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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!



This rules…jaccuzi, model trains…:discourse:

Phil Moscowitz fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Aug 10, 2021

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um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I absolutely love the houseboathouse. Wonderfully quirky but not completely impractical.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "unsurpassed"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7575-N-Charles-Ave-Fresno-CA-93711/174952720_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9180-Meadow-Grove-Ln-Cincinnati-OH-45243/34316277_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/72-Washington-St-Newport-RI-02840/2128477908_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/530-Old-East-Rd-Whitefield-NH-03598/95337844_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2249-Reeves-Creek-Rd-Selma-OR-97538/213089667_zpid/ just dig the breakfast nook


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7-9-Duck-Pond-Rd-Westport-CT-06880/2069147230_zpid/ "Options are raising and renovating the current house or building anew"





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/427-Maple-Ave-Hershey-PA-17033/86421788_zpid/ by Marlin Umberger (1959)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21044-Waveview-Dr-Topanga-CA-90290/20550881_zpid/ by Matthew Leizer (1968)



Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

finally removing this clunky, dusty, ugly fan from my bedroom was SO satisfying, it was incredible. Replaced it with a tiny 10" circular, 1/2" thick flush mount.

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MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

actionjackson posted:

finally removing this clunky, dusty, ugly fan from my bedroom was SO satisfying, it was incredible. Replaced it with a tiny 10" circular, 1/2" thick flush mount.



Having 8 ft ceilings throughout my house means that I pulled down every single ceiling fan that was in the house when I bought it. In addition I removed the popcorn texture on the ceiling, skimcoated the ceilings and installed recessed lighting in every room. Prior to that literally the only lighting in the house came from ceiling fans and a fluorescent fixture in the kitchen.

I would sort of like to have a fan or two in the master bedroom and maybe the living room but I've never found a low enough profile option that wouldn't make the ceiling feel lower.

I did find this, but it's pretty darn expensive and I haven't done enough research to see if there's an option stocked at a local store where I could actually get a look at one.

https://exhalefans.com/product/bladeless-ceiling-fan/

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I would like to get rid of my popcorn, but it's painted and the little bits are pretty small so it doesn't look too bad. Having it fixed up would be pretty messy and expensive. I would basically have to evacuate my condo for a while. I have ten foot ceilings so I guess it's not "in my face" as much.

I had considered getting the downrod version of this fan, in aluminum. you might like it

https://modernfan.com/fan/ball-flush-mount/

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Buy one of these for popcorn, painted or bare itll come down. For what you have to pay to get it done it's easily worth it.

WEN 6369 Variable Speed 5 Amp Drywall Sander with 15' Hose https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HRL9XYI/

I love ceiling fans too much to ever give mine up.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

um excuse me posted:

Buy one of these for popcorn, painted or bare itll come down. For what you have to pay to get it done it's easily worth it.

WEN 6369 Variable Speed 5 Amp Drywall Sander with 15' Hose https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HRL9XYI/

I love ceiling fans too much to ever give mine up.

I'll have to look up more info on that. My main concern is how the ceiling will look after that - since popcorn hides defects, this will reveal all of those defects. Presumably, professional popcorn ceiling removal and "ceiling fixing" exists for a reason. The rate I typically see is $3/SF, including patching and painting after the removal.

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Aug 11, 2021

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Well you definitely have to skim the ceiling with some sort of joint compound to smooth it flat again.

HOGARD Premium Taping Knife Pro Tapered Stainless Steel Blade Soft Grip Handle Drywall Knife Made in EU, 24 inch (600 mm) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RBFHY37/

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Y'all a storm knocked out my internet and I don't want to even think about making a photo post on my phone so there will be no Zillow search term today :(

(it's been >6 hours get it the gently caress together comcast)

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I DIYd about 1650 square feet of ceiling, but I had not moved into the house and I also had all the flooring stripped out. So it made a huge mess but it wasn't nearly the headache as if I had been living here.

A power sander with vacuum attachment like the one linked would've helped a lot, because hand sanding sucks. I forget the exact taping knife sizes I used but I think I found the 6" knife to be the easiest to control to remove the popcorn, but mine was fortunately unpainted, so it just required water to remove it. As far as skim coating goes to a "level 5" finish, it's back breaking work, but not rocket science. Water down all purpose joint compound, paint it on with a 9" roller, and then scrape it off with your knife of choice, feathering the edges. Then sand and do it two or three more times. You will probably discover some nail pop or damaged tape that will need to be replaced.

I had covered the floor in plastic sheeting so that after collecting all of the debris and drywall dust, I rolled it up into the sheeting and threw it all away.

You may be able to get away with leaving the ceiling at a level 4, painting on a sealer like Zinnser Gardz and then paint that with three flattest white ceiling paint you can find to hide imperfections. Avoiding lights aimed up at, or across the ceiling will also help hide those imperfections.

Anyway, it is doable but tedious. If you find a good drywall guy that can do it for a reasonable price, pay them.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Youth Decay posted:

Y'all a storm knocked out my internet and I don't want to even think about making a photo post on my phone so there will be no Zillow search term today :(

(it's been >6 hours get it the gently caress together comcast)

I will pray for you

edit: to Satan

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

MetaJew posted:

I DIYd about 1650 square feet of ceiling, but I had not moved into the house and I also had all the flooring stripped out. So it made a huge mess but it wasn't nearly the headache as if I had been living here.

A power sander with vacuum attachment like the one linked would've helped a lot, because hand sanding sucks. I forget the exact taping knife sizes I used but I think I found the 6" knife to be the easiest to control to remove the popcorn, but mine was fortunately unpainted, so it just required water to remove it. As far as skim coating goes to a "level 5" finish, it's back breaking work, but not rocket science. Water down all purpose joint compound, paint it on with a 9" roller, and then scrape it off with your knife of choice, feathering the edges. Then sand and do it two or three more times. You will probably discover some nail pop or damaged tape that will need to be replaced.

I had covered the floor in plastic sheeting so that after collecting all of the debris and drywall dust, I rolled it up into the sheeting and threw it all away.

You may be able to get away with leaving the ceiling at a level 4, painting on a sealer like Zinnser Gardz and then paint that with three flattest white ceiling paint you can find to hide imperfections. Avoiding lights aimed up at, or across the ceiling will also help hide those imperfections.

Anyway, it is doable but tedious. If you find a good drywall guy that can do it for a reasonable price, pay them.

Oh man, yeah that sounds awful, and I'm already moved in of course. I would definitely hire someone, but again the popcorn is painted, and the little bits are pretty small, and the ceiling is higher, so it's not really that noticeable or offensive. Definitely pretty low on my priority list.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin


I don't like the sinks, and I wouldn't want to live with that, but that looks like a public bathroom I would enjoy being in, weight the establishment slightly heavier on my list of places to go because I want to poop there.

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!

Dareon posted:



I don't like the sinks, and I wouldn't want to live with that, but that looks like a public bathroom I would enjoy being in, weight the establishment slightly heavier on my list of places to go because I want to poop there.

Looks like a heated towel rack in the right reflection. I think this is a master bathroom.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


In celebration of Friday 13th enjoy this horror show: https://twitter.com/KaraBTweets/status/1422215053617639424?s=20

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "ancient"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5047-Abino-Hills-Rd-Fort-Erie-ON-L0S-1N0/2069077181_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/108-La-Loma-Plz-Taos-NM-87571/239680211_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1245-High-Falls-Rd-Catskill-NY-12414/30497030_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/243-Carre-Ct-Saint-Louis-MS-39520/77943913_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1st-Hwy-Big-Sur-CA-93920/2077016729_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Hinckley-Hill-Rd-Carmel-ME-04419/85003587_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12-Dwight-Ln-Greenwich-CT-06831/57308567_zpid/ "Taplow", replica Elizabethan manor



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/950-E-Washington-St-Monticello-FL-32344/45289906_zpid/ the Girardeau House (ca. 1890)



HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/p32k0j/undisclosed_home_great_neck_ny/







some redditor posted:

It was built by a former Georgian real estate investor and billionaire by the name of Tamir Sapir. Despite his lack of taste (the rest of the house is the gaudiest thing you have ever seen, but the exteriors and landscaping are actually beautiful), his story is actual quite amazing. He immigrated to the US speaking little English and started off working as a cab driver. He eventually opened up electronic and retail stores and later invested the money he was making in to real estate, amassing a huge portfolio over time.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

jesus gently caress

also wikipedia says the guy actually made millions in the Soviet Union in the 1980s before moving here and doing the real estate investing

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Yeah if they're buying billions in property and were mysteriously wealthy in post-soviet Georgia, they weren't humble immigrants.

No one is that lucky, and buying real estate seems like a common way to launder huge sums of money.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

two new runners

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "PE" as in Prince Edward Island, Canada. An island with a lot of cute houses and surprisingly few McMansions and ugly boxhauses.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27-Sea-Watch-Dr-North-Parish-PE-C0B-1K0/2069143658_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7521-Trans-Canada-Hwy-7517-Vernon-Bridge-PE-C0E-2E0/2069059336_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56-Argyle-Heights-Dr-Hillsboro-Parish-PE-C0A-1C0/2068930708_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/222-Pownal-St-Charlottetown-PE-C1A-3X1/2069548832_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/116-Earnscliffe-Rd-Saint-John%27s-Parish-PE-C0A-2E0/2078590524_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/413-Buffalo-Rd-Charlotte-Parish-PE-C0A-1N0/2069141875_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/81-Charlies-Ln-Georgetown-Royalty-PE-C1A-1G3/2071271107_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/121-N-River-Rd-Charlottetown-PE-C1A-3K7/2069143755_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Sutherland-Lane-Mill-Riv-East-PE-C0B-1B0/2069804334_zpid/ this looks fine



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Sutherland-Lane-Mill-Riv-East-PE-C0B-1B0/2069804334_zpid/ same price, almost same size, slightly more civilized

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Eesh, I at least have paint on the OSB. Like, it doesn't look terrible from a color/texture standpoint, but I would have at the very least tried to get it so the printing on it wasn't visible.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Dareon, when are you gonna post your thread???

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "utilitarian"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/193-Laird-Rd-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/183156671_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1246-Swainwood-Dr-Glenview-IL-60025/3354662_zpid/


gee I wonder if they're bears fans



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/130-South-Rd-Chilmark-MA-02535/56893376_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/120-Bennett-Ave-APT-3M-New-York-NY-10033/79508401_zpid/ cute classic condo in an Art Deco building in Hudson Heights, Manhattan





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2400-N-Lakeview-Ave-APT-1115-Chicago-IL-60614/3727048_zpid/ "NOTHING FEELS UTILITARIAN" well then. This loft seems cheap even with the HOA fee though. Mies van der Rohe building, right across from a park, and that view...

Pink kitchen! there's definitely room for a full-size fridge and dishwasher though

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

If seen that Mies Van Der Rohe building before, and I too was shocked how low the price was. I'm guessing there's something else going on, maybe special assessments. Also condos that old (only a few years after condos came into existence as a legal entity) tend to have a lot of financial issues.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
What is going on here. “Southern Comfort”



E: oh cool

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "beyond compare"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/346-Smith-Rd-Lunenburg-NS-B0J-2H0/2082247280_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/35-S-Meadow-Rd-Clinton-MA-01510/57578685_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5000-Willow-Spring-Dr-Racine-WI-53402/52258827_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4201-Atlantic-Ave-Ocean-City-MD-21842/37740789_zpid/
not creepy

wait this listing is two months old but the photos are from 2015?



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/520-Jackson-Ave-Ocean-Springs-MS-39564/84621688_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1946-Gray-Wolf-Truckee-CA-96161/17708195_zpid/ by Greg Faulkner (2002)




Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Like i can't imagine normal life in a lot of those houses

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

actionjackson posted:

two new runners



:3:

Congrats

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

"I'd like my sofa to match the grout, ideally"

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Magic Hate Ball posted:

"I'd like my sofa to match the grout, ideally"

I object to colorless voids less than some people, but it really tells you something when the grout is the most eye catching feature.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I like the grotto though.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/utadahikaruvevo/status/1426568312536895494?s=21

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Wasabi the J posted:

Like i can't imagine normal life in a lot of those houses

I feel this way about a lot of the uberstaged houses.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "unique antique"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/828-Craigville-Rd-Chester-NY-10918/31802458_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/488-Old-Swede-Rd-Douglassville-PA-19518/123907456_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/48-Brick-House-Rd-Andover-NH-03216/86769572_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/20-22-Fairhaven-Rd-Niantic-CT-06357/2069154983_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Landfall-Cir-East-Hampton-NY-11937/32654986_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1164-Collins-Rd-Brattleboro-VT-05301/92045444_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1234-Lackey-Ln-Covesville-VA-22931/2069924381_zpid/ "Offered unapologetically 'as-is'"


Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Continuing that theme, here's a post from the tweets thread
https://twitter.com/thebestofzillow/status/1427424029263097871

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


hell yeah

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


i can't put my finger exactly on why but this looks terrible

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