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very excited to see the ufo reddit in an hour
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Jun 25, 2021 21:46
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the real report is in 4d and this is only the tiniest portion of it before it reenters the aether
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Jun 25, 2021 21:46
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thes report owns so hard
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Jun 25, 2021 21:46
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theres your gangtag
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Jun 25, 2021 21:47
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I think the guy with a goatee might be grifting.
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Jun 25, 2021 21:47
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Mark Warner got briefed on them three years ago, apparently. https://twitter.com/KellieMeyerNews/status/1408527074021851138?s=19
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Jun 25, 2021 21:47
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:ready to commune with the space people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5oHL3zBDg
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Jun 25, 2021 21:48
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The Saucer Hovers posted:theres your gangtag 
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Jun 25, 2021 21:48
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lmfao why do i ever let myself get excited for anything
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Jun 25, 2021 21:48
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reveal yourself.....washington post reporter olivier knox? https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/1408526614045077507
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Jun 25, 2021 21:48
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:8 pages and 1 of citations this is an unclassified executive summary there's almost certainly a main classified report
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Jun 25, 2021 21:49
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Pontificating rear end posted:I found the report before it's posted guys!! Ariel phenomena motherfucker
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Jun 25, 2021 21:49
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the last page confuses me because it seems to refer to "the report" in third person as if that pdf actually isn't the report and describes things it needs to include that the pdf doesn't have
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Jun 25, 2021 21:49
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reddit is mega mad so I support a coverup tbh
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Jun 25, 2021 21:49
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this owns how it managed to be even more disappointing than expected
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Jun 25, 2021 21:50
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looks like it was swamp gas wrap it up weirdos
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Jun 25, 2021 21:50
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the saucers are just there you dont need uncle sam disclosure is in your heart
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Jun 25, 2021 21:51
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haha womp womp
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Jun 25, 2021 21:51
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On a podcast Jeremy Corbell said he had more footage and if they weren't going to release it with the report, he was going to himself
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Jun 25, 2021 21:51
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Bullfrog posted:the last page confuses me because it seems to refer to "the report" in third person as if that pdf actually isn't the report and describes things it needs to include that the pdf doesn't have this is an unclassified executive summary of the report. the real report is almost certainly classified.
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Jun 25, 2021 21:52
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1408528311500816385 so we're basically still exactly where we were lol
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Jun 25, 2021 21:52
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Did you guys seriously think you were going to get something better than he US government releasing a report that says they may have detected 18 incidents of UFOs that demonstrate advanced technology, i.e. beyond what the loving US military can imagine
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Jun 25, 2021 21:52
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endocriminologist posted:reddit is mega mad so I support a coverup tbh people are already posting suicide hotline information lol
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Jun 25, 2021 21:52
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if lil marco wasnt a baby coward he'd leak the classified report
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Jun 25, 2021 21:52
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Was anybody really expecting more than "there's something there, we don't know what it is, they act really weird and we need to look into it further"?
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Jun 25, 2021 21:53
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The Saucer Hovers posted:theres your gangtag
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Jun 25, 2021 21:53
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Dolphin posted:Did you guys seriously think you were going to get something better than he US government releasing a report that says they may have detected 18 incidents of UFOs that demonstrate advanced technology, i.e. beyond what the loving US military can imagine no
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Jun 25, 2021 21:53
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the pentagon just wanted us to gaze into their unidentified anal phenomena
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Jun 25, 2021 21:53
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Brock Samson posted:"these aerial threats" 
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Jun 25, 2021 21:53
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oh no actually i was expecting photographs of alien dissections in this report therefore it's a big nothingburger
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Jun 25, 2021 21:54
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Bullfrog posted:https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1408528311500816385 BACK TO SQUARE ONE TIME TO SQUINT AT THE SUN
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Jun 25, 2021 21:54
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The Saucer Hovers posted:the saucers are just there
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Jun 25, 2021 21:55
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Not to be too optimistic here but an official report saying that there's something there opens the doors for things like congressional inquiries and a lot more media attention.
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Jun 25, 2021 21:56
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The Saucer Hovers posted:theres your gangtag 
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Jun 25, 2021 21:56
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Is this a summary of the report or the actual unclassified report? Either way, let us alien.
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Jun 25, 2021 21:57
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they could only explain one of the 144 reports lmaoquote:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/25/politics/ufo-report-pentagon-odni/index.html
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Jun 25, 2021 21:57
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Dolphin posted:oh no actually i was expecting photographs of alien dissections in this report therefore it's a big nothingburger i was expecting to get beamed up to the alien orgy at exactly 4:50pm TODAY so this is all tremendously disappointing
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Jun 25, 2021 21:57
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It says they have 80 "reports" that include multiple sensors out of 144 which seems to me like they have 144 incidents filmed since "multiple sensors" likely implies a camera so that's a lot of videos they are admitting to, but they wont ever release them
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Jun 25, 2021 21:59
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what page has all those cool ocean uap reports from a few centuries ago
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Jun 25, 2021 21:59
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wait the report is 9 pages?
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