Salt Fish posted:

Lori lightfoot says schools are the safest place for our kids. LIES! Everyone knows cruiseships are the safest place for our children. We need universal cruise based education NOW!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Flurona is my stripper name.

tuyop posted:

Like this is going to end up killing 40% of people over the next five years right?

Stereotype posted:

i love when the government relies entirely on individuals to do the right thing to their own personal detriment while selfish bad actors aren't discouraged in any way. really makes me feel like i live in a society

Rhesus Pieces posted:

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1478945825774526467?s=21

aaaaaaaaa

facetoucher cat posted:

Shits hosed so look at my cat




~reaches out and softly touches faces~

facetoucher cat posted:

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

great time to have a baby tbh

Schnorkles posted:

No, which is why its so dangerous.

Part of the weird part of all of this is that we tend to exaggerate how dangerous COVID is, because the fact that it is so mild (esp. after vaccination and previous infection) does lead to most cases being asymptomatic or mildly asymptomatic. It's just.. when its not..

Relin posted:

i've had two friends conceive (on purpose) during covid. there's no reasoning with this kind of person

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do you think we'll get a new variant after omicron?

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

PIC ROSS is a pro tier username btw

Koirhor posted:

in the mad max movies is there still a tire manufacturer

Relin posted:

setting aside the burden on low income, two working parentt families, it doesnt seem like that big a deal if kids take a year or two off from school? like i know people who got held back and seemed to still have careers. people can learn when theyre older

Rhesus Pieces posted:

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1478945825774526467?s=21

aaaaaaaaa

facetoucher cat posted:

Shits hosed so look at my cat

DrPlump posted:

Isizzlehorn posted:

It's been two years, everyone double vaxxed that wants to

gradenko_2000 posted:

I'm coming up on 12 hours out from a Moderna booster and it's kicking my rear end and I really needed this, thanks

Stereotype posted:

i love when the government relies entirely on individuals to do the right thing to their own personal detriment while selfish bad actors aren't discouraged in any way. really makes me feel like i live in a society

facetoucher cat posted:

Thoguh posted:

And it’s stupid as hell because any other risk with similar odds is stuff we completely re-order society around.

mastershakeman posted:

An analogy I came up with last night is vaccines are like seat belts, where the govt simply pleads with people to wear them and runs commercials about them. Same as right now mostly

But at the same time in this analogy, the govt would refuse to have speed limits anywhere and say it's perfectly safe to drive 100 if you wear the seat belt. A bunch of the politicians would be worried if they tried speed limits, the cops wouldn't enforce them because cops like to drive fast too.

Probably a bad analogy but the complete apathy by the govt is wild right now

Bullfrog posted:

I will admit goons, I am a coward. I know multiple people I've been friends with who are traveling, sucking and loving, going out to eat with fevers, and I can't loving call them out publically. It's like they have me mentally checkmated.

From various differing factors between them like past sexual history, from the fact that they're snakes who would subsequently seek every route available to go behind my back, the fact that we've been friends for years and have commiserated in other circumstances through thick and thin, etc.

On one hand it makes me so loving angry that people like this claim to be leftist, but continue to want to cough all over their applebees, and then on the other hand, the damage and stress the battle with them would cause is just not worth it mentally, besides, it's not like I can do poo poo about it. But it just pisses me off so bad

Phigs posted:

War on drugs is particularly relevant here. Putting substances into your own body? Send in the police. Responding to a pandemic? Personal responsibility.

Ccs posted:

I know I should stop posting this guy but it just amazes me that in the face of all of this, he’s still convinced we’re gonna go back to anything close to 2019.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Theophite/status/1478883837803253760

Iron Crowned posted:

They have a Gas Town and a Bullet Farm, so I'm sure it's called something like Fort Tire

Business Gorillas posted:

I spent months arguing with my best friend since I was 10, threatening our friendship and refusing to see him unless he got vaccinated. I yelled, I screamed, I told him that I don't give a gently caress about "respecting his beliefs" because as a friend, I'll gladly destroy our relationship if it means he gets two 10 minute shots that save his life. He never got it and, well, he got COVID about a month ago.

He has to wheel around an oxygen tank now and is shopping around for those sleeping machines fat people use. When I talk to him and he laughs, he runs out of breath. He says "I should've listened to you, man", but it's too late now.

At this point, I'd just do enough to say you tried for if and when they get sick. They'll never listen to you, so there's no point in tearing your hair out. If anything, you'll become a lightning rod for the doom they're trying to smother with frivolities.

Warn them once and be there for them when they get sick. Thats all you can do, really

Steve Yun posted:

man, I can’t believe I used to defend Biden.

Throw me in jail. Throw away the key. Feed me bread and water.