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Xiahou Dun posted:Sorry, I wasn't trying to be lovely. I just didn't expect most of the thread to know the German-language names for regions and was trying to be clear. How dare you post something Edgar Allen Ho already knows?
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TheDonald totally believes that these "alternative electors" are a real thing that will work. The best part is how they don't really know how this plan is supposed to work, but they're all very convinced that it will.quote:Are we watching a miracle unfold in real time ?! Am I dreaming?!?! quote:can he accept the Trump electors? I thought Pence either accepts the "biden votes" or rejects votes from the contested states which would give neither candidate 270 making it contingent sending it to Congress to decide doing one vote per state which is republican majority in that case. quote:hurts my brains so much, between studying for finals and trying to understand all of this I'm barely functioning at work! quote:This is way beyond my depth. I'm happy to be in the car with you guys though quote:I’ve been at a deer camp and am so out the loop... quote:The confusing part is the fact that Republicans and Democrats are each sending their own separate groups of electors. What's that about and which ones will actually count going forward? quote:Having two sets of electors officially puts the state in dispute, from what I can tell. At some point, VP can choose one set of electors to get the electoral votes, or he can send it to the reps where 1 state equals one vote. Trump wins either way, as long as Pence picks the GOP electors. quote:You should see the main stream media reporting “Biden gets electoral votes in states Trump contested.” quote:The normies are gonna be PISSED when Trump is rightfully declared the winner because it's gonna blindside them. quote:OMG REMEMBER YESTERDAY WE WERE ALL LIKE LET'S EXPECT NOTHING SO WE DON'T LET OURSELVES DOWN AGAIN??? SAYING THE NEWS CYCLE IS GONNA BE ELECTORS GO FOR BIDEN AND HE'S OFFICIALLY PRES-ELECT AND LEFTISTS BRIGADE US?? BUT THESE LEGISLATURES loving PULLED THROUGH OMG
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Jay Rust posted:Maybe baseball and hockey and American football should stop giving their teams stupid names as if they’re preteen boys trying to impress their friends They are grown men chasing a ball around, what’s more pre teen than that? Although I admit the nicknames are brutal when your little kid loves your rival team because it’s their favorite animal.
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Dec 14, 2020 23:31
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Oh man, I am drooling,over the takes that are going to come out of Barrs firing
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So they've convinced themselves that state legislatures can just pick alternate delegates that the Vice President can just decide to count instead? Is that how it's supposed to work? If so, why haven't the lying, cheating Democrats been doing that to rig elections for decades?
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Dec 14, 2020 23:58
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They've convinced themselves that any piece of information that would paint Trump in a negative light must by definition be false. Even they don't understand The Plan, but there must be A Plan, because Trump couldn't have possibly lost
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Dec 15, 2020 00:02
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Mantis42 posted:So they've convinced themselves that state legislatures can just pick alternate delegates that the Vice President can just decide to count instead? Is that how it's supposed to work? Itd be a real shame if people started asking the Georgia Ghouls to commit to supporting those alternate electors when the votes come to the Senate for approval. Real drat shame.
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Dec 15, 2020 00:04
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Sanguinia posted:Oh man, I am drooling,over the takes that are going to come out of Barrs firing TheDonald already abandoned Barr long ago for being insufficiently servile to GEOTUS. Their only take is "good riddance". Actually never mind, here's a good one: quote:My read is that he has given Trump a full briefing and Trump is happy now? LOL. What is Trump up too now. wizzardstaff fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Dec 15, 2020 |
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Dec 15, 2020 00:12
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AG Barr is OUT!quote:To: Miss Didi quote:To: Miss Didi quote:To: SamAdams76 quote:To: All quote:To: All quote:To: Miss Didi quote:To: rintintin quote:To: Paladin2
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Sanguinia posted:Itd be a real shame if people started asking the Georgia Ghouls to commit to supporting those alternate electors when the votes come to the Senate for approval. What sport do they play?
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Karma Comedian posted:What sport do they play? Bloodbowl.
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Captain Monkey posted:How dare you post something Edgar Allen Ho already knows? I’m the rudest and douchiest poster and I apologize, it’s bc I’m deeply sad. I think you’re all generally good
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Dec 15, 2020 02:11
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Mantis42 posted:So they've convinced themselves that state legislatures can just pick alternate delegates that the Vice President can just decide to count instead? Is that how it's supposed to work? It’s pretty fascinating, actually, because right now TD.W is stuck in an endless repeating loop between the two poles of its existence; insane conspiracy theorists insisting that Trump is a master strategist, and tireless pedants relentlessly reciting legal facts they looked up on wikipedia five minutes ago. Because election law is super clear that shadow electors are NOT A THING, there is no way to reconcile the views of these two groups, but neither side will budge an inch so they just keep talking past each other in the same threads. This post is a pretty good microcosm of where thedonald.win’s at right now: quote:They really are, my parents still think there is LITERALLY NO EVIDENCE and think I am a crazy conspiracy theorist for even suggesting the possibility of fraud. I send them the raw videos of the state's legislature's hearings so they can hear from the witnesses and statistical experts and they refuse to watch and send back Lincoln project videos and say I'm crazy because EVERY JUDGE HAS RULED AGAINST TRUMP!!! They really do think Trump is trying to overthrow a rightfully elected president and has zero justification to do what he's doing. I think there are a lot of people like this and they are going to freak the gently caress out. Scares me a little but of course I fully support Trump.
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Dec 15, 2020 02:40
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:Because Democrats are too stupid to figure out this one weird trick to win an election, obviously. There's always this weird Schroedinger's kind of effect to the bad guys, where they are massively evil and uber-competent and yet also somehow tricked by one weird thing. The way the US military is portrayed in virtually every movie is kind of hilarious to try to reconcile.
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Dec 15, 2020 03:27
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They really do exist in three-dimensional physical reality and not my bizarro dream-world where everything I want always happens!
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I’m the rudest and douchiest poster and I apologize, it’s bc I’m deeply sad. I think you’re all generally good Alles gut, mein Kerl. Kor Probleme. Doch bin ich auch ein Arschloch, gel?
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Dec 15, 2020 03:41
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lmao the big betting houses paid out on the election today and chuds are mad. On phone so can’t link but go the Twitter accounts of betfair (big UK bookie) to see it in the replies.
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Still Dismal posted:lmao the big betting houses paid out on the election today and chuds are mad. On phone so can’t link but go the Twitter accounts of betfair (big UK bookie) to see it in the replies. Seriously what does a betting parlor even do when something like this happens? Like I'm just picturing this happening after a baseball game, some guy says "I say you owe me $500 because everyone knows the referee was bribed and the league will force them to walk back their win, now pay my bet" How do you even respond to that?
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DarklyDreaming posted:Seriously what does a betting parlor even do when something like this happens? Like I'm just picturing this happening after a baseball game, some guy says "I say you owe me $500 because everyone knows the referee was bribed and the league will force them to walk back their win, now pay my bet" How do you even respond to that? Practically, I'm guessing it involves a cut-off baseball bat or the like.
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DarklyDreaming posted:Seriously what does a betting parlor even do when something like this happens? Like I'm just picturing this happening after a baseball game, some guy says "I say you owe me $500 because everyone knows the referee was bribed and the league will force them to walk back their win, now pay my bet" How do you even respond to that? I mean cash businesses like bookies have security for a reason
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Dec 15, 2020 05:04
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Uncut Gems but Adam Sandler can't pay off his debts because his bookie is convinced Kevin Garnett cheated and the NBA will overturn the results of the game.
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pseudanonymous posted:There's always this weird Schroedinger's kind of effect to the bad guys, where they are massively evil and uber-competent and yet also somehow tricked by one weird thing. The way the US military is portrayed in virtually every movie is kind of hilarious to try to reconcile. There's a reason they made  an emote
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Dec 15, 2020 06:12
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Presto posted:The Cleveland River Fires. If Columbus didn't wanna go with the comedy option of the Mad Cows, when they were finding names for the Blue Jackets. Then this ain't happening either. Although that'd be pretty great.
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Dec 15, 2020 09:12
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McConnel just called Biden to congratulate him. Anticipating the shrieks of rage of Donald.win and the “I knew that snake was a deep state scum” from Freep
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Fruity Rudy posted:McConnel just called Biden to congratulate him. Anticipating the shrieks of rage of Donald.win and the “I knew that snake was a deep state scum” from Freep No guys see we can totally still challenge the results on the 6th the Senate will not vote to certify I promise.
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Mitch McConnell just congratulated Pres elect Joe Biden from Senate Floor quote:To: JonPreston A little light death threatening... quote:To: JonPreston quote:To: JonPreston Answer: triple, no quadruple, no QUINTUPLE DOWN!
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It just broke so there's not much yetquote:Yes, but trump would NEVER have told him what he knows. Nobody has ever trusted Cocaine Mitch. This changes nothing. NO BRAKES quote:Yah, and my state's resident dickless: John Cornyn. quote:Everyone realizes that MOST politicians are compromised, right? quote:Traitor. TRUST THE PLAN  quote:Formalities, crimes cannot be prosecuted until they are committed. Our usual and customary thing is to have the Electors submit their tallies and they did so, Mitch follows form here by recognizing that government is going thru the motions, exercising the machine. quote:The EC has NOT spoken. Nothing is "spoken" until at least Jan 6th. "electors" in the contested states are illegitimate and the laughable thing is that so many are eager to "accept Biden" because they think its "good for the country" to accept an illegitimate President rather than fight injustice because they are lazy. They don't want to fight. They're fine with a stolen election if it means there isn't any drama. Basically the Constitution means nothing anymore and anyone with the ability to commit mass voter fraud can win. Your vote meant nothing if it wasn't for a Democrat.
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Also fun: I was just ROBBED!! Predictit (betting site) just closed the market on PA and NV, but left WI open and the presidency.. loving Faggots!!!quote:It’s ridiculous. They robbed me too. Good life lesson I guess, everyone, EVERYONE is trying to rob you. quote:Yeah happened to me too, I had many thousands of shares on NV and PA. I think WI is still held back because there's been a Wisconsin Supreme Court challenge that should invalidate a lot of those indefinitely confined riggers. Sucks bro, I thought they'd hold off NV since they sent dual electors. quote:Yeah I bought the package MI, WI, NV as well and it's only hanging on by WI thread lol. loving CHEATING rear end COMMIES. quote:How is this possible? Considering the election is not over? quote:If the state I bet one switch to Trump, I am going to sue them in small claims court. I doubt they will bother to defend such a case and I will get a default judgment. I'd suggest everyone do this. If you want more here's another thread: https://thedonald.win/p/11R4bsur3c/predictit-just-paid-out-bets-for/c/
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So did all these people bet that Trump would win those states and now that he hasn't they're angry that they lost money?
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Scratch Monkey posted:So did all these people bet that Trump would win those states and now that he hasn't they're angry that they lost money? There are a lot of posts on 4chan about people losing their life savings betting on a Trump win and I don't think all of them are fake.
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Scratch Monkey posted:So did all these people bet that Trump would win those states and now that he hasn't they're angry that they lost money? Well, I mean, since they're white and straight and Christian, reality is simply supposed to bend to accommodate them. When it doesn't, they don't like that very much.
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Scratch Monkey posted:So did all these people bet that Trump would win those states and now that he hasn't they're angry that they lost money? No, they're angry that the betting markets are perpetuating the lie that Trump lost in order to steal their rightful winnings. Because Trump didn't lose. The difference between Freep and donald.win is that Freep thinks that Trump secretly won (both the electoral college and popular vote) but had his victory stolen by fraudulent votes, while donald,win thinks that Trump is, in fact, winning, and will be president Jan 21st, 2121. Old Kentucky Shark fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Dec 15, 2020 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:The Cleaveland Freepers! Kinda goes well with "The Cleveland we were important at one point but now we're just really loud" or The Cleveland we're surrounded by chuds SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Dec 15, 2020 |
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:while donald,win thinks that Trump is, in fact, winning, and will be president Jan 21st, 2121. Will Trump's brain be kept in a vat and continue as president once he eliminates the two term limit and voting altogether? Trump is actually our version of Leto II who is taking humanity down the Golden Path?
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Shofixti posted:down the Golden Path? 
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I'll be honest if some freeper or other crazy right wing nutjob did something bad to mitch mcconnel i'd buy a bottle of champagne.
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Twitter Confirms They Will Be Able To Ban Trump Starting Januaryquote:They are now calling President Trump a "conspiracy theorist".  quote:To: Enlightened1  quote:To: Enlightened1 quote:To: Enlightened1 quote:To: Enlightened1 quote:To: Enlightened1 quote:To: Enlightened1 Hahaha! Just think of the endless trolling if this ever happened  quote:To: OttawaFreeper  The sign-up process requires contractually signing over all your material possessions, including all viable organs upon your untimely death due to the CHINA VIRUS, to Your Favorite President Donald J. Trump. As your sole legal custodian I promise to care for you as well as I care for my own children.
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Dec 16, 2020 03:01
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Oh no, please don't nationalize Twitter, Mr President! I would be so owned!
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I’m in favour of the Cleveland Goths ngl fuckin' "Black Planet" being played on a ballpark organ
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I think my favorite delusion is the one where Trump is holding back the evidence and losing these court cases on purpose and letting states certify and letting the electors vote and letting congress accept the electoral count and I guess letting Biden get inaugurated as some kind of long-game honeypot gambit to trick them all into certifying a false election so they're all implicated and he can spring his trap and put them all on trial for treason! Which I guess he couldn't do otherwise since he doesn't have evidence to implicate them directly. Even though if he's...withholding all the evidence...of fraud...then they can't know there was fraud...so they'd be acting in good faith and therefore can't be guilty of knowingly certifying a fraudulent election.
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