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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Takes No Damage posted:

Ever wonder what would happen if the FEMALESTM brand bathroom guy remodeled an entire house?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5125-Mystic-Trl-Dallas-TX-75241/26776730_zpid/







This stripper pole in the living room is probably the worst thing, right?


haha no :stare:

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MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Takes No Damage posted:

Ever wonder what would happen if the FEMALESTM brand bathroom guy remodeled an entire house?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5125-Mystic-Trl-Dallas-TX-75241/26776730_zpid/







This stripper pole in the living room is probably the worst thing, right?


haha no :stare:


I mean, :siren: MY WIFE :siren: would love it if we had a place to mount her pole, but 8 ft ceilings and not enough rooms mean we can't have nice things.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "culmination"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/375-W-End-Ave-New-York-NY-10024/31523635_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/311-3rd-St-1-Jersey-City-NJ-07302/68302904_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1155-Ivan-Morse-Rd-Manson-WA-98831/110536048_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Fox-Run-Kennebunk-ME-04043/85068832_zpid/

"For those here who dine / May blessings be thyne"



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7434-River-Nine-Dr-Modesto-CA-95356/54679743_zpid/







https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1445-W-Hansen-Peak-Rd-Jackson-WY-83001/194363209_zpid/ $65 million



guest house


another guest house?

spa or something

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "wood-fired". Houses with wood-fired ovens, stoves, saunas, you name it.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2933-Granville-Rd-Annapolis-NS-B0S-1A0/2068686756_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/88-Dodges-Row-Wenham-MA-01984/56972414_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17-Westport-Harbor-Rd-Little-Compton-RI-02837/65879773_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/416-Yoder-Rd-Elverson-PA-19520/333446951_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25410-County-Road-42-Steamboat-Springs-CO-80487/221063103_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/297-Riversville-Rd-Greenwich-CT-06831/57307816_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7205-Fitzsimmons-Rd-S-Whistler-BC-V0N-1B7/314300870_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/561-Ridgewood-Dr-Kooskia-ID-83539/243094985_zpid/ just gonna sell all my stuff and live here to wait out the apocalypse




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/0-Pine-Tree-Is-Hammond-NY-13646/2068528645_zpid/ $630k private island "Owner has lovingly cared for this island for 32 years and is now selling turnkey with a comprehensive manual for operating this off the grid island."



Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "beaded"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/144-Aiken-Rd-Waveland-MS-39576/91604198_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/60-Old-Stonewall-Ln-Flint-Hill-VA-22627/234677985_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14462-Oak-St-Magnolia-Springs-AL-36555/72759121_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/259-River-Bluff-Rd-White-Stone-VA-22578/107938334_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/85-Austin-Ave-Greenville-RI-02828/65966896_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2773-Mount-Carmel-Rd-Walterboro-SC-29488/75220593_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2979-Colvin-Hill-Rd-Danby-VT-05739/115790326_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10-Surry-Rd-Ellsworth-ME-04605/218005747_zpid/




Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I love this entire house.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


Sometimes I don't know whether to put something in this thread or crappy construction, but this seems entirely decorative.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Discount acoustic tiling!

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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Am I crazy considering spending real money (>$300) on a doorbell chime that's not an ugly plastic box? This is one of the first things you see when entering the house, so I'm thinking I'm not absolutely crazy.

I may stew on it until winter - anyone know of any other options? These are the main folks I found.

https://electrachime.com/collections/all

https://electrachime.com/collections/all/products/metro-walnut

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Where is your doorbell that it matters? The doorbell was in the closet in my parent's house. Why don't you just get rid of the door bell and get a fancy as hell door knocker instead?

BadSamaritan
May 2, 2008

crumb by crumb in this big black forest


They do also make actually good looking doorbell chime covers. Etsy is a good source and House of Antique Hardware has them sometimes. They’re kind of a nice middle ground imo.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




falz posted:

Am I crazy considering spending real money (>$300) on a doorbell chime that's not an ugly plastic box? This is one of the first things you see when entering the house, so I'm thinking I'm not absolutely crazy.

I may stew on it until winter - anyone know of any other options? These are the main folks I found.

https://electrachime.com/collections/all

https://electrachime.com/collections/all/products/metro-walnut



Not gonna lie, I sort of dig it. It could be the nostalgia talking, but my grandparents' house was built in 1925 and had chimes very similar to this. So what I would say is, if this look is period-correct for your house, maybe it's not such a crazy idea after all.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


BadSamaritan posted:

They do also make actually good looking doorbell chime covers. Etsy is a good source and House of Antique Hardware has them sometimes. They’re kind of a nice middle ground imo.

Yeah, this is what I was considering doing when I installed a wired doorbell in my house. Way cheaper than buying giant chimes and you have a lot more options. I ended up deciding I was fine with the white plastic cover since it's in an inconspicuous place, but for a while was considering something from here: https://www.artsandcraftsman.com/doorbell-covers

Etsy is also a great place to look, as BadSamaritan mentioned.

Edit: this was an Etsy seller I had bookmarked for this purpose: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBungalowWorkshop

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Sep 27, 2021

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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um excuse me posted:

Where is your doorbell that it matters? The doorbell was in the closet in my parent's house. Why don't you just get rid of the door bell and get a fancy as hell door knocker instead?

My house has a big dumb coat closet right when you walk in. This is the current view (there's stairs to the right, living room with vaulted ceilings to the left.

I'll probably look at etsy for covers for another option, but yeah there's something neato about a huge old school door chime with 3' long chimes that almost certainly sound amazing.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "rustic chic"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10-Little-York-Milford-NJ-08848/2069307500_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/863-Howard-Greene-Rd-Denver-NY-12421/30071779_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10168-Shepard-Hill-Rd-Willis-TX-77318/306375739_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/934-Keck-Rd-Lakeport-CA-95453/2068454238_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/243-Starr-St-Brooklyn-NY-11237/30625185_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/228-S-Sparks-St-Burbank-CA-91506/20049858_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/420-12th-St-APT-G1L-Brooklyn-NY-11215/245030287_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/60-Ridgewood-Rd-Kerhonkson-NY-12446/101980099_zpid/





um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I am super surprised not a single one of those homes appears to be a timber frame/SIPS build. Though most emulate the aesthetic.

Actually 2, 3, and 4 look like they could be, but it's hard to tell if they're using joinery for load bearing or are just aesthetic.

um excuse me fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Sep 27, 2021

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "silk". Silk wallpaper, silk curtains, silk carpet, etc.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1009-S-Decker-Ave-Baltimore-MD-21224/90006913_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/227-E-Delaware-Pl-12D-Chicago-IL-60611/2071212799_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/806-Old-Agency-Rd-Ridgeland-MS-39157/68257641_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/107-Swede-Cyn-Boerne-TX-78006/122950985_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2770-Tuskawilla-Rd-Oviedo-FL-32765/47734982_zpid/ "Great Gatsby inspired dream home." built 1989 of course





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/914-Susquehanna-Ave-Pittston-PA-18643/110633706_zpid/ 1891 Stick Victorian from a George B. Thompson design






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/500-E-Rutledge-St-Yates-Center-KS-66783/91306376_zpid/ I think we have a new record for cheapest house in liveable condition - $39,600. 1905 Folk Victorian cottage on half an acre in bumfuck nowhere Kansas...if it had high-speed internet I'd move there. Not sure what a "silk stocking lane" is though.
It does need a few things though, like a railing for the porch


some wall damage (?) and the painting on much of the trim should probably be stripped

built-in sideboard with pass-through, should also be stripped

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

falz posted:

My house has a big dumb coat closet right when you walk in. This is the current view (there's stairs to the right, living room with vaulted ceilings to the left.

I'll probably look at etsy for covers for another option, but yeah there's something neato about a huge old school door chime with 3' long chimes that almost certainly sound amazing.


My parents have one original to the house. It does look and sound cool.

This is a good kind of thing to set up an alert on craigslist or look on facebook marketplace for an antique one. You can probably find one cheap, and use the money you save on an electrician to get it working

Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Sep 28, 2021

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

the living room is finally being painted

goodbye forever softer tan, and gently caress you

welcome ballet white! white with brown undertone, but not so white that it clashes with the dark brown countertops


that's pretty dope if you want an early or mid-century look, not sure if it would go with that wall you posted though (which looks kind of purple?)

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Sep 28, 2021

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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actionjackson posted:


goodbye forever softer tan, and gently caress you

that's pretty dope if you want an early or mid-century look, not sure if it would go with that wall you posted though (which looks kind of purple?)

Yeah mcm look mixed with some modern.

My walls are all still softer tan /beige too, which is what previous owner painted prior to selling.

They're inoffensive but boring and maybe I'll paint them sometime.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Haha, y'all got the "cigarette-smoke-stained-tan" walls too, eh?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "sprawls"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12-Deerhaven-Dr-Wheeling-WV-26003/250611694_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/293-Lafayette-St-PENTHOUSE-V-New-York-NY-10012/2068431415_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/211-E-Lake-Dr-Brandon-MS-39047/50837130_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/23-Perry-St-Newnan-GA-30263/199525940_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-E-4th-St-RM-1116-New-York-NY-10012/2074031066_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1275-Highwood-Ave-Buena-Vista-SK-S2V-1A6/2068637970_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2064-Arrowhead-Dr-Traverse-City-MI-49686/77796850_zpid/




Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "configurations"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/441-Fairmount-Ave-Philadelphia-PA-19123/10198154_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/535-Dean-St-APT-226-Brooklyn-NY-11217/2107481408_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/52-Route-30-Bondville-VT-05340/2080349122_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/330-Wythe-Ave-APT-4K-Brooklyn-NY-11249/59996600_zpid/



um could they put up a curtain or something


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/304-2nd-St-NE-Minneapolis-MN-55413/1913532_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/34-Plaza-St-E-APT-1001-Brooklyn-NY-11238/245036112_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10731-Union-Creek-Rd-Lake-George-CO-80827/114319166_zpid/ even with all the fireplaces the heating bill for this must be insane



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/44-Main-St-Califon-NJ-07830/38834426_zpid/ debated putting this in crappy construction but the sins here appear to mostly be in decor, not structure



Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Did this picture make anyone else think "these chairs were constructed by giant spiders" or is that a just me thing?

Lawen
Aug 7, 2000


I did not expect to see a $1.65m, 8000+ sq.ft listing from my fairly small, suburban home town in this thread.

Lawen fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Oct 1, 2021

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

after ten years softer tan is finally gone, replaced with ballet white, and I got rid of my tan drapes as well! I don't think I'm even going to put in new window treatments.

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "delicate"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1821-S-St-NW-Washington-DC-20009/399335_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/705-Broadway-Normal-IL-61761/76964137_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2551-Cedar-St-Philadelphia-PA-19125/10323918_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4452-S-Abinadi-Rd-Millcreek-UT-84124/12849582_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/244-Jordan-Ln-Wethersfield-CT-06109/57787883_zpid/ weirdly cheap 1771 colonial just outside of Hartford CT




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/600-Washington-Ave-Grand-Haven-MI-49417/149741922_zpid/ crazy church conversion




Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


the echo in this place must be nightmarish

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "sheltered"

First, some earth-sheltered houses:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4227-Frying-Pan-Rd-Basalt-CO-81621/13522155_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/346-Pigeon-Hill-Rd-South-Plymouth-NY-13844/29994124_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/166-Wheeler-Rd-Princeton-MA-01541/70877413_zpid/ where to wait out the apocalypse



And the rest:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/19906-Oyster-Catcher-Loop-Bodega-Bay-CA-94923/15821792_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7271-Windham-Hill-Rd-Windham-VT-05359/304083496_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2595-Montauk-Hwy-Bridgehampton-NY-11932/32727771_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Kibbe-Farm-Rd-South-Hero-VT-05486/92002556_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/651-N-Shore-Rd-North-Haven-ME-04853/2083288302_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11698-Walnut-St-Redlands-CA-92374/2068674905_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5201-S-South-River-Rd-112-4-Alamosa-CO-81101/2068568212_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/117-Basque-Dr-Truckee-CA-96161/17707421_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/88-Skyland-Ct-Zephyr-Cove-NV-89448/7238969_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Hiawatha-Is-Diamond-Pt-NY-12824/2068767594_zpid/ private island!

"ERNST JACOBI. BORN ON HIAWATHA ISLAND. AUGUST 3 1875. DIED IN NEW YORK. JUNE 10 1883." Interesting history for this memorial stone. Ernst was the son of pioneering pediatrician and Marxist Abraham Jacobi and fellow doctor Mary Putnam Jacobi, who spent their summers on the island. Ernst died at age 7 of diptheria despite his father being the foremost expert on the disease. His grave is at Greenwood Cemetery in Brooklyn but Abraham erected this 5-ton monument for his son on his beloved island and visited it every year until his own death in 1919.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "aerie"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/640-W-237th-St-20A-Bronx-NY-10463/83179266_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1950-Meadow-Ln-Southampton-NY-11968/32717943_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/253-Chilton-Rd-Salt-Spring-Island-BC-V8K-2W9/314104895_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1795-Sandown-Pl-Cambria-CA-93428/15410853_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-High-St-Sag-Harbor-NY-11963/32651637_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-E-69th-St-New-York-NY-10021/55502498_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1188-Pleasant-Point-Rd-Cushing-ME-04563/2112474575_zpid/ love this love everything about this




HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

What on EARTH is that table?

BadSamaritan
May 2, 2008

crumb by crumb in this big black forest


Ugly.

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

What on EARTH is that table?

Corpse of a robot dog, was my first thought.

It's especially jarring because that other picture's so nice:

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "aerie"

I want an aerie for my house, or as my house! I looked at a house that had a huge bay window in the master bedroom, set up to just sit in.... and, uh, watch a busy street? But it would have been nice, if the rest of the house had also been nice. (It wasn't.)

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "capture your imagination"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/23800-Malibu-Crest-Dr-Malibu-CA-90265/20554261_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/224-Maison-Ct-Altamonte-Springs-FL-32714/47692449_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/396-Lafontaine-Rd-W-Tiny-ON-L9M-0H1/2068708412_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2225-Arlington-Ave-Riverside-CA-92506/17861223_zpid/




has a train yard


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5000-Emerald-Ave-La-Verne-CA-91750/21652354_zpid/

:3:


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1024-Cameron-Dr-Big-Bear-Lake-CA-92315/137649801_zpid/ perfection






Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Ew.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

I, too, desire to bathe in a giant salad bowl.

Youth Decay, are there really that many houses with big wooden beams, or do you just find them particularly appealing? (I also find them appealing)

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I, too, desire to bathe in a giant salad bowl.

Youth Decay, are there really that many houses with big wooden beams, or do you just find them particularly appealing? (I also find them appealing)

Both. I post a lot of old old houses built before lightweight house framing methods like balloon framing were popularized, so they have the beams as a matter of course. And then the Victorians and Craftsman tried to replicate the look through box beam ceilings.

The Zillow search term of the day is "surviving"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22-Ocean-Ave-Harwich-MA-02646/186994678_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Skaneateles-NY-13152/188357288_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Oakhurst-Dr-Natchez-MS-39120/77922104_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/316-Southard-St-Key-West-FL-33040/45798046_zpid/ not too many 100+ year old houses left in Key West


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/42-Spanish-St-Saint-Augustine-FL-32084/47776574_zpid/ Triay House (1807), "One of only 30 surviving colonial structures from the second Spanish Period" in St. Augustine



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1587-1587-1595-York-Pl-Oak-Bay-BC-V8R-5X2/2069139333_zpid/ by John G. Tiarks (1901)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/382-Park-Ave-Saranac-Lake-NY-12983/30430450_zpid/ by Coulter & Westhoff (1920) needs lots of love



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Sedgwick-Rd-West-Hartford-CT-06107/174205340_zpid/ Benjamin Colton House (ca. 1769), for short people only



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/829-Park-Ave-Baltimore-MD-21201/36469824_zpid/ Knabe House (1880), ~8000sf mansion in the Mount Vernon neighborhood of Baltimore



lots of pretty fireplaces

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


The pink piano <3

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Why does the couch look like I'm about to select it in a point-and-click game?

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um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Why does the couch look like I'm about to select it in a point-and-click game?

They did a lovely job masking it. You can see its original colors along the edges and corners. Why they thought this was a good idea is beyond me.

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