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The Zillow search term of the day is "venerable" https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/443-Johnson-Hill-Rd-Washington-MA-01223/56817425_zpid/    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/384-9th-St-Brooklyn-NY-11215/30584868_zpid/   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/44-Manhanset-Rd-Shelter-Island-Heights-NY-11965/59359815_zpid/  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13-Passage-View-Ln-Grand-Isle-VT-05458/2068731471_zpid/    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/312-Shore-Rd-Ogunquit-ME-03907/2068668830_zpid/     https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1005-River-Rd-Erwinna-PA-18920/2070253983_zpid/   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/73-N-2nd-St-Hudson-NY-12534/2111421185_zpid/ a church conversion that is unsuccessful at resembling a house in any way  
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(religious joke about not being converted)
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So we're just not going to talk about the disco ball in the bathroom?
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Disco ball's gotta go somewhere.
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Pee is stored in the disco balls.
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Houses used to really FLAUNT their house numbers, I notice. Like this: 638!!!! It's practically a brand identity. A friend of mine lived in a fancy house that was broken into apartments, and the house was really About being No.5. No.5 appeared all over the place. At certain times of day, NO. 5 would be projected in yellow and red stained glass numerals across the foyer. It was ostentatious.
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It came from Twitter. https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/58942829/   quote:A truly one of a kind property, formally a Victorian Turkish bathhouse, school swimming house and a glass factory, now a simply stunning family home. This incredible residence is positioned in a favoured location in St.Leonards-On-Sea, a stone's throw from the seafront. Effortlessly combining an eclectic mix of fun features, Turkish inspired decor and Victorian character, the Bath House boasts a wonderful open-plan living area equipped with its very own bowling ally, a cinema room, three further double bedrooms, three bathrooms and a courtyard area with distant sea views. This truly is a home like no other. Call us now for more information, we are *Open 8 am - 8 pm 7 Days a Week*
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Arsenic Lupin posted:It came from Twitter. I could do without the clown, but these folks know how to live. Not a lawyer foyer in sight.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I could do without the clown, but these folks know how to live. Not a lawyer foyer in sight. Lawyer foyer?
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Lawyer foyer? A lavish lifeless 2 story foyer of useless space that exists solely to impress guests. A big useless space in a mcmansion that proves you are rich and fancy enough to have a big useless space. Often done in the style of a high end office or hotel. e: examples  
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yea just gonna go play some piano for my friends in the foyer 
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The Zillow search term of the day is "sapele" https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1140-S-Negley-Ave-Pittsburgh-PA-15217/11629486_zpid/    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8492-Hearn-Rd-Chattahoochee-Hills-GA-30268/69348540_zpid/  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1670-Marsh-Harbor-Ln-Mount-Pleasant-SC-29464/10923849_zpid/ rip to the Kitchen Islands You Can gently caress On tumblr blog, this one's for you   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2804-The-Strand-Manhattan-Beach-CA-90266/20421161_zpid/  Chair just chillin'      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10646-10647-N-Lakeview-Dr-Hayden-ID-83835/2067605285_zpid/     https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/76-Deer-Hill-Rd-Rhinebeck-NY-12572/30092742_zpid/ not sure about the pricetag not sure about that wall  not sure about these stairs  not sure about this bathroom placement 
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Facebook Aunt posted:A lavish lifeless 2 story foyer of useless space that exists solely to impress guests. A big useless space in a mcmansion that proves you are rich and fancy enough to have a big useless space. Often done in the style of a high end office or hotel. The table is to put your shopping on while you take off your shoes. Except Americans are animals and don't take off their shoes so 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The table is to put your shopping on while you take off your shoes. The chair right next to the table would be real handy for putting shoes on and off too. But that will never happen, because that picture is from america. It's like there is an ancestral memory of things that should be in a foyer, but it has become untethered from reality and now includes pianos.
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Facebook Aunt posted:The chair right next to the table would be real handy for putting shoes on and off too. But that will never happen, because that picture is from america. It's like there is an ancestral memory of things that should be in a foyer, but it has become untethered from reality and now includes pianos. Yeah I have both those things at home but I actually use them for said purposes. I am not exaggerating when I say my life was poo poo before getting them. It's still poo poo but at least my vestibular situation is vastly improved. I do not, however, have a piano. Makes u think 
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Youth Decay posted:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10646-10647-N-Lakeview-Dr-Hayden-ID-83835/2067605285_zpid/ I know it's violently masculine but this is my kink.
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my Eames LAR is arriving tomorrow, best part is I bought it from a corporate seller so they gave me a pretty big discount (I'm quite sure they aren't supposed to sell to me, but I'm not complaining) same as this but with a greenish blue shell
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How tall is the person using this shower, wtf even if the ceiling is eight feet, getting to the shampoo seems like it would be a bit of a stretch
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actionjackson posted:How tall is the person using this shower, wtf
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I swear I could copy-paste WHO SCRUBS THE GROUT into at least 80% of these homes. Because yowza. Facebook Aunt posted:A lavish lifeless 2 story foyer of useless space that exists solely to impress guests. A big useless space in a mcmansion that proves you are rich and fancy enough to have a big useless space. Often done in the style of a high end office or hotel.
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SubponticatePoster posted:I think it's a trick of the perspective. If you use the reflection of the sink as a reference point it seems like a normal shower? my showerhead comes out of the wall at just under seven feet. That ceiling has to be at least eight feet, and you can see there's only three of those tiny square tiles, so it's coming out at almost eight feet high, that doesn't seem normal
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I swear I could copy-paste WHO SCRUBS THE GROUT into at least 80% of these homes. Because yowza. How have we not moved on from grout? Scrubbing it sucks, and white grout is just masochistic.
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Snowy posted:How have we not moved on from grout? Scrubbing it sucks, and white grout is just masochistic. because tile is amazing but if you're going to tile a shower, do 2x4" or 3x6" rectangles instead of 1x1"
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Tile is for poors who can't afford 4x8 foot slabs of solid imported marble.
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um excuse me posted:Tile is for poors who can't afford 4x8 foot slabs of solid imported marble. Those ARE tiles. I have fifty of those in my shower-hall
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how do people even live in 95% of these homes just abject terror that fireplace in the laguna beach home is pretty dope tho
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My biggest takeaway from most of these places is that they're just too loving big.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:My biggest takeaway from most of these places is that they're just too loving big. marry me
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Magic Hate Ball posted:My biggest takeaway from most of these places is that they're just too loving big. I agree, it's just tougher to find houses with a design that is good (i.e. not given a generic gray remodel, not trapped in 90s beige) or at least interesting, in a decent state of repair, and reasonably sized. It's why I gravitate towards older bungalows and colonials, they were sized appropriately for human beings (or hobbits, in the case of the oldest colonials) to live in. But again, so many have doubled or tripled in size from modern additions. Also, bigger expensive houses tend to have wordier listings making it much easier to actually search for them. There are probably a lot of hidden gems that entirely lack descriptions that I can't dig out from under thousands of listings of generic gray remodels. Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Dec 7, 2021 |
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Youth Decay posted:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5149-E-Crescent-Dr-Anaheim-CA-92807/25411790_zpid/ this one is for actionjackson based on the location surely this used to be a disney resort property, how else can you explain this
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The Zillow search term of the day is "petite." https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/226-Joyce-St-Wausau-WI-54401/71282738_zpid/ "Unique opportunity to own this petite 1940's Cottage-Style Bungalow that's Cute as a Button." It's $65k because it "needs TLC" and is in a flood zone. these bedroom murals > those Rufus Porter bedroom murals   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Payran-St-Petaluma-CA-94952/15752020_zpid/ "Petite delight!"  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/33-Park-Dr-Hurley-NY-12498/32843120_zpid/ kitchen has "petite granite countertops" whatever that means    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/555-Green-Bay-Rd-Lunenburg-NS-B4V-6P2/2071673155_zpid/ located near the "Petite General Store" yeah it's a stretch just go with it  I know the sisal is for the beach theme but all I can think of is built-in scratching posts  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/57-Drum-Hill-Ln-Stamford-CT-06902/177197343_zpid/ has a "petite pool house", of which there are no photos in the listing. Also says it was "designed by a noted architect" but does not say who that architect is.   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/32-Tannery-Rd-Lunenburg-NS-B4V-5X4/2067792591_zpid/ 1980 passive solar "situated in the quiet town of Petite Riviere"  this is cool as hell     I'm taking this bedroom (I'm 5'2" it'll work)  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5544-Highland-Rd-Baton-Rouge-LA-70808/66276423_zpid/ an actually descriptive, if not grammatical, listing do these people ever proofread their poo poo posted:Originally built on Highland Road, where Knox Hill Subdivision now stands; this Louisiana Creole plantation structure was built circa 1779 on a 1786 spanish Land Grant given to Joseph Petitepierre who was one of the original Klienpeters to arrive in East Baton Rouge parish.( petite Pierre literally translates to klein peter. In 1985 Robert H. Hodges bought and moved the house from its orginial site to 5544 Highland Road., which is 2 miles from LSU. Had he not agreed to purchase the house and move it, the house would have been demolished. It is a raised Creole plantation house with 2160 sq. ft. of liv area which included an additional designed by by famed Louisiana architect A. Hayes Town. This is the oldest inhabited dwelling in EBR parish. and believed to be one of the five (5) oldest homes in Louisiana. This house is listed in the United States National Register of Historic Places. The House is made of Cypress and it contains many of its original mud and moss over stakes (bousillage) walls. It is held together by pegs, not nails, using tenon and mortise construction. the attic contains a Norman truss. The roof is split cedar shingles. The floor plan is typical of Creole vernacular architecture with rooms arranged side by side, with no corridors. The floors are the original odd-planked cypress boards. It contains the original double-sided fireplaces. The ceilings are 10.5 feet high. There is a large front porch(Gallery) that is 38.5 feet by 11 feet wide over-looking Highland Road. The 2 bedrooms in the addition are both en suites with a shared baloncy overlooking Bayou Fountain. The entire house in central AC/ Heat.     b a l o n c y
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the day has finally come https://i.imgur.com/H4R4U4R.mp4
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