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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

gradenko_2000 posted:

I just remembered when there was another Schnorkles account that was schnorkies

That's poll plane variant who I'm mostly sure is Shovelbum.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'm just a lowly cyber skull

call_of_qthulhu
Nov 21, 2003


Fun Shoe

Thoguh posted:

Glad to know that as a US citizen my governor can just decide to openly try and murder me with not so much as a strongly worded letter in response.

abbott is the same way. I was super happy to see him warm & happy during the ice storm earlier this year, blaming wind mills for the blackout and later smiling about taking my bodily autonomy, then later smiling about how well his COVID went

I would have accepted the bare minimum, like a postcard that just said "lol gently caress you"

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

actionjackson posted:

just curious what can they actually do that wouldn't be struck down by the SC

An inability to legally respond to a state's governor fully embracing death cult may in fact be a sign of a federal government that's incompetent and useless.

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Casey Finnigan posted:

it's just contrarianism. the big bad people want us to quarantine? want us to get vaccinated? nope. if the big bad people want us to do that, then of course we won't do that.

I believe that for most of them, yeah, but like DeSantis has to realize this is just killing his voters and his supporters and for nothing. Like I don't think he's an idealogue like MTG or whatnot, I thought he was just one of your typical Trump-style nihilists larping a fascist to win votes from real fascists. I admit I don't know too much about him - is he in fact a true believer?

Serf
May 5, 2011


Thoguh posted:

That's poll plane variant who I'm mostly sure is Shovelbum.

whatever happened to shovelbum? i remember they had constant tirades against working from home

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


Thoguh posted:

Glad to know that as a US citizen my governor can just decide to openly try and murder me with not so much as a strongly worded letter in response.

Reminder that chuds are flocking to Florida because of the lack of restrictions, so a good chunk of these people are willingly running full tilt into a buzzsaw. They want to die.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Covid gets worse and people stay at home. Because people are staying home covid gets better. The clickbait 24hr news reports this, so people go out again, so covid gets worse

This cycle continues until we can mutate a variant that puts an end to this excuse for a civilization.

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

while our ultra-rural hospital system hasn't overflowed with covid patients at any point to date, they are completely unequipped to deal with any sort of significant trauma or major medical issues in-house across any of the three hospitals in a 50 mile radius. generally speaking for anything acute the #1 tool in their toolbox is a transfer to a higher level facility.

talked to a er doc friend yesterday, and they no longer have the ability to transfer patients because the receiving hospitals don't have space. lol

call_of_qthulhu
Nov 21, 2003


Fun Shoe

Lacrosse posted:

Reminder that chuds are flocking to Florida because of the lack of restrictions, so a good chunk of these people are willingly running full tilt into a buzzsaw. They want to die.

They're flocking to Texas too. I haven't ever seen this many out of state plates that weren't from Louisiana after a hurricane.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



RedneckwithGuns posted:

Still nothing, because "Well my daughter is a nurse in a big city near here and she says they haven't treated a single unvaccinated person for COVID at her hospital, it's all vaccinated people".

I'm stupidly imagining (because it doesn't matter and lol at the slim percentage chance it's true) that if you change "at her hospital" to "at her specific floor" and the daughter nurse works on a floor that's for the actual mildest of hospitalized cases so it actually is all vaccinated people. Meanwhile 2 floors up the ICU+fake expanded ICU are filled with unvaccinated people dying non-stop.

I'm currently dealing with my 4 year old trying to understand that one of our dogs died and what death is and what it means to be dead, which then makes me think about all the kids out there trying to understand the deaths of their parents from covid or their friends at school :smith:

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

actionjackson posted:

just curious what can they actually do that wouldn't be struck down by the SC

the SC can't reverse the effects of deploying an anthropomorphic rabbit with a giant handsaw to remove florida from the mainland

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


not_superiority posted:

They're flocking to Texas too. I haven't ever seen this many out of state plates that weren't from Louisiana after a hurricane.

Good, they're self containing themselves so we don't have to bother putting them in FEMA camps.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


https://twitter.com/debdrens/status/1440714904919416836?s=21

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

actionjackson posted:

just curious what can they actually do that wouldn't be struck down by the SC

They could issue OSHA guidance to protect workers. They could tie federal funding to minimum acceptable levels of anti-disease efforts in the state. They could require vaccinations to travel between states on any common carrier. Etc. There are a million things they could do if they wanted to.

This is also ignoring that laws aren't real and they can do whatever they feel is needed and let the supreme court come in later and say it was overreach but oops, too bad, already did it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


not_superiority posted:

abbott is the same way. I was super happy to see him warm & happy during the ice storm earlier this year, blaming wind mills for the blackout and later smiling about taking my bodily autonomy, then later smiling about how well his COVID went

I would have accepted the bare minimum, like a postcard that just said "lol gently caress you"

There were billboards up here in Pennsylvania saying "RENEWABLE ENERGY DOES NOT WORK* * SEE TEXAS SNOWSTORM FEBRUARY 2021"

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I believe that for most of them, yeah, but like DeSantis has to realize this is just killing his voters and his supporters and for nothing. Like I don't think he's an idealogue like MTG or whatnot, I thought he was just one of your typical Trump-style nihilists larping a fascist to win votes from real fascists. I admit I don't know too much about him - is he in fact a true believer?

I just figure the job of the republicans is to oppose the democrats, and at this point there's no real disagreement between the democrats and republicans on legislative priorities (neither party seemingly wants to pass anything) or the supreme court (the republicans have it and the democrats won't do anything about that, issue resolved).

So the opposition just moves to where the disagreement is. Right now the biggest wedge between the two parties is in public health response to covid, although neither wants to go far enough.

So from my point of view it's really as simple as "i'm a republican, i have to go against the dems. what are the dems doing? quarantining and mandates? I am against that".

Material reality is as irrelevant for this kind of decision-making as it is for any other kind of political decision-making

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Paradoxish posted:

An inability to legally respond to a state's governor fully embracing death cult may in fact be a sign of a federal government that's incompetent and useless.

To be fair, while the American system is broken and dysfunctional and has serious problems even when everything is working as intended, this is a little unfair. No system can really account for what is going on right now with the GOP. Like the solution can't come from within the system but rather without, and lol Dems are worthless.
Imagine you're playing a board game with someone and they keep cheating. Flagrantly and openly. Also sometimes they just refuse to play. There is nothing in the rules of the game that you can employ to stop them because they've already demonstrated they don't give a gently caress about any of the rules and will just do whatever they want, whenever they want.

We could have had the greatest constitution ever written and we'd still be unable to account for the GOP without forcibly removing them from office. Like maybe you can argue a federal ability to remove elected leaders from office would avoid this, but that's still kind of just treating a symptom. The problem is that we have open fascism in this nation and the only people who are in any position to resist the fascists are unable or unwilling to acknowledge they are in fact fascists.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Here's a cool fact. The supreme court actually has no authority if the president or congress doesn't want to listen to them.

As old poo poo head Andrew Jackson said in response to SC telling him not to dislocate all the natives: "John Marshall has made his decision, now let him enforce it."

mystes
May 31, 2006

Zurtilik posted:

Here's a cool fact. The supreme court actually has no authority if the president or congress doesn't want to listen to them.

As old poo poo head Andrew Jackson said in response to SC telling him not to dislocate all the natives: "John Marshall has made his decision, now let him enforce it."
Yes all rules about government are made up

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Zurtilik posted:

Here's a cool fact. The supreme court actually has no authority if the president or congress doesn't want to listen to them.

As old poo poo head Andrew Jackson said in response to SC telling him not to dislocate all the natives: "John Marshall has made his decision, now let him enforce it."

maybe

it really depends on what the exact context is

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Yes, but the difference is that the president can deploy troops and the court cannot.

Though I suppose a real coup would shake up any and all expectations.

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
COVID STATE BY STATE ROUNDUP 9/22/21: It's my birthday and I'll crack ping if i want to.

In Alabama, Deaths are surging
https://www.ksro.com/2021/09/22/covid-deaths-surge-in-alabama-after-state-reports-more-deaths-than-births-in-2020/

In Alaska, highest case rate in the nation
https://www.yahoo.com/news/alaskas-covid-19-case-rate-040100322.html

In Arizona, rural hospitals are overwhelmed
https://kvoa.com/news/2021/09/21/rural-hospitals-overwhelmed-in-southern-arizona/

In Arkansas, another wave expected in the winter
https://www.kait8.com/2021/09/22/health-officials-missouri-arkansas-say-they-expect-surge-flu-covid-19-cases-this-winter/

In California, multiple county hospitals are overwhelmed despite having a low transmission rate
https://www.capradio.org/articles/2021/09/21/california-coronavirus-updates-september-2021/
https://thesungazette.com/article/news/2021/09/22/hospitals-still-teetering-on-full-capacity/

In Colorado, hospitals filling with people from Wyoming roo
https://www.9news.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/northern-colorado-hospitals-covid-19-patients/73-900d51b1-aa27-4ae5-80df-de7bf1a34237

In Connecticut, testing sites reopen due to increasing nunmbers
https://www.wfsb.com/news/hartford-healthcare-reopens-newington-covid-testing-site/article_63d74d20-1b85-11ec-8a14-0faa00af42f4.html

In Delaware, hospitals filling up (also about VA and MD)
https://www.delmarvanow.com/story/n...ico/5798797001/

In Florida, the "pandemic is our world war 2"
https://newsnationusa.com/news/usanews/this-pandemic-is-our-world-war-ii-how-a-florida-hospital-fights-to-save-covid-19-patients/

In Georgia, cases surge
https://www.gainesvilletimes.com/news/health-care/brian-kemp-lay-out-new-covid-plans-cases-surge-georgia/

In Hawaii, semi good mews
https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/09/22/hawaii-news/major-hawaii-hospitals-resume-elective-surgeries/

In Idaho, dire outlook
https://californianewstimes.com/idahos-covid-outlook-is-dire-as-cases-continue-to-climb/532424/

In Illinois, southern illinois in rough shape
https://illinoisnewstoday.com/delta-variant-disinformation-leads-to-icu-shortage-in-southern-illinois-chicago-news/377412/

In Indiana, doctors sounding the alarm
https://www.localnewsdigital.com/2021/09/21/isdh-reports-over-2600-new-cases-of-covid-19/

In Iowa, numbers skyrocket
https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2021/09/20/oklahoma-covid-long-waits-delayed-surgeries-what-crowded-hospitals-mean-patients/8355465002/

In Kansas, a glimmer of hope?
https://kansaspublicradio.org/kpr-news/heres-glimmer-hope-delta-surge-kansas-slowing

In Kentucky, positivity at 12%
https://whopam.com/2021/09/21/ky-covid-positivity-rate-falls-below-12-percent/

In Louisiana, nobody cares about COVID?
https://eminetra.com/ad-for-funeral-home-spreads-message-to-the-unvaccinated-new-orleans-louisiana/753457/

In Maine, more bad records
https://bangordailynews.com/2021/09/22/news/maine-sets-another-record-with-88-covid-19-patients-in-critical-care/

In Maryland, more cases
https://www.wboc.com/story/44791636/md-reports-1100-new-covid19-cases-23-new-deaths

In Massachusetts, Worcester is in rough shape
https://www.wbur.org/news/2021/09/21/umass-memorial-covid-intensive-care-bed-shortage

In Michigan, Hospitals filling fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3cBHikIQys

In Minnesota,hospitals strained
https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/video/6020602-staffing-shortages-seasonal-illnesses-and-covid-straining-minnesota-hospitals/

In Mississippi, Tate Reeves is a moron
https://flipboard.com/topic/unitedstates/herd-immunity-covid-deaths-devouring-the-south-are-no-accident/f-e52a7dfd8d%2Fthenation.com

In Missouri, number getting better
https://www.kmbc.com/article/covid-...150596/37664661

In Montana, running out of hallways
https://newsnationusa.com/news/health/at-an-overrun-icu-the-problem-is-we-are-running-out-of-hallways/

In New Hampshire, the Death Cult keeps fighting
https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-covid-cases-map-graph/36731268

In New Jersey, Vaccine mandates
https://www.tapinto.net/towns/hasbr...ers-for-tuesday

In New Mexico, covid teacher shortage
https://www.sfreporter.com/news/morningword/2021/09/22/nm-grapples-with-staggering-teacher-shortage/

In New York, record hospitalizations
https://floridanewstimes.com/coronavirus-updates-10-states-report-record-hospitalizations/345755/

In Nebraska, ICUs are full
https://www.klkntv.com/every-week-it-seems-to-be-more-covid-testing-on-the-rise-in-nebraska/

In Nevada, politics
https://www.newsweek.com/mack-miller-nevada-covid-meeting-thrown-out-1631506

In North Carolina, people neeed to get vaccinated
https://www.the-dispatch.com/story/...ine/5811967001/

In North Dakota,the national guard is back
https://www.devilslakejournal.com/story/news/2021/09/22/n-d-guard-resume-support-covid-19-response/5784536001/

In Oklahoma, they say COVID is evolving to become better at being airborne.
https://eminetra.com/covid-19-is-evolving-getting-better-at-becoming-an-airborne-virus-oklahoma-city-oklahoma/753407/

In Ohio, doctors say hospitals will be overwhelmed if surge doesn't slow
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/ohio-doctors-worry-if-child-covid-cases-dont-slow-down-it-could-overwhelm-hospitals

In Oregon, horse paste and an increase in cases
https://www.wnem.com/news/us_world_...fbd9102c16.html
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/after-mandating-masks-outdoors-oregons-active-covid-19-cases-increased-73-percent/

In Pennsylvania. 10 fold increase in hospitalizations
https://www.pennlive.com/coronaviru...an-in-july.html

In Rhode Island, cases
https://turnto10.com/news/local/rhode-island-reports-336-new-coronavirus-cases-1-death

In South Carolina, nurses feel like they're on a sinking ship
https://flipboard.com/topic/upstate...8e9%2Fwyff4.com

South Dakota, recordhospitalizations
https://www.dglobe.com/newsmd/coronavirus/7204308-South-Dakota-COVID-19-hospitalizations-hit-8-month-high-but-recoveries-outpace-new-cases

In Tennessee, hospitals overwhelmed
https://www.nbcnews.com/now/video/tennessee-nurse-reacts-to-overwhelmed-appalachian-hospital-system-121636933877

In Texas, some ICUs full
https://newsnationusa.com/news/usan...d-19-infection/

In Utah,horse paste
https://www.ksl.com/article/50246174/health-officials-warn-against-using-anti-parasite-drug-for-covid-as-utah-confirms-1326-new-cases

In Vermont, labor day spike
https://vtdigger.org/2021/09/21/labor-day-covid-spike-prompts-scott-to-redouble-calls-for-vaccination/

In Virginia, ICUs are full
https://www.businessinsider.in/scie...ow/86423271.cms

In West Virginia,record hospitalizations
https://www.wvnews.com/news/wvnews/...1bb3d09fef.html

In Washington, ICUs up
https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news...8c9c763637.html

In Wisconsin, surge ramping up
https://www.leadertelegram.com/covi...14eca78db2.html

In Wyoming, ICU's are full
https://www.jhnewsandguide.com/news...1a1f5320e5.html

Posted for sharing: https://psimpson.substack.com/p/covid-state-by-state-roundup-92221

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he or she can order them deployed for sure

who knows if they will obey

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Yeah, its pretty cool how much of a house of cards (starring Kevin Spacey!) the government really is.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
It's the real terror of any parent that their kid will realize I cannot actually stop them from doing much. Especially if I don't want to use violence against them.

Help!

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

To be fair, while the American system is broken and dysfunctional and has serious problems even when everything is working as intended, this is a little unfair. No system can really account for what is going on right now with the GOP. Like the solution can't come from within the system but rather without, and lol Dems are worthless.
Imagine you're playing a board game with someone and they keep cheating. Flagrantly and openly. Also sometimes they just refuse to play. There is nothing in the rules of the game that you can employ to stop them because they've already demonstrated they don't give a gently caress about any of the rules and will just do whatever they want, whenever they want.

We could have had the greatest constitution ever written and we'd still be unable to account for the GOP without forcibly removing them from office. Like maybe you can argue a federal ability to remove elected leaders from office would avoid this, but that's still kind of just treating a symptom. The problem is that we have open fascism in this nation and the only people who are in any position to resist the fascists are unable or unwilling to acknowledge they are in fact fascists.

Even if I agree with you in a general sense, I don't think it's applicable here. We're talking about disaster response and management, which is explicitly something that states should not be able to interfere with at this level.

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

Zurtilik posted:

It's the real terror of any parent that their kid will realize I cannot actually stop them from doing much. Especially if I don't want to use violence against them.

Help!

my dad yelled very loud and it made me not do whatever the thing was

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Paradoxish posted:

Even if I agree with you in a general sense, I don't think it's applicable here. We're talking about disaster response and management, which is explicitly something that states should not be able to interfere with at this level.

And yet...

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Casey Finnigan posted:

my dad yelled very loud and it made me not do whatever the thing was

Yes, usually SOMETHING will eventually stop a child. But if they REALLY thought about it... Oh no!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

fosborb posted:

oh saving the gently caress out of this lmao



If you click through to the COVID19 Scenario Modeling Hub website you can see their previous models overlaid with the subsequent real world data and their hit rate is absolute dog poo poo. They're remarkably bad.

They always predict that cases will drop away to zero fairly soon and at worst there might be a slight wave so if cases actually do drop off they get some fairly close fitting models, and they were doing well around the new year. The actual data mostly fell outside their 95% confidence level shaded area but they eventually caught up again after a few months:


Their models from February onwards, on the other had, completely poo poo the bed:






Basically it's pure dumb luck whether their models work out and they're absolutely incapable of accurately predicting an increase in cases

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
The GOP suffered less for its failed coup earlier this year than Hitler did for the Beer Hall Putsch. They at least gave Hitler a slap on the wrist jail sentence.
I forget if it was the prior version of this thread, or a rare good post in D&D, but I recall someone arguing once that they suspected - while not to absolve Biden of his misdeeds - part of why Biden has been so loathe to do anything about the failed coup or the Cornavirus isn't just because he doesn't want to, but also because he can't. That our institutions have atrophied and become rotten so badly that even if Biden was a poster in this thread who knew and wanted to do everything, and even if he had the full backing of the majority of Congress, there's so much institutional rot and dysfunction at all other levels of government that he wouldn't be able to.

America is a failed state. We're a dying empire and a collapsing civilization. Inability to address crises is simply a pronounced and obvious symptom of that. Just like how an elderly dying man might be lain low by a simple illness a younger, healthier, one would shrug off. So like yeah, I do have to suspect that even if Biden was the leader we needed, he'd still be nearly as impotent as he is.

And, again, it's not like you don't have lots of precedent for this. Maybe because I've been watching Three Kingdoms (Cao Cao is bae) with some friends, but yeah, I can't help but think of various points in Chinese history, or the Sengoku period in Japan, where the Emperor was this figurehead who wielded no temporal power, but everyone still paid lip service and pretended that he was. Like how even Cao Cao pretended that he was acting on behalf of the Emperor and that the Han Dynasty was still a thing. And that's kind of where we are, or soon will be. There is no real federal government anymore, but we're all still kind of pretending there is.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Republicans like Desantis literally doctor-shop for surgeon generals lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Americans have a lot of bad ideas of course and understand government at 7 year old levels

for the most part

anyway if an individual comes along with sufficient Auctoritas to overthrow the current order they will and we can move on

kreeningsons
Jan 2, 2007

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

quote:

After Mandating Masks Outdoors, Oregon’s Active COVID-19 Cases Increased 73 Percent

On August 24, Oregon had 49,889 active cases of COVID-19. As of yesterday, Oregon had 86,623 active cases of COVID-19 – an increase of 73 percent from the day the governor announced the outdoor mask requirement.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm if only we could find the single, large event that happened these last two weeks that could've caused an insane increase in infections that also happens to correspond with summer ending.. alas, we shall never know.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Potato Salad posted:

"Worries about fertility, dies"

great

she will make extremely fertile soil

Elea
Oct 10, 2012
Biden trying executive orders against the courts might make him appear more dynamic, it would build a campaign for 2022, start justifying a Supreme Court reform, and just generally be good politics. It ain't happening.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Zurtilik posted:

Here's a cool fact. The supreme court actually has no authority if the president or congress doesn't want to listen to them.

As old poo poo head Andrew Jackson said in response to SC telling him not to dislocate all the natives: "John Marshall has made his decision, now let him enforce it."

you can only ignore the Supreme Court if it benefits white slave owners

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Louisgod posted:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm if only we could find the single, large event that happened these last two weeks that could've caused an insane increase in infections that also happens to correspond with summer ending.. alas, we shall never know.

Masks cause covid.

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