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etalian posted:What are suburbs but a miserable collection of nosy busybody type people? This Castlevania remake sucks.
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I wish I had taken pictures of it but in the neighborhood I lived in ten years ago, someone’s house and yard were absolutely covered with like twenty home made signs with huge arrows pointing to the house next door saying poo poo like A RACIST LIVES HERE! WARNING BAD NEIGHBOR! HATE CRIME! —-> and so on. I always wondered what in the hell happened there between those two neighbors. I didn’t get a photo because I didn’t want to be seen and somehow pulled into some crazy drama on someone else’s street. If nextdoor had been around then I’m sure it would have been an even bigger shitshow involving lots more people.
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Jun 15, 2021 22:49
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I think the sign is funny.
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Jun 15, 2021 23:03
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low key sex master posted:Not mine but lol If it's some prostitute's handbag, I hope she's still alive.
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Jun 15, 2021 23:28
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BigBadSteve posted:If it's some prostitute's handbag, I hope she's still alive. "Found tibia and fibia, stripped of flesh, in back of my husbands truck. please don't let your dogs run amok leaving this filth around."
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Jun 15, 2021 23:36
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Sunswipe posted:This Castlevania remake sucks. The Belmonts are just a really aggressive HOA and Dracula has too many pets.
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Jun 16, 2021 08:30
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Sleep is always sacrificed to power tools, my good hunter, or are you truly awake by choice?
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Jun 16, 2021 08:42
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Sunswipe posted:This Castlevania remake sucks. Don't think that clocktower is up to code and you absolutely do NOT have a license for a subterranean garden (those are grandfathered in and your CASTLE MOVED here JUST last WEEK!!!!)
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Jun 16, 2021 12:42
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Insane lawn guy post, not from Nextdoor but from my brain: When I moved here it was rear end-cold end of December 2017. My neighbor directly to the east, an elder in his 70s, made a huge deal of telling me he's "a grass cutter" and he'd cut my grass for forty dollars. Very cool, I'll take him up on that in the later spring, I tell him. I just have to get my leaves and stuff cleaned up in the yard from the previous owner; he says ok. Fast forward to March, it's still rear end-cold but there's no snow. I schedule a gutter cleaning since it hasn't been done in two years. Gutter guy says hey, my brother can also remove all the leaves off of your lawn l. Cool. I pay them, they do it, it's all good. My neighbor becomes furious with me and tells me "I thought I told you I'm a grass cutter." You did. "I do it ALL." Okay? He then refuses to speak to me until June. Around that time his adult son, my age, and I were talking outside and his son told me that dad is mad because I let someone else remove my leaves and fell a dead tree from my lawn. About five years of accumulated leaf debris. I'm baffled, and neighbor's son explained that dad used to do everyone's lawns in the neighborhood so they were "up to his standards." He slowly lost all of his clients due to death from old age and also being a nosy weirdo. We don't have an HOA, we have "Arthur" and he's a nosy old rear end in a top hat with a sad case of rapidly declining cognitive function. He still mows my lawn because it keeps him happy, it costs forty bucks for my giant suburban hellscape lawn, and he's never yelled at me again about it. This will probably be the last year since he's getting really bad off and honestly, I'm about at the end of my ability to deal with his nosiness.
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Jun 16, 2021 12:53
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Also "Arthur" had a nextdoor account and it's almost always him lawn shaming people and typing "YOU NEED TO DO A WEED N FEED N ALSO KILL THEM GRUBS" in all caps on every post.
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Jun 16, 2021 12:54
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I have three free new year 2021 banners on my porch at 420 69th st. Two are blue and one is black. 12 inches X 72 inches Hopefully someone can still use them!
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Jun 16, 2021 12:57
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Milo and POTUS posted:Don't think that clocktower is up to code and you absolutely do NOT have a license for a subterranean garden (those are grandfathered in and your CASTLE MOVED here JUST last WEEK!!!!) Watch out - BATS! Seen a lot of bats in the neighborhood lately, many of them coming from "That certain castle" that we all know. I have started whipping them when I find them and will continue to do so (we support 2A in this neighborhood) but something needs done!!!! I was walking down the street the other day and saw a werewolf (possibly a bobcat) running "wild". This neighborhood is going downhill - FAST! Not surprised thanks to our Commie Socialist Governor - first he allows abortion - now VAMPIRES!!!
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Jun 16, 2021 12:59
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Someone should do a Nextdoor post about vampires that we can goonswarm so it shows up first in Popular Everywhere.
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Jun 16, 2021 16:56
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Warning - early morning runners or walkers. June 10 about 6:15 am, Ralston Creek path, east bound between Vigil and Quaker ... I saw a man this morning dressed head to toe in a royal blue sweat suit with sunglasses standing four inches from a tall tree. It struck me that he was dressed and standing by the tree as a predator. I was totally creeped out, therefore the warning. Be careful out there.
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Jun 16, 2021 17:04
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So you want to make an alarmist type prank regarding symptoms shown after being bitten by a bat
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Jun 16, 2021 17:05
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My parents were killed by rabies
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Jun 16, 2021 17:24
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Milo and POTUS posted:My parents were killed by rabies We’ve told you this before, forums poster milo and POTUS, your parents died from complications from scabies
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Jun 16, 2021 19:17
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So instead of being passive aggressive on the internet, here is what happened last night in my tiny village. One of the 2 young, seemingly meth'd out sport bike riders staying at the lovely apartment-house type deal, that's had at least 2 OD's in 3 years, comes SCREAMING through at about 10:30 pm. Then again. Any nice day for the past month, he or the other one will do this. I ride sport bikes, I get they are loud, and I know what 100mph looks like. It's a 35 zone. There are dozens of children out all the time. Unfortunately, the village is located at the bisection of 2 pretty major state routes, so traffic is a little annoying, so most of the parents are careful with the kids, but kids are kids. So anyway, he screams down to the new storage unit, is there for less than a minute(def think he's got a stash there, but that's his business, and my immediate neighbors all agree we done want state or county boys sitting around town all the time. After the drop off/pickup, he comes back! But this was going to be his third pass. At the second pass, I decided, possibly against better judgement, I had had enough. I grab the staff I keep by the door, bang open the garage and step out into the street, start heading across the back yard toward the idiot at the storage unit. I notice, with great satisfaction, both dads on either side of me had the EXACT same thought, and were both out there with me. At this point, biker kid starts heading back, hammers it and crests the hill, only to find the three of us standing in the road, waiting for him. He comes to a stop in front of us, my big country boy neighbor grabs the bike by the forks. I start yelling at him, you stupid gently caress, do you not know the loving speed limit, do you not see the loving kids everywhere, do you realize I know precisely where the gently caress you live, and we don't call the loving cops, etc. The neighbors also chime in, at about the same volume. The kid was shook. I won't lie, I was prepared for violence, but I'm going to stick to my guns here, and simply state I have enough evidence to be hesitant about calling police, who tend to escalate the situation. I did not want to confront the dude at his apartment, where there are more people, probably definitely more guns(Ohio!), and felt this was at least the most rational course of action. He starts nodding, eyes very wide, mostly listening, and we are calming down. He goes "okay guys I get it I get it, but couldn't you have come to me more respectfully? Maybe without THAT thing(the staff)?" Before be could finish, I was like buddy, respect is not flying though your own loving neighborhood, and what was I supposed to do? Politely ask you to stop as you're screaming past with the front wheel lifting off the ground? He went quiet, neighbor let go of the bike, we stepped back. We had more than made ourselves clear. I thanked him, told him to have a good night, and thank you again. And he rode off back home. Not 5 minutes later he goes by again. This time, 35mph, 1200rpms. Fixed. Sure, some of you would insist you should never confront anyone, ever, but I disagree. The more we use apps to be passive aggressive with eachother, the more we will resent and misunderstand eachother. I personally feel that's loving dumb.
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Jun 17, 2021 02:08
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Ralph Hurley posted:I wish I had taken pictures of it but in the neighborhood I lived in ten years ago, someone’s house and yard were absolutely covered with like twenty home made signs with huge arrows pointing to the house next door saying poo poo like A RACIST LIVES HERE! WARNING BAD NEIGHBOR! HATE CRIME! —-> and so on. This reminded me of the neighborhood I grew up in. It was a heavily wooded neighborhood off the Chesapeake, lots of pine trees, so us children were always making bike paths through wooded areas. Down a dead end road, there was a large patch we always went. One of the last two houses on the street faced eachother on either side of the street. One of them had an 8x4ft sheet of plywood, with a printed mug shot of the neighbor across at the top and CAUTION emblazoned across. They even put caution style hash lines on the boarder of the street. Then, a paragraph, hand painted, something along the lines of this: CAUTION: THIS IS FIRST NAME LAST NAME, AGE, SEX OFFENDER, WE HAVE CAUGHT HIM A NUMBER OF TIMES PEEKING INTO OUR WINDOWS, TRYING TO SEE OUR YOUNG DAUGHTER, LOCK YOUR DOORS, PROTECT YOUR KIDS, WE HAVE CALLED THE POLICE A NUMBER OF TIMES AND THEY DO NOTHING. Pretty crazy poo poo.
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interwhat posted:So instead of being passive aggressive on the internet, here is what happened last night in my tiny village. One of the 2 young, seemingly meth'd out sport bike riders staying at the lovely apartment-house type deal, that's had at least 2 OD's in 3 years, comes SCREAMING through at about 10:30 pm. Then again. Any nice day for the past month, he or the other one will do this. I ride sport bikes, I get they are loud, and I know what 100mph looks like. It's a 35 zone. There are dozens of children out all the time. Unfortunately, the village is located at the bisection of 2 pretty major state routes, so traffic is a little annoying, so most of the parents are careful with the kids, but kids are kids. So anyway, he screams down to the new storage unit, is there for less than a minute(def think he's got a stash there, but that's his business, and my immediate neighbors all agree we done want state or county boys sitting around town all the time. After the drop off/pickup, he comes back! But this was going to be his third pass. At the second pass, I decided, possibly against better judgement, I had had enough. I grab the staff I keep by the door, bang open the garage and step out into the street, start heading across the back yard toward the idiot at the storage unit. I notice, with great satisfaction, both dads on either side of me had the EXACT same thought, and were both out there with me. At this point, biker kid starts heading back, hammers it and crests the hill, only to find the three of us standing in the road, waiting for him. He comes to a stop in front of us, my big country boy neighbor grabs the bike by the forks. I start yelling at him, you stupid gently caress, do you not know the loving speed limit, do you not see the loving kids everywhere, do you realize I know precisely where the gently caress you live, and we don't call the loving cops, etc. The neighbors also chime in, at about the same volume. The kid was shook. I won't lie, I was prepared for violence, but I'm going to stick to my guns here, and simply state I have enough evidence to be hesitant about calling police, who tend to escalate the situation. I did not want to confront the dude at his apartment, where there are more people, probably definitely more guns(Ohio!), and felt this was at least the most rational course of action. He starts nodding, eyes very wide, mostly listening, and we are calming down. He goes "okay guys I get it I get it, but couldn't you have come to me more respectfully? Maybe without THAT thing(the staff)?" Before be could finish, I was like buddy, respect is not flying though your own loving neighborhood, and what was I supposed to do? Politely ask you to stop as you're screaming past with the front wheel lifting off the ground? He went quiet, neighbor let go of the bike, we stepped back. We had more than made ourselves clear. I thanked him, told him to have a good night, and thank you again. And he rode off back home. Wait, there are children playing in the street of your neighborhood at 10:30pm?
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Jun 17, 2021 03:11
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I’m clapping 👏👏
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Jun 17, 2021 03:28
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interwhat posted:So instead of being passive aggressive on the internet, here is what happened last night in my tiny village. One of the 2 young, seemingly meth'd out sport bike riders staying at the lovely apartment-house type deal, that's had at least 2 OD's in 3 years, comes SCREAMING through at about 10:30 pm. Then again. Any nice day for the past month, he or the other one will do this. I ride sport bikes, I get they are loud, and I know what 100mph looks like. It's a 35 zone. There are dozens of children out all the time. Unfortunately, the village is located at the bisection of 2 pretty major state routes, so traffic is a little annoying, so most of the parents are careful with the kids, but kids are kids. So anyway, he screams down to the new storage unit, is there for less than a minute(def think he's got a stash there, but that's his business, and my immediate neighbors all agree we done want state or county boys sitting around town all the time. After the drop off/pickup, he comes back! But this was going to be his third pass. At the second pass, I decided, possibly against better judgement, I had had enough. I grab the staff I keep by the door, bang open the garage and step out into the street, start heading across the back yard toward the idiot at the storage unit. I notice, with great satisfaction, both dads on either side of me had the EXACT same thought, and were both out there with me. At this point, biker kid starts heading back, hammers it and crests the hill, only to find the three of us standing in the road, waiting for him. He comes to a stop in front of us, my big country boy neighbor grabs the bike by the forks. I start yelling at him, you stupid gently caress, do you not know the loving speed limit, do you not see the loving kids everywhere, do you realize I know precisely where the gently caress you live, and we don't call the loving cops, etc. The neighbors also chime in, at about the same volume. The kid was shook. I won't lie, I was prepared for violence, but I'm going to stick to my guns here, and simply state I have enough evidence to be hesitant about calling police, who tend to escalate the situation. I did not want to confront the dude at his apartment, where there are more people, probably definitely more guns(Ohio!), and felt this was at least the most rational course of action. He starts nodding, eyes very wide, mostly listening, and we are calming down. He goes "okay guys I get it I get it, but couldn't you have come to me more respectfully? Maybe without THAT thing(the staff)?" Before be could finish, I was like buddy, respect is not flying though your own loving neighborhood, and what was I supposed to do? Politely ask you to stop as you're screaming past with the front wheel lifting off the ground? He went quiet, neighbor let go of the bike, we stepped back. We had more than made ourselves clear. I thanked him, told him to have a good night, and thank you again. And he rode off back home. ROVING GANGS OF ARMED MEN IN THE STREETS, SINGLING OUT INNOCENT BIKE RIDERS. POSSIBLE TALK OF HARMING CHILDREN? BE AWARE AND STAY SAFE!
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Jun 17, 2021 05:19
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This was in mine this morning: BACK THE BLUE. Back The Blue! Wonder why I’m posting this? FREE SPEECH This is not Facebook or Twitter or YouTube or nbc, abc, cbs, cbsn, ny times, washington post, cnn, msnbc, nfl, mba, nba, …so I expect to not be censored.
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Jun 17, 2021 13:15
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:This was in mine this morning: Sorry, I'm in "Facebook Jail" right now or else I'd "share" this post there, too! We need to support our Police, they are the only thing keeping us from Pure Anarchy and Arachno-Communism!
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Jun 17, 2021 13:29
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yikes! posted:I’m clapping 👏👏 Your support is appreciated
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Jun 17, 2021 13:51
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A Fancy Hat posted:Sorry, I'm in "Facebook Jail" right now or else I'd "share" this post there, too! We need to support our Police, they are the only thing keeping us from Pure Anarchy and Arachno-Communism! Love that spider socialism!
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Jun 17, 2021 14:08
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There is a squirrel in my neighborhood and someone is worried it's too hot for it and asking people to put out water.
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Jun 17, 2021 19:20
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I reckon bout 350 is right for a squirrel but you might want a more interesting braising liquid than water.
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Jun 17, 2021 19:32
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:This was in mine this morning: 
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Jun 17, 2021 19:52
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I saw a post on my Nextdoor this morning that I meant to paste here but I got sidetracked with work. Can't find it now, guessing it got deleted. It was someone asking for advice on how to deal with a neighbor living below who pounds on the ceiling because of the noise he makes. Turns out he had decided to vacuum at 12:30am.
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Jun 17, 2021 20:24
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Full Metal Jackass posted:There is a squirrel in my neighborhood and someone is worried it's too hot for it and asking people to put out water. That's adorable. There's a guy a few blocks from me with an @yahoo.com email address who just made a post advertising his services to explain how an Excel spreadsheet works, which is also kind of adorable too, but now that I think about it he's Dutch and there's no way in hell he isn't going to charge for it so it's less cute and more boomer with too much time on his hands. Ralph Crammed In fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jun 17, 2021 |
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Jun 17, 2021 20:54
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Why would Nextdoor ask someone to unsubscribe?quote:I got a note at the bottom of a post, saying I should unsubscribe. quote:Was the msg from ND?? Or from some snarky “neighbor”?? Or was it a standard msg..click here to unsubscribe?? Something sounds “off” quote:It said <email> you should unsubscribe
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Jun 18, 2021 03:22
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Not a nextdoor, but there's a loving submarine sonar noise coming from the apartment literally next door, it's loud and it has been going on for like 6 hours now. What the gently caress. STOP MAKING THE SUBMARINE NOISE
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Jun 18, 2021 03:44
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StoryTime posted:Not a nextdoor, but there's a loving submarine sonar noise coming from the apartment literally next door, it's loud and it has been going on for like 6 hours now. What the gently caress. STOP MAKING THE SUBMARINE NOISE Sorry I'll stop. 
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Jun 18, 2021 04:08
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StoryTime posted:Not a nextdoor, but there's a loving submarine sonar noise coming from the apartment literally next door, it's loud and it has been going on for like 6 hours now. What the gently caress. STOP MAKING THE SUBMARINE NOISE Is this your neighbor? 
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Jun 18, 2021 04:11
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A Fancy Hat posted:Watch out - BATS! Our socialist nazi governor allows abortion specifically to attract vampires to the area. Think about it, the abortions provide fresh souls for the vampires to feast on and these ancient incomprehensible evils provide liberal votes.
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Jun 18, 2021 04:14
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Weka posted:Our socialist nazi governor allows abortion specifically to attract vampires to the area. Think about it, the abortions provide fresh souls for the vampires to feast on and these ancient incomprehensible evils provide liberal votes. What certain castle? Bitch do you live near Dracula or some poo poo?
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Jun 18, 2021 04:30
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i can't believe i'm neighbouring a nazi wolfpack
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StoryTime posted:Not a nextdoor, but there's a loving submarine sonar noise coming from the apartment literally next door, it's loud and it has been going on for like 6 hours now. What the gently caress. STOP MAKING THE SUBMARINE NOISE you were the one who wanted to move aboard the Seaview to be ocean neighbors with Richard Baseheart. extended sonar surveys are a feature of the neighborhood  next you’ll tell me you were shocked and astonished by the last giant squid attack
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