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i'm going to be the parasitic copepod that lives in the eye of the greenland shark edit: welcome to page 435. page 435 celebration.
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It's page 435. To celebrate, here is page 435 in a page by page review of "Dune", the novelization of the film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyFQIqONJcM
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Jan 16, 2021 03:25
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the greenland shark's blood is pure pee, right? i'm gonna bring pool halls back. millenials are gonna like pool now
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Jan 16, 2021 03:25
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We had a super rad pool hall here when I was a teenager, it was run by a former trucker named Elvis, we would walk in like it was that scene from Dazed and Confused.
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Jan 16, 2021 03:33
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Pool is stored in the halls.
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Cavauro posted:Pool is stored in the halls. 
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Cavauro posted:Pool is stored in the halls. Not happy about this at all
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Igloolik Inuit believe that the shark lives within the urine pot of Sedna, goddess of the sea, and consequently its flesh has a urine-like smell, and acts as a helping spirit to shamans.[50]
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My urine smells like sharks so it all evens out
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trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pee
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I’ve peed in the ocean which means a dumb shark probably drank my pee.
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NienNunb posted:the greenland shark's blood is pure pee, right? We got divey pool halls here in Missourah that have stayed open through covid in a vaguely pandemic-responsible city by also making the best burgers in town. Its good poo poo there, you feel like minnesota fats himself
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Jan 16, 2021 03:49
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Last time I wanted to play pool we were offered to join another couple since all the tables were in use. They immediately asked,"Should we make this interesting and put some money on it?" at which point we realized we weren't gonna get to play pool that night 
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Jan 16, 2021 03:51
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I remember after a gig one of the comics was like "Hey, we're near a pool centre, let's shoot some balls" and we were all like okay. So he drove us there, and we all went in, and he's like "I'll be right there gimme a minute" and next thing we know he's walking in with a LONG BAG pulling out his CUSTOM POOL CUE anyway fun night he wasn't actually that good
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Jan 16, 2021 04:09
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 "i see dead people," he said looking at a fat stack of benjamins
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Jeopardy on Netflix has been a highlight of the past year. To my knowledge it's not on TV here otherwise.
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Jan 16, 2021 04:16
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So what's the deal with the Wheel of Fortune host? Is he a hostage being forced to present the show? He doesn't seem particularly enthusiastic for the game itself or to have any interest for the guests, is he a performance artist doing a long term exhibition of "phoning in at your job"?
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Jan 16, 2021 04:28
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Artelier posted:I remember after a gig one of the comics was like "Hey, we're near a pool centre, let's shoot some balls" and we were all like okay. So he drove us there, and we all went in, and he's like "I'll be right there gimme a minute" and next thing we know he's walking in with a LONG BAG pulling out his CUSTOM POOL CUE anyway fun night he wasn't actually that good lol i did this at a work function a few years ago, except the ceo knew I played and requested i bring my gear so he could use me as a ringer against his friends. everyone else thought i was moron but the extra cash didn't judge i usually just hide my gear until money is involved
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Pat Sajak is a chud, he is simply incapable of emoting enthusiasm or kindness
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Critical posted:i usually just hide my gear until money is involved I love you, Uncle Phil  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaWAQIBZ2I
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Jerusalem posted:I love you, Uncle Phil I prefer the Guile version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7PF2iQgoAM
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Jerusalem posted:I love you, Uncle Phil this is great cause I have a story about it. met up with a girl i was talking to since she and her friends were doing karaoke at a place nearby. they had a few tables so we played a bit. next to us is a guy and his wife, both with off the rack sears sports department sticks. (no shame, i bought a $20 job from MVP sports when I was 14 and used it for years, but they have a distinctive look and can be spotted a mile away) so after a bit they pegged me as someone who knew his rear end in a top hat from his wristwatch and asked if me and my girl wanted a match with them. my date had negative interest but one of her friends jumped in, assuring me he had played for a bit of money before. "yeah we'll be fine, I gotta hit the bathroom, let them break" so when i toddled back in with a case the size of a buick on my back the dudes wife smacked him on the arm and said "I told you he was a fuckin uncle phil!" and my date looked completely mortified. we dated for like six months and she deservedly gave me poo poo about it the entire time
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I have the distinct honor to present to you: Rugrats Pat Sajak    And his terrible goblin son 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I prefer the Guile version Dammit, I was just about to post this one.
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NienNunb posted:I have the distinct honor to present to you: Rugrats Pat Sajak Did you mean to include this screencap from Shin Godzilla
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Jan 16, 2021 05:31
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This is literally one of Marty's top five scenes, I will not be moved from this take. https://youtu.be/fsAE2jFPqLw
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another quick one since i just remembered it my dad started teaching me how to play pool when I was 12. we played every friday, an 8-ball match first to 9 wins on the big 9 footer at our bowling alley. since i was tiny and awful he gave me a handicap. after sides were chosen he would pull three of my balls off the table, so effectively i had to make 5 while he had to make 8. good deal. i lost every time, sometimes in a 9-1 or 9-2 fashion, usually getting shut out. we did this for years until I started beating him and then we suddenly stopped for some reason almost a decade later i'm at a bar in colorado trying to hash out a match with a guy who wants weight since my league rating is higher than his. i mention the three balls thing (this was an obvious rookie move, usually you just give games or spot them the 8) and his reaction is unexpectedly hostile "what am I a loving shmuck? that's the oldest trick in the book! kid thinks I'm a loving idiot!" so when I asked what the deal was and explained that's the handicap my dad gave me, he laughed and said "kid no wonder you got good fast, your dad hustled you for years. he was taking your balls out of his way so it was easier to play position and run out" it made perfect sense and it had never even occurred to me. when I called my dad and yelled at him he said "life's a bitch" and laughed so hard he had to get off the phone to pee NienNunb posted:This is literally one of Marty's top five scenes, I will not be moved from this take. loving amazing scene and movie. my favorite out of the "tom cruise is good at a very specific thing" collection, he got good enough to perform some of the trick shots himself apparently Critical fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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Critical posted:another quick one since i just remembered it Dads rock.
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Critical posted:another quick one since i just remembered it legendary dad move.
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Dad power move.
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Reminds me of when I thought my mom was amazing at bedtime stories but it turned out she was just recapping episodes of "Monkey." Parents are a work
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God I loved The Color of Money. The bit that always stands out for me is near the start where John Turturro has been hustled so effectively and finally complains he's out of money, and Tom Cruise just goes,"Okay cool let's just play for fun!  " and the look on Turturro's face is just so loving beautiful.Critical posted:it made perfect sense and it had never even occurred to me. when I called my dad and yelled at him he said "life's a bitch" and laughed so hard he had to get off the phone to pee Absolutely loving amazing, your dad owns 
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On May 8, 2019, Sajak broke the world record for having the longest career as game-show host for the same show, hosting Wheel of Fortune for 35 years and 198 days and he's signed to 2022. He must want to do something new by this point.
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You might say he's been a consonant presence.
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tricked by the no embed. gonna be one of those days
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I just want to help you become more cultured
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Everything I’ve ever seen of the game looks like piss. Is that the intention
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a cyborg mug posted:Everything I’ve ever seen of the game looks like piss. Is that the intention your monitor is actually switched off and you are seeing your own reflection in lieu of the content you should be seeing
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