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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/1343766927710162945

https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1343936809940619265

https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1343940419420180485

https://twitter.com/WorldAndScience/status/1343725940376002560

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

The eve6 guy going ham on Twitter is one of my favorite storylines of 2020.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Freaquency posted:

The eve6 guy going ham on Twitter is one of my favorite storylines of 2020.

It’s amazing. He’s hilarious.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

McCracAttack posted:

I can't explain why, but videos like that where they record them at half speed and then speed them back up in playback so they look "weird" really get on my nerves for some reason.
I like that one because he's doing it for a purpose. A lot of the head movements wouldn't look as smooth and the rest wouldn't look as jerky if he was doing it at full speed. It's a form of special effect.

The ones where people just speed things up because fast movements look whacky are dumb and I hate them, and yes that includes certain classic films you are mad at me for criticising

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I don't think Garden State counts as a classic film

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Criterion Collection presents: Zach Braff screaming into a hole

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Yoshi Wins posted:

Criterion Collection presents: Zach Braff screaming into a hole

That's not a fair description of Natalie Portman.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Splicer posted:

I like that one because he's doing it for a purpose. A lot of the head movements wouldn't look as smooth and the rest wouldn't look as jerky if he was doing it at full speed. It's a form of special effect.

The ones where people just speed things up because fast movements look whacky are dumb and I hate them, and yes that includes certain classic films you are mad at me for criticising

i mean the 60s batman series sure... but slightly undercranked kung fu (every single one) and the orgy timelapse in a clockwork orange? you can't mean that to apply so widely

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
I absolutely loved Garden State at the time, but I'm guessing it doesn't hold up great. That Method Man scene where he video tapes and charges people to watch other people have sex at the hotel where he works is super gross.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Deep Glove Bruno posted:

slightly undercranked kung fu (every single one)

Excuse you bruce lee had to be OVERcranked because you couldn't see what the gently caress he was doing at full speed

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yoshi Wins posted:

Criterion Collection presents: Zach Braff screaming into a hole

Armageddon and Chasing Amy got Criterion releases.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Skwirl posted:

Armageddon and Chasing Amy got Criterion releases.

Wow, poo poo. I haven't seen Chasing Amy, but Armageddon sucks very bad. Apparently The Rock got one too, so Michael Bay has two Criterion Collection films. I think The Rock might actually be a good bad movie, though. Been a while since I've seen it, but Nic Cage and Sean Connery is pretty much who you want to star in your bad action movie.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

theflyingexecutive posted:

Lol she’s a B*rnie abbreviator

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Yoshi Wins posted:

Wow, poo poo. I haven't seen Chasing Amy, but Armageddon sucks very bad. Apparently The Rock got one too, so Michael Bay has two Criterion Collection films. I think The Rock might actually be a good bad movie, though. Been a while since I've seen it, but Nic Cage and Sean Connery is pretty much who you want to star in your bad action movie.

Eve Micheal Bay was confused how they got Criterion releases.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/humanoidhistory/status/1343953331308400645?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CitizenKain posted:

Eve Micheal Bay was confused how they got Criterion releases.

I think Criterion wanted some breadth, not just depth, in their catalog.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Behold! Our collection is broad enough to encompass even pieces of poo poo!

GlenMR
Dec 11, 2005

What is this emotion called "criminal negligence"?

Skwirl posted:

I think Criterion wanted some breadth, not just depth, in their catalog.

My understanding is that every blockbuster Criterion allows them to release a bunch of films that don't make any financial sense otherwise.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
if you want mathematicians doin cool stuff you want the other guy who proved that order-5 polynomials dont have an analytic soln, evarist galois (gal-wah) who furiously wrote all that poo poo down hours before dyin in a duel at age 20

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
or paul erdos, professional official itinerant homeless man. my buddys old advisor was the dude who basically took care of him (ron graham)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TedDansonBDay/status/1343955392364068864

https://twitter.com/DoorHinge9/status/1343980811377385479

https://twitter.com/HuevosGrandes10/status/1343465922967658496

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

CommissarMega posted:

All right, 'domesday_bloke' got me :allears:

This is my favorite tweet in weeks and I really liked the le borte d'arthur username

lowercase16
Apr 19, 2008

Cyclops actually has two eyes.


She thinks that Josh guy is using a burner account to mock her. Does that mean this she uses burner accounts? Like this one?

https://twitter.com/KudzuFanAccount/status/1343393735175004161

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Has anyone brought up that Derek has a tv show on adult swim right now?

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



https://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa/status/1344006222392004610

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Lmfao Warner Bros. and DC Comics are so loving lucky these characters are both canonically and metatextually bulletproof.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/FirenzeMike/status/1344101916465385472?s=20

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



I dunno why I like this so much, I just do.

https://twitter.com/mymemoldy/status/1343651149635874819

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Too many legs!

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

Mauser posted:

Too many legs!

The good thing about apple crab is you can eat his legs until he's entomologically correct and he'll give you a high five for it

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/vaughnhillyard/status/1343952651428380674?s=21

https://twitter.com/laurenpeikoff/status/1343987785145999360?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Mark_Dubs/status/1343909967133335553?s=19

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

lowercase16 posted:

She thinks that Josh guy is using a burner account to mock her. Does that mean this she uses burner accounts? Like this one?

https://twitter.com/KudzuFanAccount/status/1343393735175004161

This is just another true twitter brain who gets into a bitter slapfight in the fifth level of replies that goes nowhere for actual hours and then refers to it as "my thread" or "the thread where i argued [x]"

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018


They were right, it is boring

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/emilynussbaum/status/1344095638099787776

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


number 1 snake fan posted:

They were right, it is boring

I was waiting for the yeti and was sorely disappointed.

(Yes, I know it was skifree and not snowboardfree, shut up)

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


This unironically slaps.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Skwirl posted:

Armageddon and Chasing Amy got Criterion releases.

Yup and I have the Criterion release of Chasing Amy on LD. I also an autographed Mallrats LD...I may have a problem.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

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