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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:For those of you into black, white, and grey... Lich Laugh Love
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:35 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:For those of you into black, white, and grey... I gotta say I really respect the commitment to the theme.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:34 |
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Nothing welcomes guests like a picture of a guillotine by the front door!
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:37 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:For those of you into black, white, and grey...
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:58 |
Blue Footed Booby posted:Those people are living their best lives. I clicked expecting the typical mannequins and sketchy repairs horrorshow but, like, nope, looks like solid workmanship throughout, clear theme, looks good, not my thing but a good property all around.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:59 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:For those of you into black, white, and grey... I bet the neighbours hate them.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:04 |
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lamp is here, and my crappy iphone 6 camera that makes blues look a bit purple
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:04 |
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The two chairs in front of a TV in the otherwise empty basement is the funniest part. The custom (I assume) spider-web guard for the stairs, holy poo poo.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:16 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:
It's Brooklyn Park. This is one of the nicer houses in the neighborhood. this truck, on the other hand, I'm shocked it's survived in Ravens land.
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Blowjob Overtime posted:The two chairs in front of a TV in the otherwise empty basement is the funniest part. I mean, it's staged. they just put everything else in storage and left furniture there. I for one REALLY want to see the non-staged standard version. Honestly It's borderline /r/ATBGE/ in my opinion. I have at least a few early 90s gothy people who never grew out of it where, if this were their house (Minus the Raiders gear) i would consider it a treat to visit and would enjoy immensely. Especially the non-staged back yard cemetary.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:34 |
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falz posted:I mean, it's staged. they just put everything else in storage and left furniture there. It is still very entertaining to me to leave those three items in place, and imagining the owners sitting in the basement in their one sacred, untouched area.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:43 |
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I have the perfect vehicle to go with that house. Shame it's in Baltimore though.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 22:13 |
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They probably threw great parties in the before time.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 22:28 |
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Thumposaurus posted:They probably threw great parties in the before time. Yeah the backyard bar and fire pit look pretty sweet.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 22:48 |
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I thought those chairs were for people to watch the loving.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 01:04 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:I clicked expecting the typical mannequins and sketchy repairs horrorshow but, like, nope, looks like solid workmanship throughout, clear theme, looks good, not my thing but a good property all around. https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/03/baltimore-sexy-funeral-goth-house-realtor.html The realtor got him to get rid of the mannequins!
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 01:17 |
Badger of Basra posted:https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/03/baltimore-sexy-funeral-goth-house-realtor.html Hahahah, fuckin' called it there's always mannequins
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 01:40 |
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The Zillow search term of the day is "gold leaf" https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/639-N-22nd-St-Philadelphia-PA-19130/10241799_zpid/ gonna be mad about this crooked mirror for the rest of the night https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7984-Georgetown-Pike-Mclean-VA-22102/51726198_zpid/ for a mansion built in 2002 this is not as bad as I expected https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/360-W-253rd-St-Bronx-NY-10471/29852940_zpid/ $9.8 million for 15k square feet on 2.5 acres in Riverdale seems oddly cheap https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6940-Keats-Ave-S-Cottage-Grove-MN-55016/2211196_zpid/ Cedarhurst Mansion, original farmhouse built 1856 with huge additions and remodel in 1911 and 1917 by Cass Gilbert https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/611-N-High-St-West-Chester-PA-19380/2075429088_zpid/ "Eyre View" by Joseph Miller Huston (1898) china cabinet in the bathroom is the ultimate flex https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/101-S-William-St-Johnstown-NY-12095/30458960_zpid/ the least expensive ($499k) and most tasteful of all of these cool turret room
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Blowjob Overtime posted:The two chairs in front of a TV in the otherwise empty basement is the funniest part. How else are you going to have a buddy come over and help charge JO Crystals?
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Youth Decay posted:
Damning with faint praise, there. quote:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/360-W-253rd-St-Bronx-NY-10471/29852940_zpid/ $9.8 million for 15k square feet on 2.5 acres in Riverdale seems oddly cheap The conservatory seems like a great place to watch TV. Eames chair count is like 30ish now, I missed a couple I think.
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The Zillow search term of the day is "heirloom" https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/42900-Mather-Ln-Laytonville-CA-95454/250119115_zpid/ https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1825-Highway-128-Philo-CA-95466/19205570_zpid/ https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/122-E-4th-St-Cloverdale-CA-95425/64451741_zpid/ https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2720-Perry-Meadow-Rd-Redway-CA-95560/2077427559_zpid/ house 1 house 2 kitty https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/55-W-Schiller-St-Chicago-IL-60610/3856394_zpid/ if a Chair doesn't have its footrest does it only count as 0.5 or 0.75? I too sort my books into color-coordinated stacks of 3 do like the escher tile https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/28-Antler-Ln-Wilton-CT-06897/58841588_zpid/ built in 1977 and gut-renovated in 2013, I really want to know what it looked like before https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6932-SE-108th-Ave-Portland-OR-97266/2076807180_zpid/ I like this tiny house (and I like tiny houses in general more than I really should), but I don't like it enough to pay $140k for it without any land, jesus christ. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/937-Post-Rd-Scarsdale-NY-10583/109966583_zpid/ mixed feelings about this "re-imagined" house, it doesn't look bad but it's bordering on a little too much for a house built in 1734. Also it is staged horribly it needs colonial or shaker furniture. If all you've got is this Crate & Barrel poo poo you'd be better off photographing it empty this table setting makes the room look smaller than it really is Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Mar 31, 2021 |
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TheMadMilkman posted:Picture 28 is a treat. I know I can't cum unless I'm watching myself, watching myself, watching myself gently caress in a recursive video showing an infinite number of increasingly delayed versions of myself watching me, watching me gently caress. . . from behind, but reversed and at this point (due to the nature of reflections accumulating perceived distance) nearly 27m away.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 04:27 |
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I can't believe I forgot to do this last week
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:22 |
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The Zillow search term of the day is "Old Town". Or "Olde Towne", or "Olde Town" or however they spell it. Old Town Alexandria VA: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/319-Wolfe-St-Alexandria-VA-22314/192123344_zpid/ ca. 1770 the addition has the downstairs half-bath + rear stairs so they didn't have to cut a hallway through the one-room-wide house love the upstairs den/library/family room https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/418-Duke-St-Alexandria-VA-22314/192122124_zpid/ ca. 1852 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2304-King-St-Alexandria-VA-22301/192123823_zpid/ 1910 Colonial https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/405-S-Lee-St-Alexandria-VA-22314/192123449_zpid/ ca. 1820 I see those staging books https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/711-Prince-St-Alexandria-VA-22314/192121511_zpid/ ca. 1800 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1008-Prince-St-APT-3-Alexandria-VA-22314/192141435_zpid/ adorable little carriage house nice death stairs - more like carnage house, am I right? Old Towne Orange CA: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/245-N-Harwood-St-Orange-CA-92866/25432047_zpid/ 1922 Mediterranean Revival Olde Towne Petersburg VA: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/232-Grove-Ave-Petersburg-VA-23803/230875617_zpid/ live/work 1870 Italianate someone's kooky aunt lives here backyard hair salon is an extremely Petersburg vibe https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/609-Grove-Ave-Petersburg-VA-23803/79250058_zpid/ Cheap 1791 Colonial in a Floundering Virginia City. Okay I kinda really want this. Now that I work mostly remote I can live further out from Richmond and this is so cool in spite of a few ugly renovation things. But it's in Petersburg. But it's in like the only decent-ish part of Petersburg. But it's probably a nightmare to maintain. But I can afford it. But it's close to the river and I don't think Petersburg has the floodwall that Richmond does. But I could walk to the river...
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 05:13 |
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For once I've got a house weirder than some of what YD finds. "Y'all with the cult?"
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Youth Decay posted:Old Towne Orange CA: I'm all about this tile color combo but the faucet/showerhead locations confuse me. I'd get rid of the floral wallpaper and maybe do some kind of black art deco thing instead. Youth Decay posted:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1124-King-Cres-Saskatoon-SK-S7K-0N8/2080286235_zpid/ tf is this? Chair count is like 32ish, who even knows now.
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SkyeAuroline posted:For once I've got a house weirder than some of what YD finds. They really love those puzzle piece foam mats.
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# ? Apr 4, 2021 05:05 |
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Anything pre 1906 San Francisco should have to have permission to be remodeled imo. That city already lost enough architecture.
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Youth Decay posted:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/226-S-Union-Ave-Havre-De-Grace-MD-21078/36982438_zpid/ lol the little stair pads
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 01:39 |
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lol this place isn't too far from me, if it wasn't still pandemic rules I might have gone to see it in person https://twitter.com/ThereWillBeGin/status/1379123823019241474 Plenty photos on the Rightmove page Outside: Grover-ish Inside: Spacestation Cult HQ meets Clockwork Orange Milk Bar..? edit: BONUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dberhcXoSk Maybe turn your speakers down NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Apr 5, 2021 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol this place isn't too far from me, if it wasn't still pandemic rules I might have gone to see it in person reaction to outside: meh, that's lame but p tame reaction to inside: aaaaaaaaaaaaa i was not prepared I WAS NOT PREPARED that's what the end of 2001 would have looked like if dave bowman sprung for the deluxe package
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 01:26 |
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The Zillow search term of the day is "Moravian" or "Mercer tile". Two names for the same thing; dude named Henry Mercer founded the Pennsylvania-based Moravian Tile Works. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/43-Route-37-S-Sherman-CT-06784/57357668_zpid/ https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6-Brier-Rd-Gloucester-MA-01930/56041533_zpid/ cool floor smokehouse with more tile https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/150-County-Road-627-Phillipsburg-NJ-08865/2072034132_zpid/ very churchy church conversion them tiles https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21-Morgan-Hill-Dr-Doylestown-PA-18901/2072078920_zpid/ https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4995-Paist-Rd-Doylestown-PA-18902/8981023_zpid/ boy these look weird on a ~modern~ subway tile backdrop https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/401-E-Commerce-St-Bridgeton-NJ-08302/38397423_zpid/ funky house with fancy floors and a fancy frieze https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7039-Ely-Rd-New-Hope-PA-18938/9095478_zpid/ holyfuckingshit a truly great Great Room and a peak of one of the be-tiled bathrooms the arch is the story of Rip Van Winkle the surround is the history of the Cadwallader family that built the house I cannot imagine how much all of this cost wish we could see a close-up of that backsplash
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol this place isn't too far from me, if it wasn't still pandemic rules I might have gone to see it in person This is Patrick Bateman's British cousin's house
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When you get tired of waiting for the scifi future and do it yourself.
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It's the little details that make batshit insane concept houses, and boy does this deliver. Also, I expect that sea urchin thing to scuttle toward me and explode.
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