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Pillowpants posted:My wife is taking our oldest to a friends family birthday today because they went to one of those dirty rear end trampoline parks and I said they couldn’t go. high levels of 'loving around' detected in this post. Godspeed poster e: quoted the wrong fkin post Solarin fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Aug 29, 2021 |
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please pipe down while i'm eating out this young guy
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Aug 29, 2021 12:35
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that's how covid spreads!
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Aug 29, 2021 12:37
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Anyone got any lockdown birthday ideas for the wife? This is her second lockdown birthday, also celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary in lockdown.  I have no idea what to do.
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Aug 29, 2021 12:40
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my shot was pfizer so all i got was a free sample of ubik
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Aug 29, 2021 12:41
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Anyone got any lockdown birthday ideas for the wife? This is her second lockdown birthday, also celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary in lockdown. well for my last lockdown birthday i got some emails that said "happy birthday". you could get that for your wife
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Aug 29, 2021 12:42
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i've had two lockdown birthdays and they've been the best of my adult life. went for a long walk, played some videogames, ordered a fancy meal delivered. i realise this is highly personality-dependant.
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Aug 29, 2021 12:43
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Anyone got any lockdown birthday ideas for the wife? This is her second lockdown birthday, also celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary in lockdown. No specific ideas but give yourself plenty of time to order online and get stuff delivered, because everyone is getting stuff delivered it’s pushing times out to weeks rather than days. How are you at cooking and baking? making stuff always goes down well and homemade birthday cakes and treats are always nice
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Aug 29, 2021 12:45
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this is the complete belief system for all these snake oil cures.
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Aug 29, 2021 12:45
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Ivermectin cake
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Anyone got any lockdown birthday ideas for the wife? This is her second lockdown birthday, also celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary in lockdown. get her a nice gift but have it delivered or buy her a nice gift, but buy it while wearing your respirator order a nice meal, and eat it at home my wife and I have done two birthdays now under lockdown and we're heading into our second anniversary under lockdown near the year's end - it sucks but you can try to work around it
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Aug 29, 2021 12:51
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https://i.imgur.com/mwfth7F.mp4
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Anyone got any lockdown birthday ideas for the wife? This is her second lockdown birthday, also celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary in lockdown. do you cook? bake? make something nice. pretend it is a date night and this is the first time your gf is seeing your place
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Aug 29, 2021 12:52
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I made my wife this tres leches cake for her birthday and she loved it, it was also pretty easy if you're not the baking type. https://www.seriouseats.com/tres-leches-cake-recipe
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Aug 29, 2021 12:53
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Helith posted:No specific ideas but give yourself plenty of time to order online and get stuff delivered, because everyone is getting stuff delivered it’s pushing times out to weeks rather than days. I cook all the time (above average at best) and am terrible at baking so that probably won't work. She hinted she wanted some ridiculously expensive bag but I don't know what one other than the brand. That's all I got. A gift card for that brand doesn't seem personal enough. And yeah I work for an online retailer so very familiar with postal issues.
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Aug 29, 2021 12:59
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quote:Twelve-month systemic consequences of COVID-19 in patients discharged from hospital: a prospective cohort study in Wuhan, China | Clinical Infectious Diseases | Oxford Academic]A total of 594 COVID-19 survivors discharged from Tongji Hospital in Wuhan from February 10 to April 30, 2020 were included and followed up until May 17, 2021. Laboratory and radiological findings, pulmonary function tests, electrocardiogram, symptoms and signs were analyzed. 257 (51.2%) patients had at least one symptom at 3 months post-discharge, which decreased to 169 (40.0%) and 138 (28.4%) at 6-month and 12-month visit respectively. During follow-up period, insomnia, chest tightness, and fatigue were the most prevalent symptoms. Most laboratory parameters returned to normal, whereas increased incidence of abnormal liver and renal function and cardiovascular injury was evidenced after discharge. Fibrous stripes (213; 42.4%), pleural thickening and adhesions (188; 37.5%) and enlarged lymph nodes (120; 23.9%) were the most common radiographical findings at 3 months post-discharge. The abnormalities of pulmonary function included obstructive, restrictive, and mixed, which were 5.5%, 4.0%, 0.9% at 6 months post, and 1.9%, 4.7%, 0.2% at 12 months. Electrocardiogram abnormalities occurred in 256 (51.0%) patients at 3 months post-discharge, including arrhythmia, ST-T change and conduction block, which increased to 258 (61.1%) cases at 6-month visit and were maintained at high frequency (242;49.8%) at 12-month visit.
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gradenko_2000 posted:or buy her a nice gift, but buy it while wearing your respirator Retail's been closed across the city for like a month so it's delivery only.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:01
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:She hinted she wanted some ridiculously expensive bag but I don't know what one other than the brand. assuming you're not at a point where you can just ask, enlist a mutual friend to chat her up and get them to find out
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Aug 29, 2021 13:04
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Four major hospitals across Manila just issued notices that they're not accepting any more patients as their COVID wards are completely full and one of them said that their oxygen supply is at critical levels poo poo is still escalating from real bad to worse
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Aug 29, 2021 13:07
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:I cook all the time (above average at best) and am terrible at baking so that probably won't work. She hinted she wanted some ridiculously expensive bag but I don't know what one other than the brand. That's all I got. A gift card for that brand doesn't seem personal enough. If you want to get her the bag just ask her which one it is so you get the right one. Me and my husband give each other links online of stuff we like so we’re at least getting the right thing lol. I’m not really a baker but I can make one really nice cake made from almond meal, olive oil and mandarins so if you want the recipe I can pass that on to you as it’s pretty easy and never done me wrong and is tasty as. There’s loads of great restaurants in Melbourne so look into getting a special meal delivered unless you want to cook yourself.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:08
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Atrocious Joe posted:it's extremely funny that pharma companies have been saying for months that they plan to profit from "endemic" COVID Pfizer vax being so much worse than Moderna vax but only the Pfizer vax being cleared by the FDA is some bullshit.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:09
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Moderna booster hitting a bit harder than my #2, I have a fever and my arm pit lymph nodes are already swollen and sore.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:10
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That's a lovely horse.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:12
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Helith posted:If you want to get her the bag just ask her which one it is so you get the right one. Me and my husband give each other links online of stuff we like so we’re at least getting the right thing lol. She's the "it's not romantic if you can't read my mind" type unfortunately, but I may have to out of desperation. gradenko_2000 posted:assuming you're not at a point where you can just ask, enlist a mutual friend to chat her up and get them to find out Asking her friend may work... I think they were talking about it.
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Truniht posted:knowing how his brain works he would’ve thought horse paste was actually horse paste and would’ve had all the antivaxxers here in Colorado and Wyoming shooting down herds for supply surplus Pence would've immediately Article 25'd him.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:19
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Anyone got any lockdown birthday ideas for the wife? This is her second lockdown birthday, also celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary in lockdown. Go to the ocean and throw yourself in. Or recreate the experience with a bucket of salt water.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:23
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well the binax antigen test was negative so I am currently not shedding viral nucleus or whatever.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:25
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gradenko_2000 posted:Four major hospitals across Manila just issued notices that they're not accepting any more patients as their COVID wards are completely full I thought that PH had one of the strictest lockdowns in the world, but I also thought that "if people aren't being paid to stay home then there's probably just a black market economy people don't know about now" Apparently there was some fund for paying people to stay home but some guy is pointing out a lot of it got stolen
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https://twitter.com/tandigi/status/1431836970745937924?s=19Relevant Tangent posted:Go to the ocean and throw yourself in. Or recreate the experience with a bucket of salt water. Good thing the ocean is within my 5km radius or that would be illegal.
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Aug 29, 2021 13:28
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Lmao this is the most india thing ever
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Sounds bad! https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1431954795246624769?s=21
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Aug 29, 2021 13:34
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yesterday they said 48 hours! they can’t keep their story straight.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:She's the "it's not romantic if you can't read my mind" type unfortunately, but I may have to out of desperation. hmm not quite spreadsheet material, but maybe i'll add you to the spreadsheetwaitinglist.txt notepad file instead.
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Isentropy posted:I thought that PH had one of the strictest lockdowns in the world, but I also thought that "if people aren't being paid to stay home then there's probably just a black market economy people don't know about now" it's one of those things where we're under a kind of lockdown, but there's so many holes in it that community spread is still happening anyway https://www.rappler.com/newsbreak/iq/list-industries-open-during-enhanced-community-quarantine-august-2021 https://www.rappler.com/business/workplaces-philippines-covid-19-hotbed-economy-rushes-open-2021 like, call centers have never stopped working in-office the entire time of this pandemic, and they're one of the biggest drivers of infection the problem is that the international media has no interest in making any kind of useful distinction, so it's just "the Philippines has been under the longest lockdown in the world" without really interrogating what the specific rules of the lockdown are
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Stereotype posted:yesterday they said 48 hours! they can’t keep their story straight. You still have air outside, wanting oxygen tanks is just making people spoiled 🙄
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Aug 29, 2021 13:37
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Tzen posted:lol yeah teachers walk around the room
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Anyone got any lockdown birthday ideas for the wife? This is her second lockdown birthday, also celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary in lockdown. Order a nice dinner and put on her favorite movie. Get one of those gigantic cupcakes and stick a candle on it. Use frosting to write "Happy Birthday, gently caress Covid!" on the cupcake.
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