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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

AppleNippleBOB posted:


HOOTIN'



AND



HOLLLLLERRRIIINNNNN'



Way to go, TN.

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

RC Cola posted:

As a doctor I don't actually have a degree btw

Ahh a chiropractor, welcome fellow doctor!

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Can someone summarize the last 2000 posts, this thread moves way too fast

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

fauci....good?

wait that can't be right

no

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Can someone summarize the last 2000 posts, this thread moves way too fast

mad jackal is not a doctor

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:


"The Wise Man knows when to keep silent."

David Lynch did, indeed, predict the pandemic will make us more spiritual

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!
I have an MS in nutrition and you all have a disturbingly large amount of booze in/on your fridge

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

how the gently caress are there a thousand posts in 3 hours, did abbot announce texas is seceding or did madjackal just wander back in and start posting in earnest again

e: oh my god lmfao

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

😡 covid

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

empty whippet box posted:

mad jackal is not a doctor

lmao of loving course

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

empty whippet box posted:

mad jackal is not a doctor

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Nocturtle posted:

It also bears repeating that this current wave is happening at the peak of summer. This isn't an original observation but it's so easy to get used to what's in fact a terrible situation. Doesn't suggest great things ahead.

The whole thing is being normalized because the alternative is admitting that NPIs are actually the most effective strategy for dealing with an active pandemic.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I know all the Chuds at work are in panic over the possibility of a company vaccine mandate....

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

tenderjerk posted:

I have an MS in nutrition and you all have a disturbingly large amount of booze in/on your fridge

“Nutrition” is another lie from Big Government. I’m perfectly healthy and all I eat is Mountain Dew and horse paste.

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

i am harry posted:

holy poo poo are we really going to have 9/11 worth of covid deaths on 9/fucking11? ;lmoa

how about a 9/11s worth of posts on 9/11

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Paradoxish posted:

The whole thing is being normalized because the alternative is admitting that NPIs are actually the most effective strategy for dealing with an active pandemic.

remember when a bunch of naggers told everyone that wearing a mask would make you take less precautions and expose yourself to the virus and help it spread

turns out that was true but for the vaccines

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
DR jill biden

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1436335775344386074?s=20

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004

empty whippet box posted:

mad jackal is not a doctor

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
What if we are all madjackel? Makes you think

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Iron Crowned posted:

Here's my doctorin' credentials



gently caress i wish i had awesome credentials like yours :sigh:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

if she doesn't have a fridge full of credentials magnetized on there i dont wanna hear it

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Here are my diplomas.




Edit: actual things hanging in the bedrooms of my brother in law and step brother in law.

BAE OF PIGS fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Sep 10, 2021

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Here are my diplomas.




fake

not on a fridge and magnetized...just framed ew

stop joking, this is serious

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Here are my diplomas.




Still working on mine (second year) :eng99:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

DOCTOR Jill Bideem

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Here are my diplomas.




That second one is clearly photoshopped!

Teenage Riot
May 25, 2010

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Here are my diplomas.



Do you get this one after completing The Gay Tour

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Iron Crowned posted:

That second one is clearly photoshopped!

It was hanging on the wall of my now brother in law's bedroom the first time I met the family

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Teenage Riot posted:

Do you get this one after completing The Gay Tour

I will never forget my homecoming on that gay rear end day of April first, 1997.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

BAE OF PIGS posted:

It was hanging on the wall of my now brother in law's bedroom the first time I met the family

It's not even yours! That's stolen valor!

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

David Lynch did, indeed, predict the pandemic will make us more spiritual

The Black Death greatly damaged or destroyed the faith people had in institutions like the monarchy/nobility and in the Church, arguably helping set the stage for the Reformation, but while people's faith in the Church struggled, their faith in God if anything was only heightened.
Thing is, I don't know if we'll necessarily see any new religious movements emerging from all of this because most Americans are fairly secular when you get down to it, and those that aren't have likely already moved to new age religious movements from the last few years like the GOP or QAnon.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Iron Crowned posted:

It's not even yours! That's stolen valor!

Looks like my integrity award should be revoked.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


still loving lolling at what happened last night

saga of madjackal is a 2004 era GBS classic. bigpeeler vibes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
my book it! pizza hut gold medal still dangles in glorious valor as it drapes a door knob

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


just had a student leave my classroom with a fever and trouble breathing

this is fine

durrneez
Feb 20, 2013

I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?
can someone make a new tidus laughing gif but it’s pages 908-925 or whatever scrolling in the background?

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

hey everybody I just wanted to let this thread know I am also a Doctor. I paid $30 for my doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, which makes me infinitely smarter than anyone who paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for a similar piece of paper. I am available to answer any and all doctor related questions.

If you send in your fee to the Church of the SubGenius, not only do you get ordained (legitimately through the Universal Life Church folks) you get an official "Doktorate of the Forbidden Sciences" as well. (As well as a ticket on the Escape Saucers, it's going to be July 5th, 1998 any year now.)

Shitpostradomus
Sep 19, 2020

by sebmojo
chud HR popped into my office.
asked what i thought about the mandate and asked if i knew about how to get a religious exemption in this state.
i said i did and cracked some stupid grandpa joe joke.
then she asked if i wanted one. she had already filled it out and it was notarized. bad forgery of my signature, it's not nearly that legible.

overlooking the monumental issues in every sentence above, i think it's safe to say i've successfully embedded in chudland.

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

Gio posted:

just had a student leave my classroom with a fever and trouble breathing

this is fine

sick kids don’t go to class it’s the rule so you just be mistaken

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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Here's my credentials you vultures

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