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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I love how he wanted to have one of those old-timey mustaches with the curled, waxed tips but is either to gross or too lazy to so that so he just shaves it into that shape

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I've not felt physical pain from an image in a long time.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Jeesis posted:

Pedo truck in the wild, unsure how to embed mp4s or if it is even possible.
https://imgur.com/x46juxh

Some images from his instagram :whitewater:



He looks exactly what you would expect him to look like.


I see cars like this all the time where I live but they’re usually really souped up Hondas or Toyotas and the drivers are youngish Asian guys instead of neckbeards. Some of the decals are borderline pornographic

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

I see cars like this all the time where I live but they’re usually really souped up Hondas or Toyotas and the drivers are youngish Asian guys instead of neckbeards. Some of the decals are borderline pornographic

yeah did you catch these stickers though:

he's probably a mod on this very website.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

hoo boy I did not zoom in

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

hoo boy I did not zoom in

it was in that video in the post, it's bad

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

These are actually rejected draft lyrics for Weird Al’s parody of “Rape Me”

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

one time i was talking to my dad on the phone while he was truckin and apparently a lady trucker next to him on the road flashed her pierced titties at him. this reminded me of that. weird memory.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
FINALLY an infocar with a positive message:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!
Apparently the plural of that can also be clitorides.

Baby come take a trip on my clitoride

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
godspeed, clitmobile :catstare:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Murder of Crows

Crusade of Clitoruses

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



crispix posted:

godspeed, clitmobile :catstare:

Infowarrior rides, chick tractors, vehicular screeds: godspeed, clitmobile

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

it's clitori

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Clitorides

E- gently caress; it would seem that I have been beaten

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I'm sorry the correct answer was:

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

I'm sorry the correct answer was:


LOL!!!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

oh damnit. It was the word CLIT poorly scrawled above the car badge TAURUS.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
When your official business livery is effectively an infocar:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The grammar’s not even correct

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Local Weather posted:

It takes a special kind of person to advertise to the nation what you like to jerk off to.

Well, there's been a number of horny cars in this thread, which I thought I respected the cars that were horny rather than angry.


I dunno what to do about anime nerds that feel confidant enough to be openly horny about that. Maybe somebody else does.

EPICAC
Mar 23, 2001

Not necessarily an infocar, but thread adjacent.





Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

EPICAC posted:

Not necessarily an infocar, but thread adjacent.







At first glance I'd estimate that car's storage capacity to be several hundred megabytes. That's lots of info.

As for the data capacity depending entirely on the surface area, that's just the holographic principle in action. :pseudo:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:

When your official business livery is effectively an infocar:


over/under on a chud bleeding from the eyes and crashing into a telephone pole the moment this car pulls out in front of their personal tanks.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

When your official business livery is effectively an infocar:


I dunno, I'd call her if I were a woman and needed someone to help pull a baby out of my cooter. She seems non-threatening, which is what I'd want in a situation like that.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Saw this a couple weeks back.

It had the same thing on the other side and the windshield had big block letters saying "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" but oddly enough the back window was some unrelated thing that had nothing to do with vaccines or masks.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"Jesus is my copilot and we're cruising for pussy" is poetry.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

EPICAC posted:

Not necessarily an infocar, but thread adjacent.







this guy lived next door to my brother in somerville for a period of time. we went to a gathering at his house and drank all of his wine. i also met the "local wikipedia crowd" there and they were exactly the kind of people you would think they are

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

The_Franz posted:

this guy lived next door to my brother in somerville for a period of time. we went to a gathering at his house and drank all of his wine. i also met the "local wikipedia crowd" there and they were exactly the kind of people you would think they are

Sounds like a successful goonmeet.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Posted in the lol trump thread:



I saw an actual cut vinyl sticker of this on a car while I was walking yesterday as well :/


also, this has to count:

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

The Bloop posted:


also, this has to count:



can't tell if that is some 5head democrat cointelpro or not

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

busalover posted:

can't tell if that is some 5head democrat cointelpro or not

I doubt it, they don't have the verve

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I have a tiny window breaker punch that I'd love to use on these pieces of poo poo but I don't want that karma.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I have a tiny window breaker punch that I'd love to use on these pieces of poo poo but I don't want that karma.

Same, if by karma you mean potential lawsuits, criminal prosecution, and getting shot by chuds

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

The Bloop posted:


I saw an actual cut vinyl sticker of this on a car while I was walking yesterday as well :/


I did too. At Panera. In Portland. Well outside Portland. But even so. It was of course with a rip-off Calvin peeing on something he didn't like.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

The Bloop posted:

Same, if by karma you mean potential lawsuits, criminal prosecution, and getting shot by chuds

More worried about the actual karma.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

AHH F/UGH posted:

About the worst I've seen here in Oregon is a few random Q stickers but there is one guy who had a big nutz lifted truck that said P A N T Y D R O P P E R on the front windshield and the back windshield was a chick bending over in a thong

The word around town is that he got pulled over and was told to take it off and he refused and went to court and they also said take it off so he did

I had photos ages ago but idk where they are now but I saw an RV out by Detroit lake that had every inch of it covered in cardboard with Bob Hickman style "god entered my body" screeds and rants about evil government/medicine/etc. Theres a lot more of that going on out in central/eastern oregon I think

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Pennywise the Frown posted:

More worried about the actual karma.

karma isn't real, HTH

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Speaker posted:

karma isn't real, HTH

That's what someone with bad karma would say

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