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I am so so so happy this thread exists. LPC was a staple of a job I worked with two good friends years back. We would constantly bring ourselves to tears on LPC listening days. We always felt like it was this goldmine we discovered and couldnt find a soul who had ever heard of him. The words "Daihatsu Blooper" will always immediately illicit a laugh from me and I cant even type it without chuckling. Also his veiled threats to the gamestop employee over the Halo disc is probably my favorite moment from the entire collection. "Youre gunna be the lowest employee when youre on the frickin ground" is one of the greatest comebacks in the history of anything Edit: i did not know there were 2 new albums out since 15 and I am SO excited AccountSupervisor fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Oct 30, 2020 |
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Oct 30, 2020 19:40
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Longmont Motion Castle
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Oct 30, 2020 21:49
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Riptor posted:Longmont Motion Castle Listen pal youre gunna feel my grip
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lpc got me through my Friday today. Thanks lpc
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AccountSupervisor posted:Listen pal youre gunna feel my grip just yankin yer chaaaaaain pardner
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Oct 30, 2020 23:36
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I'll be in a hot air balloon at that time.
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Oct 31, 2020 02:52
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AccountSupervisor posted:I am so so so happy this thread exists. I'm glad we could brighten your day, rough guy.
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only found out about LPC through the Borat 2 thread. surprised I never heard of him, since I've been familiar with likes of the jerky boys and telephone terrorists back in the days. been binging like crazy today. started with the Otis phone call. been listening to stuff on random and from this post. the chihuahua sale is great for the unexpected change in plot. THE DEMONS OF ROCK. Trent Tripp the workers losing it to "Skippy" was the first time i heard the receiving end cracking up. the fact that somewhere in the world, there's a guitar center salesman that had a chat with Alex Trebek, and doesn't even know it. even better. Quadrupler, Omniprong, and even moreso Mongoose delve into "party line chaos" and i love every minute of it. sometimes i feel bad about the time that he goes heavy on wanting credit card numbers, but I'm sure he knows it's a quick route to enraging the other end. and they could always just hang up.
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This classic has a couple of people who are entertained by his calls instead of enraged https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFtoEiUAO7Q
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“How about liquid helium? Is that something I could maybe try? I don’t know, what do you think? What do you think?” That will not solve your problem. “Why?” It’s a cryogenic fluid. “Whaaaa. I’m not trying to live forever, I’m just trying to produce more tears.”
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"Who are you, dude? What do you want with me? Do you know me? Is there something I did to you? Is there something you need from me? I don't understand why you keep choosing me. Or, do you have a roster of loving people you call and prank? I mean, I don't understand. Are you getting off? Is your dick in your hand right now? Are you stroking yourself while you're talking to me? Are you gay? Are you looking for some kind of homosexual relationship? What is the point of this? Are you stalking me? Are you gonna kill me? Come loving do it already, dude. Stop loving calling me, I really don't need to hear from you anymore. I could have easily blocked your stupid number, but I didn't because I...I've got this weird curiosity about who the gently caress you are." "I'm Mr. Freebus."
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Oct 31, 2020 03:33
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The photographer nailed that LPC does indeed have a roster of people to prank. Shame they are dying off.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:15
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Trying to find the call where longmont keeps saying "shiiiiiit man"
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Oct 31, 2020 19:14
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You might be thinking of Whip 1 but it's the caller who keeps saying poo poo, not LPC
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cardedagain posted:only found out about LPC through the Borat 2 thread. surprised I never heard of him, since I've been familiar with likes of the jerky boys and telephone terrorists back in the days. Hi, sir, we're the Pygmalion Gang, can you just tell us who you're voting for today? We just need to know, we offer a fifty-six inch submarine sandwich for the information.
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oh wow on cd #9 he called Dick Dale.. also I did not realize upon first listen to the Alex Trebek and Jose Canseco call that Jose's manager hangs up mid-conversation with Alex and then LPC continues to pretend he's Jose to keep Alex on the phone cardedagain fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Nov 1, 2020 |
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Gonz posted:Hi, sir, we're the Pygmalion Gang, can you just tell us who you're voting for today? We just need to know, we offer a fifty-six inch submarine sandwich for the information. at least Herbie Rubbet was offering a free sombrero
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:at least Herbie Rubbet was offering a free sombrero Yeah, I bet. What are ya gonna pop it on and take a big ol' nap?
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RIP Alex Trebek
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https://twitter.com/jeopardy/status/1325490106329751553?s=21 RIP to an old school, classy, unshakable sonuvabitch E:f,b Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 8, 2020 |
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Nov 8, 2020 19:30
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you're outta your mind, stretchy
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RIP to a real one. Always thought he was a dick until I heard the LPC calls
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little munchkin posted:you're outta your mind, stretchy
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I loved how he would get roped into those cross-connecting calls and then calmly explain to people what's going on, how's it been happening for some time, and that he is also alex trebek
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little munchkin posted:you're outta your mind, stretchy
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:https://twitter.com/jeopardy/status/1325490106329751553?s=21 when Alex calmly explained to Thrasher at UPS that Siam was no longer a country... RIP to a real one https://youtu.be/VzZUXHtTr6c
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:https://twitter.com/jeopardy/status/1325490106329751553?s=21 I’m just as distraught as you are, I just am
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What's the one where he threatens a guy with "I'm gonna come over there, lift you up and put you down about 75 times"?
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Inzombiac posted:What's the one where he threatens a guy with "I'm gonna come over there, lift you up and put you down about 75 times"? LPC 14 Medley, 35 seconds in. Brent Bump fixing to lift some freaking weights.
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Well, what do you have to say about Zatarain's? It's a spicy, uh, concoction. It's full of character. Real flavorful.
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Inzombiac posted:What's the one where he threatens a guy with "I'm gonna come over there, lift you up and put you down about 75 times"? "Ey this is Brent. Whassuhhhp..ugghhhhhgghghhhhghghh" This has been on hard rotation in my mind recently while carrying my baby around the house. I'm fixin' to lift you up and put you down about 75 times a day. I also started ending my sentences with his guttural ughghhhhgh-ing. I also like how the guy telling him to gently caress off keeps picking up when he calls back repeatedly, and weirdly acting more and more friendly to LPC even as he tells him to gently caress off, shut his bitch rear end up, etc. "Immana lift 200 pooouugughhhhhhhhghgghndsughhhhh" "My last name's Bump!" That 1-2-3 combo - the crime lab guy "either weed or pot", Brent Bump, and the belligerent Food and Friends/fingerling potatoes call... LPC 14 Medley is an absolute all timer. just smush yer goop all up 'n' daughhnnnnn the top of the guacamole is by far the creamiest Deep Glove Bruno fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Nov 16, 2020 |
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Kilbas posted:LPC 14 Medley, 35 seconds in. Brent Bump fixing to lift some freaking weights. I'm gonna knock you into eachother a bit, how's that sound.
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tiiiiiime LIFE
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“Hello, this is Schneider. You sold me a guitar about ten days ago.” Ok, what guitar was that? “It's a Fender. It was for my brother's birthday.” Ok. “And, uhhhh, it's got some weird stuff going on with it.” If you want to bring it in, we'd be glad to look at it. Maybe we could find you another one, err uhh, what's wrong with it? “Well, we got it home and opened the case, and there was a bag of frozen blueberries inside.” Frozen blueberries? This was a new guitar? Or used? “I thought it was new.” There was frozen blueberries in this guitar case? That is a new one. I can't say I've ever heard that one before. Ummm... “I want to say everything he plays just sounds all sour, and it just sounds bad. It's nothing like it was in the shop.” I have no idea, this was...what guitar was this? “A Fender.” Which Fender? Acoustic, electric, Telecaster, Stratocaster? ”It was your statndard Made in Mexico.” Ok, I'll just look it up. What's your first name? “This is Schneider. My brother's name is Wade. I bought it for his birthday. I paid cash.” Ok, what's your first name? “Hey, I could be in there playin' "Whole Lot of Love" in 30 minutes, guy, but it's gonna sound like a whole lotta noise, 'cause this thing's fouled up. You got me?“
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I have found the blueberries that were in the guitar case which were making my Fender sound sour and I'm gonna come over and get what I neeeeeeeed
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AccountSupervisor posted:
I'm 'onna come up 'ere and ring yer neck. Goddamn I love LPC.
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Every now and then I catch myself doing the elongated vowel sound he does. It's only in private for now but I take a lot of meetings at work...
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Inzombiac posted:Every now and then I catch myself doing the elongated vowel sound he does. I need someone to lead the chaaaaaayyrge
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The_Continental posted:I need someone to lead the chaaaaaayyrge At least two of the horn riffs are burned into my brain now
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