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you broke my grill posted:need young high schooler to cut my grass lmao, can't get a job without job experience even as a kid now
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Nextdoor: I'm interested in retaining the services of a young man
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Mar 20, 2021 16:59
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Nextdoor gets a bad rap but maybe I just live in a nicer community, because near me all the posts are pretty pleasant.
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PICK UP YOUR DOG POOP. Hi folks, Just wanted to let you know that if you left dog poop anywhere in our neighborhood, I have collected the DNA from it and will be able to trace it back to you the next time it happens. This is your first and final warning. Once the DNA is identified I will share pictures of you and your dog so everyone knows who the perpetrator is.
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Mar 20, 2021 17:50
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I can't tell the difference between the real ones and the fake ones, which sucks because I just want to see the crazy real ones. Nothing too exciting in my neighborhood. Usually found cats/dogs.
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Mar 20, 2021 18:46
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The DNA one is real
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Mar 20, 2021 19:09
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Dear Watson posted:The DNA one is real :|
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Mar 20, 2021 19:49
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 Accompanying the photo is the text: Nextdoor lady posted:
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Mar 20, 2021 19:54
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I thought that was one of those "paranormal caught on camera" sort of pictures. That's creepy as hell.
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Mar 20, 2021 21:22
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When a bunch of my friends were teenagers they used to engage in 'reverse gnoming' where instead of nicking stuff from people's yards like normal teenage miscreants, they would buy a bunch of cheap garden gnomes and tastefully arrange them in random people's front gardens under cover of darkness. Generally there would be one per house, occasionally there would be a tableau of up to 15 gnomes. I need to see what kind of a reaction this would elicit from Nextdoor users. It would be amazing.
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Mar 20, 2021 21:54
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 Today has been a good day on nextdoor
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Mar 20, 2021 22:07
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Dear Watson posted:
Stay safe, ahegao ghost.
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Mar 20, 2021 22:15
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this morning someone on nextdoor posted to watch out for attacks or harassment towards our asian residents
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Mar 20, 2021 22:25
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:this morning someone on nextdoor posted to watch out for attacks or harassment towards our asian residents I'm not sure whether to interpret this as meaning they were trying to be prosocial and have neighbors be alert and protective of the Asian residents or if they were like trying to sell tickets to it or something.
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Mar 20, 2021 22:30
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nah they just wanted people to look out for their folks
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Mar 20, 2021 22:31
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Mar 20, 2021 22:32
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Uh that first emoji means white power.
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Mar 20, 2021 22:39
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:Nextdoor gets a bad rap but maybe I just live in a nicer community, because near me all the posts are pretty pleasant. I joined NextDoor reluctantly because of the bad reputation, but was pleasantly surprised. The feed for my area can get some "CITY COUNCIL TRYING TO DESTROY THE CITY" posts, but my neighborhood is actually really nice, and mostly just people posting their latest woodworking projects or asking for a handyman. The area I live in is a good community though, and has its own newsletter and stuff. It's nice.
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Mar 20, 2021 22:52
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LOOKING FOR HUMANOID MALE TO CLEANSE MY SUBTERRANEAN STORAGE SPACE
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Mar 20, 2021 22:58
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Breetai posted:When a bunch of my friends were teenagers they used to engage in 'reverse gnoming' where instead of nicking stuff from people's yards like normal teenage miscreants, they would buy a bunch of cheap garden gnomes and tastefully arrange them in random people's front gardens under cover of darkness. Generally there would be one per house, occasionally there would be a tableau of up to 15 gnomes. Probably a good way to get shot anymore. e: it's pretty funny though and the reaction would be incredible I'm sure
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Mar 20, 2021 23:26
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Rude woman staring Yesterday at 7:21 pm a very rude woman stared at me. I said don't ever stare at me or my large adult son again.
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Mar 20, 2021 23:33
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you broke my grill posted:need young high schooler to cut my grass adolescent yikes
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Mar 20, 2021 23:37
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does everyone who signs up for nextdoor get an email from a "neighborhood representative" or whatever? i did and it felt like being in a housing association. nothing against the lady who sent the message but they def know who everyone is. technically your address is visible so it is pretty hosed up really. like, i don't give a poo poo if barabara hasn't cut her grass but if she passes away let me know for sure. hell if she needs a strong man to come over and mow her lawn, make her an ice tea, trim her bushes, i mean heck why wouldn't i. nothin like having some neighbors behind your back
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Mar 20, 2021 23:43
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Well you let her know if you find a strong man
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Mar 20, 2021 23:44
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no pubes yet sorry posted:does everyone who signs up for nextdoor get an email from a "neighborhood representative" or whatever? Nope, never. Condolences on your upcoming murder.
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Real post: BARKING DOGS. Hey guys & gals! Valiant here with my pack!! Please remember, a barking dog is an alarm. It could be people walking by, kids playing in front of your house or that somebody stopped by your driveway at 3:00AM to break into and steal your truck!! I hear how people dislike barking dogs. If it is a const thing for one neighbors dog, contact Animal Control so they can check on the animal’s welfare. If is NOT a common thing to hear the barking in the wee hours of the morn’ look out your front & back windows WITHOUT turning the lights in your home (harder for you to see out). It may be a stray cat, lost dog or somebody up to no good. Also, REMEMBER dogs are PACK animals. If there are allowed in the house, played with and cuddled, your home and you become part of the pack that the dog will protect. Leave the animal in a grate in a garage all the time, the only territory he/she will be concerned about protecting is that garage. PERIOD. If you fear the dog will have accidents in the home, learn how to house real the dog. Give him/her a specific area where he can pee if he has to go & you are not there. They do make DOG BOXES, similar to a cat box. You can train the dog to use that box. If the dog IS treated like family, allowed in the house, knows where he can go potty & or how to tell you he needs to go out, he will WANT to protect the ENTIRE HOUSE from strangers; alarm when he hears unusual noises outside (no matter the hour). He/she will patrol the house and especially your kids rooms. The dog will not be inclined to protect what he does not know and what he is told ‘...no dog (his name) you CAN NOT go in there!’ Allow him access into the home, back yard (when home) & into the garage (when you are home) he WILL bark to protect all of those areas and the entire family which has His Pack. Remember neighbors living next to a home with a dog, barking at strange hours IS cause for concern because he is tell the neighborhood to be on the look out!! It may be an Owl flying by or a person readying to break into your car or home!!
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From a "help me ID this bird" thread:
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Real post: Found the snitch car. Looks like the HOA snitch for the xxxx drives a newer Dodge Charger. ...then proceeded to post a picture of the car. Comments varied from they wish that snitch would be in their neighborhood because their neighbor leaves their trash cans out all the time, to someone saying HOAs are useless because they got a fee for parking a vehicle in the road. The vehicle was their moving van...as they were moving in.
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BULLETKISS posted:Real post: Sounds like the neighbors have been complaining about their dogs.
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Mar 21, 2021 01:00
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Aww hell my Nextdoor is wholesome as gently caress people are exchanging hedgehog care tips, posting photos of their pets and asking for cupcake recipes. Am I doing this wrong? Should I move to a worse area?
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Mar 21, 2021 01:25
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Uh that first emoji means white power. The second is a threat to remove their hearts.
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Mar 21, 2021 02:30
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I am a professional dog thief - ask me anything.
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Mar 21, 2021 03:24
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Frank Frank posted:I am a professional dog thief - ask me anything. What's the easiest dog to steal? The hardest?
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Frank Frank posted:I am a professional dog thief - ask me anything. What, if any, are the differences between a dog thief and a cat burglar?
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Zil posted:What's the easiest dog to steal? The hardest? A) The ones with handles and lightweight carrying cases are the easiest to steal. B) Those wrinkly dogs are super hard to steal because it’s very hard to get a grip on them. life is killing me posted:What, if any, are the differences between a dog thief and a cat burglar? One steals dogs, the other steals FROM wealthy cats.
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Frank Frank posted:One steals dogs, the other steals FROM wealthy cats. gently caress how did I not see it
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Mar 21, 2021 03:47
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Lost money. Congrats to whoever found the 830 plus dollars I lost at Smiths. Lord musta felt ya needed it more than me and mine. #wheredidallthehonestonesgo
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Becoming our own. Don’t you think we should separate from xxxxx and become our own city? Why? Well for one thing I hate when I enter our zip code it enters things miles away. I also would like our own police since the ones here have too much of an area to cover. Have our own mayor etc. what do you think. Let’s get incorporated
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Incorporating your own town as a whites only suburb is the ultimate HOA. The local one is having crisis after crisis as every large office they skillfully included in their borders for a tax base are utilizing a reincorporation clause to go back to a city that has an actual service plan besides "1. Tax offices 2. ??? 3. Whites only schools"
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