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i hope it lands on COVID and then kills it also
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imo the rocket should just say fuk off to everybody telling it to crash, and go out to visit some chill aliens who lets it fly around in space and not crash on 10th of may
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May 7, 2021 18:10
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I hope it hits Yellowstone supervolcano 
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May 7, 2021 18:11
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Just lol if this hits the Garfield lasagna guy on a Monday
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May 7, 2021 18:24
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bollig posted:i hope it lands on COVID and then kills it also
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May 7, 2021 18:57
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its going to land on the airsoft forum
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May 7, 2021 18:58
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Chinese rockets in flight Now we got a plight!
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May 7, 2021 19:03
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It's gonna land safely and a Tesla on FSD will ram into it.
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If a rocket falls on a village, and the village never existed, does it make a sound?
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May 7, 2021 19:12
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It could crash as early as tomorrow night (May 8) https://twitter.com/AerospaceCorp/status/1390416330269020160
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May 7, 2021 19:24
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smoobles posted:It could crash as early as tomorrow night (May 8) Ayers rock in Australia is my guess
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May 7, 2021 19:25
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One of them goes directly over the spot I picked in the Indian ocean completely at random. That's awesome. If I nail this you all owe me like $50
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May 7, 2021 19:26
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full size / legend  
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May 7, 2021 19:28
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Aardvark! posted:full size / legend gently caress! it looks like the line just barely misses the DFW area oh well
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May 7, 2021 19:32
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im mostly concerned w/ the fact that the sun is going to land in the phillipines
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May 7, 2021 19:36
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Still looks like a chance it could hit the Vatican.
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May 7, 2021 20:29
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Oh hey it could hit Beijing. Right into Zhongnanhai
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May 7, 2021 20:46
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It looks like two lines intersect over Nashville, so here's hoping Nashville gets wiped off the map.
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May 7, 2021 20:58
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goatface posted:Still looks like a chance it could hit the Vatican. Naw, it passed directly over Rome last night. Even if there's a couple hundred mile drift with re-entry, it's missing. But it could hit the same pad it launched from!
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Random Stranger posted:Naw, it passed directly over Rome last night. Even if there's a couple hundred mile drift with re-entry, it's missing. DeadFatDuckFat posted:Its going to land perfectly upright and intact at its takeoff location
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May 7, 2021 21:02
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Completely misses Canada. Yeah well, gently caress you too China.
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May 7, 2021 21:02
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Oooo I'm in danger
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May 7, 2021 21:14
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low key sex master posted:It would be hilarious justice if it landed on China Only if it lands on a CCP building. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 21:33 on May 7, 2021 |
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May 7, 2021 21:26
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Finally some excitement after this last year of nothing going on
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May 7, 2021 21:37
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Aardvark! posted:full size / legend After deep scientific analysis and investigation, we have concluded that it could land pretty much loving anywhere
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May 7, 2021 22:40
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Has anyone else suggested OPs mom catch the rocket with her giant pussy?
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Poohs Packin posted:Has anyone else suggested OPs mom catch the rocket with her giant pussy? 
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Poohs Packin posted:Has anyone else suggested OPs mom catch the rocket with her giant pussy? Not enough girth for her to care.
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May 7, 2021 22:58
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Excuse me? My mother is a saint I'll have you know and in fact she has never been tainted by the touch of a man
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May 7, 2021 23:01
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I paid off my car so that means I need to have some kind of financial trouble now. It's gonna hit my car when I'm at work.
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May 7, 2021 23:08
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Don Gato posted:I paid off my car so that means I need to have some kind of financial trouble now. It's gonna hit my car when I'm at work. This sounds like the start or end of a happy madison movie
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May 7, 2021 23:10
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It's statically most likely to land in the water somewhere, but life has rules, so I fully expect it to crash into a barn in bumfuck Kansas and a little wagon wheel will go rolling off after the explosion
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May 7, 2021 23:31
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im betting that it'll land on that other goon's dick
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May 7, 2021 23:43
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Poohs Packin posted:Has anyone else suggested OPs mom catch the rocket with her giant pussy? Now that's just ludicrous. No matter how cavernous OP's mom's vagina is, stretched beyond all recognition by thousands of meaningless one-night stands with nameless, filthy vagrants -- sometimes paid, sometimes not -- she's not going to fit a whole rocket in there, especially not with the speed and heat it will generate upon reentry. The science doesn't hold up and we are, here at Something Awful, people of science above all.
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May 7, 2021 23:52
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According to the Outer Space Treaty, the nation that launches a rocket into space must pay for any damages if it lands in another country. However, the Outer Space Treaty does not mandate payment for sex work or an onlyfans subscription. This suggests that OP's mom will *not* be available to catch the rocket with her giant pussy, as there would be no way for her to make China pay for it.
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May 8, 2021 00:40
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so not only would you get the pleasure of having an enormous, red hot chunk of steel eviscerate your dick and balls, you'd get a PAYOUT from the Chinese for it? This is looking sweeter and sweeter
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May 8, 2021 00:42
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Aardvark! posted:full size / legend Looks like Africa is getting a space program going with some Chinese help!
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May 8, 2021 01:43
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Huh, there's a line crossing right over the city nearest to me, too (*not positive but it looks like it's close). I can't tell the difference between the orange and yellow lines though.
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May 8, 2021 01:49
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So is this what $8000 of spaceships disintegrating looks like??
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According to that chart my balls are safe.
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