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rscott
Dec 10, 2009

that article posted:

The laboratory granted Bell a $950,000 contract to conduct applied research into the concept, it disclosed in an online notice posted on 28 April.

This is like, enough money to maybe model some stuff on some computers and have someone come up with a couple of renders, maybe some scale models to put in a wind tunnel it's an absolutely trivial amount of money when it comes to research like this

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Research that was already completed in the 60s. Transport VTOL with jet speeds is the Dornier 31.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Research that was already completed in the 60s. Transport VTOL with jet speeds is the Dornier 31.

Isn’t this literally the thing from the Flash Gordon movie?



GORDON’S ALIVE!

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
On a whim, I looked up the Wikipedia page for Aeroflot accidents in the 1970s (which is a terrifyingly long page in its own right) and searched for the term "drunk."
:stonk:

18 results

Timmy Age 6 fucked around with this message at 03:27 on May 8, 2021

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
“while the total recorded number of casualties was 3,541 for the decade.”

Holy poo poo.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

$950k is a really small contract. That’s like 2 engineers for 1-1.5 years.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
The :cripes: was rooted more in the fact that VTOL just won't die because too many people with stars on their shoulders see dollar signs in retirement from continuing to bolster it.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Timmy Age 6 posted:

On a whim, I looked up the Wikipedia page for Aeroflot accidents in the 1970s (which is a terrifyingly long page in its own right) and searched for the term "drunk."
:stonk:

18 results

I think the thing that really hits this list is that all commercial pilots in the USSR in the 70s had to work for aeroflot. So all those crop-dusters? Yeah, they're officially aeroflot pilots. That's why there are are a ton of hillbilly CFIT while drunk at low level AN-2 crashes.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Timmy Age 6 posted:

On a whim, I looked up the Wikipedia page for Aeroflot accidents in the 1970s (which is a terrifyingly long page in its own right) and searched for the term "drunk."
:stonk:

18 results

My father was a research chemist for Rohm & Haas and travelled all over the world throughout his 35-year career. He was a veteran air traveler - loved it when airlines transitioned to jets (so much quieter).

He loved flying; he really enjoyed the approach into Hong Kong/Kai-Tak.

The only time he was ever frightened, when he almost hurled on a flight, was Aeroflot.

Once, in the Soviet Union (possibly Moscow, probably Vladivostok) he was on a passenger ferry busfrom the terminal to his flight, & the bus kept stopping at random aircraft on the ramps and asked where they were going.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The :cripes: was rooted more in the fact that VTOL just won't die because too many people with stars on their shoulders see dollar signs in retirement from continuing to bolster it.

CSAR is also really loving difficult and dangerous and important.

Edit: I'm not saying another Osprey-looking platform is the answer, but helicopters are too slow and far less safe from enemy action than they were in the 1960s/70s.

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

I think the thing that really hits this list is that all commercial pilots in the USSR in the 70s had to work for aeroflot. So all those crop-dusters? Yeah, they're officially aeroflot pilots. That's why there are are a ton of hillbilly CFIT while drunk at low level AN-2 crashes.

In fact, 100% of the 'pilot drunk' crashes on that wiki page were AN-2 variants. Some don't mention crop dusting, but most do.

The AN-2 seems huge for something commonly employed as a crop duster. Two crew, 1000 HP radial, and the passenger versions can seat 12.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


The USSR was not really known for their efficient crop dusters.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

BobHoward posted:

In fact, 100% of the 'pilot drunk' crashes on that wiki page were AN-2 variants. Some don't mention crop dusting, but most do.

The AN-2 seems huge for something commonly employed as a crop duster. Two crew, 1000 HP radial, and the passenger versions can seat 12.



AN-2 only requires 1 crew.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

ImplicitAssembler posted:

AN-2 only requires 1 crew.

But it's so sad to drink alone.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

BobHoward posted:

In fact, 100% of the 'pilot drunk' crashes on that wiki page were AN-2 variants. Some don't mention crop dusting, but most do.

The AN-2 seems huge for something commonly employed as a crop duster. Two crew, 1000 HP radial, and the passenger versions can seat 12.



Having a stall speed slower than [insert government agency] Probably helps

Advent Horizon posted:

The USSR was not really known for their efficient crop dusters.





I raise you the Kamov 26 twin radial engine contra rotor

EvenWorseOpinions fucked around with this message at 13:34 on May 8, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ola posted:

But it's so sad to drink alone.

That's why theres two planes.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



EvenWorseOpinions posted:

Having a stall speed slower than [insert government agency] Probably helps




I raise you the Kamov 26 twin radial engine contra rotor


Somewhere is a video of a small crew starting one up & flying off in it. Based on the foliage around it, it had been sitting for at least a year.

Ah, here’s an updated version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy0GMyfGu6s

Somewhat surprised that it doesn’t catch fire.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 13:41 on May 8, 2021

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Timmy Age 6 posted:

On a whim, I looked up the Wikipedia page for Aeroflot accidents in the 1970s (which is a terrifyingly long page in its own right) and searched for the term "drunk."
:stonk:

18 results

My aunt in Sweden was an SAS flight attendant in the very early days through the jet age; even she has stories of drunk pilots (surprisingly Norwegian and not Danish)

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
My brain ateuggled to rectify the placement of the nacelles and the sound of a piston motor begrudgingly firing up. It took far too long to realize those weren't turbines.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
My old company in the news, again :allears:

https://kbjr6.com/2021/05/06/wakefield-man-recounts-moment-door-flew-off-plane-during-takeoff/

this place was an unsafe shitshow when I was there 4-5 years ago, it’s a genuine testament to the reliability and design of the PC12 that it’s taken this long for there to start being real issues.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

e.pilot posted:

My old company in the news, again :allears:

https://kbjr6.com/2021/05/06/wakefield-man-recounts-moment-door-flew-off-plane-during-takeoff/

this place was an unsafe shitshow when I was there 4-5 years ago, it’s a genuine testament to the reliability and design of the PC12 that it’s taken this long for there to start being real issues.

What are you complaining about, the man got his bag back didn't he

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Lord Stimperor posted:

What are you complaining about, the man got his bag back didn't he

Probably the most surprising part of the story!

Ugh to 4 hours in an Uber after all that. At least they weren’t going all the way to say thief river falls that’s be closer to 6.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

I know if I ever experience a severe mechanical incident while on a paid airplane flight the first place I'm calling is... the county board! :bahgawd:

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

PainterofCrap posted:

Somewhat surprised that it doesn’t catch fire.

I think you might be aware of this but in case you're not, induction fires are relatively common for carbureted radial engine startups; the corrective action is to open the throttle and 'suck' the flames into the engine where they're supposed to be.

Panicking and turning off the engine or lowering throttle can let fuel drip out of the induction system and turn it into an actual problem

EvenWorseOpinions fucked around with this message at 17:44 on May 8, 2021

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Jesus
https://www.businessinsider.com/french-airman-tied-up-fired-at-fighter-pilots-brutal-hazing-2021-5

quote:

During the hazing, airmen grabbed the recruit and tied him up with adhesive tape. He was then forced into the back of a pickup truck and had a hood placed over his head, reports from both the AFP and La Provence said.

Photos published by La Provence show the recruit bound by the legs and arms, with a hood over his head. He is laying on his back in the back of the truck.

AFP, which cites the man's lawyer Frederic Berna, said he was driven to a live-fire range used by French pilots to practice dropping munitions. There he was tied to a target.

According to La Provence, he was left there for around 10 minutes in total silence. Then, the man says, he heard Dassault Mirage fighter jets begin to fly overhead. The planes then started dropping live ammunition around him. The bombardment lasted around 20 minutes, La Provence reported.

:wtc:

CBJamo
Jul 15, 2012

hobbesmaster posted:

Probably the most surprising part of the story!

Ugh to 4 hours in an Uber after all that. At least they weren’t going all the way to say thief river falls that’s be closer to 6.

But in that case the real punishment would be going to Thief River Falls.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

WTF. What made them decide to do this? That is so much effort to gently caress with a new person. Why couldn't they just ask him to go find 20 meters of flight line instead of nearly killing him?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Cojawfee posted:

WTF. What made them decide to do this?

Rampant toxoplasmosis in the French population?

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

e.pilot posted:

My old company in the news, again :allears:

https://kbjr6.com/2021/05/06/wakefield-man-recounts-moment-door-flew-off-plane-during-takeoff/

this place was an unsafe shitshow when I was there 4-5 years ago, it’s a genuine testament to the reliability and design of the PC12 that it’s taken this long for there to start being real issues.

Is the cargo door not designed to at least stay mostly closed if it doesn't get fully secured?

I've had a similar door (the aft cargo door on a Q400) not get properly closed by rampers, and it was designed so that it wouldn't open more than about an inch, as long as the handle was somewhere near the proper position after it was closed.

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

ImplicitAssembler posted:

AN-2 only requires 1 crew.

Ah, I assumed 2 since those Aeroflot AN-2 cropdusting accidents were listed as having 2 or 3 people on board. Perhaps operating AN-2 flights with pilot and copilot was just a 1970s Aeroflot training thing?

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


Or the second person was removing avionics/siphoning avgas for sale at the destination.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


BobHoward posted:

Ah, I assumed 2 since those Aeroflot AN-2 cropdusting accidents were listed as having 2 or 3 people on board. Perhaps operating AN-2 flights with pilot and copilot was just a 1970s Aeroflot training thing?

Pilot, copilot, and a stewardess to serve the vodka.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Turns out communism didn't fail because it is inherently bad and they couldn't make enough food for everyone. It failed because their crop dusters were all drunk and killing themselves and that caused them to be unable to grow enough food.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Ola posted:

But it's so sad to drink alone.

Aeronautical Insanity: CRM is sharing the vodka

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Rampant toxoplasmosis in the French population?

quote:

Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic infection common in France: about 50% of the adult population is infected, usually without symptoms.

:wtc:

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

azflyboy posted:

Is the cargo door not designed to at least stay mostly closed if it doesn't get fully secured?

I've had a similar door (the aft cargo door on a Q400) not get properly closed by rampers, and it was designed so that it wouldn't open more than about an inch, as long as the handle was somewhere near the proper position after it was closed.

No it has little windows you check when the door is closed that will be green if it’s latched properly, it’s part of the preflight. Loading bags is the FOs responsibility so oops.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Timmy Age 6 posted:

On a whim, I looked up the Wikipedia page for Aeroflot accidents in the 1970s (which is a terrifyingly long page in its own right) and searched for the term "drunk."
:stonk:

18 results

Dude, check the Soviet Transports database for "intoxicated" and you'll find even more.

https://www.airhistory.net/info/soviet-intro-en.php

Lots of "unauthorized flight/unauthorized passenger(s)" too.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

BobHoward posted:

Ah, I assumed 2 since those Aeroflot AN-2 cropdusting accidents were listed as having 2 or 3 people on board. Perhaps operating AN-2 flights with pilot and copilot was just a 1970s Aeroflot training thing?

Aeroflot/Soviet regulations required the An-2 to be flown as a two-crew machine. Either pilot + engineer (for the forestry/cropdusting/military versions) or pilot + co-pilot for the utility/airliner versions.

And it's absolutely right that both Aeroflot's terrifying accident rate and its staggering air mileage stats come from the fact that it encompassed virtually all civilian aviation in the USSR and a good deal of auxiliary military flying too. From 'proper' airline work with Tu-154s, Il-62s and Yak-42s to cargo transport, aerial survey, firefighting, pilot training (at all levels) and yes, cropdusting. And of course most of this was taking place in Russia, in remote areas with extreme climates, no navaids and virtually no ATC. And you have weird stuff like Yak-40s - trijet regional airliners that are also designed to operate from short rough fields. When you have jetliners doing 350mph while also flying a dozen people, three goats and a new set of tractor tyres out of a field in Kazakhstan which is a sports ground the other six days of the week you're going to get a lot of incidents.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

Having a stall speed slower than [insert government agency] Probably helps

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Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
I've heard loud radials before, and I've sat in the back of an MD-80 so I know what two engines at close range are, but I have to admit that Ka-26 made me realize I have no idea what two loud radials at close range sound like, other than impending permanent deafness

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