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Nobody liked living under the plate. Now they don't.
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You can't kill the turks anyway but they've definitely earned an rear end kicking
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Jan 19, 2022 17:38
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Twelve by Pies posted:If Zack can be a good guy after murdering the people of Wutai and Cloud and Barret can be good guys after murdering the people of Midgar then Reno and Rude can be good guys after murdering the people of Midgar. Everyone in every FF game is a war criminal Except maybe Marlene Maybe
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Jan 19, 2022 18:10
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Elephant Ambush posted:Everyone in every FF game is a war criminal umaro is a victim of climate change
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Jan 19, 2022 18:49
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Twelve by Pies posted:Vincent was a Turk and we know they do all sorts of shady poo poo so you can add him to the list of murderers. He's aware of that and has locked himself in a coffin. So I guess it all works out?
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Jan 19, 2022 19:04
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Golden Goat posted:He's aware of that and has locked himself in a coffin. So I guess it all works out? A bit eager to step out of it and hunt down his ex girlfriend though huh
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Jan 19, 2022 19:07
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jokes posted:A bit eager to step out of it and hunt down his ex girlfriend though huh To be fair it was Hojo he wanted to hunt down. I think we can all agree killing Hojo is a noble goal.
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Jan 19, 2022 19:14
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"Hojo must be stopped before he seduces all our girlfriends or girls we're interested in"
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Jan 19, 2022 19:21
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jokes posted:A bit eager to step out of it and hunt down his ex girlfriend though huh she never dated him so she was never his ex to begin with. vincent owns lmao
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Jan 19, 2022 20:18
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lmao at getting cuck'd by anime mengele
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Jan 19, 2022 20:18
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Vincent cosplaying as his crush's son.
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Jan 19, 2022 20:33
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Vincel Valentineless
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:she never dated him so she was never his ex to begin with. vincent owns lmao Carried a protomateria a few miles for her so she could use it and didn’t even score He was even hoping to at least get a hug out of the ordeal but lol
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Jan 19, 2022 20:49
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ImpAtom posted:There is a difference between "fighting to save the planet" and "dropping a giant plate on an entire city so your company can earn a minor PR coup.
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Jan 19, 2022 22:41
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Scalding Coffee posted:Barret turned into an oil baron after saving the planet. I drink your Lifestream! I drink it up!
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Jan 19, 2022 22:42
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Scalding Coffee posted:Barret turned into an oil baron after saving the planet. It cracks me up how they didn't really think that through
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barret wants to burn coal and oil because that is better for the environment than burning the souls of your grandparents in a mako reactor
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I drink your Lifestream! I drink it up! I remember that Adam driver SNL skit where he’s an old oil man. Says that oil is the milk of Mother Earth and only the strong may suckle at mother’s teat Only the strong, Cloud!
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Jan 19, 2022 22:53
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Golden Goat posted:"Hojo must be stopped before he seduces all our girlfriends or girls we're interested in" Judging from the scene at Costa del Sol, Hojo is apparently the ideal man in the world of FF7, no woman can resist him.
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Jan 19, 2022 23:18
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It legitimately is one of my biggest questions about the Remake whether they'll recreate that scene and how they'll play it
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Jan 19, 2022 23:19
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It legitimately is one of my biggest questions about the Remake whether they'll recreate that scene and how they'll play it it should be a 100 percent faithful recreation imo
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:it should be a 100 percent faithful recreation imo I'm going to obliterate Red XIII with a soccer ball
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Jan 19, 2022 23:33
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Let Cloud be horny for the random bikini lady.
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Jan 19, 2022 23:40
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Twelve by Pies posted:Judging from the scene at Costa del Sol, Hojo is apparently the ideal man in the world of FF7, no woman can resist him. Yeah I don’t know how but Hojo slings dick around town like nobody’s business
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women love a man with glasses who hasn't bathed in 9 months
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They'll just be prostitutes pretending to like him for money
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Jan 19, 2022 23:48
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Elephant Ambush posted:They'll just be prostitutes pretending to like him for money Sir this game is rated T for Teen
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Jan 19, 2022 23:50
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Hojo is the Henry Kissinger of Final Fantasy
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Jan 19, 2022 23:55
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Elephant Ambush posted:They'll just be prostitutes pretending to like him for money Which means all Hojo is thinking is "Where can I get a dog and how much would they charge?"
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Jan 19, 2022 23:58
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jokes posted:Sir this game is rated T for Teen Did you play the game? There are already way worse things in there than a dude paying prostitutes to hang out with him. I mean, Aerith said a swear word.
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Jan 20, 2022 00:10
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aerith delivered an unprotected chair shot to some poor guys head... hardcore
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Asterite34 posted:Hojo is the Henry Kissinger of Final Fantasy I forgot, did Hojo actually die for reals?
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IIRC he mad sciences himself into a monster and becomes a boss late in the original. Pretty sure he dies after his fight?
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Doesn't he upload his mind to the mako internet in Dirge of Cerberus or something?
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FF7 vanilla: yes he dies when you fight him at Midgar near the end of the game. EU: define "for reals" because does uploading your consciousness into a computer and...well you see where this is going.
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Twelve by Pies posted:FF7 vanilla: yes he dies when you fight him at Midgar near the end of the game. EU seals the comparison to Henry Kissinger then. Both could be considered a shambling state of undeath.
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Jan 20, 2022 00:56
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Do you think Hojo also has a Nobel Peace Prize?
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He has a prized and noble piece 
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hojo invented sephiroth and thats worth a Nobel peace prize imo
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