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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/StevenJCBuckley/status/1513960651395371019

You loving will not

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Mister Speaker posted:

Radial engines are absolute insanity. I get that the ICE was in its adolescence and they were trying all kinds of configurations, but not only does a radial not look like it should work at all, seeing one in action makes me cringe like it's about to shake itself to pieces at any moment.
Piston engine goes boing boing boing, but a Mazda goes "mmmm"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzeGEHWMjo

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If I have a song stuck in my head I play the song and that seems to satiate the earworm. Give in to the earworm.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Beyond the whole "What the gently caress?" of it, like why does that mean anything to him? It's obviously a fabrication because you get your fortune cookie with the check at the end of the meal, has he even actually eaten Chinese food?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

Beyond the whole "What the gently caress?" of it, like why does that mean anything to him? It's obviously a fabrication because you get your fortune cookie with the check at the end of the meal, has he even actually eaten Chinese food?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bing_Liu_(scientist)

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I drove by an ice rink and it said "Ice Skating" on it and that's how I knew that god was telling me to make a narcissistic documentary to convince gullible incredulous rubes that satan made the vaccine

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Skwirl posted:

Beyond the whole "What the gently caress?" of it, like why does that mean anything to him? It's obviously a fabrication because you get your fortune cookie with the check at the end of the meal, has he even actually eaten Chinese food?

Mighta been takeout.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I had no idea, that is exactly the sort of coincidence that will spin someone's mind into insanity.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Farewell Gilbert you mad bastard. :rip:

https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1513966261469863939?s=20&t=xJpf7pVm8l3kQp6jEXBlxg

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Good grief, how dumb are those contestants?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Doom Mathematic posted:

Good grief, how dumb are those contestants?

I think part of it is the atmosphere. Having a bunch of comedians and celebrities cracking jokes at you gently caress's with your head in ways a normal quiz show doesn't.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Doom Mathematic posted:

Good grief, how dumb are those contestants?

I was gonna say..he wasn’t so much trolling as they were just really bad at the game. Gilbert was still hilarious though.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Doom Mathematic posted:

Good grief, how dumb are those contestants?

Gilbert is pretty clear about this point in the video.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Doom Mathematic posted:

Good grief, how dumb are those contestants?

in reality it was likely a blend of on the spot/everyone's watching jitters and I wouldn't be shocked if a producer said 'hey let's do some takes where you believe him a few more times because that's good comedy to pad things out' but it is pretty solid comedy either way.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/KitaKettu/status/1508199291654975490?s=20&t=xJpf7pVm8l3kQp6jEXBlxg

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Doom Mathematic posted:

Good grief, how dumb are those contestants?

He does call him officer dave at one point...

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/bitcoin_txt/status/1512109828059152396

It seems to me like the whole NFT craze got its legs cut out from under it by the Ukraine war, in that all the open bandwith for hype and promotion got eaten up by war news
If by that you mean the Russian bots are having a harder time these days and the remainder are busy posting that Ukraine's full of Nazis then yes.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ProZD/status/1513981517059436546?s=20&t=ASAiLgH8KQfYl9EQNnVnSQ

this thread is gold

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

It's a goddamn shame that Fancy J London's "Can We Talk for a Minute?" has been scrubbed from the internet. Perfect earworm killer. And ear killer.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Philippe posted:

"Platon" means "wide". He was a big lad.

This thread is dangerously close to uncovering the meaning behind my name.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Platystemon posted:

This thread is dangerously close to uncovering the meaning behind my name.

Dyslexic Microwave?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Getting serious Tim and Eric vibes from this

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Platystemon posted:

This thread is dangerously close to uncovering the meaning behind my name.

"Platystemon" is a brand of video game consoles produced by Sony.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mr. Lobe posted:

Getting serious Tim and Eric vibes from this

Unfortunately thats the government now

https://mobile.twitter.com/debdrens/status/1514060971022725134

I have to assume this is a joke. I have to assume that.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/BLACKDISCDX/status/1512985316553945091

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Coq au Nandos posted:

Gilbert is pretty clear about this point in the video.

RIP

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

zoux posted:

Unfortunately thats the government now

https://mobile.twitter.com/debdrens/status/1514060971022725134

I have to assume this is a joke. I have to assume that.

Nah, I know someone who honestly believes in lots of things like that. This is one of my favourite crazy things but at least you actually get one so that's better I guess.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:science:

https://twitter.com/lcamtuf/status/1513904032116457480?s=20&t=xC5NjMxgl9Vpnc0SciteEw

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/StyledApe/status/1514036777362890767?s=20&t=gyeacblinR62Mefhl3GVvg
:regd10:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I've only seen Sweden on maps where it's surrounded by other countries, never realized how much it looked like a dick.

https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1513995608650133506?s=20&t=zFBhUaAvmC38MzughTbgTg

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Skwirl posted:

I've only seen Sweden on maps where it's surrounded by other countries, never realized how much it looked like a dick.
Norway, Sweden, and Finland have always looked like a cock & balls, what's wrong with you?

That's like fundamental "The Mississippi River outlines the front profile of a chef presenting (TN) fried chicken (KY)" map pareidolia

stringless has a new favorite as of 11:41 on Apr 13, 2022

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Its not a zoo, its just some guy who likes animals.

The zoo the wombat is at is Satsukiyama Zoo. Satsukiyama Zoo is located at Satsukiyama Park, at the base of Mount Satsuki in Ikeda, Osaka, Japan, opened in April, 1957. The zoo is the municipal zoo of Ikeda.

The wombat is possibly named Choco.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsukiyama_Zoo

Billy Ray Blowjob has a new favorite as of 11:58 on Apr 13, 2022

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FFT posted:

Norway, Sweden, and Finland have always looked like a cock & balls, what's wrong with you?

That's like fundamental "The Mississippi River outlines the front profile of a chef presenting (TN) fried chicken (KY)" map pareidolia

I don't think about those countries very often, because why would I?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Skwirl posted:

I don't think about those countries very often, because why would I?
Finland doesn't even exist, fair enough, but if you've "only seen Sweden on maps where it's surrounded by other countries"?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FFT posted:

Finland doesn't even exist, fair enough, but if you've "only seen Sweden on maps where it's surrounded by other countries"?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoAlf0-U7EA

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Check out this NSFW Euro coinage. Some joker snuck a dong and sack into the design and no-one noticed for YEARS

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Skwirl posted:

I don't think about those countries very often, because why would I?

ok zardoz :jerkbag:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Pookah posted:

Check out this NSFW Euro coinage. Some joker snuck a dong and sack into the design and no-one noticed for YEARS



Norway can never be allowed to join the EU.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Philippe posted:

Norway can never be allowed to join the EU.

:haibrower:

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
There’s norway we’re letting them in.

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