- mbt
- Aug 13, 2012
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just had this dream last night. i was in the passenger seat with an old friend in an alley where a bunch of people were slamming their car full speed into a concrete wall
the objective was to get the highest Repair All cost in the diablo 2 blacksmith menu, that we pulled up and hit with our minds obviously. my buddys turn comes up and we are so excited to pancake ourselves on this wall. he slams on the gas and we smash into it and total everything and I almost fly through the windshield but were laughing our asses off and hooting. almost 200k gold to repair. and hes like hold on I know how we hit 200k, check this out! he points to the backseat
there was now an old namekian in the backseat from DBZ. when we both looked at him he goes "We will restore the life water device" very sternly and this was the funniest thing in the world and we laughed for 10 minutes while he hit reverse on the car in the alley that now stretched out forever.
plows forward, were going 160mph and the steering wheel is going apeshit and were so hype. not piccolo in the back just stoic and ready to accept the fate of the wall. we smash into it and flatten the entire car and the namek shoots through the windshield and splatters into a cloud of purple blood on the stone, arms and bones flying everywhere like mortal kombat. we were frozen for a second and when we checked the repair all cost it was 320k and we screamed like we just won the lottery
hitting repair all instantly restored us and the car and the namek to the backseat but then a shitload of cops showed up. over loudspeakers they told is to get out and surrender and I knew now that they were here repair all wouldnt work, and the namek was loving gone. out of nowhere another dude I used to know yelled "ok but, if we surrender you wont kill us right? youll only shoot blanks?" as soon as he finished all the cops opened fire and killed him and I woke up
Lmfao
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- Sub-Actuality
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just had this dream last night. i was in the passenger seat with an old friend in an alley where a bunch of people were slamming their car full speed into a concrete wall
the objective was to get the highest Repair All cost in the diablo 2 blacksmith menu, that we pulled up and hit with our minds obviously. my buddys turn comes up and we are so excited to pancake ourselves on this wall. he slams on the gas and we smash into it and total everything and I almost fly through the windshield but were laughing our asses off and hooting. almost 200k gold to repair. and hes like hold on I know how we hit 200k, check this out! he points to the backseat
there was now an old namekian in the backseat from DBZ. when we both looked at him he goes "We will restore the life water device" very sternly and this was the funniest thing in the world and we laughed for 10 minutes while he hit reverse on the car in the alley that now stretched out forever.
plows forward, were going 160mph and the steering wheel is going apeshit and were so hype. not piccolo in the back just stoic and ready to accept the fate of the wall. we smash into it and flatten the entire car and the namek shoots through the windshield and splatters into a cloud of purple blood on the stone, arms and bones flying everywhere like mortal kombat. we were frozen for a second and when we checked the repair all cost it was 320k and we screamed like we just won the lottery
hitting repair all instantly restored us and the car and the namek to the backseat but then a shitload of cops showed up. over loudspeakers they told is to get out and surrender and I knew now that they were here repair all wouldnt work, and the namek was loving gone. out of nowhere another dude I used to know yelled "ok but, if we surrender you wont kill us right? youll only shoot blanks?" as soon as he finished all the cops opened fire and killed him and I woke up
lmao amazing
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Oct 3, 2021 16:59
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- Bicyclops
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lmao
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Oct 3, 2021 18:18
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- Hitlersaurus Christ
- Oct 14, 2005
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just had this dream last night. i was in the passenger seat with an old friend in an alley where a bunch of people were slamming their car full speed into a concrete wall
the objective was to get the highest Repair All cost in the diablo 2 blacksmith menu, that we pulled up and hit with our minds obviously. my buddys turn comes up and we are so excited to pancake ourselves on this wall. he slams on the gas and we smash into it and total everything and I almost fly through the windshield but were laughing our asses off and hooting. almost 200k gold to repair. and hes like hold on I know how we hit 200k, check this out! he points to the backseat
there was now an old namekian in the backseat from DBZ. when we both looked at him he goes "We will restore the life water device" very sternly and this was the funniest thing in the world and we laughed for 10 minutes while he hit reverse on the car in the alley that now stretched out forever.
plows forward, were going 160mph and the steering wheel is going apeshit and were so hype. not piccolo in the back just stoic and ready to accept the fate of the wall. we smash into it and flatten the entire car and the namek shoots through the windshield and splatters into a cloud of purple blood on the stone, arms and bones flying everywhere like mortal kombat. we were frozen for a second and when we checked the repair all cost it was 320k and we screamed like we just won the lottery
hitting repair all instantly restored us and the car and the namek to the backseat but then a shitload of cops showed up. over loudspeakers they told is to get out and surrender and I knew now that they were here repair all wouldnt work, and the namek was loving gone. out of nowhere another dude I used to know yelled "ok but, if we surrender you wont kill us right? youll only shoot blanks?" as soon as he finished all the cops opened fire and killed him and I woke up
lmao
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Oct 3, 2021 18:36
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- ArfJason
- Sep 5, 2011
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My mom said the other day she got bored of streaming (netflix amazon prime disney+ and hbo) so i dreamed that i showed her the witness on pc (puzzle game, you dont fight anything, nice looking, etc). Didnt have it installed so i had to download it and it somehow weighed a lot less and downloaded super quick, which i was thankful for. When i opened it, i showed her she had to move with wasd and move the cursor with the mouse, ajd after the she opened the first door the outaide looks completely different and then the stanley parable narrator starts talking. I go like oh no gently caress wrong game, how could this be, and when i shift tab it says "the witness: stanley parable 2" and it has the same icon as the witness. I start cursing and downloading the real witness but since stanley parable has no shooting or anything i decide its a good idea to let her play and acclimate to wasd +mouse while witness downloads.
I think on it and decide it makes sense stanley parable 2 would show you a different game cause in the real game you enter portal and minecraft worlds. Then the game shifts to avenida 9 de julio, the main street of buenos aires, and im a bit weirded out moments before i see jfk waving in his car and his head gets blown up in rtx quality graphics, im about to look at my moms reaction but i wake up
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Oct 3, 2021 19:46
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- STING 64
- Oct 20, 2006
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just had this dream last night. i was in the passenger seat with an old friend in an alley where a bunch of people were slamming their car full speed into a concrete wall
the objective was to get the highest Repair All cost in the diablo 2 blacksmith menu, that we pulled up and hit with our minds obviously. my buddys turn comes up and we are so excited to pancake ourselves on this wall. he slams on the gas and we smash into it and total everything and I almost fly through the windshield but were laughing our asses off and hooting. almost 200k gold to repair. and hes like hold on I know how we hit 200k, check this out! he points to the backseat
there was now an old namekian in the backseat from DBZ. when we both looked at him he goes "We will restore the life water device" very sternly and this was the funniest thing in the world and we laughed for 10 minutes while he hit reverse on the car in the alley that now stretched out forever.
plows forward, were going 160mph and the steering wheel is going apeshit and were so hype. not piccolo in the back just stoic and ready to accept the fate of the wall. we smash into it and flatten the entire car and the namek shoots through the windshield and splatters into a cloud of purple blood on the stone, arms and bones flying everywhere like mortal kombat. we were frozen for a second and when we checked the repair all cost it was 320k and we screamed like we just won the lottery
hitting repair all instantly restored us and the car and the namek to the backseat but then a shitload of cops showed up. over loudspeakers they told is to get out and surrender and I knew now that they were here repair all wouldnt work, and the namek was loving gone. out of nowhere another dude I used to know yelled "ok but, if we surrender you wont kill us right? youll only shoot blanks?" as soon as he finished all the cops opened fire and killed him and I woke up
lmfao
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Oct 3, 2021 19:47
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- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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My mom said the other day she got bored of streaming (netflix amazon prime disney+ and hbo) so i dreamed that i showed her the witness on pc (puzzle game, you dont fight anything, nice looking, etc). Didnt have it installed so i had to download it and it somehow weighed a lot less and downloaded super quick, which i was thankful for. When i opened it, i showed her she had to move with wasd and move the cursor with the mouse, ajd after the she opened the first door the outaide looks completely different and then the stanley parable narrator starts talking. I go like oh no gently caress wrong game, how could this be, and when i shift tab it says "the witness: stanley parable 2" and it has the same icon as the witness. I start cursing and downloading the real witness but since stanley parable has no shooting or anything i decide its a good idea to let her play and acclimate to wasd +mouse while witness downloads.
I think on it and decide it makes sense stanley parable 2 would show you a different game cause in the real game you enter portal and minecraft worlds. Then the game shifts to avenida 9 de julio, the main street of buenos aires, and im a bit weirded out moments before i see jfk waving in his car and his head gets blown up in rtx quality graphics, im about to look at my moms reaction but i wake up
Lmfao
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Oct 3, 2021 19:53
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- Fiend Matador
- Feb 19, 2011
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just had this dream last night. i was in the passenger seat with an old friend in an alley where a bunch of people were slamming their car full speed into a concrete wall
the objective was to get the highest Repair All cost in the diablo 2 blacksmith menu, that we pulled up and hit with our minds obviously. my buddys turn comes up and we are so excited to pancake ourselves on this wall. he slams on the gas and we smash into it and total everything and I almost fly through the windshield but were laughing our asses off and hooting. almost 200k gold to repair. and hes like hold on I know how we hit 200k, check this out! he points to the backseat
there was now an old namekian in the backseat from DBZ. when we both looked at him he goes "We will restore the life water device" very sternly and this was the funniest thing in the world and we laughed for 10 minutes while he hit reverse on the car in the alley that now stretched out forever.
plows forward, were going 160mph and the steering wheel is going apeshit and were so hype. not piccolo in the back just stoic and ready to accept the fate of the wall. we smash into it and flatten the entire car and the namek shoots through the windshield and splatters into a cloud of purple blood on the stone, arms and bones flying everywhere like mortal kombat. we were frozen for a second and when we checked the repair all cost it was 320k and we screamed like we just won the lottery
hitting repair all instantly restored us and the car and the namek to the backseat but then a shitload of cops showed up. over loudspeakers they told is to get out and surrender and I knew now that they were here repair all wouldnt work, and the namek was loving gone. out of nowhere another dude I used to know yelled "ok but, if we surrender you wont kill us right? youll only shoot blanks?" as soon as he finished all the cops opened fire and killed him and I woke up
My mom said the other day she got bored of streaming (netflix amazon prime disney+ and hbo) so i dreamed that i showed her the witness on pc (puzzle game, you dont fight anything, nice looking, etc). Didnt have it installed so i had to download it and it somehow weighed a lot less and downloaded super quick, which i was thankful for. When i opened it, i showed her she had to move with wasd and move the cursor with the mouse, ajd after the she opened the first door the outaide looks completely different and then the stanley parable narrator starts talking. I go like oh no gently caress wrong game, how could this be, and when i shift tab it says "the witness: stanley parable 2" and it has the same icon as the witness. I start cursing and downloading the real witness but since stanley parable has no shooting or anything i decide its a good idea to let her play and acclimate to wasd +mouse while witness downloads.
I think on it and decide it makes sense stanley parable 2 would show you a different game cause in the real game you enter portal and minecraft worlds. Then the game shifts to avenida 9 de julio, the main street of buenos aires, and im a bit weirded out moments before i see jfk waving in his car and his head gets blown up in rtx quality graphics, im about to look at my moms reaction but i wake up
lmfao
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Oct 3, 2021 19:55
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- ArfJason
- Sep 5, 2011
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just had this dream last night. i was in the passenger seat with an old friend in an alley where a bunch of people were slamming their car full speed into a concrete wall
the objective was to get the highest Repair All cost in the diablo 2 blacksmith menu, that we pulled up and hit with our minds obviously. my buddys turn comes up and we are so excited to pancake ourselves on this wall. he slams on the gas and we smash into it and total everything and I almost fly through the windshield but were laughing our asses off and hooting. almost 200k gold to repair. and hes like hold on I know how we hit 200k, check this out! he points to the backseat
there was now an old namekian in the backseat from DBZ. when we both looked at him he goes "We will restore the life water device" very sternly and this was the funniest thing in the world and we laughed for 10 minutes while he hit reverse on the car in the alley that now stretched out forever.
plows forward, were going 160mph and the steering wheel is going apeshit and were so hype. not piccolo in the back just stoic and ready to accept the fate of the wall. we smash into it and flatten the entire car and the namek shoots through the windshield and splatters into a cloud of purple blood on the stone, arms and bones flying everywhere like mortal kombat. we were frozen for a second and when we checked the repair all cost it was 320k and we screamed like we just won the lottery
hitting repair all instantly restored us and the car and the namek to the backseat but then a shitload of cops showed up. over loudspeakers they told is to get out and surrender and I knew now that they were here repair all wouldnt work, and the namek was loving gone. out of nowhere another dude I used to know yelled "ok but, if we surrender you wont kill us right? youll only shoot blanks?" as soon as he finished all the cops opened fire and killed him and I woke up
Lol
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Oct 3, 2021 19:58
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- Fungah!
- Apr 30, 2011
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My mom said the other day she got bored of streaming (netflix amazon prime disney+ and hbo) so i dreamed that i showed her the witness on pc (puzzle game, you dont fight anything, nice looking, etc). Didnt have it installed so i had to download it and it somehow weighed a lot less and downloaded super quick, which i was thankful for. When i opened it, i showed her she had to move with wasd and move the cursor with the mouse, ajd after the she opened the first door the outaide looks completely different and then the stanley parable narrator starts talking. I go like oh no gently caress wrong game, how could this be, and when i shift tab it says "the witness: stanley parable 2" and it has the same icon as the witness. I start cursing and downloading the real witness but since stanley parable has no shooting or anything i decide its a good idea to let her play and acclimate to wasd +mouse while witness downloads.
I think on it and decide it makes sense stanley parable 2 would show you a different game cause in the real game you enter portal and minecraft worlds. Then the game shifts to avenida 9 de julio, the main street of buenos aires, and im a bit weirded out moments before i see jfk waving in his car and his head gets blown up in rtx quality graphics, im about to look at my moms reaction but i wake up
lmfao
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Oct 3, 2021 20:08
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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just had this dream last night. i was in the passenger seat with an old friend in an alley where a bunch of people were slamming their car full speed into a concrete wall
the objective was to get the highest Repair All cost in the diablo 2 blacksmith menu, that we pulled up and hit with our minds obviously. my buddys turn comes up and we are so excited to pancake ourselves on this wall. he slams on the gas and we smash into it and total everything and I almost fly through the windshield but were laughing our asses off and hooting. almost 200k gold to repair. and hes like hold on I know how we hit 200k, check this out! he points to the backseat
there was now an old namekian in the backseat from DBZ. when we both looked at him he goes "We will restore the life water device" very sternly and this was the funniest thing in the world and we laughed for 10 minutes while he hit reverse on the car in the alley that now stretched out forever.
plows forward, were going 160mph and the steering wheel is going apeshit and were so hype. not piccolo in the back just stoic and ready to accept the fate of the wall. we smash into it and flatten the entire car and the namek shoots through the windshield and splatters into a cloud of purple blood on the stone, arms and bones flying everywhere like mortal kombat. we were frozen for a second and when we checked the repair all cost it was 320k and we screamed like we just won the lottery
hitting repair all instantly restored us and the car and the namek to the backseat but then a shitload of cops showed up. over loudspeakers they told is to get out and surrender and I knew now that they were here repair all wouldnt work, and the namek was loving gone. out of nowhere another dude I used to know yelled "ok but, if we surrender you wont kill us right? youll only shoot blanks?" as soon as he finished all the cops opened fire and killed him and I woke up
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Oct 3, 2021 21:02
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- Punished Chuck
- Dec 27, 2010
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lmfao
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Oct 3, 2021 21:06
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- extremebuff
- Jun 20, 2010
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lmfao incredible
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Oct 3, 2021 21:12
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- Sleng Teng
- May 3, 2009
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Oct 3, 2021 21:17
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- Smirking_Serpent
- Aug 27, 2009
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lmao just noticed the profile name
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Oct 3, 2021 21:20
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- Spoderman
- Aug 2, 2004
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lmao
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Oct 3, 2021 21:36
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- Sub-Actuality
- Apr 17, 2007
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lmao
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Oct 3, 2021 21:50
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- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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Lmao
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Oct 3, 2021 21:51
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- herculon
- Sep 7, 2018
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lmao
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Oct 3, 2021 21:53
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- ArfJason
- Sep 5, 2011
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- mbt
- Aug 13, 2012
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Oct 3, 2021 23:00
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- Arrhythmia
- Jul 22, 2011
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ahahahha
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Oct 4, 2021 01:58
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- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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lmfao.
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Oct 4, 2021 03:47
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- Wormskull
- Aug 23, 2009
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just had this dream last night. i was in the passenger seat with an old friend in an alley where a bunch of people were slamming their car full speed into a concrete wall
the objective was to get the highest Repair All cost in the diablo 2 blacksmith menu, that we pulled up and hit with our minds obviously. my buddys turn comes up and we are so excited to pancake ourselves on this wall. he slams on the gas and we smash into it and total everything and I almost fly through the windshield but were laughing our asses off and hooting. almost 200k gold to repair. and hes like hold on I know how we hit 200k, check this out! he points to the backseat
there was now an old namekian in the backseat from DBZ. when we both looked at him he goes "We will restore the life water device" very sternly and this was the funniest thing in the world and we laughed for 10 minutes while he hit reverse on the car in the alley that now stretched out forever.
plows forward, were going 160mph and the steering wheel is going apeshit and were so hype. not piccolo in the back just stoic and ready to accept the fate of the wall. we smash into it and flatten the entire car and the namek shoots through the windshield and splatters into a cloud of purple blood on the stone, arms and bones flying everywhere like mortal kombat. we were frozen for a second and when we checked the repair all cost it was 320k and we screamed like we just won the lottery
hitting repair all instantly restored us and the car and the namek to the backseat but then a shitload of cops showed up. over loudspeakers they told is to get out and surrender and I knew now that they were here repair all wouldnt work, and the namek was loving gone. out of nowhere another dude I used to know yelled "ok but, if we surrender you wont kill us right? youll only shoot blanks?" as soon as he finished all the cops opened fire and killed him and I woke up
drat, I need to go cold turkey as well. This is epic.
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Oct 4, 2021 05:02
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- Lunchmeat Larry
- Nov 3, 2012
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Dreamed I was watching some kind of Nintendo Direct type thing on YouTube, it wasn't clear whether it was "official" or just something some guy had put a lot of effort into faking - in either case the uploader was apparently posting it days before it was meant to drop officially.
It started with a detailed CGI trailer for the new 3D Mario, which I don't remember in much detail but went on for a while. When I next remember, it was a trailer for Elder Scrolls 6 which the uploader said revealed the game title, but he would obscure it behind clues and stuff so Bethesda wouldn't catch on and have him killed "like they did the last guy", with a one-frame subliminal photo of Todd ripping the eyeballs out of someone who was mid-post posting "the new Fallout is called Fallout 4".
Parts of this trailer I remember are a scene where you control an old NPC and have to rescue a guy from prison because he has information you need but he's an enemy as well. They used this bit to show off their new melee combat which was gritty and inspired by the Last of Us. What this meant, it turned out, was fully committing to big weighty swings, followed by extremely long canned animations of characters falling over, clutching their heads etc. These played when you took any damage at all including slight physics damage from terrain so the old guy and enemy spent most of the match trading a blow and then falling over playing the same animation.
Eventually, the old guy managed to grab the enemy by the ear and started pulling it really hard, which the youtuber described in awe as the most brutal torture he'd ever seen. The character eventually collapsed in tears and said he'd tell us everything... including where to find the name of the Elder Scrolls 6!
It turned out you found the name via a new quest added to Skyrim in which your character transcends reality and hacks into Nvidia servers. I remember thinking this was really cool and out there, hoping this was a sign that the rest of the game would lean into the weird stuff more. Eventually the name was revealed to be "the Elder Scrolls 6: Digital Spy Quest", but after revealing this the uploader admitted he'd made up everything in the last few minutes but the "CLUES R THERE! r00fles!"
I was pissed at this point and got off the train I was on, which led me into a hotel full of weird realistic renderings of the Smash Bros cast. Kirby explained in his tiny cute voice that they had to wait here because they didn't know which of them would be called into the hall to take part in the final character reveal, they find out at the same time as the rest of us. Falco kept p interjecting to call me homophobic slurs but eventually admitted he was just on edge; people had been getting killed in character reveals lately and were always resurrected, but with this being the last one they were worried that whoever died would stay dead forever.
I noticed that a bunch of the Mario characters were out on the balcony and Peach was balancing on the rail, sobbing in terror. I said I would try to call her done but to little success; I turned and tried to find Mario himself but when I did I heard her fall with a scream and Luigis response of "oh dear!" He then seemingly jumped out of guilt. When I next looked out, Daisy was getting ready to try to rescue them and was pulling on sporty stockings. I tried to shout something supportive but to my horror what came out was "you have a wonderful pair of heavenly buttocks" in the exact tone and cadence of Nandor from What We Do In The Shadows, so I had to flee before Simon Belmont staked me or something.
I then got a montage from the new Mario game of realistic versions of classic enemies, so Hammer Bro was a big round guy with a green outfit and sunglasses on a mobility scooter. The other famous Mario enemy, Tickle-o, was depicted as a big guy who followed you in airport queues using a giant brush on a stick to tickle you and get you in trouble for not standing still. He kept tickling me while the agents screamed at me to stay still and some cats demanded sausage from me.
I gave the cats some salami and they started making even more noise, giving away my position. The last thing I saw before waking up was a webcomic of the cats saying they had taken a vote on "sausages plus noise" or "nothing but sadness" and only one cat had voted for the latter because he felt bad making noise. The other cats said "well, it was agreed by a vote" and went to bed, where one of them posted in a WhatsApp chat "LOL besties can't believe he fell for that we all voted for it thing, it was actually all Allison's idea. She's such a bitch lmao"
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Oct 4, 2021 10:23
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- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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that's one of those spaghetti falling out of my pockets type of dreams
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Oct 4, 2021 11:27
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- Bicyclops
- Aug 27, 2004
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Oct 4, 2021 14:23
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- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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Dreamed I was watching some kind of Nintendo Direct type thing on YouTube, it wasn't clear whether it was "official" or just something some guy had put a lot of effort into faking - in either case the uploader was apparently posting it days before it was meant to drop officially.
It started with a detailed CGI trailer for the new 3D Mario, which I don't remember in much detail but went on for a while. When I next remember, it was a trailer for Elder Scrolls 6 which the uploader said revealed the game title, but he would obscure it behind clues and stuff so Bethesda wouldn't catch on and have him killed "like they did the last guy", with a one-frame subliminal photo of Todd ripping the eyeballs out of someone who was mid-post posting "the new Fallout is called Fallout 4".
Parts of this trailer I remember are a scene where you control an old NPC and have to rescue a guy from prison because he has information you need but he's an enemy as well. They used this bit to show off their new melee combat which was gritty and inspired by the Last of Us. What this meant, it turned out, was fully committing to big weighty swings, followed by extremely long canned animations of characters falling over, clutching their heads etc. These played when you took any damage at all including slight physics damage from terrain so the old guy and enemy spent most of the match trading a blow and then falling over playing the same animation.
Eventually, the old guy managed to grab the enemy by the ear and started pulling it really hard, which the youtuber described in awe as the most brutal torture he'd ever seen. The character eventually collapsed in tears and said he'd tell us everything... including where to find the name of the Elder Scrolls 6!
It turned out you found the name via a new quest added to Skyrim in which your character transcends reality and hacks into Nvidia servers. I remember thinking this was really cool and out there, hoping this was a sign that the rest of the game would lean into the weird stuff more. Eventually the name was revealed to be "the Elder Scrolls 6: Digital Spy Quest", but after revealing this the uploader admitted he'd made up everything in the last few minutes but the "CLUES R THERE! r00fles!"
I was pissed at this point and got off the train I was on, which led me into a hotel full of weird realistic renderings of the Smash Bros cast. Kirby explained in his tiny cute voice that they had to wait here because they didn't know which of them would be called into the hall to take part in the final character reveal, they find out at the same time as the rest of us. Falco kept p interjecting to call me homophobic slurs but eventually admitted he was just on edge; people had been getting killed in character reveals lately and were always resurrected, but with this being the last one they were worried that whoever died would stay dead forever.
I noticed that a bunch of the Mario characters were out on the balcony and Peach was balancing on the rail, sobbing in terror. I said I would try to call her done but to little success; I turned and tried to find Mario himself but when I did I heard her fall with a scream and Luigis response of "oh dear!" He then seemingly jumped out of guilt. When I next looked out, Daisy was getting ready to try to rescue them and was pulling on sporty stockings. I tried to shout something supportive but to my horror what came out was "you have a wonderful pair of heavenly buttocks" in the exact tone and cadence of Nandor from What We Do In The Shadows, so I had to flee before Simon Belmont staked me or something.
I then got a montage from the new Mario game of realistic versions of classic enemies, so Hammer Bro was a big round guy with a green outfit and sunglasses on a mobility scooter. The other famous Mario enemy, Tickle-o, was depicted as a big guy who followed you in airport queues using a giant brush on a stick to tickle you and get you in trouble for not standing still. He kept tickling me while the agents screamed at me to stay still and some cats demanded sausage from me.
I gave the cats some salami and they started making even more noise, giving away my position. The last thing I saw before waking up was a webcomic of the cats saying they had taken a vote on "sausages plus noise" or "nothing but sadness" and only one cat had voted for the latter because he felt bad making noise. The other cats said "well, it was agreed by a vote" and went to bed, where one of them posted in a WhatsApp chat "LOL besties can't believe he fell for that we all voted for it thing, it was actually all Allison's idea. She's such a bitch lmao"
Nandor ftw
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- Sub-Actuality
- Apr 17, 2007
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lmao imp dreams getting more and more bizarre. I think we’re all slowly losing our minds
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Oct 4, 2021 15:00
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- Bicyclops
- Aug 27, 2004
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i think my nightmares have gotten easier now that other imps are suddenly sharing the burden, lol. sometimes i remember that dream with the pig who sounded like sydney greenstreet where i had to Old Yeller-ize CG sonic , and i don't think anything since then has been that hosed up.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:17
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- Bolverkur
- Aug 9, 2012
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My mom said the other day she got bored of streaming (netflix amazon prime disney+ and hbo) so i dreamed that i showed her the witness on pc (puzzle game, you dont fight anything, nice looking, etc). Didnt have it installed so i had to download it and it somehow weighed a lot less and downloaded super quick, which i was thankful for. When i opened it, i showed her she had to move with wasd and move the cursor with the mouse, ajd after the she opened the first door the outaide looks completely different and then the stanley parable narrator starts talking. I go like oh no gently caress wrong game, how could this be, and when i shift tab it says "the witness: stanley parable 2" and it has the same icon as the witness. I start cursing and downloading the real witness but since stanley parable has no shooting or anything i decide its a good idea to let her play and acclimate to wasd +mouse while witness downloads.
I think on it and decide it makes sense stanley parable 2 would show you a different game cause in the real game you enter portal and minecraft worlds. Then the game shifts to avenida 9 de julio, the main street of buenos aires, and im a bit weirded out moments before i see jfk waving in his car and his head gets blown up in rtx quality graphics, im about to look at my moms reaction but i wake up
lmfao
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Oct 4, 2021 20:05
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- American McGay
- Feb 28, 2010
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by sebmojo
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Man y'all gotta start having shorter dreams.
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Oct 4, 2021 20:30
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