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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Brawnfire posted:

Ah sorry I just realized there was more in that quote, I was referring to the guy talking about the racist Voice-Over artist

It seems like he literally has no idea what's happening, to a point where anyone who is literate enough to engage with Twitter should be embarrassed, so I assume it's a hilarious troll or some dumb poo poo

Yeah I'm going with this theory tbh:

FFT posted:

from a brief scroll i think this guy's just "lovely Ken M"

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


They're both idiots, everybody knows Steve Jobs died of ligma.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Fister Roboto posted:

They're both idiots, everybody knows Steve Jobs died of ligma.

What's Steve Jobs?

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

OwlFancier posted:

Shameful IMO that he's using whatever that fish is rather than the best fish, yellow fish.

Which would also go better with cheese.
Salmon is my favorite fish but I've never seen it cooked to look so unappetizing.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

there wolf posted:

Mellification, where you eat/drink nothing but honey till you die and supposedly your body is preserved by that process is just a legend. The monks who actually mummified themselves ate seeds and bark while exercising vigorously for years to get rid of all their body fat, then drank some poisonous tree resin to further dehydrate themselves before getting sealed up in a tomb and in the hopes of making a well-preserved corpse.

Imagine going to all that trouble and then Link just kind of wanders past your shrine without so much as glancing at it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is like a conversation with Elon Musk.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Platystemon posted:

This is like a conversation with Elon Musk.

Or Jordan Peterson, who espouses an all-meat diet.

Edit: fixed a typo (stupid phone autocorrect).

Mr.Radar has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Nov 27, 2020

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mr.Radar posted:

Or Jordan Peterson, who espouses an all-day diet.

I tried his diet, but coukd never get the ratio of benzos and raw meat correct.

Then again neither could he.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Inceltown posted:

What's Steve Jobs?

Nothing, man, what's Steve with you?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


TheMostFrench posted:

Triggering the libs is on the same level as "I'm not touching you" style crap that kids do. They just have to get a response from anyone to be validated.

Yeah, but this is the equivalent of him saying 'I'm not touching you' while hovering over a lamppost that's 10 foot away from you. It's... Nutter.

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Apr 29, 2009

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Re: "triggering the libs" and related insanity.

Has anyone, (on twitter or in real life), ever done the political opposite?

i.e. "Here I am treating a Black Trans woman with respect and dignity. ..... To own the conservatives."

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: "triggering the libs" and related insanity.

Has anyone, (on twitter or in real life), ever done the political opposite?

i.e. "Here I am treating a Black Trans woman with respect and dignity. ..... To own the conservatives."

Yeah, it's even more embarrassing.

Edit
https://twitter.com/QueenInYeIIow/status/1072713362872643584?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 08:44 on Nov 27, 2020

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
being capable of basic empathy already triggers conservatives, there's no need to go out of your way to do it

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: "triggering the libs" and related insanity.

Has anyone, (on twitter or in real life), ever done the political opposite?

i.e. "Here I am treating a Black Trans woman with respect and dignity. ..... To own the conservatives."

They call attention to them only doing whatever to "own the libs" as an excuse for doing something lovely. They weren't doing it to be cruel, they were doing it to troll the libs!

It's really essentially the same argument as "relax, it's just a joke"

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: "triggering the libs" and related insanity.

Has anyone, (on twitter or in real life), ever done the political opposite?

i.e. "Here I am treating a Black Trans woman with respect and dignity. ..... To own the conservatives."

Yeah no it doesn't work that way. It's literally just schoolyard bully behavior, anything you do is getting triggered.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: "triggering the libs" and related insanity.

Has anyone, (on twitter or in real life), ever done the political opposite?

i.e. "Here I am treating a Black Trans woman with respect and dignity. ..... To own the conservatives."

There's that vine or whatever where the dudes kiss in front of the weird christian protest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2K0iVLNvM

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 09:31 on Nov 27, 2020

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: "triggering the libs" and related insanity.

Has anyone, (on twitter or in real life), ever done the political opposite?

i.e. "Here I am treating a Black Trans woman with respect and dignity. ..... To own the conservatives."

Isn't this what the Church of Satan is all about?

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Sunswipe posted:

You have to remember that PJW is very, very stupid.

Also the big grift dividends come from the US.

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1332062925868191744

This wet boy is absolutely convinced that eating bad microwave meals alone in his apartment is making us feel bad.

The only way I can make any of this make sense to me is by remembering that he's absolutely terrified of anything outside his comfort zone (brown people, spices, people laughing at him, outside etc etc bla bla) and thinks people saying yuck that looks gross and bland means we're terrified of grated cheese on unseasoned boiled gunge.

freemandela posted:

motherfucker poured precut bag cheese over microwaved fish and formerly frozen vegetable mix, gently caress yeah i'm triggered

like, eat things with flavor. i know he's british, but this is beyond the pale

I'm British as they come and I wouldn't loving eat that!

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BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: "triggering the libs" and related insanity.

Has anyone, (on twitter or in real life), ever done the political opposite?

i.e. "Here I am treating a Black Trans woman with respect and dignity. ..... To own the conservatives."

People are making movies and video games with girls in them all the time, yeah

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1332217726295740416?s=20

I don't think his Catholic upbringing stuck if he's unsure who decides the greater good for Catholics.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Even if it's true what makes him think the pope has any responsibility in "upholding american values".

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you don't like the pope you can make your own antipope, that's very catholic. We haven't had a good schism in centuries.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Even if it's true what makes him think the pope has any responsibility in "upholding american values".

American Christians are a special bunch.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Ambitious Spider posted:

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1332217726295740416?s=20

I don't think his Catholic upbringing stuck if he's unsure who decides the greater good for Catholics.

american catholic upbringing stuck perfectly though.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

snergle posted:

american catholic upbringing stuck perfectly though.

It's weird because where I grew up in the Philly burbs, my Catholic education and the Catholics I knew were all left of the dial politically speaking. Then I realized if they weren't that, American Catholics are all weirdo trad caths who should really just pull a mike pence and convert to being evangelicals.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Ambitious Spider posted:

It's weird because where I grew up in the Philly burbs, my Catholic education and the Catholics I knew were all left of the dial politically speaking. Then I realized if they weren't that, American Catholics are all weirdo trad caths who should really just pull a mike pence and convert to being evangelicals.

Conservatives adopted anti-abortion policies to break the liberal stronghold in American Catholicism. It's been a supply line for lovely Evangelical politics ever since, and the church leaders in the US have no interest in stopping it.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






You pull the string to make the clit giddy up.
Pardner.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Something about an op-ed from the Pope is really funny to me

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Ambitious Spider posted:

It's weird because where I grew up in the Philly burbs, my Catholic education and the Catholics I knew were all left of the dial politically speaking. Then I realized if they weren't that, American Catholics are all weirdo trad caths who should really just pull a mike pence and convert to being evangelicals.

Yes, it’s crazy, all the people I grew up with were union members or Dorothy Day types.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What is a papal bull if not the original op-ed?

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1332305379682881537

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Dear the baby Jesus, I know we don’t talk often but what would really make my year would be if Adam and the Ants were to release a cease and desist order and I could make all the jokes about it and the racist old farts.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Clapton is trash like all boomers, i'm assuming the other guy is too, but ithink that headline is misleading:

quote:

Proceeds from “Stand and Deliver” will go to the Morrison’s Lockdown Financial Hardship Fund, which helps musicians facing difficulties as a result of the coronavirus and resulting lockdown measures.
Clapton's position as stated in the link isnt as clear, though.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


hillary clinton is the n-word of the world, and should have been the first black president

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Absolutely swinging for the fences.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Clapton is trash like all boomers, i'm assuming the other guy is too, but ithink that headline is misleading:

Clapton's position as stated in the link isnt as clear, though.

Van Morrison is also awful boring trash. He's been bitching about press intrusion for about 30 years despite no one anywhere being even mildly interested in what a dreadful frogfaced bore has been up to recently.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

i'm assuming the other guy is too

From September:
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1306790829428813825

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