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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

The Zillow search term of the day is "serial killer"



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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Still less creepy than doll collections.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Still less creepy than doll collections.

Most actual serial killer poo poo is probably less creepy than doll collections

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"here's my gallery of tanned faces"

"Oh quaint"

"And here's the slicing room, I do a lot of my slicing here"

"Love it, love everything about it"

"And here's the guest room where you'll be staying, no murder or torture stuff here just my lovely little doll coll--"

"GET ME THE gently caress OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE"

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "Simple Lines"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24301-Elise-Ct-Los-Altos-CA-94024/59683240_zpid/
S E X X Y


gonna be a lot of these in this post


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/55-White-St-APT-4C-New-York-NY-10013/31494222_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5435-Quail-Meadows-Dr-Carmel-CA-93923/95740281_zpid/
just flexing with that car outside

Eames + Barcelona combo but it's missing the Noguchi table for the trifecta


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1776-Corn-Neck-Rd-Block-Island-RI-02807/66054487_zpid/



I like the guest house better



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4600-SW-Greenhills-Way-Portland-OR-97221/53873355_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/55-Berry-St-APT-4G-Brooklyn-NY-11249/68313651_zpid/

interesting bathroom, I've never seen the countertop continue into the shower like this but it seems like a smart idea. Should probably have some actual storage in the rest of it though.


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2207-Stanmore-Dr-Houston-TX-77019/27845229_zpid/ 1940 Colonial Revival that has been destroyed "completely remodeled" by Carlos Jimenez



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/38-North-Rd-Sandown-NH-03873/86810887_zpid/ tall people need not apply for this 1744 colonial


Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Hi everyone, hope you are doing well, I've been very out of sorts lately as my greyhound Abby passed away this weekend :|

But on the more positive side and actually thread related, I will be having my bathroom vanity and linen closet "remodeled" soon! I'll be getting new, larger slab doors and drawer fronts, hinges with larger overlays to give a "frameless" look, and hardware which will either probably be a polished chrome handle to match my other fixtures on the drawers, and some sort of edge pull for the doors. color will be some sort of white.

My aunt suggested mockett for hardware which, from asking some other people as well, seems to make a great product.

handles

https://www.mockett.com/dp128.html

these edge pulls can be put in flush with the top of the door, which is cool (i.e. they cut out a very thin section on top of the door and drop it in)

https://www.mockett.com/dp3-2.html

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "artful"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/926-Hudson-St-Hoboken-NJ-07030/38886788_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/35-Spring-St-New-York-NY-10012/31497240_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/63-Ridgewood-Dr-Atkinson-NH-03811/86800566_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/81-Wooster-St-APT-2WM-New-York-NY-10012/2110089375_zpid/ interior design by Graham Moss



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3111-Welborn-St-APT-1404-Dallas-TX-75219/2070564049_zpid/ interior design by Max Levy




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6511-Hillside-School-Rd-Spring-Green-WI-53588/90106007_zpid/ by Wheeler Kearns (2013)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7320-Saratoga-Rd-Morris-IL-60450/89725582_zpid/ by Brad Lynch (2008)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/310-Julip-Run-Wayne-PA-19087/2069723349_zpid/ gonna get sued by Don Pearse Photographers for copying these but that's what they get for putting photos taken in 2007 in their 2021 real estate ad


guest apartment is p nice

ahhhh there it is

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I once organized my books by colour (and then size) and it does look really nice, but it's very stressful because there are so many edge cases.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

The fixtures in that Illinois home are dope as hell, but wouldn't a stainless steel kitchen cause lots of zaps in the winter?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

actionjackson posted:

The fixtures in that Illinois home are dope as hell, but wouldn't a stainless steel kitchen cause lots of zaps in the winter?

Stainless steel kitchens are the standard in commercial establishments so I assume the issue is negligible.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

actionjackson posted:

The fixtures in that Illinois home are dope as hell, but wouldn't a stainless steel kitchen cause lots of zaps in the winter?

No just hard water spots and smudges if my kitchen is anything to go by.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Amen. But they do polish up real nice with a little effort! When I bother.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Brawnfire posted:

Amen. But they do polish up real nice with a little effort! When I bother.

Ceramic auto detailing spray.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I just use a can of stainless steel cleaner I "borrowed" from my last kitchen job

Gotta love that last day shopping trip, so much bigger than the usual end-of-shift one

BadSamaritan
May 2, 2008

crumb by crumb in this big black forest


The landscape outside that otherwise pretty modern house is extremely boring looking. Kind of a waste of those giant windows.

To be honest, I can’t stand the books-by-color or spine-in book arrangements and they’re getting to be so prevalent.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Eclecticism: sometimes it doesn't work!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule



The gently caress is this

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

i have one of those, great for walking me up in the morning, just turn it on and stick your face in

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:



The gently caress is this

Spanking machine

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Fan of the rough stuff eh

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is this entire goddamn listing because this house (2 houses, actually) deserves its own dedicated post
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/210-NW-7th-St-Hubbard-TX-76648/90390338_zpid/

welcome to a perfectly normal Victorian

carpeted kitchen is the first bad sign

and...here..we..go







you knew this was coming

oh god they're escaping




BUT WAIT there's more! A 1911 Craftsman that is also extremely normal

there are just photos of two rooms so I assume all the creepy dolls are stashed in the rest of the house



not shown: "detached climate controlled 10 car garage with living upstairs" I can only assume they store more tchotchkes in said garage

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Brawnfire posted:



The gently caress is this

Extremely inefficient ceiling fan for small areas?

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

What the gently caress was that in one of the photos?!? Did I pass by that without seeing it?


....am I dead now?

Edit: oh cool it was hiding amidst innumerable terrifying brethren

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "do justice". Houses that the realtor claims need better photos.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/16000-Robinwood-Ln-Los-Gatos-CA-95033/16162034_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2634-N-Farwell-Ave-Milwaukee-WI-53211/40453793_zpid/

I love the repetition of the art glass motif throughout the house



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1080-Front-Rd-Norfolk-County-ON-N0E-1P0/2070917987_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/620-Black-Acres-Rd-Cropwell-AL-35054/212786238_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Deep-Run-Ct-Cockeysville-MD-21030/36395466_zpid/ welcome to 1992

meditation lounge or cocaine sex den?



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6303-E-Superior-St-Duluth-MN-55804/61528313_zpid/ extremely cool MCM designed and built in 1963 by its owner who still lives in it






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/52-Middle-Rd-West-Tisbury-MA-02575/56901936_zpid/ "Tilton House" built ca. 1719




NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Sorry, home stagers - the Eames is OVER



the wall here with the lights and the plants has a very 70's Tiki Volcano vibe to it, but honestly i don't hate it :o:

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Sorry, home stagers - the Eames is OVER



the wall here with the lights and the plants has a very 70's Tiki Volcano vibe to it, but honestly i don't hate it :o:

Looks like it's a fountain, too. I like basically that entire room, although the security camera at top left is mildly concerning.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

pretty sure that's a mini golf hole

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "resplendent"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/38-Pleasant-Ridge-Rd-Harrison-NY-10528/33038118_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/69-Edgewood-Rd-Summit-NJ-07901/40066637_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-Farm-St-Dover-MA-02030/57445051_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-White-Hill-Rd-Cold-Spring-Harbor-NY-11724/59340043_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/108-Doran-Rd-Springwater-ON-L9X-0L1/2070547161_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/239-River-Rd-Rhinebeck-NY-12572/2070939641_zpid/ this a weird mix of multiple houses and soft instagram filters but it's very pretty




Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "pie". No not the food, it's the name for the tight squared-spiral staircases found in really old Pennsylvania farmhouses. Also featuring t h i c c wood and t h i c c windowsills

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2425-Diamond-St-Sellersville-PA-18960/9010523_zpid/

really nicely done kitchen


upstairs floors could use some love


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/86-Durham-Rd-Ottsville-PA-18942/9101658_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/622-Headquarters-Rd-Ottsville-PA-18942/9100704_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/49-Frankenfield-Rd-Ottsville-PA-18942/9100590_zpid/


so the pie staircase is in this little garden cottage but they don't actually show a photo of the stairs, just the doors

it goes up here


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2942-Holicong-Rd-Doylestown-PA-18902/8981031_zpid/



I want this room


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1442-River-Rd-Upper-Black-Eddy-PA-18972/8959471_zpid/




Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Brawnfire posted:



The gently caress is this
Someone who has never seen a ceiling fan had one verbally described to them and was then asked to build one.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I stayed at a lake house once that had a pie-style staircase down to the the dock and I watched a woman fall down the entire thing because she misjudged the width. I can't imagine they're very safe.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Brawnfire posted:



The gently caress is this

Why buy that when you could get this instead:

https://i.imgur.com/hs2MzkK.mp4

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I feel like mood boards have a ton of comedy potential. This one comes from an interior design group on Facebook.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

um excuse me posted:

I feel like mood boards have a ton of comedy potential. This one comes from an interior design group on Facebook.



frankly im just impressed that all the transparency worked correctly and every element doesn't have a halo of mspaint artifacts

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


I feel like I am going though the five stages of grief every time I try shopping for a specific piece of furniture.

Anger: $3000 for a media console? I mean it is pretty nice but lol who the gently caress pays that much for a cabinet, what am I, made of money?
Denial: I don't actually need a cabinet that can hide all the speakers that I hate looking at, I'll just get something less expensive and set them on top, I bet I could learn to live with it
Bargaining: BDI Corridor has literally everything I am looking for but I bet I can find something similar or a knockoff that will work for me! Let's spend a dozen hours over several weeks time obsessively browsing every option!
Depression: Why do these sites only have like 3 pictures and no listed interior dimensions? 0 reviews, how can I possibly decide if this is junk or not since I can't even see the drat thing in person?? Why is every popular store a Wayfair brand? Furniture shopping sucks I hate it so much why do I have to be so picky jesus gently caress I hate this
Acceptance: Actually $3000 seems reasonable for something well made that I'll probably have forever, let's find a local dealer and go see it in person <----we are now here

Thinking about the Elements now since actually I don't like the glass top of the Corridor that much, of course it's more expensive lol



:homebrew:

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

um excuse me posted:

I feel like mood boards have a ton of comedy potential. This one comes from an interior design group on Facebook.



Cats excepted, it's impressive to me that literally everything in this image is searingly hideous.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Hey now let's not be too harsh. That, uh, oh that one is, wait, hmm, hold on. Let's see. Uhhhhh...

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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I do like the shade of blue on the couch, but it goes with literally nothing else in the picture.

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