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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hutla posted:

I like the blue, but everywhere. It will make the wall next to it lean more buttery yellow and less dirty white. The rest of your place in the photos is pretty neutral so it isn’t like it’ll get overwhelming. Plus blue is soothing and maybe your wife just needs that after the 7th time the mitten bin has exploded this week alone.

Weirdly the second time I get to use this post today.

Wasabi the J posted:



Blue walls own.

Cleanliness is a construct.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Wow. Okay, I like that space.

extravadanza
Oct 19, 2007

Holy Cow this house is beautiful. So is the Greene & Greene home. Who knew 'Articulated' would be the search term to find flawless homes.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

not sure what's worst, the giant DWELL (wtf) or the foreground chairs, which iirc were designed by Le Corbusier, a fascist

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peanut
Sep 9, 2007


lmao dwell

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

peanut posted:

lmao dwell

D W E L L is Live Laugh Love for people that design their homes to look like hotel lobbies.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

this is an area of downtown minneapolis that has a lot of lofts because they used to be factories (often for flour production) in the 1800s. I get why people like the aesthetic, but concrete doesn't make any sense to me as a floor unless you are living in the desert

edit: https://www.versobooks.com/blogs/2010-le-corbusier-s-architectural-fascism

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jan 14, 2022

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "sensitive"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/217-Echo-Ledge-Rd-Woodstock-VT-05091/75489212_zpid/



PONY! :3:


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/118-Canoebrook-Dr-Hawley-PA-18428/89369265_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/104-111-Old-Herring-Creek-Rd-West-Tisbury-MA-02575/2067869842_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/675-N-Humboldt-St-Denver-CO-80218/13331482_zpid/ a 1908 foursquare that got gutted and given a Craftsman makeover




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2847-Avenel-St-Los-Angeles-CA-90039/20749443_zpid/ condo by Gregory Ain (1947)

we get it you like Eames


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-E-Chestnut-St-Carthage-MO-64836/213829175_zpid/ possible cult compound with a Victorian and a contemporary-attempting-to-be-Victorian mansion connected by an underground tunnel, plus a chapel and whatever this is

mansion 1


mansion 2

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Appreciating the Green Knight's throne.
But seriously, click through on that one, it's worthwhile.

edit: also you left out the three part kitchen

SkyeAuroline fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Jan 14, 2022

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I would absolutely receive guests in that room while birds swarm around me

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "sensitive"


I have no doubts that designing/building this room was expensive as gently caress, but everything about it just screams "1980s laminate-paneled motor home" to me.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "undeniable"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/332-Turkey-Dr-Dripping-Springs-TX-78620/317228384_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1104-Foothill-Rd-Ojai-CA-93023/16310602_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2700-Monument-Ave-Richmond-VA-23220/12549846_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Winterberry-Ln-East-Hampton-NY-11937/32655085_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4-Bond-St-Woodstock-VT-05091/75488321_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/123-Chestnut-St-Williamstown-MA-01267/56819995_zpid/ by Chad Floyd (2004)




Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I deny it.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "snug"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Spruce-St-Mattapoisett-MA-02739/57201705_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3847-Bertie-St-Fort-Erie-ON-L0S-1S0/2068978869_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4919-48th-Ave-Delta-BC-V4K-1V4/2067769607_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/222-Kings-Rd-SE-Milledgeville-GA-31061/98945739_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1772-Graystone-Dr-Steamboat-Springs-CO-80487/76274179_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/211-S-Harrison-St-Easton-MD-21601/37631386_zpid/




HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Imagine cleaning all the grout in that tile tub, yikes.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "attributes"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/87678-Bell-River-Estates-Rd-Yulee-FL-32097/2098465886_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/60-Binney-Ln-Old-Greenwich-CT-06870/57318040_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/697-Scudder-Ave-Hyannis-MA-02601/55846880_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/217-W-Main-St-West-Dundee-IL-60118/2144023115_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1543-County-Road-428-Stockdale-TX-78160/220752098_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/155-Walnut-St-Coloma-MI-49038/120520070_zpid/ Cheap Farmhouse in a Dying Midwest Town



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11030-E-Purple-Aster-Way-Scottsdale-AZ-85262/67758099_zpid/ by Lee Hutchison (2005)



Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I love those vase-y fireplaces.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

More interior designer inspiration, this one from France
https://www.transition-id.com/





NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



1970s dining plinth on a central pillar

1. Trip / fall hazard from hell
2. No-one wants to step up to this for mealtime every day, especially not with a hot plate of food
3. They couldn't have found a decent-diameter round table?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Is that a hydraulic pillar? Does it raise and lower from a basement kitchen to a well-appointed dining hall like some wealthy king's keep?

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

lol i do love the idea of setting the table in the kitchen then lowering it into the dining room

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I like the idea of having dinner guests who turn out to be bores, getting up to "go to the bathroom," hitting the panic button, and the piston crushes them all against the ceiling.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I like the idea of having dinner guests who turn out to be bores, getting up to "go to the bathroom," hitting the panic button, and the piston crushes them all against the ceiling.
lmfao

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Never accept a dinner invite from the hydraulic press channel

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I like the idea of having dinner guests who turn out to be bores, getting up to "go to the bathroom," hitting the panic button, and the piston crushes them all against the ceiling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hVmn9FM7o

kreeningsons
Jan 2, 2007

actionjackson posted:

not sure what's worst, the giant DWELL (wtf) or the foreground chairs, which iirc were designed by Le Corbusier, a fascist



i've actually been shopping for a LC2 chair this year, I didn't realize corb had been cancelled :sigh:

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Brawnfire posted:

Is that a hydraulic pillar? Does it raise and lower from a basement kitchen to a well-appointed dining hall like some wealthy king's keep?

It looks like it lifts the whole platform up (and presumably further down so it's just a step instead of a platform) into some kind of window surround thing so you have An View, but my main concern is a: leaving a limb dangling over the edge so it gets cleaved off and b: getting trapped up there like some technothriller version of The Exterminating Angel.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "infused"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Tabby-Point-Ln-Okatie-SC-29909/68793927_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Pine-St-UNIT-140-Oakland-CA-94607/89031538_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1140-Brooklawn-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90077/20524021_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/42900-Mather-Ln-Laytonville-CA-95454/250119115_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/485-Colon-Ave-San-Francisco-CA-94127/15137527_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1212-Abbot-Kinney-Blvd-STE-C-Venice-CA-90291/2135591221_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/229-Windward-Ave-Venice-CA-90291/20450342_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/271-Bellwether-Path-Wayzata-MN-55391/133689019_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/51-Hamilton-Ter-New-York-NY-10031/2137014022_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3154-Hutchison-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90034/20495702_zpid/
here a Chair


there a Chair

everywhere a Chair including the guest house


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1396-Kingsboro-Ct-Westlake-Village-CA-91362/16489626_zpid/ just postin the rad bathroom
there is no way you will fall into this tub in the middle of the night

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


I want a television easel!

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "infused"
...
This entire post is TVTooHigh material, but

Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1396-Kingsboro-Ct-Westlake-Village-CA-91362/16489626_zpid/ just postin the rad bathroom
there is no way you will fall into this tub in the middle of the night


I bet females loving love this house.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MetaJew posted:

This entire post is TVTooHigh material, but

I bet females loving love this house.

No, that's too low. Gotta get down on your hands and knees to clean the tub. Forget using it to bath the dog.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


This is exactly what I thought it would be.

Farewell.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Brawnfire posted:

Never accept a dinner invite from the hydraulic press channel

Uh, have you seen what they do to food? No thanks.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "abode"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/315-Harrington-Ave-Concord-MA-01742/166020289_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26-Calle-Del-Resaca-Stinson-Beach-CA-94970/19306809_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/320-Kearney-Ave-APT-15-Santa-Fe-NM-87501/6840436_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7039-Lasaine-Ave-Van-Nuys-CA-91406/19965308_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1979-Jewett-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20801692_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/477-Linton-Hill-Rd-Newtown-PA-18940/9057534_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17862-Via-Vallarta-Encino-CA-91316/19950893_zpid/ a spectacular triple-dodecagon house by Donald G. Park (1972)
OH gently caress


OH BABY



GIVE IT TO ME

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Uh, have you seen what they do to food? No thanks.

Most people don't chew their food thoroughly. Hydraulic Press Cafe takes care of that for you.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

It's actually good food, but you have to put up with the owner's wife cackling the whole time

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17862-Via-Vallarta-Encino-CA-91316/19950893_zpid/ a spectacular triple-dodecagon house by Donald G. Park (1972)
OH gently caress
OH BABY
GIVE IT TO ME

I know you can't just post every image from a listing, but wow this is a stunning piece of work.



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Interior design is my passion.





This pic kills me:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Interior design is my passion.





This pic kills me:



beastmasterj lives to kill again

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mr. Fix It posted:

beastmasterj lives to kill again

A 48-year-old female! nurse-turned-carpenter did this to their birth home after their mother died. Here's the exterior:



e: Your's for only 68 000€

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