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someone post an announcement on next door of a block party screening of cop-lickin' street jerkers and post the results
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knuthgrush posted:someone post an announcement on next door of a block party screening of cop-lickin' street jerkers and post the results The Cop-Lickin' Street Jerkers is my favourite Pat the Bunny band JackBandit posted:Spotted a tall fit man climbing on top of a slide at the playground and standing there for 10 minutes last night. There was a short ugly man watching him. Maybe some kind of sex cult or drugs??? This is from way back on page 4 or some poo poo, but I just wanted to say I appreciate this
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Oct 10, 2021 19:15
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I usually don't call the cops on people but when the man with his junk out who was also occasionally walking up and down the street looking in car windows, obviously looking to steal poo poo, and he didn't respond to me screaming at him to GTFO or banging on his stolen shopping cart, I decided to give the police a chance. It took the Portland police over half an hour to send a car over. The dude was still jerking it out there, though. They drove up, told him to move along, and drove off. So if you're one of these thread's street-jerkers too, come to Portland because the police DGAF and you'll get off (hah) scot-free.
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Oct 10, 2021 19:36
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Call the cops so they and the guy can jerk each other off.
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Oct 10, 2021 19:38
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you broke my grill posted:stay safe, my neighbors This guy rules, give him beer, and bring his dog treats.
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Oct 10, 2021 19:45
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Catastrophe posted:I usually don't call the cops on people but when the man with his junk out who was also occasionally walking up and down the street looking in car windows, obviously looking to steal poo poo, and he didn't respond to me screaming at him to GTFO or banging on his stolen shopping cart, I decided to give the police a chance. You should have told the cops the guy was peacefully protesting police brutality and racism.
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Oct 10, 2021 20:04
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:The Cop-Lickin' Street Jerkers is my favourite Pat the Bunny band I saw them open for the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies in 1994, although they were called the Cop-Jerkin Street Lickers back in those days.
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Oct 10, 2021 22:39
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You should have told the cops the guy was peacefully protesting police brutality and racism. Jesus man, he's not trying to cause a murder
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Oct 10, 2021 22:43
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This is pretty nice.
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Oct 10, 2021 23:09
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What’s up with the dog being dressed up like a clown lol
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Oct 11, 2021 01:40
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AOCs Pink Pearl posted:What’s up with the dog being dressed up like a clown lol Pagliacci you bitch
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Oct 11, 2021 02:25
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I love Frankie the fish even though that bastard about got me fired. Gluing on magnets and hanging him in my cube seemed like a good idea at the time... Apparently someone on the 100 cube floor was a spoilsport and called my boss after he did the song just about nonstop for an hour because people could not stop touching him...
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Oct 11, 2021 02:27
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algebra testes posted:Pagliacci you bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ael2ojGGUok
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Oct 11, 2021 02:29
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I would like to see a nextdoor post from the guy cranking his hog in the middle of the road.
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Oct 11, 2021 02:38
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my dog died im sad posted:I would like to see a nextdoor post from the guy cranking his hog in the middle of the road. HogMaster69 posted:People are so uptight these days. Used to you could pop a squat and start an impromptu jo sesh and you'd come out (lol) with a few new buds at the end. But nowadays? People call the cops! How did this neighborhood get so damned inhospitable!
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Oct 11, 2021 03:44
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A Strange Aeon posted:Try and tell us our future's at stake
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Oct 11, 2021 04:43
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Lol, thank you!!!
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Oct 11, 2021 04:50
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:The Cop-Lickin' Street Jerkers is my favourite Pat the Bunny band  I tried hard to come up with some kinda wingnut new mexico ramshackle whiskey I dunno reference that fit but I'm just gonna say quality post.
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Oct 11, 2021 05:28
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This thread turned into a Nextdoor post, well done everyone.
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Oct 11, 2021 05:42
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i'm sorry, i have to ask where is this from? edit: wait what thread am i even in?
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Oct 11, 2021 10:22
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Mr Interweb posted:i'm sorry, i have to ask it almost looks like sniperwolf? i think it might be one of those cop-lickin' street jerkers, though.
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Oct 11, 2021 13:25
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knuthgrush posted:it almost looks like sniperwolf? i think it might be one of those cop-lickin' street jerkers, though. https://www.tiktok.com/@scubasteph
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Oct 11, 2021 18:46
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huh, very....interesting page thanks
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Oct 11, 2021 21:16
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yeah, weird. does she have any good nextdoor posts? i'm still terrified to get on nextdoor after the meth nazis and the trump compound. the only invite i received was in my mailbox allegedly from the trump compound so there can't be anything good there. plus more people knowing my name and address is just gross.
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Oct 11, 2021 22:52
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knuthgrush posted:yeah, weird. does she have any good nextdoor posts? You aren't wrong to feel this way about Nextdoor, but other posters won't know your address.
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Oct 12, 2021 00:15
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Who needs nextdoor when your unmedicated bipolar neighbor can just flag you down and rant at you for going around the corner he lives on at the speed limit because he perceives it as speeding? Oh and he casually implied murdering me somewhere in there too, should I ever hit one of his grandkids that I have literally never, ever seen in the 10 years of living in this neighborhood. This was the first interaction I’ve ever had with him ever. I knew my wierd vibe from seeing him all these years was accurate.
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Oct 12, 2021 00:54
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knuthgrush posted:plus more people knowing my name and address is just gross. I have an olderton coworker who was afraid of Facebook and revealing info that could get his identity stolen but wanted grandkid photos. In front of him I looked him up through public government websites and found his house and mortgage info within a couple of minutes. I also told him that anybody's identity could be stolen if someone was trying, but with some healthy paranoia he will be safe because nobody will specifically target him because he's boring. I guess he thought he was a man of mystery, because later he told me that at first he felt bad when I said he's boring, but now he's cool with it for the safeguards that provides. He also did have a prior identity theft scare after an investment company had a hard drive burglary, so it wasn't terribly unwarranted to fear giving information to social media. Now his even more anti-social media wife constantly re-shares "do you remember when..." memes on his account.
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Oct 12, 2021 13:37
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OGDanDogg posted:I have an olderton coworker who was afraid of Facebook and revealing info that could get his identity stolen but wanted grandkid photos. In front of him I looked him up through public government websites and found his house and mortgage info within a couple of minutes. I also told him that anybody's identity could be stolen if someone was trying, but with some healthy paranoia he will be safe because nobody will specifically target him because he's boring. it's less identity theft and more actually knowing some of my neighbors. there was a meth lab behind me and that house gets raided every other month or so, a meth lab that exploded and caught part of the street on fire two blocks away, there's a trump compound (for lack of better words but the place is built up like a fort), another one with "gently caress biden" jack-o-lanterns (the kids will love it!), a couple of cops, some religious zealots, and other mixed nuts. i socialize with the safe neighbors. i'm sure a highly motivated turkey could hunt me down online as i'm no man of mystery but i try to treat them all like wasps: leave them alone so they'll leave me alone. plus, i don't think it'd be any good for my outlook on the world as one of the other posters has alluded to.
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Oct 12, 2021 15:11
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some neighbor posted:Looking for a recommendation to fix an old doorbell that doesn’t ding. Thanks! some neighbor dad posted:But does it dong? 
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Oct 13, 2021 00:28
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Old people are way more mysterious than you give them credit for. And most of the mysteries are: they want to have sex with you.
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Oct 13, 2021 03:28
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Catastrophe posted:I usually don't call the cops on people but when the man with his junk out who was also occasionally walking up and down the street looking in car windows, obviously looking to steal poo poo, and he didn't respond to me screaming at him to GTFO or banging on his stolen shopping cart, I decided to give the police a chance. So you are less chill than the same cops who teargas peaceful protesters? Why do you care so much he stole that shopping cart? Did you try talking to him politely before threatening him with a bat? #streetjerkersunite
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Oct 13, 2021 04:00
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This is a jolly rancher free neighborhood!
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Oct 13, 2021 07:44
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Traxis posted:This is a jolly rancher free neighborhood! This can't be real.
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Oct 13, 2021 08:40
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Traxis posted:This is a jolly rancher free neighborhood! / 
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Oct 13, 2021 08:42
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Wendigee posted:This can't be real.
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Oct 13, 2021 10:54
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They're right about the pennies. Those people can go gently caress themselves.
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Oct 13, 2021 11:06
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I love that, it sounds like it came from a precocious kid with a great scheme to play on his neighborhood's imagined past of trick or treating glory to get higher quality candy.
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Oct 13, 2021 11:26
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DrPossum posted:They're right about the pennies. Those people can go gently caress themselves.
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Oct 13, 2021 13:37
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Old people are way more mysterious than you give them credit for. And most of the mysteries are: they want to have sex with you. Hot NILFs (neighbors I'd like to gently caress) in your area! Click here!
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All the halloween candy has fentanyl in it this year. I read a thing on a website.
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