Tunicate posted:

*demand for residential toilet paper rises 40% overnight because people are no longer making GBS threads on company time*

Nextdoor message: Long screed about how those people are causing this TP shortage problem for dear sweet innocent Wal*Mart.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

edit: I'm 100% recognizing a lot of toilet paper hoarders in here lol

gently caress. One package from Costco will last me 4-6 months. You don't need to pull 2 full carts of toilet paper stacked up on it for a family of 5 like I saw some people struggling with before they put limits on them. It's pure selfishness and panic. It hurts other people.

Weka posted:

I'm a chronic masturbator. I go through about a cart a week. I don't need your judgment thank you.

zedprime posted:

Don't go to dentists you found out about from an unsolicited mail ad or a TV commercial.

quote:

Birthbath carnage question. EDIT: It is a crow, just caught it in the act. Do they ever come back for their softened food? This one doesn't seem to.

Hello. I have had a birdbath for 10+ years. It is quite the attraction and I have seen 30+ kinds of birds visiting. A few weeks ago, I started seeing "food" in the birdbath - either smaller bird parts or big chunks of bread, or, like today BOTH at the same time. At all times of day. And, considering how often I sit outside of just pop in and out, I am surprised I have never seen who is doing it. Any guesses? I was thinking a raptor, but bread. Maybe a raven? I have seen them coming around and hadn't before.

To me it is both an interesting mystery and an annoyance as I have to keep dumping and refilling the bird bath.
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Roundup Ready posted:

The crows at my place will drop literally anything I feed them directly into the birdbath. I've also found everything from earthworms to a full dead mole in there before. I have to clean it at least once a day.

jemand posted:

Hi Neighbors,

Does anyone know a place nearby that has good chicken lettuce wrap?  Had some at the Cheesecake Factory this weekend that were amazing but looking to try a place closer.

quote:

My apologies to anybody this offends. ...

However, if you look at the photographs below, you will see a park in _______. Also there is a picture of a dead, half decayed coyote. Said coyote has been dead and rotting on the road across from that park in _____ for TWO MONTHS!!!! I have made approximately a dozen phone calls to the Village, the Police Department, Animal Control, the Public Works Department, the mayor's office, AND the most recently _____ Township. Melanie from _____ Township called me back to inform me that location is not the "townships" responsibility. I should contact the state police.

Look, there is a dead, decaying corpse on the road across from a park where children play. I have spent two months trying to get ANYBODY to clean it up!!! I live in ______ for Christ's Sake!!!! All of the people I have contacted have essentially told me "Not my job, not my problem."

Meanwhile, kids are killing themselves because of forced isolation from lack of interaction with friends and peers. The economy has been crippled by a global pandemic, I can't go anywhere without a mask on, there were critical shortages of toilet paper and sanitizer a year ago, AND YET EVERY GOVERNMENT AGENCY I HAVE CALLED WON'T CLEAN UP THE ROTTING DEAD FLESH FROM NEXT TO THE PARK!!!!!

Has the world lost it's collective mind, or is it me????

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I have one form my local Nextdoor:


It's you, lady. You're fuckin' nuts.

Also, the photo she attached looks like a mat of fake fur someone left in the grass.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Oh, and my friends figured out the cheat code for dealing with the deer was to surreptitiously help it into the street, where it did get collected.

Vim Fuego posted:

I'm imagining weekend at bernies style hijinks, with the deer in a trenchcoat and sunglasses

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Blue Gang In Our Neighborhood. Hi Neoghbors, Walking down the block tonight (just corner store), I ran into FIVE spider webs strands. Earlier I saw a suspicious young (30s medium height) woman in a blue ball cap with a blue bag casually looking through mail boxes on our street... I challenged her through my den window (not about to get knifed) but she ignored me and scurried off to next house. I didn't think about it, but This matches up with the locations of the spiders webs... looks like we have some "blue" gang activity going on to release spider pollution in Our neighborhood. To reduce property values so they can "move in".....I have heard about this before, not about to lie down and let it happen here. Becareful please...

you broke my grill posted:

hey all I think you need to see this important scam warning

number 1 snake fan posted:

Bird confusion strikes again

Vim Fuego posted:

Watch out - raccoon.

I was out on a run. Saw a raccoon starring at me poised and ready to attack from across the street. I turned around and slowly walked away. The raccoon then ran off.

Elder Postsman posted:

I moved a week and a half ago and my new local nextdoor is intensely boring. There are 5 posts since the first of the year, and 3 of them are notifications of new people joining.

quote:

Good afternoon. My daughter is producing a project for her Advanced TV class and is in need of a local resident to interview on camera regarding the potential of a local cannabis dispensary.

The interviewee must be knowledgeable and be able to speak enthusiastically on the “pro/for” side of the issue.

The filming is scheduled for Monday afternoon. Please email me if you might be interested and I can provide more info.

Thank you for your consideration.

reply posted:

I won’t be a suitable choice, since I have not educated myself on this subject.

Chief McHeath posted:

Moved Here. In 1987,,. had kids mow to acres -- fifteen bucks. now compny caals bck saysit 150$ theyv got big mowers behind even big truck, already have they their money they have mmoneys. D'pntunderstand why they charge so much since kid would do it!

jemand posted: