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SyNack Sassimov posted:It's also how There it is There it is Washington got its name. hoilá hoilá doilá bill e; le snype mal
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I agree with the poster. Coconut rum should not be $3 more dollars in an Applebee's rum and coke (yum). Also I had my own NextDoor moment last night. I was half asleep when I thought I heard a loud car back firing. But it kept going and then I thought fireworks. So I got up all pissed until I realized that the sound was my window blinds hitting the window because of a fan I had on. Zero One fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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Mar 11, 2021 00:10
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Big Beef City posted:You have tiny homeless people? 
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Mar 11, 2021 00:25
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Attempted Vehicle Theft I made a short shopping trip tonight at or local <grocery store>.. I park at the end of the parking lot.. my car is ‘new’ to me.. I lock it twice.. after a 15 min stop to grab a few things I came outside to my vehicle running!! I shut it off w the remote and the vehicle (black a Ford Ranger) parked 2 spots away left suddenly... I contacted the <city> Police who then told me to file a complaint w <redacted> County.. go down to the Police Station and do such. It seems they are apparently uninterested in the situation., so be it. I just wanted to let my neighbors know that this is happening here. We are close to the highway., easy targets.. please be careful and share here so we can inform each other what is happening here in our community. Take care and be safe everyone.
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Mar 11, 2021 05:02
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Egg Decorating Class Being Offered With Easter coming up I have decided to offer an egg decorating class for anyone interested. For $300 I will teach your kids how to decorate eggs. You must supply all ingredients (eggs, vinegar, etc) and any decorating supplies. I can do this in person (I WILL NOT BE WEARING A MASK) or through "FaceTime" if necessary. The class lasts 30-60 minutes and will teach your kids the fundamentals of egg decorating along with some advanced techniques, depending on your child's skill level and what you have provided me. FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! Email me at: eggladyBeatriceTruePatriot@aol.com I can also be contacted through facebook, parler, or gab. Thank you and He is Risen!
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Mar 11, 2021 15:41
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Man, each one has these little details that show a master at work. For me, it's the aol.com email domain.
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Mar 11, 2021 16:18
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300$ for egg decoration class I would have to sit in on and supervise
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Mar 11, 2021 17:12
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Sjs00 posted:300$ for egg decoration class I would have to sit in on and supervise Hi! You do not need to "supervise" anything, unless your kids are out of control. At that point it is your "failure" not mine, and I will cancel the remainder of the class. Sorry but no refunds, I have been ripped off many times before! Also if the $300 seems "steep", just remember that professional art classes can range in the thousands of dollars. This is personalized to your kids and is a great way to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Which, let's face it, the schools aren't doing enough about any more! Thank you!
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Mar 11, 2021 17:22
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A Fancy Hat posted:Hi! You do not need to "supervise" anything, unless your kids are out of control. At that point it is your "failure" not mine, and I will cancel the remainder of the class. Sorry but no refunds, I have been ripped off many times before! we're Nondenominational; we just read through the book of Psalms and thank the Lord for our meals that my son loves to make while my daughter chops wood but heck 300$ for both of em? Do you know how much the government is gonna give me for these kids next month? Deal kids these eggs better look exactly like a sickle and hammer design okay Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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Mar 11, 2021 18:16
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In a plot twist Beatrice shows up and she's actually Danny DeVito.
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Mar 11, 2021 18:29
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ThePopeOfFun posted:I don't know how Hat has ingested and processed so much White Boomer without dying. Is your liver ok? We learned from the lol at Trump thread that Fancy Hat is in the trenches. Father-in-law GOP cult member. I fear for his wellbeing.
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Mar 11, 2021 18:46
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A Fancy Hat posted:Hi! You do not need to "supervise" anything, unless your kids are out of control. At that point it is your "failure" not mine, and I will cancel the remainder of the class. Sorry but no refunds, I have been ripped off many times before! Hi, can you please tell me whether the eggs are edible afterwards? Hubby and I had a horrible time last year with an acrylic omelette and our colons haven't been the same since
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Mar 11, 2021 19:55
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The Vile Stuff posted:Hi, can you please tell me whether the eggs are edible afterwards? Hubby and I had a horrible time last year with an acrylic omelette and our colons haven't been the same since "Back in the day" my grandmother would make us "Easter Dinner Egg Bake", where she'd take all the Easter eggs and bake them in a large dish with gelatin, turmeric, and serve it over SPAM. It was delicious, and afterwards we'd run around the neighborhood for hours (not like today!) and collect frogs and fireflies. Then we'd come home, read the Bible, and fall asleep. Seems like we turned out okay! I'd say more, but if you're not "PC" these days, cancel culture comes for you! I'll send my Hubby down to look through Grandmother's old cookbooks in the basement, see if he can dig up the recipe so I can post it "on line" for ya!
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Mar 11, 2021 20:11
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 Absolute art.
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Mar 11, 2021 22:08
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Can I Build a Roller Coaster in My Yard? Question for everybody in the neighborhood before I have to get the city involved. Can I build a Roller Coaster in my Yard? I have done the math and specs are: 40' tall first hill 1000' feet of total track One loop Top speed is about ~45 mph when you crest the top of the hill OBVIOUSLY I am going to put in breaks, etc to prevent accidents. And this is not a "fancy" coaster like a 6 flags, etc. I am a hobbyist and making this out of wood, pipes, whatever I can find. You can read up on how coasters work to understand this one, but basically, you will get "pulled" up the first hill and gravity will do the rest. I have a strong background in mathematics and everything checks out here. Should be incredibly safe and fun. They were building these 100+ years ago and have learned a lot since then! If you would like to invest I am also interested. Imagine putting your business logo on one of my Roller Coaster cars! Wow!
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Mar 12, 2021 17:21
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I'm thinking a zipline would be the way to go
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Mar 12, 2021 18:58
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Flocks of Birds!! Who is feeding all these birds!! I live in the magenta house on the edge of the cul de sac and yesterday after watering my hydrangeas I saw a flock of birds careening through the air towards the house on the corner near the drainage ditch!! It looked like there was a red balloon coming out of the kitchen window with a piece of food attached because the birds were going crazy! Someone please do something about this illegal act of bird balloon hunting!!
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Mar 12, 2021 19:07
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That’s the stuff
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Mar 12, 2021 19:22
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A Fancy Hat posted:Hi folks. Great specials tonight for Lent. 2 pcs of fish plus 3 shrimp and freedom fries - $26.00 Shrimp and pasta - $19.00 Macaroni and Cheese - $11.00 Please also RSVP to "FREEDOM FEST" a FREE event (food is not free but it's free to get in) even I will be holding next month. NO MASKS and it's a chance for us small businesses to band together and tell Tom "Hitler" Wolf what we think of him and his mandates. Hey, Joe Biden? You said I could "maybe" see my family on the 4th of July? Who the HELL do you think you are! I WILL be seeing my family every day for the rest of my life, and on April 3rd I WILL be hosting an indoor get-together with over 3 businesses already agreeing to join me! This will be a place for all PATRIOTS to get together, talk about the future of our country, and get great deals from local businesses. We hope to have music by "The MAGA Boys" and "The Southern Belles". PLUS SURPRISES!!! Including local GOP representative Blurgbbb Flurbbb. Great fun for the kids, bring the whole family but leave the masks at home!
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Mar 12, 2021 19:31
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that Blurgbbb Flurbbb really knows his constituents
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Mar 12, 2021 19:38
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ANINAL CRUELTY!!! One of my neighbors is leaving animal parts in my back yard! About once a week, one of my seven cats will find part of a dead animal and bring it inside my house! GROSS!!! They have found nice, birds and even a squirrel! And I know it's not my kitties because they have been declawed (our furniture is nice and we want to keep it that way). Our neighbors deny it and say it is our cats anyway! LIARS! It's probably the people next door who's kids keep playing basketball at 7 PM even though I asked them to stop. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP! Disrespectful! How can I catch these animal murderers????
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Mar 12, 2021 20:03
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A Fancy Hat posted:Egg Decorating Class Being Offered DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THIS WOMAN SHE IS A JEZEBEL ACCORDING TO SCRIPTURE WITCHCRAFT IS AN ABOMINATION EGG PAINTING IS PAGAN FERTILITY DEMON WORSHIP IRONIC BECUASE THEY HATE THE UNBORN.
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ThePopeOfFun posted:DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THIS WOMAN SHE IS A JEZEBEL ACCORDING TO SCRIPTURE WITCHCRAFT IS AN ABOMINATION EGG PAINTING IS PAGAN FERTILITY DEMON WORSHIP IRONIC BECUASE THEY HATE THE UNBORN. Janet you are lucky I'm a good Christian woman or else I would tell Everybody about how you been married 3 times (working on a forth!) and your cakes is all bought from the store, not home made. Trust me, I know! I'm praying for you and your family ever since you sang for Easter Sunday 2003 and it sounded so bad. I said "She must have a throat problem" but you didn't you just sound like that all the time! But I didn't say nothing mean about you to anyone at church, even though everybody else was! But nooooo, I stood up for you even though you wore ratty clothes and had bad makeup, but then you do this? Stabbing in the back. Maybe you need to look "in the mirror" at yourself, if you're talking about Demons!
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Mar 15, 2021 13:45
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A Fancy Hat posted:Can I Build a Roller Coaster in My Yard? Occasionally I find this gimmick a bit much but that's a drat good use of typo.
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Dog POOP on Sidewalk Last Wednesday I noticed that a rather large amount of what appeared to be dog poop was left on the sidewalk in front of my home from the hours of about 11:10am to 11:30am. Following this it 'mysteriously' disappeared, no doubt taken by someone with a VERY guilty conscious!! Folks, you know dogs are loud, dirty animals, as well as their habits. You need to be responsible when walking them and not leave their SCAT out in public like this where it could pose a health risk (think if children came across it). As adults we should know better and not forget to bring bags, scoops, dog diapers, buckets, and any other devices needed to keep our wonderful neighborhood clean and sharp looking! But Peter and the apostles answered, “We must obey God rather than men. - Acts 5:29
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Odd behavior - Watch Out This morning I went outside and two men were engaged in something out of sort. They were running from something but I couldn't find their pursuers. I got a good look at them: both had neon shorts on, very tight shirts, some sort of shiny eyeglasses on, very colorful masks. Maybe part of a gang? It's very concerning
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I don't use Nextdoor so I'll just tell y'all about how my neighbor approached my wife (who is a pharmacist) and bluntly asked her, "is that Covid vaccine you're giving out gonna put a microchip in us? We heard that was Bill's (Gates?) plan. Have you heard about 5G causing Covid? That's what we've been reading" I swear to you, I heard it happen. Send help.
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Mar 15, 2021 16:26
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be warned everyone; the parking garage is ripping people off
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 Not sure if that math adds up. Also. "They charge you past 90 minutes and I went past 90 minutes and they charged me!!!!"
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Mar 18, 2021 18:13
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If it's not the principal, maybe it's the interest? hth
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Mar 18, 2021 18:16
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Maybe that's not the actual rip off, but rest assured, that parking garage is ripping people off somehow
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Mar 18, 2021 18:31
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Don’t know if I’d say they’re ripping people off for $2 but technically if you wanna be really pedantic about it (the OP sure does, apparently) the way they worded it could mean a free thirty minutes, or at the very least it’s ambiguous as gently caress because it’s only free up to ninety minutes but is $2 at two hours and there’s a dead spot in between where they aren’t clear. So really what the gently caress is going on in that thirty minutes?! IT IS CHAOS
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Mar 18, 2021 18:39
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A Fancy Hat posted:Do y'all remember when your Father (we didn't call him Dad back then!) would come home smelling of rum and beat you to within an inch of your life every night? And Mother would cry and cry and finally pull the shotgun off the mantle, point it at Father and say "I'm going to blow your loving brains out on this carpet if you don't leave right now!"? As I recently commented - demented genius.
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Smugworth posted:Maybe that's not the actual rip off, but rest assured, that parking garage is ripping people off somehow whom amongst us hasnt pimped out god's greens earth for automobile storage
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Mar 18, 2021 19:12
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Private property is the biggest scam of all
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life is killing me posted:Don’t know if I’d say they’re ripping people off for $2 but technically if you wanna be really pedantic about it (the OP sure does, apparently) the way they worded it could mean a free thirty minutes, or at the very least it’s ambiguous as gently caress because it’s only free up to ninety minutes but is $2 at two hours and there’s a dead spot in between where they aren’t clear. So really what the gently caress is going on in that thirty minutes?! IT IS CHAOS You are as dumb as that poster hth
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Mar 18, 2021 19:48
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What parking garage only charges $2 for two hours? That’s cheap as hell
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lament.cfg posted:You are as dumb as that poster hth It doesn’t but thanks anyway
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Ziv Zulander posted:What parking garage only charges $2 for two hours? That’s cheap as hell You ever been to the Dakotas Land as far as the eye can see Just ripe for paving over
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need young high schooler to cut my grass
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