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radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

lol. Should I vote in the GOP primary just to vote against Goober.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Huh did you know the Katy freeway is the largest in the world ? 26 lanes.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Did you not? They wouldn't shut the gently caress up about it when they were doing the expansion.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

radical meme posted:

lol. Should I vote in the GOP primary just to vote against Goober.

what? no. vote in the GOP primary just to vote against george prescott. louie '22 baby

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

zoux posted:

Huh did you know the Katy freeway is the largest in the world ? 26 lanes.

That's why it is also the least congested freeway in the world.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Oil! posted:

That's why it is also the least congested freeway in the world.

:mmmhmm:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Please no.

https://twitter.com/PoliticsInsider/status/1458067461526458376

I don't even know anything about this dead guy they're all obsessed with not being dead, other than being the son of a famous dead democrat.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Becoming the international HQ-Anon seems extremely on-brand for Dallas

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Take me home country road to the place I belong! Dealey Plaza! Mountain mama!

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
Republican turnout is crazy. They'll even turn out for dead presidents.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/scottbraddock/status/1458436994896388103
https://twitter.com/scottbraddock/status/1458439125770637319

I have no idea what Gohmert's game here is

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Bean yourself on the head with a skillet a couple times and you might just be able to see whatever his plan is.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


If he did have a plan, how could we tell with him?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/John_Tedesco/status/1458553917332152323

Oh word, instant knock out neck hypos from the movies don't actually exist? That the chief of HPD was willing to go out and say this at the first press conference is absolutely nuts, and personally I think it's some what concerning that cops think movies are real.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Thomas J. Henry is representing the victims, and he expects the final tally of damages in the billions.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What are they valuing the free month of online text therapy at

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i was listening to the first presser live and my ears perked up at the needle poo poo. absolutely insane to bring up like that with no other info

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

i say swears online posted:

i was listening to the first presser live and my ears perked up at the needle poo poo. absolutely insane to bring up like that with no other info

The world is run by lunatics, top to bottom.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



zoux posted:

What are they valuing the free month of online text therapy at

Lol

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
New Bagby in Houston by the library lookin swank.


https://twitter.com/allynwest/status/1459215400076460036?s=21

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

pete gallego out at sul ross, cementing his legacy for generations

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
I know you have to start somewhere, but trying to ride a bicycle through downtown sounds terrifying.



Speaking of which. We need to start a pedestrians and bicyclists out on the east side stop loving wearing black on black when you're literally in the middle of the street challenge.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Laff

https://twitter.com/wimminsrea/status/1460013151584493585?s=21

probably fake but yolo

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1460246205066354692

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


lol

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Beto will save us

Dang

Beto will save us

Dang

Dang

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
I guess he finally gave up trying to find someone else to run.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ted Cruz is now going to be governor.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





How long until the first ad about guns?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Mathew McConaughey could win the primary since he's anti vax

Ratmtattat
Mar 10, 2004
the hairdryer

I'll still vote for Beto since he'd be better than Abbott, but in no way am I expecting him to win or even come closer than 10 points.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


George H.W. oval office posted:

How long until the first ad about guns?

Probably this afternoon.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Ratmtattat posted:

I'll still vote for Beto since he'd be better than Abbott, but in no way am I expecting him to win or even come closer than 10 points.

I agree but then again I said that about Biden and

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/PhillipMartin/status/1460279402118402050

Lol

https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1460272043539243015

Impose socialism aha

If I set the o/u for beto's loss margin at 8 pts, what do you take

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

they're so aware of the intelligence of their audience

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

In some good news
https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1460289462043353093

I hope they take every penny he owns.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Dameius posted:

I guess he finally gave up trying to find someone else to run.

It's more likely he got dragged kicking-and-screaming into this because the party had absolutely no other candidates and absolutely no one else was willing to step up.

At this point, the best thing the DNC could do would be to put every single Texas Dem on a blacklist for any Federal appointments or national party jobs until at least one Democrat wins a statewide election. No more brain drain pulling anyone even slightly competent away to DC so they can ignore how much of a mess things are down here.

EDIT:

zoux posted:

Impose socialism aha

If I set the o/u for beto's loss margin at 8 pts, what do you take

I'd take the under, especially if it's a bad winter. I don't think he has a chance of winning, and there is a lot less excitement now than he had in the last statewide race, but I think we're looking at a 4-6 point loss.

LanceHunter fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Nov 15, 2021

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

https://www.krgv.com/news/state-rep-ryan-guillen-switches-to-gop-in-latest-blow-to-south-texas-democrats

Masks are finally shedding to reveal who they truly are. No longer do the Dinos have anything to fear of being labeled GOP down here. We are so hosed.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Chris Turner not happy:
https://twitter.com/jaspscherer/status/1460287145323732993

I figured Dems were going to lose house seats this cycle, I just didn't figure it would start a year before the election.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

zoux posted:

Chris Turner not happy:
https://twitter.com/jaspscherer/status/1460287145323732993

I figured Dems were going to lose house seats this cycle, I just didn't figure it would start a year before the election.

Just roll the gently caress over and show your belly to beg for rubs. Pinche cobarde.

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