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Ratjaculation posted:Missing dog. My dog is missing. Mormon Nailer posted:This is wholesome, please update on the dog walks and old lady friendship. Rod Hoofhearted posted:Please don’t. He’s a goon, it will start with him offering to build her a computer “for free,” meaning just the cost of parts, which she doesn’t understand because she’s an old lady and doesn’t get how it went from “for free” to hundreds of dollars, and then it will end with him clogging her toilet and then making a giant mess in her bathroom when he tries to “fix” it, at which point she demands he leave before she calls the cops. I'm a 
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Pasketti posted:
This is adorable! Congratulations on making friends AND getting dog time!
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Pasketti posted:I'm a Oh. Well, you’ll probably do fine then. Carry on. 
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I had to google this Lake Shore Drive thing to see why boomers on social media would be so mad about tacking on the name of the city’s founder to a major road and yep, sure enough… They would have hardly noticed or cared about the change except it’s honoring a black man so it’s automatically  tHiS pOliTiCal ClimAtE and a terrible government overreach that impacts their lives negatively somehow and they should have been able to gleefully vote against.
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Ralph Hurley posted:I had to google this Lake Shore Drive thing to see why boomers on social media would be so mad about tacking on the name of the city’s founder to a major road and yep, sure enough… They would have hardly noticed or cared about the change except it’s honoring a black man so it’s automatically Every loving time
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It does seem unwieldy to tack a name onto a street name rather than just like, change it. But yeah, they give the game away.
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Jun 27, 2021 18:25
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They frame it like their complaint is it’s changing something iconic that “didn’t need fixing” but you know drat well if they had tacked on the name Mike Ditka or Harry Caray they would have loving loved it.
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Pasketti posted:Old Jewish lady of mysteriously accented origin that was stoic at first but warmed up after I showed off my cute husband You're wasting my time with dog pics when they could be cute husband pics?
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ffs, I had this idea for a satirical post and then this fucker just comes along and does it for real
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LSD IS DRUGS, that is why there are SO MANY gunshots at night, because of all the druggies looking to get "high" on LSD.
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cripes, the loving inanity
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Hi Maria. What are you doing Sunday? Want to blow up some fireworks?
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Jun 28, 2021 05:48
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I have bad news, Maria.
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My Next Door recently had a posted pointing out that the bus drivers for the county school district are much lower paid than those of surrounding counties. They included an email to contact the school district and the thread turned into basically organizing a pressure campaign on the school district to up their pay. I was loving shocked...
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loving "Lake Shore Drive" too. It's like getting mad at them renaming "Main Street". The most generic descriptor possible, we love this road how dare you give it a real name.
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Jun 28, 2021 06:57
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 Come get some sauces. 
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Kabuki Shipoopi posted:
No Kranch? Thats hosed up
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It does seem unwieldy to tack a name onto a street name rather than just like, change it. But yeah, they give the game away. The city council wanted to name it Jean Baptiste Point du Sable Drive, but DuSable Lake Shore Drive was the compromise. IDGAF.
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I really like the cut of this Dude's jib and want to meet the other Dem-leaner in my Chuddy little town. Nextdoor here is a loving parody in reality.
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ausgezeichnet posted:I really like the cut of this Dude's jib and want to meet the other Dem-leaner in my Chuddy little town. Nextdoor here is a loving parody in reality. I hope someone did the needful and posted more art dicks for that bottom person's enjoyment
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My Nextdoor's Town Lead posted:>> Theft! ( It's garden season ) To the TUNE of COPS, "bad squirrel, bad squirrel, what you gonna do"... "All SQUIRRELS pictured here are presumed INNOCENT until proven guilty in your own backyard garden". . This is our nextdoor town lead and instead of replying to people's posts he makes huge ones of his own and includes the person's post on the bottom. There's another huge one about 4th of July, feel free to not read it to save yourself some braincells: Edit: Actually reading that second post it's just a direct copy-paste from some article so it's not worth posting. Luxrage fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Jun 29, 2021 |
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that is an impressive intentional misunderstanding
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The person who types like they're crazy is probably right though, it was a squirrel or rabbit not someone walking into their yard to steal a single small tomato. I used to be roommates with an otherwise totally normal, sane person who thought the neighbors were putting pieces of stale bread on their bumper. I told them it was probably a squirrel and they never totally believed that until they walked outside to see a squirrel eating bread on their bumper then put it down and run off. GokuGoesSSj69 fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jun 29, 2021 |
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Different fireworks thread than the guy who launched missiles at Syria.quote:I agree. And my dog does not like fireworks or thunder but she just goes behind my TV stand and endures it. Could never get a thunder shirt on her. What is a thunder shirt? https://thundershirt.com/ this is getting weird can anyone say if this is a real thing or some kind of pseudoscience? Oh yeah and also that person was comparing their dog to war vets here's the original post that was responding to. quote:They don’t bother me at all but my heart does go out to war vets and those with PTSD who have to listen to it GokuGoesSSj69 fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Jun 29, 2021 |
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Different fireworks thread than the guy who launched missiles at Syria. No those are real things. Just a compression shirt for dogs to help with anxiety. For some dogs they work great, other dogs absolutely will not tolerate them. Just depends on their temperament if it works or not. If you’ve got a dog that freaks out and panics when they hear fireworks, thunder shirts are absolutely worth trying before you go to the vet and ask for sedatives
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if you put clothes on a cat it goes all rag doll like a hippie getting arrested at a protest. Would recommend
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Milo and POTUS posted:if you put clothes on a cat it goes all rag doll like a hippie getting arrested at a protest. 
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quote:Lost Kitty. Anyone see an orange longhair Kitty with a pink collar and our phone number on the heart, please call. We desperately want her back quote:She’s back!! She smelled like a garage so I think she got trapped in someone’s garage Glad they found their cat but still pretty judgmental of where their cat spends its time.
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:The person who types like they're crazy is probably right though, it was a squirrel or rabbit not someone walking into their yard to steal a single small tomato. Every once in a while, someone on Nextdoor goes nuts because they find a mutilated rabbit or just a rabbit head in their yard and automatically assume it’s someone threatening them. We live in an area where there’s hawks, owls, foxes, coyotes, etc., but of course the most likely culprit is someone’s cat.
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Pasketti posted:I joined nextdoor because of this thread to snoop for drama and find content for this thread but instead I got a gig walking a dog for an old lady in my building Forgive me for the off-topic post but I had a dream last night that I went to walk this dog for my neighbor and he suddenly had super strength and totally wrecked my rear end. Do I make a post to nextdoor about dream-terrorism?
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ausgezeichnet posted:The city council wanted to name it Jean Baptiste Point du Sable Drive, but DuSable Lake Shore Drive was the compromise. IDGAF. That's a shame. I really want to hear my average fellow American try to pronounce "Jean Baptiste Point du Sable".
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Pasketti posted:Forgive me for the off-topic post but I had a dream last night that I went to walk this dog for my neighbor and he suddenly had super strength and totally wrecked my rear end. I knew those eyes were staring directly thru to the soul
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gleebster posted:That's a shame. I really want to hear my average fellow American try to pronounce "Jean Baptiste Point du Sable". I don't know if you're in Chicagoland, but people here pronounce Des Plaines like "Dez planes"
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I pronounce Detroit as De-twah
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kntfkr posted:I pronounce Detroit as De-twah Detroiters love butchering French. Gratiot Dequindre Charlevoix Livernois Dix
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There's a Versailles outside of Pittsburgh that's pronounced Vur-sales. I've also always found the NJ/DE Newark thing funny. People like me say "N'rk" and people in Delaware say "New Ark", as if there's an Old Ark.
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It's not my Kansas, it's not your Kansas, it's Arkansas.
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A friend of mine shared this one to their Instagram. Stay safe Glitter Person.
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