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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

etalian posted:

Which knockoff Trump-like politician will win the next presidency after Sleepy Joe croaks?

I'm still hoping we get The Rock.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

super sweet best pal posted:

I'm still hoping we get The Rock.

I would love to see him give Biden The People's Elbow during a debate

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Also isn't that the premise of Young Rock?

CaptainACAB
Sep 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of Langley

super sweet best pal posted:

I'm still hoping we get The Rock.

I think he's a democrat though.

Although Trump was too so who the gently caress even knows

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Iron Crowned posted:

I would love to see him give Biden The People's Elbow during a debate

he should plug his tequila to drive up campaign funds

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



super sweet best pal posted:

I'm still hoping we get The Rock.

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

Thoguh posted:

If only someone had the power to, oh, I dunno, mandate this.

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1437855541498372102?s=19

If only.

asking nicely on twitter does seem way easier

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Lastgirl posted:

all biden's gonna do is put more flags out

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1437877729282637834

america united

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I've been trying to find the words for 5 minutes. I can't.

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gently caress

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

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I've been trying to find the words for 5 minutes. I can't.

....

gently caress

i hear you

we care a lot

you are seen

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





:snoo:

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

A Mr. Rock presidency would pretty well cement Mike Judge as clairvoyant and confirm what we knew all along, that Idiocracy is a documentary from the future.

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Here's the next big thing - hospitals saying prior natural infection in their employees is equivalent to vaccination:

https://www.mcall.com/coronavirus/m...rjyi-story.html

quote:

St. Luke’s University Health Network and Lehigh Valley Health Network are allowing employees who already had COVID-19 to defer getting the COVID-19 vaccine due to the natural immunity they have against the virus.

St. Luke’s and LVHN announced Aug. 9 that they were implementing a vaccine mandate for all employees, as well as everyone who conducts business in those health care organizations. Under St. Luke’s and LVHN’s new policies, individuals who were infected with COVID-19 and recovered can defer their shots for up to 12 months from the date tested positive.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
should've been 650,000 pink flamingos

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Lastgirl posted:

i hear you

we care a lot

you are seen

I feel a 24 hour glowing rectangle break would be very good this weekend.

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

Zeriel posted:

A Mr. Rock presidency would pretty well cement Mike Judge as clairvoyant and confirm what we knew all along, that Idiocracy is a documentary from the future.

that would be way cooler than president desantis or w/e

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Zeriel posted:

A Mr. Rock presidency would pretty well cement Mike Judge as clairvoyant and confirm what we knew all along, that Idiocracy is a documentary from the future.

Idiocracy is way to optimistic because it’s not well meaning but dumb people in America but mean spirited vile hateful humans. The Purge is a far more likely outcome where our fellow country men look forward for someone in power to give them the go ahead to start killing each other

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

Honestly, Terry Crews would be a great prez lmao

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Zeriel posted:

A Mr. Rock presidency would pretty well cement Mike Judge as clairvoyant and confirm what we knew all along, that Idiocracy is a documentary from the future.

It was always Soylent Green

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

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I've been trying to find the words for 5 minutes. I can't.

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gently caress

Tax the rich :)

CaptainACAB
Sep 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of Langley

Ice Phisherman posted:

The dems are a waste but the future is a huge question mark.

You can predict some things happening but the general shape of the future is a shrug.

Nah if America has shown us anything it's that the stupidest possible outcome is always the one that will happen.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
Fuckin' covid, man.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1437924477728350218?s=20

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

CaptainACAB posted:

Nah if America has shown us anything it's that the stupidest possible outcome is always the one that will happen.

That's the real lesson from 2020.

Going from COV19 will never become endemic, to people shoving horse paste up their rear end two years later.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

RC Cola posted:

Tax the rich :)

Eat the rich, Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew

OK baizuo
Mar 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:shuckyes:

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

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I've been trying to find the words for 5 minutes. I can't.

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gently caress

do not post

do not post

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007




:hmmyes:

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat


California’s gubernatorial recall vote is today

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

CaptainACAB posted:


In any event, the scenario is Trump with Kristi Noem as his VP, then Trump's fat rear end croaks you get president Noem with a huge majority and trust me you're going to love it. She's uniquely ghoulish. Actually to the right of Trump on virtually all issues.

Finally, a President I can easily masturbate to. It's just been so difficult with Trump and Biden.

cgeq
Jun 5, 2004
On the Nth day of COVID Biden gave to meeeee:
500 candles
650,000 white flags
2000 tons of ash
15 million vaccines in the trash
Oooooone Pfizer boosterrrrrrr

Total loss of smell
One bum heart
Constant COVID farts
And a $600 IOU

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

I have to take a CPR class by December. Does anyone have recommendations or experience with this since COVID? The last thing I want to do is be around other people putting my mouth on dummies (saving that for Applebees). I know you can do the coursework online but not sure if there's an org doing the rest of classes in a park or something.

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Iron Crowned posted:

Upgrade to a full face respirator, and you won't have to worry about it

I would if they weren't so much more expensive.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Salt Fish posted:

I have no idea what to do or how to stay safe lol

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


Koirhor posted:

utterly ridiculous

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007




AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



I meant to post this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDWP28-E4w

Rubby
Aug 31, 2002

<3 Louby

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Yeah, figure as much. Sadly don't have a pair and the old pair I have didn't fit that great even to begin with - just an old pair of swimming goggles I ordered cheap from Amazon when the plague began - and don't fit at all with my respo.

I'm just a big honking idiot shouting on the internet but I would probably say in most cases a face shield is probably overkill, esp if you're already rocking a respirator, unless you are spending considerable amount of time indoors; I don't think it is something to stress out about too much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Rubby
Aug 31, 2002

<3 Louby

Steve Yun posted:



California’s gubernatorial recall vote is today

:getin:

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Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
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