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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!



Imagine explaining your job at a party or w/e and you’re like “im a bird conservationist. I trap birds in plastic bags, tie em to my exhaust pipe and smother em. Conservation.”

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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Kawalimus posted:

Nothing of value lost with those cowbirds. Awful birds

If you think about it, the bird you are excited about is only cool cause it’s rare, and it’s only rare because it’s too dumb to live anywhere but in Jack pines of a very specific size and also gets constantly cucked by cowbirds. So the cowbirds are why you were excited

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

chamois posted:

to me the coolest bird is the macaw. do a lot of people in the bird community feel this way?

I have a cockatiel so I lean towards them. Dumb as bricks though.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

And now for some emptyquoting



Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

kawalimus: this is a rare warbler
time: birmds




Mystic Stylez posted:

I'm glad Kawalimus saw the bird :)

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

DeimosRising posted:

If you think about it, the bird you are excited about is only cool cause it’s rare, and it’s only rare because it’s too dumb to live anywhere but in Jack pines of a very specific size and also gets constantly cucked by cowbirds. So the cowbirds are why you were excited

Itd be a cool rarity around here you could actually have hope of finding so nah gently caress em.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Every time I visit my dad he mentions at least once that he's going to take my old BB gun and shoot a few starlings and cowbirds but he never manages to do it.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

An incredible story

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Wow theres apparently a lot more KIWA around these days. No wonder one turned up. Great news! Theres over 5000 now

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/Lj_era8/status/1445492057796009993

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Funny, since he probably can't smell

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Woozie66 posted:

Funny, since he probably can't smell
:thurman:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


I'm surprised this tweet doesn't contain a 🚀

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

in the old days kawalimus totaled our car trying to drive over a whole bunc hof cowbirds in a parking lot and he went up on an island fixture that stranded & destroyed our lowrider

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

I have pics I will show you all later :)

Funny thing though remember when the Lakers won and you screamed "LAAAAAKERS" at everyone? Well I stole that and went through everyone on my phone screaming "KIRTLAAAAAANDS" with a pic i got :D

rare bird guy holding up his binoculars yelling wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwarrrrblers

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Also the rarest warbler in ABA North America is actually the Golden-cheeked warbler. But I forget about that one cause it doesn't make it up this way.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

you can make any bird rare by suffocating a bunch of them with car exhaust

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Also the rarest warbler in ABA North America is actually the Golden-cheeked warbler. But I forget about that one cause it doesn't make it up this way.

You can't just pick and choose which is the rarest, that's not how this works

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

sharknado slashfic posted:

You can't just pick and choose which is the rarest, that's not how this works

The rarest eastern warbler :D

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

did you ever start opening pokemon cards on stream like we talked about

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

That's a cool bird

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

sharknado slashfic posted:

That's a cool bird

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

sharknado slashfic posted:

That's a cool bird

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

sharknado slashfic posted:

That's a cool bird

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
That's a warbler quality bird. I'd never heard of it. Too bad it's so far away :(

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
My favorite birds are the tiny ones that puff themselves up like little generals. :allears:

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

This is a Shiny Cowbird. Kawalimus wants to bag these beautiful birds up and hang them off of his exhaust pipe while he drives around looking at warblers.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

that's pretty hosed up

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
All these years I thought Kawalimus liked birds. This makes me question everything. Somebody level with me. Is Joe Flacco elite?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

That is a shiny bird

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
https://twitter.com/BatemanMania/status/1444829213383593987?s=20

Very excited to have 2 games against the lowly Pittsburgh Steelers.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Someone make funny

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1445889506482196480

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://www.instagram.com/ljwrites2

🚀

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
That looks indistinguishable from those insane videos on YouTube made by the algorithm.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

The Puppy Bowl posted:

That looks indistinguishable from those insane videos on YouTube made by the algorithm.

Just like ur posts

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
That image is truly terrifying. Big "bought a ghostwriter and artist off Fiver" energy.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

University of Maryland Medical System just bought 50,000 copies

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Lamar can throw?

No Papa

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

AndrewP posted:

University of Maryland Medical System just bought 50,000 copies

Ha

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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

The Puppy Bowl posted:

https://twitter.com/BatemanMania/status/1444829213383593987?s=20

Very excited to have 2 games against the lowly Pittsburgh Steelers.

just like the mallet year this is the kiss of death to get swept

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