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Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Fix posted:

It's got covid.

but the chicken's ok right

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:20

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# ? May 24, 2024 00:40

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

I'm going to be honest with everyone here. Things are not great

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:21

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

silicone thrills posted:

IT MADE A SMILY FACE

Biden at the hurricane briefing

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:21

Nodelphi: Jan 30, 2004; We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.; Ham Wrangler

inferis posted:

what�s the Waffle House situation in Louisiana

Gas stations already selling out of gas and stores are about 50% sold out of foodstuffs.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:21

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

silicone thrills posted:

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:22

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

skewetoo posted:

I'm going to be honest with everyone here. Things are not great

https://i.imgur.com/Mq4jA6Q.mp4

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:22

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

papersack posted:

Pretty sure it made landfall as a Cat3. So if this hits at Cat4, lol

I've got loads of photos of when Laura hit Lake Charles, but just imagine every large tree in your neighborhood totally destroyed

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:22

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Durf posted:

Biden at the hurricane briefing

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:23

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Steve Yun posted:

in order to get more teens vaccinated, get a free comic with your shots:

sounds kinda dorky

So, soft confirmation that we're looking at 5 years before things improve then

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:24

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Durf posted:

Biden at the hurricane briefing

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:24

spiritual bypass: Feb 19, 2008; Grimey Drawer

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1431234322699333637?s=20

lmoa ever heard of automobiles???

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:24

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

time to get high and drunk

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:24

Random Asshole: Nov 8, 2010

skewetoo posted:

I'm going to be honest with everyone here. Things are not great

Wow, doomer much? Biden has all of our various crises, such as Afghanistan and gun violence, totally handled! Go outside and touch grass, look at everyone�s beautiful smiles!

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:24

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pool's closed

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski/status/1431407628438093824

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:25

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

McNugget Buddy posted:

Pool's closed

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski/status/1431407628438093824

lol @ no candles

fuckin enforce it when the building is gone bitch

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:28

Uglycat: Dec 4, 2000; MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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SchrodingersCat posted:

Edit: This is a work in progress.

The Western world, it is implodin'
COVID's flowin', Ida's growin,
Climate change will kill, Al Gore is gloating
You'll never take the vax, but what's that paste you're totin'?
And even Lake Pontchartrain has bodies floatin'
But you tell me over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Don't you understand what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fear that I'm feeling today?
When my lungs turn to cheese, there's no tissue to save
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave
Take a look around you boy, it's bound to scare you, boy
But you tell me over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Yeah, my blood's so thick, feels like coagulatin'
I'm sittin' here, just ventilating
They can't face the truth, the world's a simulation
Handful of Senators won't pass legislation
And COVID alone brings extermination
When NOLA's levees are disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Think of all the COVID there ain't in Red China
Then take a look around, to Selma, Alabama
Bezos may leave here, for four hours in space
But when he returns it's the same old place
The coughing and the dread, the mask on your face
You can count up your dead, but don't leave a trace
Hate your next door neighbor but don't forget to say grace
And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:28

Exodus1984: Feb 18, 2005; Eastern Europe Episode IV: A New Hope. I love President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. I understand and appreciate the precarious position the Ukrainians are navigating. I wish I could set up a 401(UA) fund from my paycheck to directly contribute my earnings to Ukraine's success.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Why did she feel the need to explain the mask?

It would tough for a little kid to sit at a computer all day wondering if any of their classmates are looking at them.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:28

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

DoombatINC posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Mq4jA6Q.mp4

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:29

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Exodus1984 posted:

It would tough for a little kid to sit at a computer all day wondering if any of their classmates are looking at them.

I just assumed that kid wanted to look like Spiderman.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:30

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SchrodingersCat posted:

Edit: This is a work in progress.

The Western world, it is implodin'
COVID's flowin', Ida's growin,
Climate change will kill, Al Gore is gloatin'
You'll never take the vax, but what's that paste you're totin'?
And even Lake Pontchartrain has bodies floatin'
But you tell me over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Don't you understand what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fear that I'm feeling today?
When my lungs turn to cheese, there's no tissue to save
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave
Take a look around you boy, it's bound to scare you, boy
But you tell me over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Yeah, my blood's so thick, feels like coagulatin'
I'm sittin' here, just ventilatin'
They can't face the truth, the world's a simulation
Handful of Senators won't pass legislation
And COVID alone brings extermination
When NOLA's levees are disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Think of all the COVID there ain't in Red China
Then take a look around, to Selma, Alabama
Bezos may leave here, for four hours in space
But when he returns it's the same old place
The coughing and the dread, the mask on your face
You can count up your dead, but don't leave a trace
Hate your next door neighbor but don't forget to say grace
And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

This is good

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:30

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

DoombatINC posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Mq4jA6Q.mp4

Reaching a kind of catharsis just watching this on loop

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:30

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

McNugget Buddy posted:

Pool's closed

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski/status/1431407628438093824

[COVID-19] Attn: Courtyard Guest

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:31

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1431399408571195393

dear penthouse,

*ventilator noises*

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:31

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

DoombatINC posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Mq4jA6Q.mp4

why is the guy getting shot a laugh track moment

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:32

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

lighting every candle in the parish and demanding people worship me as LORD OF THE ELEMENTS

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:33

SchrodingersCat: Aug 23, 2011

McNugget Buddy posted:

This is good

Barry Maguire was a goddamned genius before he turned into a born again fundie.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:33

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1431370344342904839

The writers are outdoing themselves

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:34

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1431234322699333637?s=20

hahahahaha

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:36

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

roni him
and roni me
im the tiny virus that you cannot see
you got no more branches on your family tree
cuz
im endemic theres no getting rid of me
im endemic theres no getting rid of meeeeeee

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:37

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

McNugget Buddy posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1431370344342904839

The writers are outdoing themselves

he�s been imprisoned for 50+ years, is old as hell and may have either been framed or set up

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:37

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Chamale posted:

In March 2020 people making accurate predictions got probations for doomerism in D&D

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:38

Casey Finnigan: Apr 30, 2009; Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

McNugget Buddy posted:

Pool's closed

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski/status/1431407628438093824

how in the absolute gently caress is terrebonne parish under mandatory evacuation when NOLA is right loving next to them and they won't evacuate. WHY

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:38

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

McNugget Buddy posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1431370344342904839

The writers are outdoing themselves

after a decades-long debate on what constitutes "perfect timing" a bipartisan solution has been reached

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:38

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

tweet deleted lol

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:39

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:39

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Der Meister posted:

he’s been imprisoned for 50+ years, is old as hell and may have either been framed or set up

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:40

Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

Der Meister posted:

time to get high and drunk

your body is a temple/wonderland

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:40

Isentropy: Dec 12, 2010

I've seen you in Canadathread/figure you live in the dumbest province. We're finally getting a vax passport in Ontario, didn't you hear? Except...

https://twitter.com/l_stone/status/1431365851937189894?s=19

Although personally based on this thread I think it's gonna be a fully academic matter as to what businesses do by, say, Thanksgiving

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:40

Substandard: Oct 16, 2007; 3rd street for life

Thoguh posted:

Anyone who has ever tried to do something has at some point had something not work out immediately and at that point was driven out. We are ruled by the people who have never tried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwVNuyfhF0Q

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:41

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# ? May 24, 2024 00:40

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Mr. Pizza posted:

your body is a temple/wonderland

your body is a roguelike

# ? Aug 28, 2021 01:42

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