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FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



:coronatoot:

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
not a big fan of the new demons they added to smtv tbh

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
i called it

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

scary ghost dog posted:

they should skip nu and xi and call it the OMICRON VARIANT

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Omicrowned

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Lacrosse posted:

Let them have their fun before the end of the world

you do release covid is highly transmissible right

also bookmark this lol https://flightaware.com/live/flight/UAL187/history/20211126/2010Z/FAOR/KEWR

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

super sweet best pal posted:

No nus is good nus

I posted a similar far side a few pages ago and no one quoted me!!!!!! :mad:

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

Reconsidering sending our soon-to-be vaccinated kid back to school in January! Amazing timing really.

My main question after reading the last few pages of this thread is why are their still people on planes?

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

smoobles posted:

If Omicron really does have Delta transmissibility and a 10% kill rate then it could be the solution to climate change

*in aged baritone voice* This world is wrecked with cataclysms. The EarthOmicron strains to shrug off the pestilence of Kain'sMan's parasitic empire.

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.

quote:

Angelique Coetzee, chairperson of the South African Medical Association: “It’s all speculation at this stage. It may be it’s highly transmissible but so far the cases we are seeing are EXTREMELY MILD.”

This is how you know it's some poo poo

Serf
May 5, 2011


i don't understand the whole "get vaxxed, get boosted, vaxx the world" line. like, is any place on earth forcing people to get vaccinated? and even then, assuming you did line people up at gunpoint and jab them, the vaccine doesn't prevent spreading it

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Nocturtle posted:

Reconsidering sending our soon-to-be vaccinated kid back to school in January! Amazing timing really.

My main question after reading the last few pages of this thread is why are their still people on planes?

This may be illuminative.

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

nice

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Do not omicome.

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


actionjackson posted:

you do release covid is highly transmissible right

also bookmark this lol https://flightaware.com/live/flight/UAL187/history/20211126/2010Z/FAOR/KEWR

Yeah sorry I was making a bad joke

Also Chise is right about the 'don't shatter your friends' fragile mental state', I'm probably not going to be able to talk about any of this with anyone not in this thread

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004

actionjackson posted:

you do release covid is highly transmissible right

also bookmark this lol https://flightaware.com/live/flight/UAL187/history/20211126/2010Z/FAOR/KEWR
https://i.imgur.com/FPzDOmY.mp4

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

omicron persei 8

anyone make that reference yet?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Lacrosse posted:

Yeah sorry I was making a bad joke

Also Chise is right about the 'don't shatter your friends' fragile mental state', I'm probably not going to be able to talk about any of this with anyone not in this thread

I straight up just asked my wife if she'd like to opt out of my C-SPAM COVID updates.

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

Nocturtle posted:

Reconsidering sending our soon-to-be vaccinated kid back to school in January! Amazing timing really.

My main question after reading the last few pages of this thread is why are their still people on planes?

Um, I have had a very traumatized last few months having to stay inside more than I wanted to. Need to go to Baja to blow off some steam!

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSrsxccEklw

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Lacrosse posted:

Yeah sorry I was making a bad joke

Also Chise is right about the 'don't shatter your friends' fragile mental state', I'm probably not going to be able to talk about any of this with anyone not in this thread

I hope that idiot's mental state goes to pieces shortly after they're forced to delete those hubristic tweets.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

smoobles posted:

If Omicron really does have Delta transmissibility and a 10% kill rate then it could be the solution to climate change

Where are people getting CFR 10% from

What's the CFR for Ebola, again

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
Number is treating this like March 2020: 2

https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1464301885846925333

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Hadlock posted:

Where are people getting CFR 10% from

What's the CFR for Ebola, again

Like 50%

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hadlock posted:

Where are people getting CFR 10% from

What's the CFR for Ebola, again

Like one in two.

Why do you ask?

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


mycomancy posted:

I straight up just asked my wife if she'd like to opt out of my C-SPAM COVID updates.

Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could hurt you?

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

Hadlock posted:

Where are people getting CFR 10% from

What's the CFR for Ebola, again

it’s an extrapolation of the increased viral loads of past variants correlating with mortality, only like 3 data points though

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcH1mM11N8w

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

omicron is a dope name at least

all hail omicron

It feels appropriately world-ending, yeah

Elea
Oct 10, 2012

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Collect them all!


e: lmao graphic is missing something important!

Weird how a huge country like China isn't contributing more variants.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Hadlock posted:

Where are people getting CFR 10% from

What's the CFR for Ebola, again

I saw a post ITT (the most reliable source for covid information)

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
world leaders and libs right now

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Elea posted:

Weird how a huge country like China isn't contributing more variants.

You fool the communists must be lying about their variants.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
lmao even if it’s just 2% CFR in the US that would crush our hospital system.

rebuilding my bean throne while posting through it.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Thread moving fast again. world is a gently caress

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

papa horny michael posted:

it's cool to casually mention irl even a single thing from this thread, then have friends texting you a few days later asking if i know more about what's up with the new covid.

i am not here to do the work for you, but also here is my patreon to apologize for contacting me

lol if ure not enjoying waking them up with a sledgehammer

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

posting on the pandemic page

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

i was feeling depressed about not being able to see friends the last couple weeks but I’m thriving again, waking up every morning and refreshing the thread morning to night

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/status/1464063150999818245

Fun fact: it’s late spring in South Africa.

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