride into our garage wall i heard about that pregnant mom getting hit by her son in that same way so nope, pin enabled
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Sep 23, 2020 19:53
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Sagebrush posted:i start my car with a funny shaped piece of metal. real mixed feeling about a fob/button starter, feels too video game-y but i got used to it eventually
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Agile Vector posted:real mixed feeling about a fob/button starter, feels too video game-y but i got used to it eventually
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Nfcknblvbl posted:thats why i enabled pin-to-drive. my 3yo daughter was sitting on the driver seat watching frozen on the screen, and pulled the gear lever to drive. thankfully, she didn't press the brake while doing that or else we'd be going for a ride into our garage wall why is the car able to drive when the owner (presumably you have a key fob or something) is not in the car? if you were in the car, why was your daughter in the driver's seat? why is there not a hardware interlock that differentiates between "screen on" mode and "car will move" mode, like the ACC position in a regular car? why can the car drive while a movie is playing on the screen? why can you watch movies on the main vehicle information display in the first place?
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Sep 23, 2020 19:57
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this is probably the only time i will ever say it but: you should just have given your 3yo daughter an ipad. don't start teaching her that it's okay to watch movies in the front seats of a car.
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Sep 23, 2020 19:59
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Sagebrush posted:why is the car able to drive when the owner (presumably you have a key fob or something) is not in the car? i was washing the car at the time. as long as my phone is in the car, it's good to go, just drive. poo poo, now that i think of it there's no way it was in the theater mode. this was before theater now that i remember it, she was doodling on the ms paint clone watching movies & youtube on it is what i do on lunch breaks, it's great
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Sep 23, 2020 20:01
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Nfcknblvbl posted:thats why i enabled pin-to-drive. my 3yo daughter was sitting on the driver seat watching frozen on the screen, and pulled the gear lever to drive. thankfully, she didn't press the brake while doing that or else we'd be going for a ride into our garage wall dude...
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Sep 23, 2020 20:15
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trusting the life of my child to some react code running on a tesla-rented aws instance
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Sep 23, 2020 20:24
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why was your phone in the car and not in your pocket or in the house? is there no hardware interlock that would let you power up the screen to watch movies or play mario kart but without the chance of a particularly zealous Gamer Moment knocking the car into drive? are you saying that there is literally no way to prevent the car from moving if you happen to be poking around in the trunk with your phone at hand and the dog or babby in the front seat kicks the gear selector into reverse?
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Sep 23, 2020 20:25
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Sagebrush posted:why was your phone in the car and not in your pocket or in the house? dude i answered your questions earlier. i was washing the car. you can't drive it while in theater mode: thats games, netflix, youtube, etc. theater mode wasn't a thing back when i had that oh poo poo moment. as long as there's a butt on the driver's seat, and a phone registered as a key inside, you can drive the car. there's no on/off or whatever. this isn't a thing unique to tesla any more, i know the taycan does this now too. it's neat except when you have kids playing with the controls.
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Sep 23, 2020 20:35
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Nfcknblvbl posted:it's neat except when you have kids playing with the controls. Hell yeah. Same policy i have with my assault rifle and superbike!
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Sep 23, 2020 20:36
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I mean this is completely independent from the whole Teslas being deathtraps discourse but you just plain shouldn't allow your kid in the driver's seat until you're teaching them to drive Invariably the kid is going to want to act like their parents and play with all the fun knobs and levers
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Sep 23, 2020 20:42
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my girlfriend shouldn't have to drive in a car seat
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Sep 23, 2020 20:43
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evil_bunnY posted:Le Mans key start is the one true way and you can gently caress off if you think otherwise. key start feels so good too. it took almost half a year to stop reaching for it on the column  Jonny 290 posted:trusting the life of my child to some react code running on a tesla-rented aws instance really feels more angularjs but i suppose it could be newer
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angrier.js
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Sep 23, 2020 21:10
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my teslamate server finally managed to get a response from the tesla api, only took 5 hours! everyone who don't carry a tesla key and signed out from their apps were locked out until their servers came back online
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Sep 23, 2020 21:14
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Agile Vector posted:key start feels so good too. it took almost half a year to stop reaching for it on the column
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Sep 23, 2020 21:32
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definitely want a car that needs internet to drive. this makes sense
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Endless Mike posted:definitely want a car that needs internet to drive. this makes sense my car still let me in, and i drove it despite the network being down. if i had deleted my app, i'd have to take the painful task of putting my key up to the door. some folks forgot to carry their key after deleting their app today
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