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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Not to get into semantics but if you are the point where you are pulling off both your drawers and shorts/pants (entire pants) to get washed, youve shat yourself.

Have to agree here. If your pants themselves become shitted, that's just pooping your pants. A shart, imo, stays largely within your buttcheeks with maybe a little spillage onto your Hanes.

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

sounds like bugged farting mechanics to me...

16-bit Butt-Head fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Aug 13, 2021

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Have to agree here. If your pants themselves become shitted, that's just pooping your pants. A shart, imo, stays largely within your buttcheeks with maybe a little spillage onto your Hanes.

this

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Have to agree here. If your pants themselves become shitted, that's just pooping your pants. A shart, imo, stays largely within your buttcheeks with maybe a little spillage onto your Hanes.
:hmmyes:

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Phil could almost certainly play in the NBA.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The classical shart is caught at the last moment between the rear end cheeks and often “sucked back in” so to speak upon the realization.


Regards,
WS

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

The classical shart is caught at the last moment between the rear end cheeks and often “sucked back in” so to speak upon the realization.


Regards,
WS

lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

the sound of the last sips of a slurpee fill the boardroom along with the distinct smell of poo poo

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

trying to jack off posted:

the sound of the last sips of a slurpee fill the boardroom along with the distinct smell of poo poo

Lmao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Wormskull posted:

The classical shart is caught at the last moment between the rear end cheeks and often “sucked back in” so to speak upon the realization.


Regards,
WS


trying to jack off posted:

the sound of the last sips of a slurpee fill the boardroom along with the distinct smell of poo poo

lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Wormskull posted:

The classical shart is caught at the last moment between the rear end cheeks and often “sucked back in” so to speak upon the realization.


Regards,
WS

trying to jack off posted:

the sound of the last sips of a slurpee fill the boardroom along with the distinct smell of poo poo

lmao

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

trying to jack off posted:

the sound of the last sips of a slurpee fill the boardroom along with the distinct smell of poo poo

SOOme TiHmes mahhy sharttsS sucK back

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The shaft dialogue

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lmao

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1426106367572463616 same here

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Phil, after months of avoiding the topic finally admitted to getting a COVID vaccine and commented that one of the side effects was that it made his left foot hurt really bad.

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
probably messed with his acid in his blood (something he inherited) hope the fda is looking into this...

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

American McGay posted:

Phil, after months of avoiding the topic finally admitted to getting a COVID vaccine and commented that one of the side effects was that it made his left foot hurt really bad.

I can't believe Phil would be too humble to announce that he is helping by getting vaccinated. God bless Phil.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

I got the tude now posted:

probably messed with his acid in his blood (something he inherited) hope the fda is looking into this...

is phil one of the aliens from the movie Alien or something?

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Meloncholric posted:

is phil one of the aliens from the movie Alien or something?

Yes. Phil is one of the aliens from the movie Alien . /s

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
He's afflicted with gout thanks to his maternal aunt and it makes it hard for him to eat normal foods and sit for long periods of time.

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Meloncholric posted:

is phil one of the aliens from the movie Alien or something?

:rolleyes:

American McGay posted:

He's afflicted with gout thanks to his maternal aunt and it makes it hard for him to eat normal foods and sit for long periods of time.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Yes. Phil is one of the aliens from the movie Alien . /s

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

American McGay posted:

He's afflicted with gout thanks to his maternal aunt and it makes it hard for him to eat normal foods and sit for long periods of time.

he should eat healthier foods and exercise regularly to combat his gout

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Yes. Phil is one of the aliens from the movie Alien . /s

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Meloncholric posted:

is phil one of the aliens from the movie Alien or something?

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Meloncholric posted:

he should eat healthier foods and exercise regularly to combat his gout

what the gently caress

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Meloncholric posted:

he should eat healthier foods and exercise regularly to combat his gout

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gently caress OFF

e. whew thanks

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Meloncholric posted:

he should eat healthier foods and exercise regularly to combat his gout

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
We don't victim blame here in the Imp Zone dude. Shape up or ship the gently caress out.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The man has a medical condition.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Meloncholric posted:

he should eat healthier foods and exercise regularly to combat his gout

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he's going to struggle with the king's disease all his life and you post this poo poo?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Gout stands for get out bitch gently caress you

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I got the tude now posted:

probably messed with his acid in his blood (something he inherited) hope the fda is looking into this...

Thanks aunt.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Meloncholric posted:

he should eat healthier foods and exercise regularly to combat his gout

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its called kings disease bitch.

Frenz
Jan 14, 2009

American McGay posted:

He's afflicted with gout thanks to his maternal aunt and it makes it hard for him to eat normal foods and sit for long periods of time.

lol

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Meloncholric posted:

he should eat healthier foods and exercise regularly to combat his gout

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gently caress the haters, I'm with you. Phil needs to turn it around.

night slime
May 14, 2014

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

its called kings disease bitch.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

gently caress the haters, I'm with you. Phil needs to turn it around.

Give this guy some old locked-away ADTRW tags and some PYF Politics themed tags.

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

just caught up on all 34 pages laughing like a jackass entire time lol. DSP ftw

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