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Sometimes the sale is for a couple adjacent lots, but as far as I can tell Zillow doesn’t know what to do with that. Not saying your FSBO examples aren’t screwed up, just that it’s also a thing that can lead to apparently borked listings.
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That's not the case here: Listed as 12.67, math comes up just shy of 6.5~ acres. But yeah, I do see that frequently, where it'll be "2 - 5ac lots!" but the description usually states lots sold separately or combined for slightly less than both separately. This ad doesn't have any kind of language like that. E: the description 
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Dec 15, 2021 15:33
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Yeah, in the FSBO case, it’s almost certainly something along the lines of “Well I remember before he died, Ol’ Farmer Hank always said his field was 12 acres” and so that’s what they go with, because doing math is hard and how can anyone even know what an acre actually is e: “0 unnamed dirt road” in Colorado, lol, that is literally exactly what’s up, either someone inherited or someone is cashing out for retirement and going from memory 🤣 Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Dec 15, 2021 |
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Yep. Welcome to land sales of the San Luis Valley. My friend bought 40 acres and a house out here this year. I'm strongly leaning on the idea of buying 4 acres off of him, so he can keep above the 35 acres needed for an agricultural well. He hasn't had a surveyor out yet, so what we're negotiating on is, I'll pay for the survey, have them pin off my 4 acres, then pay for cutting him a new driveway when I get mine cut. It'd save me on drilling my own well ($9k as of August here for 40-50ft), but I'd have to trench a few hundred feet to reach his, and keep the line 5 feet below the surface. A driveway cut through sand and a survey shouldn't cost me $4k, but we'll see. E: he's on the edge of wetlands, in the desert, so there's lots of bird watching during migration season. And predators because this poo poo is 7500ft of elevation. Occasionally wild horses, too. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Dec 15, 2021 |
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Dec 15, 2021 15:47
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coupedeville posted:With such a lukewarm retort I can rest assured I'm not missing anything of note with you on my ignore list. Thanks for your participation. If you feel the need to backup your vote for Joe Biden that genuinely and personally, hoooo boy.
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Crunchy Black posted:If you feel the need to backup your vote for Joe Biden that genuinely and personally, hoooo boy. I'd vote for Charles Manson if it got Trump out of the White House.
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Crunchy Black posted:If you feel the need to backup your vote for Joe Biden that genuinely and personally, hoooo boy. lmao what vote you numpty
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:/\ that bathroom vanity is straight out of the beverly hillbillies. Your state or local government may have a GIS platform that allows you to look up parcel information
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:$2.4 million and just look at this bathroom.  e: Not the bathroom.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I didn't want to read much of the listing but it comes with a warehouse. Not gonna lie - I'd deal with the house to get the warehouse/offices to use as a personal shop. Hell, I could temporarily live in the warehouse while tearing out all that hillbilly crap. $2.4M, though... 3D Megadoodoo posted:
Exactly.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:$2.4 million and just look at this bathroom. What I want to know is, is that the actual roof of that room or is there a fake tin roof under the real ceiling?
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Dec 16, 2021 09:31
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Fake as the owner's smile
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Dec 16, 2021 23:36
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Hi! Let's give the orange man blue man chat a break in here. While undeniably crappy, it is neither construction nor constructive. Also why are you putting cum in your garage swimming pools. 
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corgski posted:Hi! Let's give the orange man blue man chat a break in here. While undeniably crappy, it is neither construction nor constructive. 
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corgski posted:Hi! Let's give the orange man blue man chat a break in here. While undeniably crappy, it is neither construction nor constructive. It’s cum, not cum. C’mon!
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corgski posted:Hi! Let's give the orange man blue man chat a break in here. While undeniably crappy, it is neither construction nor constructive.
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Dec 17, 2021 13:35
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You’re supposed to have a vase for it guys
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I keep mine in a jar with a small figurine of the President inside of it.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I keep mine in a jar with a small figurine of the President inside of it. Do you offer a Ted Talk?
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I keep mine in a jar with a small figurine of the President inside of it. The garage cum swimming pool will nut divide us.
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the yeti posted:You’re supposed to have a vase for it guys I thought it was several plastic soda bottles of varying sizes that get posted on Boxing Day? DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I keep mine in a jar with a small figurine of the President inside of it. Jizz Joe
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Dec 17, 2021 18:54
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mr.belowaverage posted:It’s cum, not cum. C’mon!
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Dec 17, 2021 18:59
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If you cum in a pool of water then the whole pool just becomes diluted cum.
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Dec 17, 2021 19:33
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Ugh don't bring that homeopathy bullshit in here.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:Ugh don't bring that homeopathy bullshit in here. The homeopathy bullshit is in a steel tank out back, the swimming pool is the homeopathy cum. Easy mistake to make.
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I'm in the broom closet. I'm at the gloryhole. I'm in the combination broom closet gloryhole.
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Jows posted:If you cum in a pool of water then the whole pool just becomes diluted cum. If you add a spoonful of wine to a barrel of sewage, you get sewage. If you add a spoonful of sewage to a barrel of wine, you get sewage.
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Zopotantor posted:If you add a spoonful of sewage to a barrel of wine, you get sewage. Not if you fail to divulge this information to your wine-buying clientele.
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Zopotantor posted:If you add a spoonful of sewage to a barrel of wine, you get sewage. I have questions: 1) how drunk am I? 2) is it post-last call?
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Dec 18, 2021 03:24
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What's that kind of coffee where they feed the beans to some animal and then they poo poo them out?
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Guy Axlerod posted:What's that kind of coffee where they feed the beans to some animal and then they poo poo them out? Civet coffee What a fantastic derail
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mr.belowaverage posted:Civet coffee Seems like it's went to poo poo
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mr.belowaverage posted:Civet coffee Wondering how they advertise for the job of civet-poo poo collector and/or bean-picker
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PainterofCrap posted:Wondering how they advertise for the job of civet-poo poo collector and/or bean-picker I like the idea it’s two separate jobs
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the civets are kept in battery-style cages and force fed, sorry to be the bearer of bad news
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Jows posted:If you cum in a pool of water then the whole pool just becomes diluted cum. Funnily enough, this is among the oldest recorded proverbs (from a Sumerian book of proverbs that educated people kept around in their houses about 4,000+ years ago) quote:(cf. 6.2.3: UET 6/2 216) The fox, having urinated into the sea, said: "The whole of the sea is my urine!"
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Funnily enough, this is among the oldest recorded proverbs (from a Sumerian book of proverbs that educated people kept around in their houses about 4,000+ years ago) Proclick link. There's a lot of donkey jokes.
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quote:Let me tell you about my fate: it is an insult. Let me explain it to you: it is a disgrace. quote:The neighbour is on friendly terms with my mother in her house. Clearly ghostwritten by Rodney Dangerfield
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i like nice words