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Nov 4, 2009

Wheeee posted:

what if aliens specifically abduct people who aren't all that bright

yes. this is why they have not yet come for me. thank you i was beginning to doubt. now where did i put that lead paint?

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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Turns out the 18th was for the release of Ep. 21 of Ghost Stories for the End of the World

https://ghoststoriesfortheend.podbean.com/e/episode-21-dulce-midnight-radio-part-1/

Just wrapping up now, very much of interest to all in bird thread.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Nothing cool/good happens in this timeline

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Nothing cool/good happens in this timeline

I made some mushroom risotto.
That's pretty good.

There's enough for the aliens if they feel like popping down and it's even vegetarian

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Google Butt posted:

im going outside

rip

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

lol if the aliens come today I’m gonna be drunk and stoned and be like. sup

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

A MIRACLE posted:

lol if the aliens come today I’m gonna be drunk and stoned and be like. sup

Are these the type of aliens that dont party

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

they’re too highly evolved to enjoy things from what I gather

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I just wanna grill, zorpglokk. can’t u get that

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

truthfully the fact that Biden spent the weekend/is still at Camp David ought to be evidence enough that poo poo isn't popping off

if anyone in the government had any inclination that there were massive unknown objects hurtling through our stratosphere I'm pretty sure he'd be in a bunker in DC

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


midnight GMT has passed

gently caress i have to go to work tomorrow

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Endless Trash posted:

midnight GMT has passed

gently caress i have to go to work tomorrow

let's be real here, even if the aliens had landed you'd still have to go to work. global capital ain't gonna shut down for something as little as discovering we're not the only sapient species

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Log082 posted:

let's be real here, even if the aliens had landed you'd still have to go to work. global capital ain't gonna shut down for something as little as discovering we're not the only sapient species

Imagine having to go to work after first loving contact

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Ok I've gone through all five stages now.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Hrmm
strange disc anomaly forming inside my living room I think this might be them

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
watching Communion. this is peak Walken

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Aliens are the only hope I have for humanity being saved from its own self created extinction event lol

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006



wouldn't shock me if this ends up being a real thing tbh

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Imagine having to go to work after first loving contact

yeah so we have bud light, coors light, miller light (I look over at tv that’s usually playing sports but now it’s a shot of an alien shaking hands with biden) uhhhh guinness, newcastle, stella, stone ipa

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



capital/government covered up the landing because they want us to go to work tomorrow

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


please clap! for aitee!

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

apatheticman posted:

The true disclosure was the feelings we disclosed to each other along the way.

:glomp:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Endless Trash posted:

yeah so we have bud light, coors light, miller light (I look over at tv that’s usually playing sports but now it’s a shot of an alien shaking hands with biden) uhhhh guinness, newcastle, stella, stone ipa

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

i don't recognize any of those names (other than big papi, ofc). are these well known folks?

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Did you get al load of that alien?!?!?????!?!!???!!!!!

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kYT7NhL63A

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Welp

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

skewetoo posted:

Did you get al load of that alien?!?!?????!?!!???!!!!!

I did, mostly in the eye tho

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
obviously they are going to be fashionably late

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Hey did someone have a link to the video interview of the Aussie reporter or recall what page it was posted on? Got some time to watch it now

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Delta-Wye posted:

i don't recognize any of those names (other than big papi, ofc). are these well known folks?

who knows, but Big Lue has already leveraged and discarded Tom Delong and Jeremy Corbell in the course of his mission

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

obviously they are going to be fashionably late

It's not too late
maybe Gina's gonna try and catch us all before the morning commute

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Bilirubin posted:

Hey did someone have a link to the video interview of the Aussie reporter or recall what page it was posted on? Got some time to watch it now

1 https://youtu.be/MM-xW8YsXKU

2 https://youtu.be/_Da99jOMlOg

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:



Was there anything new or interesting in the 2nd one?

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Ratios and Tendency posted:

Was there anything new or interesting in the 2nd one?

yeah they did an in studio interview with a real live alien it was wild

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