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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Right?:froggonk:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Weird news headlines: porn pleasure session

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/wife-beat-hubby-over-pleasure-session-896035

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

It’s like a forum word filter

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Who's a good boy

https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1526971715515043843

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Pictured: a good boy.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

By popular demand posted:


Pictured: a good boy.

He was just protecting the rest of the officers by killing him before he could snitch.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/1527122621787443201

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Cocaine's outrageously expensive here and all.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lady Disdain posted:

Cocaine's outrageously expensive here and all.

If every single person on the continent was doing an ounce every hour of the day all year then economies of scale would bring the price down a bit.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Time to test the theory, I suppose.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

holy poo poo cop got murked by triumph the insult comic dog

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

holy poo poo cop got murked by triumph the insult comic dog

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/j_n_foster/status/1526949679128137729?t=VczM3qRcBIzRr5st0jqRBw&s=19

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Warzone Players find XP glitch in King Kong's testicles



https://www.eurogamer.net/warzone-players-find-xp-glitch-in-king-kongs-testicles

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

XP is stored in the balls?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Inceltown posted:

If every single person on the continent was doing an ounce every hour of the day all year then economies of scale would bring the price down a bit.

:mmyes: worked in the 80s

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/hughkeogh/status/1526923889804251136?s=21&t=VstNaLRUOXukYyKyUSC9pw

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


You have my attention.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Marcade posted:

XP is stored in the balls?

:vince:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
You know in Martian how that one character loved disco music, so Matt Damon was forced to listen to Abba or whatever because there was nothing else. I'm picturing that, only aquatic.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Mistook a scallop for a disco clam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GLZAIaXudk

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Yahoo/status/1527426649674993664

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Scarodactyl posted:

We already have a highly effective, long-lasting and relatively safe vaccine for smallpox. Find me something spicier and I might pay attention.

Evergreen post.

Platystemon posted:

Yeah for real.

Smallpox is awful, but if a deadly pathogen is unleashed upon the world, by far the least awful possibility is that it’s the only one that we have demonstrated that we can successfully eradicate from the human population.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Zil posted:

You have my attention.
https://twitter.com/kendersrule/status/1527231359252631552

the replies handled it

fuckin twitter embeds though

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

Thanks!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
If you're wondering how scallops go in to a trap, and you're like me and basically know gently caress all about how bivalves live... scallops can swim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBH3UvlZo90

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:backtowork: you'll never get me copper!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




thought we were in the things that look nws thread

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

:backtowork: you'll never get me copper!
All Clams Are Bivalves

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

DACK FAYDEN posted:

https://twitter.com/kendersrule/status/1527231359252631552

the replies handled it

fuckin twitter embeds though


In case you're having trouble pictureing the 200 eyes

https://twitter.com/jimmy_rickets/status/1527483725784686603

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:backtowork: SWEET DREAMS

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
[url="https://vtdigger.org/2022/05/19/in-chester-a-librarys-hesitation-to-host-drag-queen-story-hour-sparks-controversy/"In Chester, a library’s hesitation to host Drag Queen Story Hour sparks controversy"[/url]

Short version:
One of the drag queens posted a picture someone found inappropriate on their Insta. The picture in question? Well, let's have library trustee Robert Nied describe it for us:

quote:

Earlier this month, the trustees of the Chester Library decided to pause hosting the story hour with little explanation. At a subsequent special board of trustees meeting on Thursday, trustee Robert Nied said the board’s decision came after discovering an image on the performers’ website that “compared a naked woman to a garbage dumpster and included the suggestion that she was a vessel for bodily fluids.”

He suggested a parent or child could Google the performers and come across the image.

“It was highly inappropriate to be associated with anybody making a presentation at a children's program,” he said.

Pic in question: :nws:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1528152784423505920

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dude just can't think on his feet.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Is Guy Fieri cool now or are we supposed to hate him? I can never keep up with the internet hivemind.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Cartoon Man posted:



Is Guy Fieri cool now or are we supposed to hate him? I can never keep up with the internet hivemind.

Being a jackass isn’t that bad anymore.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Guy Fieri is famously nice. He officiated a bunch of gay weddings in honor of his sister, who died before it became legalized, and raised over $20 million in relief funds for unemployed restaurant workers during COVID. His show is also focused on bringing attention to good restaurants offering cheap local food in a way that boosts their businesses to the point of sometimes rescuing them from closure. He just has a really loud and flamboyant style so people started impulsively hating him.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Cartoon Man posted:



Is Guy Fieri cool now or are we supposed to hate him? I can never keep up with the internet hivemind.

People like him as a person. People also hate the character he plays.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Furries & Fieris are both okay now

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Since he became popular there have been reasons to laugh at the guy -- the infamous NYT restaurant review, that amazing fake menu someone posted, his whole look and fashion sense -- but to actually hate him seems misguided. I've only ever heard good things about him.

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