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Rah! posted:i made another post about it that i just edited: i mean it would have his name signed, seems like it'd be fairly easy to research him and possibly someone could have even contacted him to get his background.
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Jul 17, 2021 17:27
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Orbis Tertius posted:yeah, like what I don’t get is what exactly happened to the risk/reward calculus to prompt the movement of this stuff into the realm of public relations. something changed, and it’s extremely weird, because I cannot see Any existential threats we're looking at soon?
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Jul 17, 2021 17:27
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one thing i've always wondered about lue - he spent like 20 years doing military intelligence in Guantanamo, afghanistan, etc. how do you transition from torturing muslims to a ufo job? all I can figure is he must have been a picasso of torture and everyone was in awe of his skills
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Jul 17, 2021 17:36
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mycomancy posted:I was thinking about this, and while these craft seem to be breaking physical laws, they're not breaking others that we would expect them to. Like, we've never seen them teleport, open a wormhole, or travel superluminally. Instead, we see them accelerate instantly, travel without interacting with surrounding media, and gently caress with electronics. Assuming it's disclosure, starting off with the least insane thing out there would be logical. UAPs have been reported doing the other things you mentioned, but they don't generally (iirc) match the description of the tic tacs.
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Jul 17, 2021 17:37
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Vomik posted:one thing i've always wondered about lue - he spent like 20 years doing military intelligence in Guantanamo, afghanistan, etc. he was interrogating aliens too and they are pissed
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Jul 17, 2021 17:38
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Vomik posted:i mean it would have his name signed, seems like it'd be fairly easy to research him and possibly someone could have even contacted him to get his background. it's from the Australian national archives i dont think governments tend to archive forged documents written by wackos lol
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Jul 17, 2021 17:38
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Rah! posted:it's from the Australian national archives yeah i agree - which is why i'm saying it should be fairly easy to determine he's real and probably even talk to him or at least someone who worked on it
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Jul 17, 2021 17:43
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Vomik posted:one thing i've always wondered about lue - he spent like 20 years doing military intelligence in Guantanamo, afghanistan, etc. He also headed (after that other stuff, presumably) the office that controls access to special access programs (top secret poo poo). He has degrees in immunology, microbiology, chemistry, and math. With that kind of education it makes sense that the military would have him doing intelligence-related things instead of a job that is mostly comprised of digging holes and marching around.
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Jul 17, 2021 17:45
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inferis posted:he was interrogating aliens too and they are pissed alien: *coughs up green/grayish liquid* they coming lue, they know you, when i snuck out last night i phoned home and they know, july aitee they said, i stay alive until then lue and when they come for me, they'll come for y- *gunshot*  : poo poo... CAROL! Call DeLonge, protocol Superstar.
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Jul 17, 2021 17:48
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Vomik posted:yeah i agree - which is why i'm saying it should be fairly easy to determine he's real and probably even talk to him or at least someone who worked on it The director of the Joint Intelligence Office was named R.W. Furlonger. i did a google search and found this link: https://www.dfat.gov.au/about-us/publications/historical-documents/volume-26/Pages/327-letter-besley-to-hay It's from 1969 and mentions "JIO Head R.W. Furlonger" and another link with a memorandum written by him in 1953: https://www.dfat.gov.au/about-us/publications/historical-documents/Pages/volume-24/241-Memorandum-from-Furlonger-to-Gilchrist
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Jul 17, 2021 17:50
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Rah! posted:JO Head longer
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Jul 17, 2021 17:51
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Jul 17, 2021 17:52
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'69: JO Head Longer
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Jul 17, 2021 17:53
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Joint Intelligence Office c'mon guys you should have named it Joint Office of Intelligence (JOI)
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Jul 17, 2021 17:53
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Vomik posted:'69: JO Head Longer
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Jul 17, 2021 17:54
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Rah! posted:Joint Intelligence Office lol
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Jul 17, 2021 17:54
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Vomik posted:'69: JO Head Longer
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Jul 17, 2021 17:54
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Orbis Tertius posted:This is tangential, but one of the recurring details of the encounters in that Australian report is the ETs having 'beams' that disable cars, radios, tractors, poo poo - whatever. Kind of like a universal remote that works generally on 'things that do mechanical work' or 'are powered by electricity'. Brains work via electricity too, and the "beams" can also allegedly make people paralyzed, or go to sleep, or forget things. 
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Jul 17, 2021 18:02
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Rah! posted:Brains work via electricity too, and the "beams" can also allegedly make people paralyzed, or go to sleep, or forget things. It is kind of them to have spent time developing a brain EMP that doesn't shut off our medulla oblongata
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Jul 17, 2021 18:06
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Rah! posted:Brains work via electricity too, and the "beams" can also allegedly make people paralyzed, or go to sleep, or forget things. I’m not sure whether I prefer the cold surreality of the Tic Tacs or the down-home weirdness of green men with fainting rays. I read that whole thing and all the cases like “saw lights in tree. was paralyzed.” started to feel like a gag.
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Jul 17, 2021 18:10
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aitee eve
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Jul 17, 2021 18:11
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bedpan posted:the defense establishment hasn't been able to reverse engineer and reproduce the recovered material. they've been working at it for decades and are still stumped. if they let people know what they have, they will be forced to give it up, and this they don't want to do. give me them fukkin alien alloys drat it
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Jul 17, 2021 18:15
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Orbis Tertius posted:yeah, like what I don’t get is what exactly happened to the risk/reward calculus to prompt the movement of this stuff into the realm of public relations. something changed, and it’s extremely weird, because I cannot see i mean i think the simple explanation might actually be true. nobody "decided" on disclosure as a general policy goal, it's just that the pro-disclosure lobby managed to gain the upper hand over the people who think it's satans and managed to get things released through a combination of internal finagling inside the pentagon (to, for example, get the fravor stuff designated as unclassified so that it could be legally leaked) and a legislative rider provision. and now it turns out that if you manage to breach the veil of "you look completely nuts if you talk about UFOs" as a general cultural norm, fuckin everybody agrees that they're real and something weird is happening lol
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Jul 17, 2021 18:20
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begun, the star wars havequote:The US wants to locate a giant new radar system in the UK to track objects in deep space. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-57866734 Rah! has issued a correction as of 18:24 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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Jul 17, 2021 18:21
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Orbis Tertius posted:I’m not sure whether I prefer the cold surreality of the Tic Tacs or the down-home weirdness of green men with fainting rays. tiny lue show us the paralyzation wands
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Jul 17, 2021 18:23
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They say the revolution won't be televised, but would the invasion?
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Jul 17, 2021 18:23
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harry potter is an alien (bird)
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Jul 17, 2021 18:23
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bobmarleysghost posted:They say the revolution won't be televised, but would the invasion? it will be telepathically broadcasted to u
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Jul 17, 2021 18:25
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Log082 posted:give me them fukkin alien alloys drat it 
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Jul 17, 2021 18:25
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what if barron trump is an abductee and aliens are big tiddie anime elves
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Jul 17, 2021 18:28
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Barron’s dna has been mixed with Anunnaki as an experiment for our eventual forced relocation to a low gravity world
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Jul 17, 2021 18:30
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what the hell am i even doing... i just went to the store and bought food, for money!! we're all going to have our own personal replicators by this time tomorrow!! so drat stupid im just doing the motions of apeman
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Jul 17, 2021 18:31
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barron show us the annunaki hypergrowth implants
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Jul 17, 2021 18:31
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Jazerus posted:i mean i think the simple explanation might actually be true. nobody "decided" on disclosure as a general policy goal, it's just that the pro-disclosure lobby managed to gain the upper hand over the people who think it's satans and managed to get things released through a combination of internal finagling inside the pentagon (to, for example, get the fravor stuff designated as unclassified so that it could be legally leaked) and a legislative rider provision. and now it turns out that if you manage to breach the veil of "you look completely nuts if you talk about UFOs" as a general cultural norm, fuckin everybody agrees that they're real and something weird is happening lol yeah i mean that’s imminently plausible. it’s way more fun to see it as a singular monolith with evil intentions, though.
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Jul 17, 2021 18:35
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we should research the alloy armor first. if we jump on the weapon technology too fast they will react and bring the stronger brute types
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Jul 17, 2021 18:36
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the aliens love bluegrass and hate jazz? yikes
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Jul 17, 2021 18:38
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inferis posted:the aliens love bluegrass and hate jazz? yikes alien's first words will be "I like everything but country and rap"
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Jul 17, 2021 18:40
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i'm gonna use my replicator to create a million scratch off tickets!!! then i will have ultimate riches and power
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Jul 17, 2021 18:40
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inferis posted:the aliens love bluegrass and hate jazz? yikes the reticulans are hosed up man
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Jul 17, 2021 18:41
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gonna be nothing but poor migratory birds like district9 greys are takin er jerbs
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Jul 17, 2021 18:41
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