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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/natmoss/status/1330635430639898624

Similar photos in the replies, and also a little bit of winged :dong:

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/ejmaroun/status/1330994425720426497?s=21

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


wizzardstaff posted:

https://twitter.com/natmoss/status/1330635430639898624

Similar photos in the replies, and also a little bit of winged :dong:

wow that owl had a massive cock

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I made "My rear end Hurts" and "I'm The Reason Why" shirts based on this, but as I'm posting I'm realizing that I'm not sure if posting the link here is okay.

It is if you post it in the form of a tweet, with a link to your etsy shop.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I made "My rear end Hurts" and "I'm The Reason Why" shirts based on this, but as I'm posting I'm realizing that I'm not sure if posting the link here is okay.

umm this is actually hilarious and would have the opposite effect of the 'cum stuffing' shirts

How!
Oct 29, 2009

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I made "My rear end Hurts" and "I'm The Reason Why" shirts based on this, but as I'm posting I'm realizing that I'm not sure if posting the link here is okay.

I’ll buy ten

But only the ten that say my butt hurts

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Fister Roboto posted:

Well, any argument you make is moot.

Well it is after a cows opinion
-J. Tribbiani

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1331005887897452544

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/elizaskinner/status/1329556827688853505?s=19

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


That's a big weiner dog

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/eduardo_garcmol/status/1331022114351165451

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/LitAnscombe/status/1331015636395454465

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Gold-dong retriever

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1331073265067061250

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It doesn't even have bells on, a sad fascinum.

Also the dick doesn't even have its own dick, what is even the loving point. You draw a dick with legs it has to have its own dick between the legs. And should also be wearing a hat made of dicks.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 04:31 on Nov 24, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

OwlFancier posted:

It doesn't even have bells on, a sad fascinum.

Also the dick doesn't even have its own dick, what is even the loving point. You draw a dick with legs it has to have its own dick between the legs. And should also be wearing a hat made of dicks.

Lady dickbirds exist

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

And they can have dicks too, it's the future.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
It wasn't until the 21st century, however, that we finally learned how to add dicks to butts.
Truly a revolutionary period for mankind.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Is this an ancient visual pun about cocks?

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687

You know when a MFer starts bolding parts of his statement he's going through a normal one

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

xtal posted:

Is this an ancient visual pun about cocks?

Turn on your monitor.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants


I remember this. It was right around the time that google insisted that less than 1% of their searches were pornographic, yet the feed on this one was

tities
big tities porn
woman topless
big titties woman in jeans

for hours

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008



This is what I imagine every office worker’s job is. When people ask me what my stepsister does for a living, I just mime pressing buttons in exactly this fashion.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Bibliotechno Music posted:

This is what I imagine every office worker’s job is. When people ask me what my stepsister does for a living, I just mime pressing buttons in exactly this fashion.

You're not far off but we also have long pointless meetings that definitely should have been an e-mail taking up half of our day. At least in the work from home zoom meeting apocalypse we can just scroll the forums and twitter while nodding at strategic moments unless we're leading the pointless meeting.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Bibliotechno Music posted:

This is what I imagine every office worker’s job is. When people ask me what my stepsister does for a living, I just mime pressing buttons in exactly this fashion.

Well, my day consisted of 4 hours of sitting in on interviewing candidates, reading over 120 emails and then 2 more hours of meetings!

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


I'm in training at a faang. I wish I could dance myself clean.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Good Citizen posted:

You're not far off but we also have long pointless meetings that definitely should have been an e-mail taking up half of our day. At least in the work from home zoom meeting apocalypse we can just scroll the forums and twitter while nodding at strategic moments unless we're leading the pointless meeting.

During the 2nd Great Victorian Lockdown, my seven-year-old said, completely unprompted, "I think this google meet could probably have just been an email?".

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



xtal posted:

Is this an ancient visual pun about cocks?

Cocks are stored on the bowls

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/JamesUrbaniak/status/1331138192548892675



Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

CleverHans posted:

Gold-dong retriever
I would have expected it to be a Labrador to have the Dildo.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/blader/status/1330631848842588161?s=20

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

wasn't there a porn website that did this? i remember a thread about it

edit: https://www.pornmd.com/live-search






:whitewater:

Turpitude II has a new favorite as of 08:58 on Nov 24, 2020

GlenMR
Dec 11, 2005

What is this emotion called "criminal negligence"?

Legitimately surprised at how long it took me to realise what wasn't happening.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Yeah, it's crazy how it looks like the little dude is running like that

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
This one from the comments is hitting me even harder:

https://twitter.com/blader/status/1330820024018223107

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
worth clicking through
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1330959955587977216

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



wizzardstaff posted:

This one from the comments is hitting me even harder:

https://twitter.com/blader/status/1330820024018223107

Huh weird, that one doesn’t seem to work for me if I’m reading the comments correctly. Both boxes look like they’re rotating but not moving anywhere. Curious what others are seeing now!

All the other ones I’ve seen in that style have tricked my brain good and proper, wonder why that one isn’t.

E: oh dammit I misread the comments and I am in fact falling for it ha. I thought the boxes were supposed to be rotating but getting closer/further apart or something, only when I saw how short the loop is I realized they’re not rotating at all. Kinda relieved...

EL BROMANCE has a new favorite as of 13:06 on Nov 24, 2020

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

https://mobile.twitter.com/Isebellita/status/1331017027641880576

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Riatsala posted:

I remember this. It was right around the time that google insisted that less than 1% of their searches were pornographic, yet the feed on this one was

tities
big tities porn
woman topless
big titties woman in jeans

for hours

When Napster got shut down I switched to something else (bearshare?) to pirate MP3s which had this feature. It was a constant feed of pop music titles interspersed with explicit child pornography searches, like some kind of hosed up modern art installation.

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MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Yeah, it's crazy how it looks like the little dude is running like that


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEBxIH08Fpo


https://www.charliemccarron.com/2013/06/shepard-tone-illusion-and-the-super-mario-64-endless-staircase/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-udfiFZcko

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