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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I had no idea so many people had critters in their cars.
https://i.imgur.com/vsAZMa4.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/P2gb3OR.mp4

this one is gross
https://i.imgur.com/7pQvpFd.mp4

There is another top post in r/carbage involving a dead rodent that I don't want to post here but I did say "Jesus loving Christ" out loud.

Ror fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Jun 28, 2021

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
hello moldsmobiles

if I ever saw a Tesla hoarded to the brim IRL I’d lose it. Sputtering, publicly angry.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ror posted:

https://i.imgur.com/AsveLBl.mp4
that last one cracked me up for the sheer audacity of it
Poor guy spilled all his pickles :(

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.


Buff Jesus is on the way to save us so don't worry.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
The idea of Jesus breaking the cross by flexing and now having two planks of wood nailed to his arms as weapons is cool as poo poo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ror posted:

This is called "carbage", btw. My aunt and I have argued for years about which of us invented this term in a car ride about two decades ago.

Except obviously other people have come up with this term before so I googled it and sure enough, subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/carbage/



https://i.imgur.com/7QgHOpr.mp4
Tesla. There are many new cars on that sub.


https://i.imgur.com/AsveLBl.mp4
that last one cracked me up for the sheer audacity of it

I love these

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

Poor guy spilled all his pickles :(

I think he just uses his asthma inhaler alot

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Ror posted:

https://i.imgur.com/AsveLBl.mp4
that last one cracked me up for the sheer audacity of it

I feel like I've just seen girl drink drunk IRL



like are whipits even addictive?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The idea of Jesus breaking the cross by flexing and now having two planks of wood nailed to his arms as weapons is cool as poo poo

I imagine him pulling some sick tonfa moves on a Roman centurion trying to stab him with the spear of destiny

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Klyith posted:

I feel like I've just seen girl drink drunk IRL



like are whipits even addictive?

Dunno about addictive but they fry your rain in to thinking they are a good idea.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



lotta good gang tag material itt


This one brings up a valid point, though. There are a lot of dumb bullshit ways people can get put on sex offender registries and not deserve it. In Texas you can get put on one for pissing in public.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
So do you think these cars are less likely to be stolen? The ones with word propaganda not the enormously disgusting ones

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

So do you think these cars are less likely to be stolen? The ones with word propaganda not the enormously disgusting ones

that's an interesting point, it would be hard to blend in if you stole a car like that. and if it was a hoard car it would be hard to drive and probably not worth it anyway. p. good auto security tbh.

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

Klyith posted:

I feel like I've just seen girl drink drunk IRL



like are whipits even addictive?

ask me about forming a fake company to get nitrous tanks filled

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Why would you steal one of these cars you're trying to sell it for parts not get scabies.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

So do you think these cars are less likely to be stolen? The ones with word propaganda not the enormously disgusting ones

Cars (trucks probably) saying a ton of poo poo about guns are probably a good target to get a free gun by smashing the window when they go in to get their pack of Marlboro Reds.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Got my car loaded up and I'm omw to see the boys



Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

That's my standard Costco run.

$4.99 rotisserie chicken. Hell yeah.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

imagine being this dudes wife.

jolie jolie please dont take my man just because you can.

sweet geek swag posted:

Hey, Yang supporters are special diamonds that should be treasured. Because of their incurable stupidity.

theirs or andrew yangs?

snergle fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jun 28, 2021

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Dubplate Fire posted:

ask me about forming a fake company to get nitrous tanks filled

My buddy would use his family's industrial company to buy a tank of nitrous and then he'd bring it to a music festival every year. The plan was always to sell balloons and instead we'd just hang out at the tank, get hosed up for hours and give the balloons away. If we had been serious about it we could have made a killing and/or bartered for other poo poo.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Klyith posted:

I feel like I've just seen girl drink drunk IRL



like are whipits even addictive?
Steve-O from Jackass did a bunch of them and there's a surprisingly good documentary about his substance abuse and recovery.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is legit really gross/difficult to watch. but also impressed by his honesty.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests


I almost missed the shoutout to FRANK! on the hood.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

"VACCINE IS POISEN"

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

fish and chips and dip posted:

"VACCINE IS POISEN"

Well they're not wrong.

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014


you just know at some point this guy was driving around town with a huge smear of white poo poo on the back thanks to the wiper and this is his second attempt

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The idea of Jesus breaking the cross by flexing and now having two planks of wood nailed to his arms as weapons is cool as poo poo

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003

Ror posted:

I had no idea so many people had critters in their cars.
https://i.imgur.com/vsAZMa4.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/P2gb3OR.mp4

These are the two that finally broke me. Rodents do not need to be in cars that isn't where they belong how the gently caress does that even happen jesus christ

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


fish and chips and dip posted:

"VACCINE IS POISEN"

VACCINE IS POISSEN

POISSON IS FISH

ATLANTIS IS SECRET DEEP STATE

MARITIME LAW

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



Inzombiac posted:

Dunno about addictive but they fry your rain in to thinking they are a good idea.

Haha, reminds me of the time I misread a headline as "ecstasy rots your brian"
Who the gently caress is this brian guy, and what does he have to do with my pills?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

So how does the leprechaun hat fit into things?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

NecroBob posted:

These are the two that finally broke me. Rodents do not need to be in cars that isn't where they belong how the gently caress does that even happen jesus christ

it's like a rolling ant farm, but for mice and rats. and ants

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Knormal posted:

So how does the leprechaun hat fit into things?

Notre Dame fan?

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Ralph Crammed In posted:

VACCINE IS POISSEN

POISSON IS FISH

ATLANTIS IS SECRET DEEP STATE

MARITIME LAW

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
the trash cars and especially the rat infested ones are just incredibly sad to me :smith:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Code Jockey posted:

the trash cars and especially the rat infested ones are just incredibly sad to me :smith:

maybe it's those rats' car, you ever seen Ratatouille?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

LifeSunDeath posted:

maybe it's those rats' car, you ever seen Ratatouille?

thank you, this helps :unsmith:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Klyith posted:

I feel like I've just seen girl drink drunk IRL



like are whipits even addictive?

Not physically, but they can definitely be habit forming. Theyre widely available at smoke shops and pretty inexpensive. A buddy of mine who was a promoter used to do a lot of them, like we'd be walking back from the bars and he'd step into a corner store and pick up a box of them for later.

At his friends and families urging hed quit pretty much everything and was doing good for a while, and then one day found out some really damaging stuff about his prior relationship and relapsed. He stayed up for most of a week binging on nitrous and various other substances, and when I saw him he was basically bipolar and going between sobbing and then ranting and saying all sorts of crazy things. He threatened some people and ended up being arrested several times before going to rehab.

I saw him after rehab (doing much better, pretty much normal again and sober) and he said his doctor told him that nitrous inhibits vitamin b uptake and that combined with the other substances and lack of sleep broke his brain for a bit.

Theres a reason they call it hippy crack

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Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

LifeSunDeath posted:

maybe it's those rats' car, you ever seen Ratatouille?

Those rats can’t even make enough for rent at their restaurant job. Sad.

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