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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "astounding"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/535-Locust-St-APT-303-Knoxville-TN-37902/84136362_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/879-Cox-Rd-Moorestown-NJ-08057/38131761_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56-Easy-St-Litchfield-ME-04350/84978100_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10-Overlook-Dr-Anderson-IN-46011/80685806_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/921-Jessica-Ave-Newberry-SC-29108/70231732_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/0-Blacksmith-Rd-Pioneertown-CA-92268/2069473127_zpid/ astounding is one word to describe it




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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I think this is just a West Elm location?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
omg I love that grotto. Just get some rocks and cement and tiles and go hog wild :chefkiss:

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "outcroppings". Places with big exposed rocks tend to have rad houses.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-Notch-Rd-Mendon-VT-05701/2067784971_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1852-Mountain-Laurel-Dr-Franklin-NC-28734/65642385_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2390-County-Route-3-Olivebridge-NY-12461/2067593817_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Felsen-Ln-Lloyd-NY-12528/62700585_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1803-Montane-Dr-E-Golden-CO-80401/13755058_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/137-Long-Cove-Rd-Vinalhaven-ME-04863/303926094_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10-Oyster-Ln-Castleton-VA-22716/234679564_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/35-Adrienne-Ln-Garrison-NY-10524/98216148_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/121-Laurel-Rd-Tuxedo-Park-NY-10987/2117112074_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/674-Alpine-View-Dr-Incline-Village-NV-89451/83928667_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/747-McConnell-Rd-Scaly-Mountain-NC-28775/65650912_zpid/ by Tim Greene (2000), interior design by Amelia Handegan





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8406-Temettate-Dr-Santa-Maria-CA-93454/15424326_zpid/ in case there weren't enough actual outcroppings in the above photos


actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Youth Decay posted:

The purpose of the wide sink near the dining area is to save labor for the diners, not to increase it for the chef. Fewer steps to put the dirty dishes into the sink where they can soak before they are put into the dishwasher (or handwashed).



I'm more just thinking about the giant exposed rubber pull out sprayers

my designer came by today! I'm going to do ACTUAL COLOR for the kitchen cabinets! some sort of blue around a 25 LRV

and she gave me this!

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "verdant"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7822-Cornerstone-Pkwy-Dallas-TX-75225/26751806_zpid/
I just like the kitchen


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/120-Edge-Of-Woods-Rd-Southampton-NY-11968/300223506_zpid/



very nice use of color



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/793-Upper-Dover-Rd-Marlboro-VT-05344/304081340_zpid/
I just like the guest lodge/cottage




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11-16th-Ave-San-Francisco-CA-94118/15089171_zpid/



first time I've seen this kind of colored (enameled?) fixtures, not sure how I feel about them



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/35-Schoolhouse-Rd-Waccabuc-NY-10597/247836959_zpid/


matchy matchy


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1048-Black-Hole-Hollow-Rd-Arlington-VT-05250/331208630_zpid/ if this was like 1/4 as big it'd be perfect



for some reason old timey colonial homes are set up with a gazillion different dining areas, there are at least 6 in this house




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4321-Alder-Dr-San-Diego-CA-92116/16992849_zpid/ loggia artwork by Ignacio Martinez Rendon



Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I like the space bedroom a lot. I realize it's a kids room or something but it makes me smile.

The inexplicable wall bathroom in the last pic is...a choice. Why go through the trouble of sourcing that vintage mint tile and the god-awful flesh colored tub just to make a bizarre un-room?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
drat, all those shots are amazing.

But I'm very confused by that bathroom in the last image.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


I've never seen kitchen cabinets color matched to pantyhose before


stumbling down the stairs drunk, about to hurl, in perfect position to fall down and have your head right in the toilet, genius imo


love to block the walking most sensical walking path to the sofa with a giant boar (?)

Youth Decay posted:


first time I've seen this kind of colored (enameled?) fixtures, not sure how I feel about them



THAT IS AWESOME holy hell

I've never seen a tub tiled on the side like that, can tile be used on acrylic? or maybe it's marble

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Dec 18, 2021

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
The tub in that weird bathroom would be perfect for washing a dog.

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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TychoCelchuuu posted:

The tub in that weird bathroom would be perfect for washing a dog.

Looks like they kept original retro bathroom but just opened the wall for some reason.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

falz posted:

Looks like they kept original retro bathroom but just opened the wall for some reason.

Open floor plan!

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I was at a tile place today and they said they had no idea how you would tile a tub like that

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


It's just a drop-in tub, the tile is on the surround.

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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Ie as in like a whirlpool tub, where you have to build short walls around it, then you do whatever you want there.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I'm probably going to put in a new tub and then tile the wall because tile is the best

3x12 vertically since I have 10' ceilings hell yeah

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Apparently Zillow's search now searches for every form of the keyword you search, which is annoying, and since it still doesn't allow Boolean search it's impossible to search for many exact words now. Annoying.

The Zillow search term of the weekend is "embody". (or embodied, embodying, embodied, embodiment, embodies, etc)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/91-Sergio-Franchi-Dr-Stonington-CT-06378/333791359_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1707-Millers-Rd-Wilmington-DE-19810/72929396_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/494-Llewellyn-Ln-Berryville-VA-22611/331270723_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1409-Reynolds-St-Key-West-FL-33040/45799769_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24-Tiffany-Rd-Oyster-Bay-NY-11771/31160362_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Nehoc-Ln-Kennebunkport-ME-04046/112707803_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/40-Pinewood-Dr-Sedona-AZ-86336/7380708_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22-T-Rd-Friday-Harbor-WA-98250/2067631143_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/766-Mountain-Brook-Rd-Bovina-Center-NY-13740/2067814574_zpid/ exceptional use of color in this house






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Walnut-St-Beverly-NJ-08010/38067926_zpid/ an extremely weird house being sold "as-is", highly recommend the 3D tour in the listing



it's like Paul Klee threw up on this room

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I finally replaced the entry light that had been there since I moved in. holy hell this is a major improvement

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the weekend is "embody".

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2170-S-Caliente-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92264/17741426_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/763-N-Kenter-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90049/20546865_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1014-20th-St-Galveston-TX-77550/27655399_zpid/




the outdoor spaces around this house are phenomenal, it's too bad Galveston is too obnoxiously hot, humid and/or hurricaned to enjoy them


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1339-S-El-Molino-Ave-Pasadena-CA-91106/20699735_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/811-Los-Lovatos-Rd-Santa-Fe-NM-87501/6828733_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25974-Mission-St-Carmel-CA-93923/19334150_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9233-Swallow-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90069/20799704_zpid/ by Bradley Bayou (2015)





Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

We are selling our place, and seeing it all staged makes me wish I wasn't selling. It looks so nice in here.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Norse Code posted:

We are selling our place, and seeing it all staged makes me wish I wasn't selling. It looks so nice in here.

It is an eternal truth that you fix all the stuff that had been annoying you for years solely in order to sell the house.

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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Is it staged so much that it's not really liveable or comfortable?

My agent has me remove all rugs and floor mats which does indeed look lot better in photos and whatnot but certainly less comfy for my bare feet.

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

falz posted:

Is it staged so much that it's not really liveable or comfortable?

My agent has me remove all rugs and floor mats which does indeed look lot better in photos and whatnot but certainly less comfy for my bare feet.

Definitely got our feelings hurt with how much of our stuff was "unstageable" but yeah, they had us remove most of our art and our rugs, and taking our bathroom toiletries out of drawers to shower every day sucks.

This at least is the room where we got to keep most of our stuff:

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
I appreciate the perfectly karate-chopped pillows.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Youth Decay posted:

...
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Walnut-St-Beverly-NJ-08010/38067926_zpid/ an extremely weird house being sold "as-is", highly recommend the 3D tour in the listing
...

My first thought was "eccentric henry living their best life" and was gratified to find this:

and then also a few places with handicap grab bars.

What a weird-rear end house. It's triggering my adventure game instincts. Honestly, I kinda like it. I wouldn't want to live there, but I'd be stoked for an opportunity to wander through and hear the story behind some of the stuff.

Norse Code posted:

...they had us remove most of our art and our rugs...

Out of curiosity, was there a rhyme and/or reason to what they let stay?

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Out of curiosity, was there a rhyme and/or reason to what they let stay?

the art made sense, since the majority of our art is either eccentric, super dark, goofy, or sexual in nature? but some of the rugs did not make sense. maybe to show the wood floors better? my poor elderly dog certainly doesn't like it.

EDIT: was looking at houses up by where we are going to move, and this picture is cracking me tf up



the walkway/stairs! the tree!

Norse Code fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Dec 20, 2021

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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Norse Code posted:

Definitely got our feelings hurt with how much of our stuff was "unstageable" but yeah, they had us remove most of our art and our rugs, and taking our bathroom toiletries out of drawers to shower every day sucks.

This at least is the room where we got to keep most of our stuff:



Nice. I mean no one should get offended, it's best to go in realizing they just want it to be as palatable as possible to everyone.

Ive certainly been to open houses where less than zero work was done to make it seem decent.

Memory fuzzy but I asked my realtor about staging stories, she said photographer went to one for photos and some old lady watching TV refused to get out of her chair to take photos of the room, so they ended up photoshooting her out of it.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Oh yeah, selling Mac's mom's house was a challenge.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "lore"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5157-County-Highway-18-Bloomville-NY-13739/2068596823_zpid/ "Local lore is that the property was once owned by John Lennon and Yoko Ono under Dream Street Holstein's LLC"






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/272-Piermont-Ave-Piermont-NY-10968/32386088_zpid/ George Washington may have slept here




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2301-Colfax-Ave-S-Minneapolis-MN-55405/2000257_zpid/ by Theron Potter Healy (1895)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1460-Jackson-Corners-Rd-Red-Hook-NY-12571/30117863_zpid/ " Local lore says that famed vaudevillian Sophie Tucker spent her summers at this spot"





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/318-Hopewell-Amwell-Rd-Hopewell-NJ-08525/150631686_zpid/ by James Cutler (2001)...also George Washington may have led his troops through the property




actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


color please, just a bit, please

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!



Love to die of CO poisoning while I sleep

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

pretty sure those window candles are from a meatloaf music video

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "hints"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/309-Guyon-Ave-Staten-Island-NY-10306/32334280_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10054-Louise-Ave-Northridge-CA-91325/20152909_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/102-Oratam-Rd-Airmont-NY-10952/53430588_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26380-San-Felipe-Rd-Warner-Springs-CA-92086/2120337375_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/137-Kennedy-Ln-East-Durham-NY-12423/66477809_zpid/ I normally don't like this style of exposed logs but it works here




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6422-Griffis-Way-West-Palm-Beach-FL-33415/46543068_zpid/ wish these photos weren't so blown out


so dedicated to aesthetic that they got a white globe



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1266-Gulph-Creek-Dr-Wayne-PA-19087/10041551_zpid/ 18th century house with 1927 additions by R. Brognard Okie. dude wanted to be called brognard



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/95-Silverleaf-Dr-Sedona-AZ-86336/8785151_zpid/ by Carl Nelson (2001), sold with art and furnishings



guest house

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Youth Decay posted:


matchy matchy



Oh god, I love a bedroom with matching toile wallpaper/upholstery/drapery. It makes me think of my grandparents' bedroom, which I'm sure I've already posted in this thread but here it is again.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I love that bedroom, too. It is a good bedroom.

e: I deduct points for no canopy on the canopy bed.

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

The pinnacle of design was clicking and dragging patterns in Sims 3 Create-A-Style to new objects so that all the upholstery in a room was perfectly identical. The failure of Sims 4 to include this vital feature is but one of many crimes.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "unchanged" or "unchanging"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18196-Lincoln-Rd-Purcellville-VA-20160/110698033_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8674-SE-Jardin-St-Hobe-Sound-FL-33455/52617447_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/400-Great-Pond-Rd-North-Andover-MA-01845/56098710_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/854-Cedar-Ave-Redlands-CA-92373/17269565_zpid/




actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

i found a great kitchen cabinet paint color, hits a bit too close too home tho (bachelor blue)

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "imagination run wild"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/34838-Maffitt-Lake-Rd-Cumming-IA-50061/61677533_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/136-Walnut-St-Winsted-CT-06098/58875818_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12339-Woodside-Ln-Jacksonville-FL-32223/154662280_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1405-Highland-Ave-Louisville-KY-40204/73603037_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/773-Heards-Rdg-Morganton-GA-30560/96832691_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/501-W-19th-St-Santa-Ana-CA-92706/25090401_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1990-Bastian-Ct-Lakeport-CA-95453/19083616_zpid/ what



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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


God, I love that purple bathroom.

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