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anything with that much sugar doesn't get to be called coffee 
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Jul 26, 2021 03:16
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Oneiros posted:anything with that much sugar doesn't get to be called coffee Canadians don't drink coffee, they drink Double-Doubles 
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Jul 26, 2021 03:22
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CommieGIR posted:Have him remote into your IoT coffee maker and make it for you. Problem solved. Just configure firewalld on your raspberry pi to allow oncoming ssh, set up your ed25519 key and cat the public key (append piping) to ~/.ssh/authorized_keys, then ssh coffee@home && cd ~/brew && make.
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Jul 26, 2021 05:01
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Stexils posted:i would like to submit my new smoke/co2 detectors to this thread They don't really need lights at all. Wait until night, close your eyes and every minute or so one of the photoreceptors in your eye will flash as it's hit by the decay particle from the americium in the detector. Clarste posted:Just for the record, an automatic rice cooker isn't some marvel of modern technology, it just has a thermometer that tells it to turn the heat down when the internal temperature exceeds the boiling point of water (which means all the water has boiled off). I mean, they can add other fancy doodads like delays and stuff, but that's the basic premise of a rice cooker. One of the most hilarious arguments I ever saw on these forums was people trying to convince someone that (in an open vessel and 1 atmosphere of pressure, etc) water will not get hotter than 100°C. "But if I put the hotplate on 200°, the water will be 200°. That's just logic." "No, it boils off that energy. The water remains no hotter than 100°" "That makes no sense!" It went on for pages and was like reading the infamous "train every second day for a week" thread from that bodybuilding forum, but in real time.
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Jul 26, 2021 05:12
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Megillah Gorilla posted:They don't really need lights at all. What if I put the hot plate on a treadmill?
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Jul 26, 2021 06:09
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what if you have a car powered by a propeller going faster than a tail wind? also i thought smoke detectors were alpha decay and stopped by skin.
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PhazonLink posted:what if you have a car powered by a propeller going faster than a tail wind? I understood that reference.
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Jul 26, 2021 06:20
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Mister Facetious posted:I understood that reference. Speaking of that reference said channel made a (sponsored) video regarding self driving cars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjztvddhZmI
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Jul 26, 2021 06:54
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Senor Tron posted:What if I put the hot plate on a treadmill? Put it on top of Everest and get poorly cooked rice. EDIT: Now, I'm genuinely curious - any goons live at altitude who have to deal with this poo poo?
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Jul 26, 2021 06:57
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Put it on top of Everest and get poorly cooked rice. I'm at 1800m / 6000ft. Pasta and rice needs a couple more minutes, no noticeable difference in coffee which I know Italians complain about in the mountains. Not really high enough for anything significant. The air is pretty dry though.
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eXXon posted:Just configure firewalld on your raspberry pi to allow oncoming ssh, set up your ed25519 key and cat the public key (append piping) to ~/.ssh/authorized_keys, then ssh coffee@home && cd ~/brew && make. I just tried this but: coffee@home ~/brew $ make Error 418: I am a teapot make: *** [Makefile:3: coffee] Error 162 Please advise, I am suffering from withdrawal.
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Jul 26, 2021 09:34
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smdh all of these new internet enabled coffee makers don’t support HTCPCP/1.0. https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc2324
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devmd01 posted:smdh all of these new internet enabled coffee makers don’t support HTCPCP/1.0. It really is a tragic thing.
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RFC2324 posted:It really is a tragic thing.  powerful combo there
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devmd01 posted:
Unrelated, but, is that a Zlad! reference in your av text?
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Antigravitas posted:Unrelated, but, is that a Zlad! reference in your av text? All systems go, prepare for off-blast!
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RFC2324 posted:It really is a tragic thing. Fantastic timing here
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RFC2324 posted:It really is a tragic thing.
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devmd01 posted:All systems go, prepare for off-blast! I love that the Zlad videos outlived the actual Molvania book in the internet's memory. 
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Jul 27, 2021 22:25
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Home Depot want to install blutooth "activation" in all the devices they sell that requires the device to be activated at the register, or it won't work https://www.marketwatch.com/story/h...ing-11627410440
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Can’t wait to bring my drill back to Home Depot every time I swap batteries for pairing. Lost your receipt? Wait over there for the cops, criminal.
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Jul 28, 2021 01:01
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CommieGIR posted:Home Depot want to install blutooth "activation" in all the devices they sell that requires the device to be activated at the register, or it won't work Curious how they plan to implement this in 1.) electronics with no battery backup, which means they require plugging in to work at all. 2.) anything that can connect to the internet in general, as Bluetooth is an infamous attack vector for exploits, and I'm sure manufacturers and OEMs are willing to take on the extra costs...  Also, when their security is inevitably cracked/leaked, how do they prevent individuals and organized crime deactivating security for every single thing just by walking around with a phone/raspberry pi in a backpack broadcasting the codes. Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jul 28, 2021 |
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Jul 28, 2021 01:02
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Mister Facetious posted:Curious how they plan to implement this in Pretty much, even if they choose something else like Lora or some other radio, its just asking for someone to crack it and start stealing gear.
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Jul 28, 2021 01:07
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Good luck getting a brand like Milwaukee or Husqvarna to hop on board with this. I cannot think of a faster way to torch your reputation with the people who buy your tools than by introducing the possibility of it failing on a job site.
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Baronash posted:Good luck getting a brand like Milwaukee or Husqvarna to hop on board with this. I cannot think of a faster way to torch your reputation with the people who buy your tools than by introducing the possibility of it failing on a job site. Yup, it totally sounds like a middle managers idea.
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And btw. They are doing this to "save" $789,000 per 1 BILLION dollars of revenue.
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Mister Facetious posted:Curious how they plan to implement this in Guess we'll find out soon enough!
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:And btw. They are doing this to "save" $789,000 per 1 BILLION dollars of revenue. I read that as $789million first. $789k is loving nothing. This is what the C-suite of Home Depot gets paid: 
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Jul 28, 2021 03:51
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if people are shop lifting giant things then it sounds like its either a backroom problem or a walmart problem; aka they pay so low and treat them like poo poo so who gives a gently caress problem.
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Jul 28, 2021 04:10
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It's literally a rounding error's worth of money. Capitalism must REALLY be in the late stage if they're caring about that now.
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Jul 28, 2021 04:12
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Well they've reached the point where they can't squeeze more out of their workers or customers, so they are all grasping at straws as to how to give more profit to shareholders without taking a hit themselves.
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Jul 28, 2021 04:33
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Tuxedo Gin posted:Well they've reached the point where they can't squeeze more out of their workers or customers, so they are all grasping at straws as to how to give more profit to shareholders without taking a hit themselves. "Senior management's job is to pay people. If they can gently caress a thousand people out of a hundred grand each, that's ten million more for them. They have four categories: happy, satisfied, dissatisfied, and disgusted. If they hit happy, they’ve screwed up: They never want you happy. On the other hand, they don’t want you so disgusted you quit. The sweet spot is somewhere between dissatisfied and disgusted." -Lippman, "The Big Short"
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PhazonLink posted:if people are shop lifting giant things then it sounds like its either a backroom problem or a walmart problem; aka they pay so low and treat them like poo poo so who gives a gently caress problem. From listening to dirtbag podcasts Home Depot got a reputation as a good place for shoplifting because they had a very, very generous return policy and it was easy to return shoplifted items for cash or gift cards. And even after they cut that off tools are supposedly still easy to sell at pawn shops or 2nd-hand. Still, yeah it's a rounding error that's just going to annoy their big customers. Imagine the first time somebody loses 2 hours of work running back to Home Depot because the cashier didn't scan the thing right.
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next up, IoT subscription circular saws. What could possibly go wrong?
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Baronash posted:Good luck getting a brand like Milwaukee or Husqvarna to hop on board with this. I cannot think of a faster way to torch your reputation with the people who buy your tools than by introducing the possibility of it failing on a job site. Milwaukee and Ryobi are both labels of TTI, a Hong Kong manufacturer that somehow wins the home depot innovation prize every single year. They are absolutely doing this as a prerequisite for subscription services.
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Jul 28, 2021 05:16
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End stage capitalism is that we don't own a single thing we buy - it is all rental and subscription and our user license can be revoked at any time.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:End stage capitalism is that we don't own a single thing we buy - it is all rental and subscription and our user license can be revoked at any time. Just as Right to Repair is actually gaining traction, too... 
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BiggerBoat posted:I was thinking about this yesterday but aren't almost all of our modern problems a direct result of the industrial revolution and our pursuit of efficiency, speed and easing our burden of labor through technology? I recognize the incredible advances we've made in medicine, transportation and construction but it all comes at the cost of pollution, global warming, privacy concerns, automation eliminating jobs, disinformation and cyber crimes on the web, and things like infrastructure issues to support it all that no one wants to pay for. I’m just getting caught up on the thread so I’m sure this has been addressed but (if you aren’t joking) you’ve basically recited Kaczynski’s Manifesto lol
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Mister Facetious posted:Curious how they plan to implement this in Listen buddy, if I wanted to put thought into this, I wouldn’t be your boss’s boss. I’ve got a charity dinner to get to, why don’t you work it out over the weekend.
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