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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Why is D&D brigadier this thread to defend Madjackal? Mods can we start getting some ramp probes or forum bans on these assholes?

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Froghammer posted:

You're posting on SomethingAwful in TYOOL 2021

Goons shouldn't point fingers at people clinging to antiquated means of internet communication

how do I like and subscribe to this post

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


He's more fired up about this than he's ever been about the virus that's killed 11,000 people in the state.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sonatinas posted:

it’s unfortunate how many places just straight up just put their official operations in Facebook. in order to be engaged at my kids school I have to be on 3 different Facebook pages one is official. I only login on the web to go straight to the groups and log out

lmao at a meeting with the management crew they were talking about how bad our staffing is and all they could say was "sigh, i guess we'll put more ads on facebook."

this is a company that made 28 billion dollars in 2020

lil poopendorfer posted:


The insecurity is just pathetic though. Posting your professional certs to win an online argument is so cringey, who TF cares about proving anything to anyone of you wretched goons

i keep all my medical certifications in the same drawer as like my crossfit certifications, but i went to a scam for private college that has thrown me into crippling debt ill never repay lol. lmao

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

McCracAttack posted:

He's more fired up about this than he's ever been about the virus that's killed 11,000 people in the state.

At least he's getting roasted on Twitter.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

Here's my doctorin' credentials



cast iron garlic roaster :eyepop:

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

At least he's getting roasted on Twitter.

That'll show the intern who runs it for them.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
were the hinge honeys even real

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Exodus1984 posted:

making GBS threads on a family medicine doctor for not being enough of a specialist is a very lib thing to do, imo.

who's making GBS threads on them? PCPs are the most important part of the healthcare system

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
what the hell is a crossfit certification

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fits my needs posted:

what the hell is a crossfit certification

a thousand dollar certificate that you have to get to coach crossfit

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Zeroisanumber posted:

99% of my fb feed is cute animals, leftist organizing, and kitten rescue stuff, the rest is my dad posting pics from his fishing trips.

Yeah, I just use either unfriend or unfollow anyone posting conservative poo poo or MLM stuff and my Facebook is fine. Mostly just extended family and people I went to college with posting thier kids, pets, and vacations.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

fits my needs posted:

what the hell is a crossfit certification

... a massive medical bill?

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Steve Yun posted:

were the hinge honeys even real

hahahaha how deep is this rabbit hole??

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Greg Legg posted:

Madjackal thinks he's the main character in the pandemic and he gets really mad when people tell him otherwise. It's funny.

this is a good way to describe him (a sociopath)

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

FizFashizzle posted:

a thousand dollar certificate that you have to get to coach crossfit

I'm against forgiving student loans now

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Often Abbreviated posted:

people weren't respecting MadJackal's doctor cred enough so he blew up at them and posted some lovely doctor certs taped to his fridge. he's taken a day's probe for losing his poo poo.

absolutely losing your poo poo over people not respecting and deferring to you hard enough is 110% doctor behaviour, as is being a massive dumbshit, so for what it's worth I believe the guy

I bet he has "Dr." on his credit cards.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oh no! PFC has been hit! Is there a doctor in the thread??

mystes
May 31, 2006

ArmZ posted:

this is a good way to describe him (a sociopath)
Now we have a psychiatrist in the thread.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I wonder if jackal hit his report limit last night

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

a thousand dollar certificate that you have to get to coach crossfit

lol what a scam

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
PFC more like PFT

Probed For Truth

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

McNugget Buddy posted:

He stole it from here and changed the font on "year completed":

https://img0cf.b8cdn.com/images/course/38/63944238_1580741725.pdf

lmfao

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Greg Legg posted:

Madjackal thinks he's the main character in the pandemic and he gets really mad when people tell him otherwise. It's funny.

I’m glad. Dumbass literally called people who believe Tara Reade conspiracy theorists akin to QAnon, he has no credentials and deserves no respect. And he’ll get none, ever

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
hey everybody I just wanted to let this thread know I am also a Doctor. I paid $30 for my doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, which makes me infinitely smarter than anyone who paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for a similar piece of paper. I am available to answer any and all doctor related questions.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I can't believe the guy who is verifiably terrible at medicine wasn't actually a doctor this whole time

mystes
May 31, 2006

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

hey everybody I just wanted to let this thread know I am also a Doctor. I paid $30 for my doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, which makes me infinitely smarter than anyone who paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for a similar piece of paper. I am available to answer any and all doctor related questions.
Please post a picture of your crossfit board certification

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

McNugget Buddy posted:

He stole it from here and changed the font on "year completed":

https://img0cf.b8cdn.com/images/course/38/63944238_1580741725.pdf

lmao wow

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I am a doctor for real

Doomtalker
Dec 10, 2019
Quack png

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
So many posts overnight what the gently caress

mastershakeman fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Sep 10, 2021

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

sounds like that fucker should be banned for pretending to be a doctor while spouting advice that probably got people killed

if there's any justice that will happen

Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

Any good meltdowns on twitter or just the something awful forums?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







guys i will prove to anyone here that i am in the medical profession by refilling your valtrex

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Thread title

Doomtalker
Dec 10, 2019

gradenko_2000 posted:

PFC more like PFT

Probed For Truth

Probed For Content

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Walks through the thread's smouldering ruins of the madjackal saga. Looks around surveying the destruction.

Great lols were had here.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

free pfc

Novasol
Jul 27, 2006


I see we're posting our doctoring credentials. Here's mine:



Posting from my UFO right now

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

ArmZ posted:

free pfc

Free him and elevate him

he broke MadJackal so hard he faked medical credentials
that's like a felony I'm pretty sure

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